#651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
#26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
#562 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 21 |
#223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
#561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
#217 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#542 | Bonerdagon necklace | 21 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#396 | CSA fire-starting kit | 2 |
#328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
#431 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 18 |
#695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
#907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
#1942 | Crimbuck | 49 |
#287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
#520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
#560 | Drowsy Sword | 33 |
#2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#911 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
#519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
#1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
#774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
#223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
#56 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
#169 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 6 |
#206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
#1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
#240 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 16 |
#569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
#91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
#136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
#125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
#174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
#21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
#1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
#249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
#437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
#560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
#16 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 420 |
#271 | Misty Cape | 4 |
#184 | Misty Cloak | 8 |
#210 | Misty Robe | 7 |
#686 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
#1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
#525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
#813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
#709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
#659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
#27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
#23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
#21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
#921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
#324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
#383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
#21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
#1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
#1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
#1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
#321 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 12 |
#623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
#748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
#312 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
#699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
#912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
#895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
#182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
#668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
#51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
#2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
#168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
#163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
#170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
#1686 | badass belt | 32 |
#172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
#697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
#269 | black velvet box | 1 |
#517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
#1650 | blood flower | 1 |
#433 | blue class ring | 5 |
#122 | blue shell | 1 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
#230 | box turtle | 1 |
#77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
#54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
#159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
#168 | burnt flower | 62 |
#504 | burst hellseal brain | 7 |
#713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
#527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
#555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
#104 | chrome crossbow string | 2 |
#163 | chrome stick | 1 |
#106 | chrome sword hilt | 2 |
#521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
#808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
#401 | electrical thingamabob | 5 |
#1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
#1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
#3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
#2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
#1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
#1281 | felt | 6 |
#997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
#323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
#970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
#527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
#163 | fistful of ashes | 28 |
#384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
#402 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
#152 | fruit basket | 1 |
#1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
#196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
#194 | fuzzy busby | 16 |
#4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
#267 | fuzzy earmuffs | 9 |
#349 | fuzzy montera | 5 |
#697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
#328 | giant discarded bottlecap | 16 |
#321 | gold wedding ring | 20 |
#1244 | googly eye | 8 |
#694 | green clay bead | 6 |
#176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
#275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
#351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
#981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
#1180 | handful of confetti | 34 |
#387 | handful of honey | 1 |
#451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
#220 | heart of the volcano | 32 |
#225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
#1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
#178 | hemp net | 1 |
#1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
#312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
#316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
#547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
#576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
#453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
#1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
#230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
#67 | linoleum crossbow string | 3 |
#38 | linoleum stick | 5 |
#50 | linoleum sword hilt | 4 |
#454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
#196 | lost key | 1 |
#372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
#67 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
#587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
#445 | meat from yesterday | 3 |
#629 | megatofu | 1 |
#452 | molten brick | 1 |
#169 | mysterious present | 1 |
#129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
#158 | painted turtle | 1 |
#246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
#196 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
#253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
#809 | pink clay bead | 5 |
#323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
#341 | plastic ingot | 5 |
#751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
#488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
#1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
#848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
#440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
#390 | purple clay bead | 6 |
#1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
#35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
#25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
#28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
#789 | red class ring | 5 |
#1006 | [2108]rock | 3 |
#318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
#207 | rusty metal shaft | 2 |
#53 | s'more | 1,500 |
#94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
#179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
#626 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
#201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
#412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
#149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
#120 | soup turtle | 1 |
#669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
#2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
#2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
#2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
#1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
#1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
#106 | stapler bear | 1 |
#1026 | stick | 1 |
#81 | stone turtle | 1 |
#997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
#8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
#1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
#200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
#8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
#2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
#1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
#3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
#3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
#8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
#8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
#8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
#3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
#3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
#3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
#2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
#1137 | stuffing | 7 |
#27 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 500 |
#682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
#166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
#3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
#1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
#846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
#974 | tooth | 3 |
#423 | torn hellseal sinew | 8 |
#110 | torquoise | 1 |
#126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
#1839 | towel | 1 |
#674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
#1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
#196 | turtle wax | 1 |
#286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
#440 | untamable turtle | 5 |
#367 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
#1286 | useless powder | 17 |
#697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
#747 | white class ring | 5 |
#811 | windchimes | 1 |
#629 | wooden block | 4 |
#700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |