| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #285 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #132 | Argarggagarg's fang | 10 |
| 🥈 | Ax of L'rose | 2 |
| #30 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 18 |
| #89 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 9 |
| #362 | BGE merchandise order form | 11 |
| #64 | BGE pocket calendar | 9 |
| #60 | BGE shotglass | 63 |
| #35 | BGE temporary tattoo | 16 |
| #28 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 23 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #107 | Bling of the New Wave | 9 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #93 | CRIMBCO mug | 172 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #299 | CRIMBCO wine | 25 |
| #152 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 14 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #28 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 10 |
| #198 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 5 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #184 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 30 |
| #159 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 12 |
| #105 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 16 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #225 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #164 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 5 |
| #176 | Jocko Homo's head | 9 |
| #96 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 9 |
| #88 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 14 |
| #10 | Lars the Cyberian | 23 |
| #84 | Lederhosen of the Night | 14 |
| #45 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #127 | Pain Dip | 2 |
| #512 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 13 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #235 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 10 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #156 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 9 |
| #121 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 12 |
| #45 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 17 |
| #111 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 9 |
| #162 | Workytime Tea | 13 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #47 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 60 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #9 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 100 |
| #4 | antique bottle opener | 100 |
| #40 | antique painting of a landscape | 14 |
| #14 | antique pair of blue jeans | 42 |
| #81 | antique record album | 42 |
| #4 | antique souvenir drawing | 100 |
| #64 | bath ball gift set | 51 |
| #20 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1,001 |
| #5 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1,757 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #5 | bone aperitif | 61 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #5 | bone meal | 60 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #1181 | box of sunshine | 183 |
| #6 | breaded beer | 30 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #343 | canteen of wine | 77 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥉 | cranberry schnapps | 92 |
| #10 | displaced fish | 13,486 |
| #66 | doll house | 99 |
| #402 | elven limbos gingerbread | 33 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #110 | fish-liver oil | 276 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #162 | heart of the volcano | 41 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| 🥉 | hot date | 227,356 |
| #5 | intriguing puzzle box | 35 |
| #142 | invisible bag | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #246 | long skinny balloon | 36 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| 🥇 | marshmallow flambé | 131 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #450 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #134 | mummy wrapping | 207 |
| #84 | palm frond | 245 |
| 🥈 | passable elf mask | 1,908 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #138 | portable photocopier | 48 |
| #98 | really dense meat stack | 45 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #6 | soy cordial | 41 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #5 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 89 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 74 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 38 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #28 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 19 |
| #29 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 29 |
| #5 | tiny plastic fax machine | 114 |
| #5 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 95 |
| #43 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 18 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 34 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #16 | unstable DNA | 2,023 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #8 | wristwatch of the white knight | 16 |