| #66 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #129 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #790 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1012 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 10 |
| #82 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #883 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #514 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #289 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #143 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #1441 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #1045 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #816 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1121 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #16 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #868 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #518 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #23 | ballast turtle | 48 |
| #1954 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #342 | bunny liver | 18 |
| #543 | burst hellseal brain | 6 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #595 | colorful plastic ball | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #257 | crystalline cheer | 347 |
| #51 | delectable catalyst | 17 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #225 | donated booze | 41 |
| #223 | donated candy | 42 |
| #289 | donated food | 25 |
| #1243 | duct tape | 13 |
| #1812 | elven suicide capsule | 4 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #436 | figurine of a cold seal | 12 |
| #294 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #191 | figurine of a sleek seal | 12 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #242 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 4 |
| #165 | fleshy putty | 3 |
| #1040 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #63 | gooified animal matter | 85 |
| #72 | gooified mineral matter | 52 |
| #78 | gooified vegetable matter | 52 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #538 | green clay bead | 11 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #2349 | grue egg | 9 |
| #23 | immense free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #91 | moist Crimbo spices | 86 |
| #200 | multi-level marzipan | 3 |
| #1227 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #218 | ornate picture frame | 7 |
| #14 | peppermint syrup | 3 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #390 | pink clay bead | 32 |
| #124 | projectile chemistry set | 10 |
| #428 | purple clay bead | 5 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #80 | runny icing | 85 |
| #154 | seal-blubber candle | 29 |
| #537 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #102 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 52 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #623 | spectre scepter | 53 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1009 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #452 | torn hellseal sinew | 7 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #129 | universal biscuit | 11 |
| #565 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1129 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #349 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 28 |
| #112 | wand of pigification | 7 |
| #921 | white class ring | 2 |
| #166 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #1129 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #39 | yellow rocket | 1 |