| #14 | Ancient Saucehelm | 43 |
| #12 | Angelhair Culottes | 28 |
| #14 | Argarggagarg's fang | 34 |
| #11 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 28 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #9 | Bling of the New Wave | 40 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #11 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 31 |
| #12 | Colander of Em-er'il | 34 |
| #531 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #12 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 45 |
| #15 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 52 |
| #22 | Elder Turtle Shell | 30 |
| #10 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 27 |
| #9 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 27 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #15 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 34 |
| #218 | Green Clover of Justice | 9 |
| #17 | Heimandatz's heart | 40 |
| #14 | Iron Beta of Industry | 336 |
| #9 | Jocko Homo's head | 43 |
| #11 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 31 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #17 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 46 |
| #14 | Lederhosen of the Night | 46 |
| #17 | Newman's Own Trousers | 34 |
| #141 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 46 |
| #296 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
| #163 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #17 | Safari Jack's moustache | 26 |
| #22 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 34 |
| #17 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 51 |
| #239 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 15 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 7 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 21 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #94 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 7 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #39 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 14 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 16 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 17 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 15 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 16 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 29 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #9 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 40 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #11 | Yakisoba's hat | 34 |
| #80 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 26 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #21 | adorable seal larva | 33 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #117 | beautiful rainbow | 3 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #281 | box of sunshine | 1,530 |
| 🥇 | depantsing bomb | 56,949 |
| #13 | diving muff | 72 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #26 | friendly cheez blob | 39 |
| #13 | heart of the volcano | 198 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #16 | macaroni duck | 33 |
| #481 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #29 | quantum of familiar | 12 |
| #83 | really dense meat stack | 50 |
| #39 | residual chitin paste | 2 |
| #29 | silver tongue charrrm | 726 |
| #22 | solid gold bowling ball | 414 |
| #27 | still-beating spleen | 15 |
| #19 | stray chihuahua | 50 |
| #5 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2,176 |
| #10 | tonguebone | 5 |
| #22 | untamable turtle | 28 |
| #13 | unusual disco ball | 41 |