| #67 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #133 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #237 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 10 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #1022 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #15 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #23 | ballast turtle | 48 |
| #1952 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #334 | bunny liver | 18 |
| #539 | burst hellseal brain | 6 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #596 | colorful plastic ball | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #244 | crystalline cheer | 347 |
| #51 | delectable catalyst | 17 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #219 | donated booze | 41 |
| #210 | donated candy | 42 |
| #279 | donated food | 25 |
| #1242 | duct tape | 13 |
| #1812 | elven suicide capsule | 4 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #437 | figurine of a cold seal | 12 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #191 | figurine of a sleek seal | 12 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #244 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 4 |
| #163 | fleshy putty | 3 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #60 | gooified animal matter | 85 |
| #69 | gooified mineral matter | 52 |
| #74 | gooified vegetable matter | 52 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #530 | green clay bead | 11 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #2344 | grue egg | 9 |
| #22 | immense free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #91 | moist Crimbo spices | 86 |
| #198 | multi-level marzipan | 3 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #218 | ornate picture frame | 7 |
| #14 | peppermint syrup | 3 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #383 | pink clay bead | 32 |
| #123 | projectile chemistry set | 10 |
| #423 | purple clay bead | 5 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #80 | runny icing | 85 |
| #156 | seal-blubber candle | 29 |
| #532 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #101 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 52 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #617 | spectre scepter | 53 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #446 | torn hellseal sinew | 7 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #126 | universal biscuit | 11 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #346 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 28 |
| #111 | wand of pigification | 7 |
| #911 | white class ring | 2 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #38 | yellow rocket | 1 |