| #66 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 10 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1146 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #514 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1567 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #153 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1738 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #132 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #1435 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #1038 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #794 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #16 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #860 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #23 | ballast turtle | 48 |
| #1952 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #342 | bunny liver | 18 |
| #541 | burst hellseal brain | 6 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #595 | colorful plastic ball | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #255 | crystalline cheer | 347 |
| #51 | delectable catalyst | 17 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #224 | donated booze | 41 |
| #219 | donated candy | 42 |
| #284 | donated food | 25 |
| #1245 | duct tape | 13 |
| #1812 | elven suicide capsule | 4 |
| #1146 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #437 | figurine of a cold seal | 12 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #192 | figurine of a sleek seal | 12 |
| #507 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #243 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 4 |
| #163 | fleshy putty | 3 |
| #1034 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #62 | gooified animal matter | 85 |
| #71 | gooified mineral matter | 52 |
| #77 | gooified vegetable matter | 52 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #537 | green clay bead | 11 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #22 | immense free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #90 | moist Crimbo spices | 86 |
| #198 | multi-level marzipan | 3 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #217 | ornate picture frame | 7 |
| #14 | peppermint syrup | 3 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #389 | pink clay bead | 32 |
| #123 | projectile chemistry set | 10 |
| #429 | purple clay bead | 5 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #80 | runny icing | 85 |
| #155 | seal-blubber candle | 29 |
| #533 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #100 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 52 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #618 | spectre scepter | 53 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1004 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #447 | torn hellseal sinew | 7 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #127 | universal biscuit | 11 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #348 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 28 |
| #113 | wand of pigification | 7 |
| #921 | white class ring | 2 |
| #164 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #39 | yellow rocket | 1 |