| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #132 | Bonerdagon necklace | 64 |
| #578 | Boss Bat britches | 26 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #200 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #159 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 12 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #5 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 2 |
| #180 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 6 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #342 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #255 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #384 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 68 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #15 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #333 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| #40 | Serenity trading card | 3 |
| #149 | Sinful Desires | 4 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 15 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #266 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #306 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #101 | baconstone | 64 |
| #323 | balloon monkey | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #58 | crumbling rat skull | 11 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #80 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 8 |
| #17 | effluvious emerald | 121 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #364 | giant pinky ring | 45 |
| #67 | glacial sapphire | 17 |
| #91 | hamethyst | 69 |
| #155 | handful of confetti | 183 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #308 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #247 | macaroni duck | 8 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #218 | obsidian dagger | 62 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #342 | porquoise | 22 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #410 | spectre scepter | 78 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #19 | steamy ruby | 148 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #19 | tawdry amethyst | 87 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #39 | towel | 178 |
| #16 | unearthly onyx | 107 |
| #355 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #176 | unusual disco ball | 11 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |