#113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
#577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
#226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
#30 | ASCII shirt | 114 |
#414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#147 | Ancient Saucehelm | 11 |
#185 | Angelhair Culottes | 6 |
#86 | Argarggagarg's fang | 13 |
#437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
#441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
#325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
#863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
#564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#1405 | BGE shotglass | 2 |
#316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
#181 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
#309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
#229 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 43 |
#83 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 23 |
#932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
#883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#614 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
#21 | Blatantly Canadian | 1,391 |
#173 | Bling of the New Wave | 7 |
#814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#123 | Bonerdagon necklace | 68 |
#383 | Boss Bat bling | 9 |
#100 | Boss Bat britches | 102 |
#827 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
#40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
#64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
#19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
#24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
#32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
#40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
#829 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
#2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
#1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
#1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
#792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
#785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
#163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
#312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
#188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
#118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
#182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
#175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#89 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 10 |
#595 | Cloaca grenade | 24 |
#353 | Cloaca-Cola | 108 |
#555 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
#1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
#1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
#904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
#1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
#354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
#65 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 64 |
#326 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
#27 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 89 |
#19 | Comet Drop | 11 |
#1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
#26 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 93 |
#1851 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
#2811 | Crimbuck | 6 |
#195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
#1717 | Daffy Taffy | 4 |
#1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
#346 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
#191 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
#668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
#543 | Dyspepsi grenade | 24 |
#931 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 49 |
#391 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
#1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
#1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
#858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
#1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
#227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
#96 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 17 |
#494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
#264 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
#85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
#81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
#210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
#170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
#83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
#211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#142 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 7 |
#118 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 8 |
#31 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 75 |
#397 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
#21 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 22 |
#117 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 8 |
#1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
#139 | Gummi-Gnauga | 27 |
#229 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 7 |
#112 | Heimandatz's heart | 11 |
🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
#81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
#73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
#95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
#18 | Hodgman's metal detector | 2 |
#98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
#534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
#1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#258 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
#39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
#78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
#36 | Kiss the Knob apron | 4 |
#44 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 175 |
#89 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 10 |
#669 | LED block | 1 |
#73 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 16 |
#455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
#228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
#72 | Lederhosen of the Night | 16 |
#577 | M-242 | 10 |
#850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
#82 | Mer-kin breastplate | 2 |
#391 | Mountain Stream soda | 47 |
#23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
#597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
#314 | NPZR chemistry set | 11 |
#99 | Newman's Own Trousers | 9 |
#1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
#306 | Now and Earlier | 11 |
#216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
#128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
#99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
#196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
#627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
#93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
#187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
#49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
#100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
#106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
#8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
#194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#52 | Pain Dip | 11 |
#1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
#813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#40 | PlexiPips | 11 |
#226 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 9 |
#30 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 100 |
#255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
#232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
#66 | Ralph IX cognac | 3 |
#260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
#370 | Red Pill | 1 |
#318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
#171 | Safari Jack's moustache | 8 |
#135 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 14 |
#975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
#536 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
#143 | Sugar Cog | 21 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
#136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#91 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 16 |
#96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
#52 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 14 |
#1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
#520 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
#598 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
#625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
#765 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
#519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
#508 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
#575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
#936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#39 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 19 |
#850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
#59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
#176 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 7 |
#205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
#59 | Wax Flask | 11 |
#771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#251 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
#22 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 22 |
#1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
#139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
#1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
#181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
#191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
#917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
#188 | abandoned candy | 5 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
#159 | adorable seal larva | 12 |
#622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
#52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
#3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#28 | asbestos apron | 41 |
#769 | aspirin | 1 |
#2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
#1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
#105 | badass belt | 222 |
#133 | bag of Cheat-Os | 121 |
#31 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1,453 |
#2043 | ball | 1 |
#171 | ballast turtle | 1 |
#1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
#60 | barskin cloak | 2 |
#54 | bat-ass leather jacket | 5 |
#1913 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
#547 | battered Crimbo Crate | 18 |
#233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
#690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
#1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
#583 | bindlestocking | 2 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
#93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
#778 | black candy heart | 2 |
#649 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
#721 | blood flower | 8 |
#759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
#253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
#75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
#122 | blue shell | 1 |
#308 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 4 |
#254 | borg sock monkey | 9 |
#836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
#58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
#142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
#437 | bow | 1 |
#142 | bow staff | 1 |
#150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#134 | bowler | 1 |
#170 | box of sunshine | 2,396 |
#104 | box turtle | 4 |
#77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
#502 | breaded beer | 1 |
#24 | bronze breastplate | 88 |
#448 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
#94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
#1627 | buckyball | 1 |
#463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
#1022 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
#1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
#546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#1462 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
#1280 | candied yams | 6 |
#857 | candy brain | 1 |
#658 | candy cane | 55 |
#1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
#94 | candy skeleton | 11 |
#3109 | candy stake | 2 |
#336 | canteen of wine | 79 |
#1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
#1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
#80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
#56 | chamoisole | 1 |
#172 | chaos butterfly | 1,821 |
#1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
#997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
#503 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
#250 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
#86 | chocolate pasta spoon | 11 |
#212 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
#107 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
#809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
#774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
#68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
#1752 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
#46 | clownskin harness | 13 |
#27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
#41 | coconut bikini top | 7 |
#507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
#716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
#1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
#95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
#1823 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
#1819 | corpsedriver | 1 |
#1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
#289 | corrupted data | 56 |
#486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
#597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
#593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
#537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
#618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
#1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
#41 | demonskin jacket | 9 |
#117 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 6 |
🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
#41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
#1640 | doll house | 1 |
#332 | dollhive | 29 |
#38 | double-ice gum | 11 |
#905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
#52 | duct tape shirt | 2 |
#126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
#526 | dusty Crimbo crate | 21 |
#67 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 23 |
#2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
#2364 | eggnog | 2 |
#391 | elven limbos gingerbread | 34 |
#104 | elven moonshine | 92 |
#763 | elven socks | 5 |
#1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
#744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
#118 | extra-see-thru nightie | 5 |
#16 | extremely wet T-shirt | 21 |
#1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
#3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
#377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
#1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
#1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
#2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
#175 | festive holiday hat | 22 |
#653 | festive sausage | 3 |
#634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
#69 | filthy hippy poncho | 10 |
#1761 | fire | 1 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
#164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#613 | floaty sand | 12 |
#268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
#41 | flyest of shirts | 2 |
#331 | foie gras | 3 |
#578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
#459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
#205 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
#60 | frilly shirt | 10 |
#2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
#69 | fruitfilm | 11 |
#64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
#110 | furry green turtle | 3 |
#2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
#84 | ghost toga | 3 |
#398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
#234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
#1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
#3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
#608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
#939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
#25 | gingham blouse | 11 |
#171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
#225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
#152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
#263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
#52 | gnauga hide vest | 2 |
#693 | golden ring | 40 |
#30 | goth kid t-shirt | 180 |
#70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
#348 | gray bow tie | 20 |
#177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
#2878 | grue egg | 6 |
#25 | grungy flannel shirt | 26 |
#119 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
#984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
#908 | gyroscope | 2 |
#198 | handful of confetti | 163 |
#395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
#49 | harem girl t-shirt | 25 |
#115 | heart of the volcano | 55 |
#777 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
#225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
#1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
#186 | hideous egg | 18 |
#1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
#21 | hipposkin poncho | 19 |
#27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
#626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
#61 | honey stick | 11 |
#201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
#1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
#1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
#176 | immense cyborg hand | 12 |
#236 | incense bath ball | 4 |
#1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
#454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
#691 | invisible bag | 1 |
#1776 | ion grid | 1 |
#1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#698 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
#581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
#370 | jar of swamp gas | 102 |
#1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
#1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
#363 | killing feather | 70 |
#2060 | kite | 1 |
#232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
#67 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
#171 | knuckle sandwich | 134 |
#2362 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
#456 | leaflet | 1 |
#492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
#32 | letterman's jacket | 7 |
#938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
#1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
#779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
#147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
#1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
#569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
#563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
#724 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
#37 | lupine sword | 45 |
#465 | macaroni duck | 5 |
#1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#4 | maple leaf | 2,760 |
#417 | maple syrup | 10 |
#707 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
#686 | marionette | 2 |
#575 | marionette collective | 1 |
#482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
#49 | midriff scrubs | 36 |
#145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
#205 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 3 |
#49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
#108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
#106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#1580 | monomolecular yo-yo | 4 |
#24 | motivational poster | 105 |
#1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
#2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
#3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
#2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
#1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
#418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#1187 | oozenog | 4 |
#392 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 10 |
#525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
#106 | outrageous sombrero | 2 |
#613 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
#160 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
#129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
#292 | pail | 42 |
#160 | painted turtle | 1 |
#196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
#71 | palm-frond cloak | 4 |
#583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#806 | party hat | 1 |
#688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
#418 | patent leather shoes | 16 |
#456 | penguin thesaurus | 16 |
#682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
#2716 | pet rock | 1 |
#1884 | phish stick | 2 |
#281 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
#168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
#382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
#102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
#44 | pirate shirt | 44 |
#66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
#49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
#2048 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
#636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#419 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
#1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
#1614 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
#2220 | possessed top | 1 |
#55 | poutine | 427 |
#1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
#40 | pretty bouquet | 200 |
#2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
#47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
#71 | psycho sweater | 5 |
#198 | punk rock jacket | 2 |
#727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
#36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
#1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
#342 | questionable taco | 1 |
#866 | rag doll | 2 |
#2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
#59 | really dense meat stack | 62 |
🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
#1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
#229 | red balloon | 1 |
#53 | red coat | 5 |
#326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
#78 | red shirt | 3 |
#9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
#88 | red-and-green sweater | 31 |
#73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
#1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
#309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
#1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#143 | roboduck-on-a-string | 10 |
#1365 | robotronic egg | 12 |
#1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
#1576 | rogue swarmer | 38 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
#49 | safety vest | 4 |
#94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
#389 | sawblade fragment | 77 |
#103 | scissor duck | 1 |
#407 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 3 |
#39 | sea salt scrubs | 7 |
#63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
#68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
#125 | secret from the future | 1 |
#44 | serpentine sword | 33 |
#1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
#226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
#180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
#32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
#74 | shark jumper | 2 |
#72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
#90 | shiny ring | 201 |
#101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
#136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
#241 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 36 |
#201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
#1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
#107 | sleep mask | 1 |
#597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
#806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
#420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
#188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
#1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
#108 | smoldering box | 1 |
#42 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
#684 | snake | 9 |
#30 | snake shield | 36 |
#40 | snarling wolf shield | 44 |
#236 | snowball | 1 |
#908 | sock monkey | 2 |
#155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
#187 | solid gold bowling ball | 101 |
#120 | soup turtle | 1 |
#28 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 21 |
#488 | soy cordial | 1 |
#70 | space jam toast | 1 |
🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
#22 | spangly mariachi vest | 26 |
#546 | sparkler | 10 |
#1032 | spectre scepter | 30 |
🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
#3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
#1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
#1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
#1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
#1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
#1102 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#287 | squirming egg sac | 45 |
#672 | stained mattress | 1 |
#311 | stainless steel scarf | 10 |
#344 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
#310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
#455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
#354 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
#276 | stainless steel suspenders | 13 |
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#151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
#1538 | wheel | 1 |
#24 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 51 |
#64 | white snakeskin duster | 2 |
#615 | witch hat | 1 |
#1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
#19 | yak anorak | 51 |
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