| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #497 | BURT | 20 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2035 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #48 | Crimbo paste | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #356 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1259 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #536 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #272 | Elf Guard MPC | 38 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #998 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #844 | Knoll mushroom | 3 |
| #494 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #1728 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #345 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 6 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #252 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 28 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #464 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #620 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #834 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #55 | UV monocular | 3 |
| #1150 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #302 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #3768 | badass belt | 10 |
| #130 | ballast turtle | 3 |
| #336 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #23 | beastly paste | 29 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #124 | blue shell | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #585 | box of sunshine | 554 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #25 | bug paste | 9 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #699 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #23 | chlorophyll paste | 6 |
| #233 | chocolate bath ball | 4 |
| #209 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #153 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #97 | cool mushroom | 28 |
| #201 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #573 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #14 | demonic paste | 23 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #249 | donated booze | 34 |
| #440 | donated candy | 5 |
| #304 | donated food | 23 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #20 | ectoplasmic paste | 23 |
| #35 | elemental paste | 4 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #779 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #572 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #176 | flaming mushroom | 16 |
| #100 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #181 | frozen mushroom | 14 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #389 | fuzzy busby | 6 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #347 | ghost of a necklace | 7 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #166 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #726 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #24 | goblin paste | 7 |
| #18 | gooey paste | 25 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #17 | greasy paste | 21 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #277 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #2692 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #226 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #53 | hippy paste | 1 |
| #76 | hot wine | 2 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #209 | iced-out bling | 2 |
| #385 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #34 | indescribably horrible paste | 5 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #170 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #206 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #803 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #145 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #152 | nega-mushroom | 11 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2031 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #91 | oil shell | 1 |
| #33 | oily paste | 6 |
| #291 | old sweatpants | 256 |
| #24 | orc paste | 7 |
| #336 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #162 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #29 | pile of dungeon junk | 1 |
| #86 | pile of useless robot parts | 15 |
| #68 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #47 | pirate paste | 2 |
| #35 | pointy mushroom | 85 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #36 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #500 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #175 | salt plum | 1 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #48 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #101 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #422 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #331 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1813 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #124 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 3 |
| #1271 | spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #32 | stinky mushroom | 97 |
| #51 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 559 |
| #47 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 536 |
| #58 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 460 |
| #59 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 475 |
| #50 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 524 |
| #942 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #55 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 421 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #170 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #149 | tiny bowler | 2 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #24 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #15 | topiary noseplugs | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #127 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #34 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #437 | turtle pheromones | 6 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #92 | turtle voicebox | 1 |
| #199 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #49 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #88 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #134 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| #724 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #77 | warm mushroom | 22 |
| #84 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |