Museum :: Lindiwe

Lindiwe

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#30	ASCII shirt	114
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#147	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#185	Angelhair Culottes	6
#86	Argarggagarg's fang	13
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#863	BGE merchandise order form	2
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1405	BGE shotglass	2
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#181	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#229	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	43
#83	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	23
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#21	Blatantly Canadian	1,391
#173	Bling of the New Wave	7
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#123	Bonerdagon necklace	68
#383	Boss Bat bling	9
#100	Boss Bat britches	102
#827	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	4
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#829	Bulky Buddy Box	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#466	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1701	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#89	Claw of the Infernal Seal	10
#596	Cloaca grenade	24
#352	Cloaca-Cola	108
#554	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	6
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#65	Codpiece of the Goblin King	64
#326	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#27	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	89
#18	Comet Drop	11
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#26	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	93
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#2811	Crimbuck	6
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#1716	Daffy Taffy	4
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#346	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#543	Dyspepsi grenade	24
#930	Dyspepsi-Cola	49
#390	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	8
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#226	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#96	El Sombrero De Lopez	17
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#264	Elder Turtle Shell	8
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#142	Galapagosian Cuisses	7
#118	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	8
#31	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	75
#397	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#21	Grateful Undead T-shirt	22
#117	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#138	Gummi-Gnauga	27
#229	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	7
#113	Heimandatz's heart	11
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#259	Jocko Homo's head	7
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#36	Kiss the Knob apron	4
#44	Knob Goblin elite shirt	175
#89	Krakrox's Loincloth	10
#669	LED block	1
#73	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	16
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#72	Lederhosen of the Night	16
#577	M-242	10
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#82	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#390	Mountain Stream soda	47
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#314	NPZR chemistry set	11
#99	Newman's Own Trousers	9
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#306	Now and Earlier	11
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#51	Pain Dip	11
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#40	PlexiPips	11
#226	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	9
#30	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	100
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#66	Ralph IX cognac	3
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#171	Safari Jack's moustache	8
#135	Scalp of Gorgolok	14
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#535	Steal This Candy	2
#142	Sugar Cog	21
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#91	The Mariachi's guitar case	16
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#52	Thwaitgold bee statuette	14
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#520	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
#598	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	8
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#766	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	11
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#508	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#39	Ultracolor™ shirt	19
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#176	Volartta's bellbottoms	7
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#58	Wax Flask	11
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#251	Yakisoba's hat	6
#22	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	22
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#187	abandoned candy	5
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#159	adorable seal larva	12
#621	alphabet gum	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#28	asbestos apron	41
#769	aspirin	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#105	badass belt	222
#133	bag of Cheat-Os	121
#31	baggie of powdered sugar	1,453
#2043	ball	1
#171	ballast turtle	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#60	barskin cloak	2
#54	bat-ass leather jacket	5
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1193	bath ball gift set	2
#547	battered Crimbo Crate	18
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#583	bindlestocking	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#778	black candy heart	2
#649	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#721	blood flower	8
#759	blue glowstick	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#122	blue shell	1
#308	blueberry-frosted king cake	4
#254	borg sock monkey	9
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#170	box of sunshine	2,396
#104	box turtle	4
#77	boxcar turtle	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#24	bronze breastplate	88
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#1021	can of Binarrrca	7
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#546	can of fake snow	1
#1463	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#1280	candied yams	6
#858	candy brain	1
#657	candy cane	55
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#93	candy skeleton	11
#3108	candy stake	2
#336	canteen of wine	79
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	chamoisole	1
#172	chaos butterfly	1,821
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#997	cheap toaster	2
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#250	chocolate disco ball	1
#85	chocolate pasta spoon	11
#212	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#106	chocolate-covered caviar	1
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	11
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#46	clownskin harness	13
#27	coal paperweight	1
#41	coconut bikini top	7
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#289	corrupted data	56
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#593	cyborg doll	2
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#1686	delicious salad	2
#41	demonskin jacket	9
#117	depleted uranium seal figurine	6
🥇	detour shield	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#1640	doll house	1
#332	dollhive	29
#37	double-ice gum	11
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#52	duct tape shirt	2
#126	dueling turtle	1
#526	dusty Crimbo crate	21
#67	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	23
#2970	easter egg balloon	5
#2363	eggnog	2
#391	elven limbos gingerbread	34
#104	elven moonshine	92
#763	elven socks	5
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#155	expensive cigar	1
#746	extra-greasy slider	1
#118	extra-see-thru nightie	5
#16	extremely wet T-shirt	21
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#3638	fancy but probably evil chocolate	2
#377	fancy canapés	1
#1832	fancy chocolate	2
#1881	fancy chocolate car	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#175	festive holiday hat	22
#653	festive sausage	3
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#69	filthy hippy poncho	10
#1763	fire	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#613	floaty sand	12
#269	floral print shirt	1
#41	flyest of shirts	2
#331	foie gras	3
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#207	friendly cheez blob	10
#60	frilly shirt	10
#2871	fruitcake	2
#68	fruitfilm	11
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#110	furry green turtle	3
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#85	ghost toga	3
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#1750	gingerbread bugbear	8
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#939	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#25	gingham blouse	11
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#52	gnauga hide vest	2
#693	golden ring	40
#30	goth kid t-shirt	180
#70	grape troll doll	1
#348	gray bow tie	20
#177	grinning turtle	1
#2878	grue egg	6
#25	grungy flannel shirt	26
#119	gun cleaning kit	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#908	gyroscope	2
#199	handful of confetti	163
#396	handful of numbers	1
#49	harem girl t-shirt	25
#115	heart of the volcano	55
#777	heart-shaped balloon	4
#225	hedgeturtle	1
#1292	herbal stuffing	5
#186	hideous egg	18
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#21	hipposkin poncho	19
#27	hobo stogie	1
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#60	honey stick	11
#201	hot stuffing	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#176	immense cyborg hand	12
#236	incense bath ball	4
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#454	intriguing puzzle box	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#370	jar of swamp gas	102
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#363	killing feather	70
#2060	kite	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#67	knobby kneepads	1
#171	knuckle sandwich	134
#2362	laser-broiled pear	10
#456	leaflet	1
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#178	leftover Crimbo rations	1
#32	letterman's jacket	7
#938	lewd playing card	1
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#779	loaded serum blowgun	5
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#569	lovecat tail	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#724	lucky rabbit's foot	9
#37	lupine sword	45
#466	macaroni duck	5
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#4	maple leaf	2,760
#417	maple syrup	10
#707	mariachi G-string	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#686	marionette	2
#575	marionette collective	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#50	midriff scrubs	36
#145	miniature antlers	1
#205	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	3
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#1580	monomolecular yo-yo	4
#24	motivational poster	105
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#2559	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#1187	oozenog	4
#391	orange and black Crimboween candy	10
#525	orange glowstick	4
#106	outrageous sombrero	2
#613	oversized fish scaler	8
#160	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
#129	padded tortoise	1
#293	pail	42
#160	painted turtle	1
#196	pair of ragged claws	2
#71	palm-frond cloak	4
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#806	party hat	1
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#418	patent leather shoes	16
#456	penguin thesaurus	16
#682	personalized birthday cake	2
#2716	pet rock	1
#1884	phish stick	2
#281	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	3
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#102	pipe wrench	1
🥇	pirate hook	1
#44	pirate shirt	44
#66	pixel morning star	1
#49	pixel stopwatch	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#420	plastic passion fruit	3
#1110	polyalloy shield	4
#1613	pork elf goodies sack	1
#2221	possessed top	1
#55	poutine	427
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#40	pretty bouquet	200
#2038	pretty flower	1
#47	propeller beanie	1
#71	psycho sweater	5
#198	punk rock jacket	2
#727	purple glowstick	1
#36	puzzling ribbon	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#342	questionable taco	1
#866	rag doll	2
#2248	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#59	really dense meat stack	62
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#229	red balloon	1
#53	red coat	5
#326	red plastic baby	1
#78	red shirt	3
#9	red traffic cone	1
#88	red-and-green sweater	31
#73	reinforced furry underpants	1
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#309	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#554	right half of a heart necklace	1
#143	roboduck-on-a-string	10
#1365	robotronic egg	12
#1430	[2108]rock	1
#1576	rogue swarmer	38
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#49	safety vest	4
#94	samurai turtle	1
#389	sawblade fragment	77
#103	scissor duck	1
#407	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	3
#39	sea salt scrubs	7
#63	sealhide cloak	1
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#68	sebaceous shield	1
#125	secret from the future	1
#44	serpentine sword	33
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#226	severed rocking horse head	2
#180	sewer turtle	1
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#74	shark jumper	2
#72	sharpened hubcap	1
#90	shiny ring	201
#101	silver paté knife	1
#136	silver salt-shaker	1
#240	six pack of Mountain Stream	36
#201	skeletortoise	1
#1806	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#108	sleep mask	1
#598	sleeping snowy owl	4
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#420	sleeping wereturtle	1
#188	slime convention t-shirt	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#108	smoldering box	1
#42	snailmail hauberk	1
#684	snake	9
#30	snake shield	36
#40	snarling wolf shield	44
#236	snowball	1
#908	sock monkey	2
#155	soggy wofl t-shirt	2
#187	solid gold bowling ball	101
#120	soup turtle	1
#28	souvenir ski t-shirt	21
#488	soy cordial	1
#70	space jam toast	1
🥇	space trooper helmet	1
🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#22	spangly mariachi vest	26
#546	sparkler	10
#1033	spectre scepter	30
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1891	spooky length of string	1
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1571	spooky toy wheel	1
#1767	spooky wooden block	1
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#287	squirming egg sac	45
#672	stained mattress	1
#311	stainless steel scarf	10
#344	stainless steel shillelagh	11
#310	stainless steel skullcap	9
#455	stainless steel slacks	8
#354	stainless steel solitaire	8
#276	stainless steel suspenders	13
#105	stapler bear	1
🥇	star boomerang	2,249
#92	star shirt	4
#93	star throwing star	5
#1028	stick	1
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#493	stinkin' bindle	1
🥇	stop shield	1
#144	stray chihuahua	16
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#1867	string of blue beads	3
#2026	string of green beads	2
#1715	string of red beads	4
#1930	stringy sinew	1
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#8831	stuffed cocoabo	1
#3202	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#237	stuffed gray blob	193
#23	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	8
#4743	stuffed snowy owl	7
#944	sturdy Crimbo crate	11
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#87	sugar shirt	2
#595	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#38	supportive bra	222
#141	surgical apron	1
#630	sweet mochi ball	7
#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#167	syncopated turtle	1
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#119	teddy borg	80
#1434	theoretical string	1
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#360	thermos of brew	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#174	tin star	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1511	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	6
#1679	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#15	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1,862
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2893	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#58	toe jam toast	1
#1238	tofurkey gravy	6
#1236	tofurkey leg	6
#160	tofurkey nugget	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1404	tooth	1
#149	toothbrush	11
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#2069	top	1
#111	torquoise	1
#126	tortoboggan	1
#1221	towel	4
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#477	toy deathbot	2
#1591	toy hoverpad	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#892	toy train	2
#60	traffic jam toast	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#199	tulip	3
#196	turtle wax	1
#289	turtlemail bits	1
#60	turtlemail hauberk	2
#82	tuxedo shirt	3
#77	unrequired jacket	2
#364	unstable laser battery	71
#306	untamable turtle	7
#452	unusual disco ball	6
#44	vampire collar	58
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#169	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	54
#220	vibrating cyborg knife	16
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#600	voodoo snuff	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#1538	wheel	1
#24	white hat hacker T-shirt	51
#64	white snakeskin duster	2
#615	witch hat	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#19	yak anorak	51
#180	yam candy	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 21,229 items total!

what items are this player missing?