| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #72 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 12 |
| #186 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #347 | Chroner | 74 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #293 | Instant Karma | 31 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #700 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #191 | ancient stone head | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #54 | berries of suffering | 12 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #522 | black pudding | 2 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #715 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #156 | box turtle | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #91 | cigar box turtle | 9 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #96 | cup of hickory chicory | 2 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #1288 | duct tape | 12 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #291 | fat loot token | 6 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #686 | filthy lucre | 53 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #812 | floaty sand | 4 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #98 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #148 | fruit bowl | 2 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #60 | giraffe-necked turtle | 25 |
| #142 | glass of baboon milk | 12 |
| #100 | glass of warm water | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #208 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #88 | gummi turtle | 19 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #89 | hedgeturtle | 28 |
| #61 | interesting-looking twig | 128 |
| #73 | irradiated turtle | 18 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #151 | knobby helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #61 | magnolia blossom | 9 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #59 | mocking turtle | 23 |
| #59 | musk turtle | 12 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #804 | old sweatpants | 69 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #88 | padded tortoise | 2 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #49 | picture of you | 1 |
| #40 | pillow shell | 3 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #601 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #69 | programmable turtle | 11 |
| #45 | purple prose pen | 12 |
| #58 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #99 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #171 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #261 | sleeping wereturtle | 3 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #716 | spectre scepter | 46 |
| #99 | spooky alphabet block | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #180 | topiary nugglet | 2 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #97 | tortoboggan | 2 |
| #60 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 5 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #78 | turtle-shaped rock | 9 |
| #46 | turtlemail breeches | 2 |
| #46 | turtlemail coif | 2 |
| #39 | turtlemail hauberk | 3 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #90 | yam candy | 3 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |