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| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
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| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
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| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
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| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
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| #252 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #218 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 3 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
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| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1802 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2343 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1567 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
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| #496 | balloon monkey | 3 |
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| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
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| #1025 | disease | 1 |
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| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
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| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #66 | forbidden danish | 1 |
| 🥈 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1,174 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
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| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
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| #62 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
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| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
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| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
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| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
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| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #400 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 11 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #607 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 12 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
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| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #311 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 14 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #305 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 8 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
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| #274 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 16 |
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| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
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| #2166 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 7 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
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| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
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| #278 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 4 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 6 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
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| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #205 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 11 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
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| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
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| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #237 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 18 |
| #366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 12 |
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| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #272 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 16 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
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| #323 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 13 |
| #293 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 15 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
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| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #347 | tiny plastic fire servant | 7 |
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| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
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| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #438 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 10 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #6169 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic moneybee | 16 |
| #315 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 14 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #589 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #482 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6197 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 12 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #993 | towel | 6 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #718 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1542 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #37 | urchin roe | 1 |
| 🥉 | vampire pearl necklace | 41 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |