| #19 | "caramel" orange | 101 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #47 | 5-hour acrimony | 100 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #105 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #350 | Amulet of Yendor | 67 |
| #81 | Angelhair Culottes | 10 |
| #62 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #67 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #63 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #59 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #172 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 8 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #53 | AutumnFest ale | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #48 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #68 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 11 |
| #39 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 127 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #45 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 2 |
| #24 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 2 |
| #180 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #179 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #24 | Black and White Apron Meal Kit | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #25 | Bonerdagon necklace | 166 |
| #56 | Boss Bat britches | 127 |
| #40 | Bram's choker | 4 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #48 | Carpathian longsword | 40 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #45 | Centauri fish wine | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 5 |
| #13 | Charleston shoes | 1 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #86 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #17 | Clara's bell | 41 |
| #117 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 8 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #30 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 3 |
| #699 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #170 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #200 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #38 | Cold One | 211 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #39 | Comet Pop | 12 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #174 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 29 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #194 | Crimbo food scraps | 2 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #156 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 11 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #184 | Crimbot battery | 5 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 2 |
| #145 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 3 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #391 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 3 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 3 |
| #44 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 3 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 3 |
| #40 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 3 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1425 | Crimbuck | 226 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #199 | DUFRESNE Suds | 3 |
| #59 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 3 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #34 | Doc's Limbering Wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #198 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 12 |
| #97 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #29 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #150 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #218 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 10 |
| #9 | El Vibrato restraints | 76 |
| #213 | Eldritch snap | 2 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #37 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 3 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 3 |
| #31 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 3 |
| #290 | Elf Guard MPC | 3 |
| #16 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 3 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #43 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 2 |
| #32 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 2 |
| #54 | Elf Guard honor present | 4 |
| #22 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 5 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard safety bear | 2 |
| #39 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 3 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #40 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #9 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 20 |
| #244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #33 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 56 |
| #61 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 27 |
| #10 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 439 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #17 | Five Second Energy™ | 6 |
| #18 | Flag by the Foot™ | 1 |
| #21 | Fleshazole™ | 1 |
| #4 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 23 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #245 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #49 | Friendly Turkey | 1 |
| #66 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| #60 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #179 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 6 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #68 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 28 |
| #25 | Glenn's golden dice | 5 |
| #52 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #7 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 184 |
| #105 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #39 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 17 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #104 | Groll doll | 2 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #66 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #437 | Instant Karma | 13 |
| #109 | Iron Beta of Industry | 91 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jick's autograph | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #81 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 30 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #146 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #168 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #97 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 11 |
| #29 | Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil | 1 |
| #70 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #51 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 1 |
| #61 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #72 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,089 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #33 | LOV Elixir #3 | 1 |
| #31 | LOV Elixir #6 | 1 |
| #28 | LOV Elixir #9 | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #206 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 3 |
| #73 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 16 |
| #22 | Lavalos's shell | 4 |
| #19 | Law of Averages | 1 |
| #56 | Lederhosen of the Night | 18 |
| #6 | Left-Hand Man action figure | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #35 | Liam's mail | 57 |
| #25 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 8 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #24 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 353 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #28 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #50 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #576 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #28 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #86 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #135 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #108 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #100 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #42 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 56 |
| #80 | My First Art of War | 9 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #70 | Mysterious Black Box | 34 |
| #76 | Mysterious Blue Box | 30 |
| #83 | Mysterious Green Box | 26 |
| #61 | Mysterious Red Box | 41 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #428 | Newbiesport™ tent | 2 |
| #39 | Newman's Own Trousers | 17 |
| #321 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 21 |
| #36 | Nightmare Fuel | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #39 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #26 | Para-Pop | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #58 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 3 |
| #804 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 2 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #56 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 2 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #44 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #66 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #165 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 2 |
| #29 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #24 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #23 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 1 |
| #27 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #23 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #27 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #22 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 1 |
| #138 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #13 | Red Roger's red left foot | 7 |
| #17 | Red Roger's red left hand | 5 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #318 | Rock and Roll Legend | 4 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #5 | SMOOCH breastplate | 2 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #151 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 13 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #80 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #12 | Sexy Cosmo | 3 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #41 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 2 |
| #43 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 2 |
| #48 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 1 |
| #37 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 2 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #33 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 5 |
| #46 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: protect.enq | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 1 |
| #40 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 2 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 1 |
| #14 | Souvenir Chopsticks | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #47 | Spookyraven signet | 53 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #43 | Star Spawn | 6 |
| #10 | Stephen's lab coat | 79 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #51 | Swedish massage fish | 1 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #68 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #90 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #25 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 4 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #49 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #40 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #41 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #28 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 2 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #29 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #12 | The Superconductor's CPU | 8 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 18 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 5 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 12 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 8 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 17 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 23 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 9 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 8 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 17 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 3 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 9 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 4 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 5 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 21 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #269 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 14 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 7 |
| #424 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 8 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 19 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 27 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 46 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 12 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #11 | Trainbot circuitry | 538 |
| #18 | Trainbot harness | 4 |
| #34 | Trainbot linkages | 109 |
| #17 | Trainbot luggage hook | 7 |
| #27 | Trainbot optics | 132 |
| #23 | Trainbot plating | 156 |
| #15 | Trainbot radar monocle | 7 |
| #30 | Trainbot servomotors | 139 |
| #62 | Trainbot tubing | 37 |
| #56 | Twelve Night Energy | 12 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
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| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
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| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
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| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
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| #259 | Ze™ goggles | 2 |
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| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
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| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
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| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #151 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #39 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
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| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
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| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #82 | browser cookie | 1 |
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| #54 | carrot juice | 1 |
| #159 | cartoon heart | 1 |
| #5 | cat o' nine teeth | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
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| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
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| #208 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 4 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #195 | choco-Crimbot | 5 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
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| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
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| #175 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 12 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #74 | cinnamon machine oil | 123 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
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| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #45 | cocoa chondrule | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #407 | commemorative war stein | 37 |
| #200 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #256 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #6 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| #118 | contract enforcement stick | 3 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #50 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #116 | cotton candy bale | 1 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #18 | crabsicle | 1 |
| #169 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 2 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #69 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #43 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 11 |
| #62 | crystal Crimbo platter | 5 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #19 | crystalline light bulb | 1 |
| #13 | cuckoo clock | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Cruel tea | 1 |
| #351 | cursed black pearl onion | 3 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #51 | day-old beer | 11 |
| #20 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 11 |
| #141 | dead guy's watch | 71 |
| #99 | dead meat bun | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #267 | decent brain | 1 |
| #157 | decomposed boot | 2 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #307 | defective skull | 80 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #104 | delicious swamp muck | 10 |
| #42 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #112 | demonic surgical gloves | 1 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #11 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 2 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #449 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #7 | detective roscoe | 7 |
| #60 | dethklok | 1 |
| #342 | diamond necklace | 17 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #273 | digital key lime pie | 2 |
| #85 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #20 | dirty bottlecap | 2 |
| #1276 | disassembled clover | 5 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #77 | discarded swimming trunks | 2 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #494 | donated booze | 2 |
| #424 | donated candy | 5 |
| #432 | donated food | 4 |
| #23 | double barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #147 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 13 |
| #15 | drive-thru burger | 23 |
| #34 | droll monocle | 31 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #182 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
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| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #902 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #12 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
| #225 | easter egg balloon | 80 |
| #49 | eighth plague | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #169 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #37 | elf army field rations | 2 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #903 | empty agua de vida bottle | 40 |
| #440 | enchanted barbell | 2 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #487 | enchanted toothpick | 2 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| 🥇 | enhanced signal receiver | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #168 | epic wad | 3 |
| #164 | ert grey goo ring | 2 |
| #13 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #23 | everfull glass | 2 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #156 | executive mime flask | 7 |
| #110 | expensive camera | 1 |
| #1197 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #103 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #64 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1423 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #17 | fat stacks of cash | 11,597 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
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| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
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| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #132 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #40 | fireproof megaphone | 1 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #96 | fitness wristband | 2 |
| #147 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #42 | fleshy lump | 50 |
| #80 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #27 | flour cookie | 11 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #52 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #362 | foie gras | 2 |
| #42 | folder (red) | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #730 | fossilized limb | 2 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #630 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #6 | fried air | 841 |
| #67 | friendly cheez blob | 22 |
| #56 | frigid derringer | 43 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #1422 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #121 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #227 | furniture dolly | 11 |
| #90 | fuzzy busby | 34 |
| #89 | fuzzy earmuffs | 34 |
| #127 | fuzzy montera | 23 |
| #84 | gamma nog | 11 |
| #106 | garish pinky ring | 39 |
| #16 | gator shades | 33 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #33 | genie's bracers | 7 |
| #41 | genie's pants | 6 |
| #18 | genie's scimitar | 16 |
| #26 | genie's turbane | 12 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #23 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #32 | ghast iron ingot | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #159 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #59 | ghost bit | 1 |
| #126 | ghost key | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #59 | ghost pepper | 2 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #263 | giant designer sunglasses | 17 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #1265 | giant pinky ring | 8 |
| #45 | giant shrimp fork | 2 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #52 | giant yellow hat | 1 |
| #38 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #16 | ginger beer | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #15 | gingerbread dog treat | 1 |
| #31 | gingerbread gavel | 3 |
| #9 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #12 | gingerbread pistol | 1 |
| #10 | gingerbread waistcoat | 2 |
| #92 | glark cable | 2 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #249 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #59 | glass of raw eggs | 1 |
| #197 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #205 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #184 | gold crown | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #22 | gold skull ring | 2 |
| #179 | gold star | 2 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #227 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #368 | gold wedding ring | 14 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #79 | golden tattoo gun | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #108 | gooified animal matter | 24 |
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| #98 | gooified vegetable matter | 24 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #64 | government requisition form | 21 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #58 | graveyard snowglobe | 2 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #61 | great big capacitor | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #5 | grey down vest | 11 |
| #75 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #10 | grubby wool gloves | 1 |
| #10 | grubby wool hat | 1 |
| #8 | grubby wool scarf | 1 |
| #10 | grubby wool trousers | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #20 | grue egg omelette | 151 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
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| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #206 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #248 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #47 | half-digested coal | 1 |
| #104 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #29 | hambrosier | 27 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #186 | hamlet sandwich | 11 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Smithereens | 4 |
| #351 | handful of confetti | 104 |
| #210 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #406 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
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| #508 | handful of sawdust | 3 |
| #172 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #54 | hardened slime hat | 3 |
| #133 | haunted bindle | 1 |
| #11 | head-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| #52 | heart of the volcano | 84 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #91 | hermit factoid | 2 |
| #102 | high-calorie sugar substitute | 1 |
| #251 | high-energy mining laser | 2 |
| #57 | high-temperature mining mask | 1 |
| #26 | hipster cocktail | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #57 | honey-drenched ham slice | 107 |
| #80 | hot ashes | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #94 | hot mint schnocolate | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #287 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #71 | huge mosquito proboscis | 1 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #50 | hushed puppy | 5 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #23 | imported taffy | 11 |
| #89 | industrially-crushed ice | 11 |
| #147 | intact anemone spike | 2 |
| #15 | interesting clod of dirt | 3 |
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| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
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| #100 | loadstone | 11 |
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| #29 | lynyrdskin breeches | 1 |
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| #32 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
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| #68 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
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| #57 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #27 | map to a candy-rich block | 1 |
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| #45 | meteorthopedic shoes | 8 |
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| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
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| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
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| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
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| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #77 | mineapple | 1 |
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| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #114 | moose antlers | 1 |
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| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #27 | murderbot plasma rifle | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
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| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
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| #79 | neutron lollipop | 12 |
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| #212 | nugget of Crimbonium | 11 |
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| #628 | obsidian dagger | 29 |
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| #94 | old love note | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #86 | old sweatpants | 783 |
| #6 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 12 |
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| #34 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #48 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #42 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
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| #51 | opium grenade | 1 |
| #650 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 3 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
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| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #32 | overly-fancy hot cocoa | 1 |
| #29 | oversized ice molecule | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #26 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
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| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
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| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
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| #74 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #166 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
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| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
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| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
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| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
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| #86 | pint of sweat | 1 |
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| #129 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
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| #167 | plastic passion fruit | 11 |
| #31 | plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
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| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #75 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #9 | pogo stick | 1 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
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| #72 | popcorn | 1 |
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| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
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| #9 | potato alarm clock | 33 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
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| #41 | powdered gold | 12 |
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| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #35 | pristine piranha seed | 1 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
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| #25 | psychic's crystal ball | 157 |
| #27 | psychic's pslacks | 151 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #57 | punch-drunk punch | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #124 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
| #123 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #46 | rainbow jellybean | 1 |
| #13 | rare oboe | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #137 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #90 | red badge | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
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| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #183 | red button | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #101 | red coat | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #90 | red eye | 1 |
| #103 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #118 | red letter | 1 |
| #72 | red mana | 1 |
| #94 | red masque | 1 |
| #184 | red money bag | 3 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
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| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #98 | red potion | 1 |
| #164 | red red wine | 1 |
| #33 | red rocket | 1 |
| #139 | red rum | 1 |
| #115 | red shirt | 1 |
| #88 | red shoe | 1 |
| #85 | red silk skirt | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #143 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #549 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #105 | red-hot boilermaker | 1 |
| #81 | red-hot jawbreaker | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #90 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #53 | red-hot sausage fork | 1 |
| #8 | red-soled high heels | 2 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #18 | replica bat-oomerang | 99 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #282 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #131 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 2 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #20 | rinky-dink sixgun | 1 |
| #79 | roasted duck | 1 |
| #1854 | robotronic egg | 2 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #35 | rubber doll body | 1 |
| #38 | rubber doll head | 1 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #167 | runny icing | 2 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #542 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #40 | scroll of protection from lycanthropes | 1 |
| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #21 | sea jelly | 66 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #83 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 19 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #76 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #52 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #9 | shadow candle | 2 |
| #14 | shadow chef's hat | 1 |
| #66 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #12 | shadow hammer | 1 |
| #7 | shadow hot dog | 34 |
| #41 | shadow ice | 2 |
| #20 | shadow martini | 1 |
| #14 | shadow monocle | 1 |
| #61 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #10 | shadow needle | 1 |
| #18 | shadow pill | 1 |
| #68 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #58 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #72 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #55 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #13 | shadow trousers | 1 |
| #64 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #54 | shaker of dry rub | 1 |
| #304 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #14 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #69 | shining goblet | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #262 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #67 | shipwright's hammer | 2 |
| #25 | shoe ad T-shirt | 111 |
| #126 | short calculator | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #67 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #16 | shuddering cow skull | 3 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #107 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #29 | signal fragment | 11 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
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| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
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| #240 | silent O | 1 |
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| #65 | silent T | 1 |
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| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #25 | silver cow skull | 20 |
| #95 | silver salt-shaker | 2 |
| #10 | silver table-scraper | 2 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #7 | single atom | 2,062 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #83 | skate skates | 1 |
| #31 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #99 | skeleton beans | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #21 | skull gearshift knob | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #69 | sleeping wereturtle | 15 |
| #48 | sleeve deuce | 171 |
| #102 | slime convention coupons | 2 |
| #60 | slime convention flyers | 4 |
| #61 | slime convention t-shirt | 4 |
| #8 | slime waders | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #100 | smart watch | 2 |
| #78 | smiling rat | 4 |
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| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #44 | smoldering bagel punch | 41 |
| #22 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
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| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #5 | snakeskin thighboots | 1 |
| #155 | sneaky wrapping paper | 4 |
| #21 | soap knife | 565 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #196 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #91 | sommelier's towel | 1 |
| #5 | souvenir flag | 4 |
| #52 | space blanket | 2 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #9 | spant spear | 7 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #98 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #162 | spectre scepter | 161 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #79 | spray paint | 111 |
| #24 | sprinkle-begging cup | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #585 | squirming egg sac | 11 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #76 | stainless steel scarf | 24 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #308 | stainless steel suspenders | 12 |
| #121 | standards and practices guide | 4 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #19 | star pop | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #135 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #45 | steel drivin' hammer | 46 |
| #145 | still-beating spleen | 4 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #110 | stolen meatpouch | 2 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #104 | stray chihuahua | 21 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #945 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 46 |
| #707 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 63 |
| #341 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 102 |
| #508 | stuffed Meat | 92 |
| #1046 | stuffed angry cow | 47 |
| #804 | stuffed astral badger | 60 |
| #447 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 95 |
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| #938 | stuffed cocoabo | 50 |
| #379 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 19 |
| #21 | stuffed dinosaur | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #117 | stuffed dodo | 2 |
| #976 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 51 |
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| #374 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #946 | stuffed hand turkey | 52 |
| #175 | stuffed key | 252 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed martini | 15 |
| #824 | stuffed mind flayer | 59 |
| #209 | stuffed mink | 171 |
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| #80 | stuffed porpoise | 2 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #843 | stuffed scary death orb | 59 |
| #1921 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #971 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 51 |
| #344 | stuffed snowy owl | 104 |
| #947 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 53 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
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| #855 | stuffed teddy butler | 53 |
| #548 | stuffed tin of caviar | 85 |
| #572 | stuffed treasure chest | 101 |
| #892 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 55 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
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| #27 | sugar fairy | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
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| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #72 | sugar sphere | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #131 | sun-dried tofu | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #137 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #109 | surgical mask | 1 |
| #73 | surgical tape | 1 |
| #34 | sushi doily | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #59 | sweetened reindeer fat | 1 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #95 | tarnished tastevin | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
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| #25 | the Archwizard's briefs | 1 |
| #65 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 2 |
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| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #203 | three-tiered wedding cake | 3 |
| #54 | throwing fork | 11 |
| #57 | throwing knife | 11 |
| #54 | throwing spoon | 11 |
| #40 | tie-dyed fannypack | 21 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #71 | tiny barrel | 22 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
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| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #48 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Krampus | 2 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 100 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #196 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 12 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #85 | tomato soup poster | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #164 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #5 | tooth cap | 1 |
| #4 | toothy trousers | 1 |
| #18 | topeé | 2 |
| #10 | topiary necktie | 3 |
| #10 | topiary skunk | 11 |
| #14 | topiary tights | 3 |
| #7 | toxo | 20 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #398 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #16 | trench coat | 1 |
| #91 | triad summoning scroll | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #28 | triple barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #29 | twice-haunted screwdriver | 1 |
| #14 | twitching space egg | 2 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #16 | ultracalcium | 1 |
| #136 | unnamed cocktail | 1 |
| #76 | unrequired jacket | 2 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #300 | untamable turtle | 7 |
| #92 | unused walkie-talkie | 10 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #36 | vampagne | 2 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #49 | viral video | 1 |
| #38 | virgin jello shot | 1 |
| #16 | void burger | 438 |
| #15 | void lager | 433 |
| #36 | void stone | 172 |
| #478 | walrus-tusk earring | 2 |
| #111 | wand of pigification | 7 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #133 | warbear battery | 21 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #121 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 10 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #78 | warbear officer requisition box | 11 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #148 | warbear requisition box | 33 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #321 | warbear trouser fragment | 2 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #97 | warehouse key | 9 |
| #120 | water-polo cap | 2 |
| #32 | water-polo mitt | 4 |
| #22 | white Crimbo ball | 1,222 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #227 | white balloon | 55 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #354 | white collar | 3 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #78 | white mana | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #56 | white wine | 3 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #107 | wind-up owl | 3 |
| #167 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #87 | witch wart | 1 |
| #21 | woim | 2 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #103 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #31 | worksite credentials | 2 |
| #383 | worthless gewgaw | 11 |
| #447 | worthless knick-knack | 11 |
| #317 | worthless trinket | 11 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #176 | yam candy | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #93 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| 🥇 | yule hatchet | 449 |
| #202 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |
| #69 | zombie | 1 |
| #54 | zombie dinosaur egg | 2 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |