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| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
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| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1370 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
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| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
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| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
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| #252 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #218 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 3 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
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| #1207 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2347 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1571 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
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| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
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| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
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| #1025 | disease | 1 |
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| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #310 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #68 | forbidden danish | 1 |
| 🥈 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1,174 |
| #1035 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
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| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #341 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
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| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
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| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #606 | star hat | 1 |
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| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #400 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 11 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
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| #193 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 12 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
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| #310 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 14 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
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| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
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| #274 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 16 |
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| #2827 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
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| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 7 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
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| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
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| #279 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 4 |
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| #2745 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
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| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
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| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
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| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
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| #2793 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
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| #365 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 12 |
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| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #272 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 16 |
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| #323 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 13 |
| #293 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 15 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
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| #2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #347 | tiny plastic fire servant | 7 |
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| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1712 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
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| #439 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 10 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
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| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
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| #315 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 14 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #589 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
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| #2765 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6203 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 12 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #52 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #722 | untamable turtle | 3 |
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| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
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| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |