Museum :: Marge

Marge

Rank	Item	Quantity
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#9	Adventurer bobblehead	11
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#660	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#222	Angelhair Culottes	5
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#4	Argarggagarg's fang	108
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#53	Azurite	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#630	BURT	1
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#18	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	25
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#276	Bling of the New Wave	5
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#119	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
🥉	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	11
#162	Claw of the Infernal Seal	6
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#398	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	6
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#426	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#111	Crimbojito	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#127	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#111	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	95
#36	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	3
#227	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	8
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#2015	Crimbuck	38
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#313	Divine	1
#244	El Sombrero De Lopez	9
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#127	Elf Army machine parts	8
#326	Elf Guard MPC	4
#19	Elf Guard hangover cure	3
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#50	Elf Guard strategic map	2
#1165	Ent cider	1
#48	Eye Agate	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#225	Galapagosian Cuisses	5
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#143	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	7
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
🥇	Golden HP-35 Calculator	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#262	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	4
#409	Green Clover of Justice	5
#155	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	13
#4	Heimandatz's heart	107
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#764	Iron Beta of Industry	7
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
🥈	Jocko Homo's head	117
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#199	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
#108	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
#107	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#47	LOV Elephant	1
#14	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#328	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#52	Lapis Lazuli	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#318	Lederhosen of the Night	4
#45	License To Kill	1
#5	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	693
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#48	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#29	Memory Disk, Alpha	1
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#8	Mr. Balloon	12
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#91	Muschat	1
#171	My First Art of War	1
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#162	Mysterious Black Box	1
#164	Mysterious Blue Box	1
#161	Mysterious Green Box	1
#154	Mysterious Red Box	1
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#11	Newman's Own Trousers	40
#538	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	10
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#195	Pink Heart of Spirit	5
#57	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	2
🥇	Pocket Square of Loathing	376
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
🥇	Safari Jack's moustache	86
#39	Saison du Lune	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#661	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#125	Science Notebook	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#44	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
#100	Star Spawn	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#63	The Emperor's new cookie	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#53	The Imploded World	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
🥈	The Mariachi's guitar case	98
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#4	The One Mood Ring	24
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#24	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	48
🥈	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	15
#212	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	3
#332	Thwaitgold ant statuette	4
🥈	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	42
#170	Thwaitgold bee statuette	9
#17	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	28
#129	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	6
#6	Thwaitgold bug statuette	33
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#16	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	18
#19	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	16
#36	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	10
#4	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	20
#180	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	17
#48	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	13
#85	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	3
#142	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	15
#112	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	12
#53	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	2
#9	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	18
#112	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	3
#7	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	38
#14	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	15
#10	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	10
#20	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	30
#8	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	8
#21	Thwaitgold moth statuette	10
#105	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
#24	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	21
#255	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	3
#134	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	3
#13	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	34
#268	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	14
#36	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	16
#36	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	4
#713	Thwaitgold slug statuette	2
#85	Thwaitgold spider statuette	18
#52	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	13
#459	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	15
#933	Thwaitgold termite statuette	3
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#9	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	11
#8	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	13
#66	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	9
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#89	Victor's Spoils	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#266	Volartta's bellbottoms	5
#138	Wet Russian	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
🥇	Yakisoba's hat	141
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#538	Yellow Moon of Compassion	6
#49	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#5	adorable seal larva	108
#22	alabaster bishop	2
#27	alabaster king	1
#23	alabaster knight	2
#17	alabaster pawn	8
#27	alabaster queen	1
#25	alabaster rook	2
#123	alien force field disruptor bean	5
#47	alien gemstone	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#436	ammonite fossil	10
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#53	anniversary balloon	41
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#144	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#42	asbestos crossbow string	7
#73	asbestos stick	4
#96	asbestos sword hilt	3
#45	baby bark scorpion	1
#83	baconstone	77
#105	badass pie	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#695	bananagate	5
#93	bananarama bangle	1
🥇	barrel beryl	170
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
🥈	batskin belt	357
#49	beach ball marble	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#183	beautiful rainbow	1
#95	beaver spear	1
#788	beertini	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#313	belemnite fossil	15
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
#589	black & tan	1
#189	black Crimbo ball	3
#54	black brandy	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#269	black velvet box	1
#75	blank diary	2
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#370	blood flower	22
#145	blue money bag	1
#137	blue tulip	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#118	bottle of Crimbognac	2
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#11	bottle of goofballs	797
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#117	bottled day	2
#102	bottled swamp gas	1
#381	bouquet of circular saw blades	3
#11	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	7
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#127	box of Gratitude chocolates	1
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#50	box of sunshine	8,658
#77	boxed Apriling band helmet	1
#79	boxed Mayam Calendar	1
#66	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	1
#69	boxed bat wings	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#53	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#135	bread pie	2
#501	breaded beer	1
#20	breakfast miracle	18
#247	brown crock marble	1
#294	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
🥈	bundle of firewood	1,170
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#205	burst hellseal brain	37
#50	buzzard feather	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#105	cheap Chinese beer	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#551	chocolate filthy lucre	3
#278	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	6
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#169	chrome stick	1
#107	chrome sword hilt	2
#159	clear Russian	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#27	coal paperweight	1
#33	congratulatory cake	4
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#216	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#433	cream pie	1
#570	cream stout	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#55	cubic zirconia	75
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#82	cursed monkey glove	1
#125	custard pie	1
#267	daisy	11
#107	damp bar rag	1
#139	day-old beer	1
#122	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#111	dead lights pie	1
#15	deck of lewd playing cards	1
#183	decomposed boot	1
#134	delicious swamp muck	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#52	digital key lime	21
#45	digital key lime pie	40
#88	dilapidated wizard hat	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#186	donated candy	52
#194	donated food	50
#124	drone self-destruct chip	1
#266	dry martini	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#469	dull fish scale	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#136	eagle feather	1
#104	easter egg balloon	123
#24	effluvious emerald	89
#126	eldritch alignment spray	1
#40	eldritch concentrate	1
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#284	eldritch effluvium	17
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#14	eldritch extract	12
#64	eldritch mushroom	2
#61	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#453	electrical thingamabob	3
#5	elevent	1
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#305	elven squeeze	1
#195	ert grey goo ring	1
#38	exclusive club	1
#87	exotic orchid	2
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#42	fancy calligraphy pen	1
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#434	felt	20
#117	festive egg sac	1
#737	fetid feather	1
#133	fine aged cheddarwurst	1
#880	fine wine	1
#1764	fire	1
#207	fistful of ashes	20
#856	flaming feather	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#297	flan del mar	1
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#82	floral-print skirt	1
#368	forest tears	1
#247	fossilized bat skull	2
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#333	fossilized limb	25
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#339	fossilized spike	12
#255	fossilized spine	7
#448	fossilized torso	8
#364	fossilized wing	8
#279	fossilized wyrm skull	2
#4	friendly cheez blob	107
#777	frightful feather	1
#811	frozen feather	1
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#1240	fuzzy dice	5
#443	gearbox necklace	2
#5	giant pearl	107
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#37	giant stuffed bugbear	2
#132	gibson	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#275	gimlet	1
#129	gin and tonic	1
#16	ginger beer	1
#19	glacial sapphire	71
#19	glass pie plate	1
#47	glimmering buzzard feather	1
#64	glimmering great tit feather	1
#46	glimmering penguin feather	1
#44	glimmering phoenix feather	1
#74	glimmering raven feather	1
#143	glimmering roc feather	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#179	gold star	2
#74	gold tooth	9
#553	googly eye	24
#322	gooified animal matter	1
#308	gooified mineral matter	1
#310	gooified vegetable matter	1
#882	green balloon	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
#136	green rocket	6
#548	grog	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
🥇	guy made of bee pollen	832
#112	hambrosier	1
#68	hamethyst	91
#97	hand-carved bokken	1
#45	hand-carved bow	1
#66	hand-carved staff	1
#7	handful of bees	23
#8	handful of confetti	740
#390	handful of honey	1
#27	haunted cherry pie	1
#155	headless sparrow	1
#2507	heart necklace	2
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
🥈	heart of the volcano	596
#339	heart-shaped balloon	24
#103	hermit factoid	1
#1881	herringcello	1
#627	hideous egg	1
#39	honey mead	1
#185	honey-drenched ham slice	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#43	humble pie	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#82	igloo pie	1
#74	in-the-box spring shoes	1
#74	innuendo	1
#27	internet point	3
#312	jack flapper	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#120	jaunty feather	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#2542	killing feather	1
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#720	kumquartz	4
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#124	leaf	1
#348	leaflet	2
#70	leechknife	1
#362	lemon meringue pie	1
#174	lemonade marble	1
#1371	length of string	4
#935	lewd playing card	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#37	linoleum crossbow string	6
#40	linoleum sword hilt	5
#15	lint	1,036
#222	liquid SONAR	1
#137	liver and let pie	1
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#434	long-stemmed rose	2
#377	los chinos	1
#148	lovecat tail	6
#16	lucky moai statuette	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#19	lump of bauxite	1
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
🥇	macaroni duck	146
#666	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	1
#55	magical pony: Pearjack	75
#646	magical pony: Rosey Cake	1
#651	magical pony: Shutterfly	1
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#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
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#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
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#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
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#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
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#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
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#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
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#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
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#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
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#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
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#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
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#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
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#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
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#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
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#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
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#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
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#1404	tooth	1
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#792	white Canadian	1
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#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#2204	yo	1
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 26,223 items total!

what items are this player missing?