| #714 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 17 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #1170 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #938 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #113 | CRIMBCO mug | 131 |
| #31 | CRIMBCO wine | 151 |
| #647 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1215 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #854 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #39 | bacon bath ball | 18 |
| #2462 | badass belt | 20 |
| #578 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #50 | chocolate bath ball | 17 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #752 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 15 |
| #72 | festive sausage | 34 |
| #446 | figurine of a sleek seal | 5 |
| #509 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #47 | figurine of an ancient seal | 25 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #349 | fuzzy montera | 5 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #54 | holiday cheese log | 42 |
| #138 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #56 | incense bath ball | 18 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #218 | motivational poster | 19 |
| #31 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 8 |
| #1030 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #385 | old sweatpants | 189 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #952 | radium-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #266 | seal-blubber candle | 10 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1098 | spectre scepter | 27 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #98 | turtle pheromones | 88 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #1318 | useless powder | 15 |
| #862 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 9 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |