| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #72 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 12 |
| #185 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #93 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #362 | Chroner | 74 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #286 | Instant Karma | 31 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #191 | ancient stone head | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #53 | berries of suffering | 12 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #521 | black pudding | 2 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #156 | box turtle | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #90 | cigar box turtle | 9 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #95 | cup of hickory chicory | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #1283 | duct tape | 12 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #290 | fat loot token | 6 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #684 | filthy lucre | 53 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #813 | floaty sand | 4 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #148 | fruit bowl | 2 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #60 | giraffe-necked turtle | 25 |
| #142 | glass of baboon milk | 12 |
| #97 | glass of warm water | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #206 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #90 | gummi turtle | 19 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #89 | hedgeturtle | 28 |
| #61 | interesting-looking twig | 128 |
| #73 | irradiated turtle | 18 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #150 | knobby helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #60 | magnolia blossom | 9 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #59 | mocking turtle | 23 |
| #59 | musk turtle | 12 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #801 | old sweatpants | 69 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #88 | padded tortoise | 2 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #40 | pillow shell | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #69 | programmable turtle | 11 |
| #45 | purple prose pen | 12 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #98 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #170 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #254 | sleeping wereturtle | 3 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #714 | spectre scepter | 46 |
| #99 | spooky alphabet block | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #172 | topiary nugglet | 2 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #96 | tortoboggan | 2 |
| #60 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 5 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #76 | turtle-shaped rock | 9 |
| #45 | turtlemail breeches | 2 |
| #46 | turtlemail coif | 2 |
| #37 | turtlemail hauberk | 3 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #659 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #86 | yam candy | 3 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |