Museum :: Chyld

Chyld

Rank	Item	Quantity
#53	4-dimensional fez	4
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#173	A. W. O. L. commendation	39
#229	Alice's Army Bowman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#103	Ancient Protector Soda	6
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#185	Angelhair Culottes	6
#233	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#72	BOOterfinger	4
#214	BRAINS shorts	5
#63	BRICKO stud	9
#181	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#393	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#118	Big Punk	1
#30	Blackfly Chardonnay	599
#173	Bling of the New Wave	7
#443	Blood Light	5
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#344	Bone's Farm "wine"	5
#36	Bonestabber	1
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
🥈	Byte	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1762	CRIMBCO mug	2
#584	CRIMBCO scrip	315
#1646	CRIMBCO wine	2
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#5	Chester's moustache	13
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#162	Claw of the Infernal Seal	6
#49	Cloaca Cola Polar	192
#402	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#44	Crimbo Credit	314
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#88	Crimbonium fuel rod	31
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#419	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#461	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#463	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#1322	Crimbuck	314
#188	D roll	40
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#291	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#391	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#264	Elder Turtle Shell	8
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#470	FDKOL commendation	314
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#520	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#82	Fantasma en la Máquina	63
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#133	Fitspiration™ poster	4
🥇	French slippers	1
#150	Friendliness Beverage	42
#70	Fu Manchu Wax	5
#65	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	6
#180	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
#179	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	6
#140	Gearhead Goo	2
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#358	Go-Wassail	50
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
🥇	Hat O' Nine Tails	1
#422	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	5
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#98	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	42
#147	Imp Ale	1,671
#1202	Instant Karma	1
#258	Jocko Homo's head	7
#96	Knob Goblin Mutagen	18
🥇	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	1
#162	Krakrox's Loincloth	6
#78	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	72
#216	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	6
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#216	Lederhosen of the Night	6
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#64	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	6
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#263	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	5
#590	Microplushie: Hobomosome	6
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#97	Misty Cape	24
#140	Misty Cloak	12
#78	Misty Robe	32
#90	Moonds	2
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#189	New Zealand iced tea	57
#349	Newman's Own Trousers	3
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#298	Nightstalker perfume	5
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#153	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	16
#220	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	9
#304	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	5
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	5
#68	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	14
#177	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	8
#128	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	10
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	12
#115	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	6
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	7
#260	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	8
#61	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	9
#62	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	21
#115	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	15
#263	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	8
#114	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	14
#116	Professor What T-Shirt	6
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#104	Red Army camouflage kit	4
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#61	Red Pill	6
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#123	Roman sadnals	2
#61	Rompedores de Fantasmas	86
#204	Safari Jack's moustache	7
#529	Scalp of Gorgolok	6
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#98	Shivering Chèvre	41
#369	Silver Bullet beer	5
🥇	Size XI Wizard's Robe	1
#111	Skullery Maid's Knee	9
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#70	Sogg-Os	7
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#102	Strix stix	33
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#148	TI-9000 calculator	7
#137	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	122
#155	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	112
#139	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	130
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#87	Tears of the Quiet Healer	64
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#361	The Cooler Out of Space	5
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#294	The Mariachi's guitar case	6
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#1003	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#58	Thwaitgold ant statuette	10
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#645	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	2
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#986	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#378	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	12
#142	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	15
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#420	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	10
#588	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	7
#404	Thwaitgold spider statuette	7
#458	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	15
#219	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#62	Tiger-lily's milk	66
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#51	Typical Tavern swill	358
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#441	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	25
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#176	Volartta's bellbottoms	7
#50	Wet Russian	7
#140	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	5
#251	Yakisoba's hat	6
#165	Z-Bone steak	5
#321	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#550	adorable seal larva	5
#79	alien drugs	38
#135	alien force field disruptor bean	4
#31	alien source code printout	13
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#160	ammonite fossil	36
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#92	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	19
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#109	balanced antler	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#329	banana	16
#210	banana peel	25
#185	banana supersucker	2
#473	bananagate	11
#56	banjo kazoo mount	4
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2125	barrrnacle	1
#736	bath ball gift set	6
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#61	beavermouth	197
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#155	belemnite fossil	35
#44	bewitching boots	1
#242	bindlestocking	11
#40	birdbone corset	9
#502	bite-me-red lipstick	5
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#87	black friar's tonsure	16
#94	black magic powder	11
#14	black velvet box	309
#529	black-and-blue light	51
#138	blank diary	1
#117	blob of Alphredo™	4
#149	blob of acid	5
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#64	blue grass	29
#107	blue oyster badge	9
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#277	bone meal	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#121	booby trap	1
#954	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#373	bottle of bubbles	25
#104	bottle of fire	183
#441	bottle of goofballs	58
#296	boulder	2
#1782	box of sunshine	86
#41	brazen bracelet	1
#14	breath mint	1,975
#51	brigand brittle	481
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#448	brown plastic baby	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#66	bucket of honey	68
#17	bull blubber	96
#122	burst hellseal brain	81
#142	button rouge	1
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#1501	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#127	candied bolts	7
#558	candied nuts	3
#1218	candy cane	27
#32	candy cigarette	83
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#324	cement sandals	3
#78	centurion helmet	1
#229	chainsaw chain	2
#39	charged magnet	2
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#510	chocolate-frosted king cake	3
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#118	clove-flavored lip balm	6
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#133	cold seal sweat	27
#313	cookie cookie	3
#588	corrupted data	8
#69	cube of ectoplasm	7
#203	cursed scrunchie	5
#12	d6	2,109
#1025	daisy	1
#117	depleted uranium seal figurine	6
#64	dill	365
#170	discocktail	28
#263	divine blowout	50
#59	dragon snaps	81
#164	droll monocle	5
#465	drop of water-37	1
#58	dumb mud	6
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#110	easter egg balloon	119
#72	ectoplasm au jus	14
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#171	eldritch dough	1
#98	electric copperhead potion	8
#43	elephant stinger	27
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1667	elven cellocello	10
#1743	elven suicide capsule	6
#760	empty agua de vida bottle	94
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#121	enchanted leopard-print barbell	16
#90	enchanted muesli	36
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#118	extra-see-thru nightie	5
#179	extremely skinny jeans	5
#47	eye of the Tiger-lily	27
#513	fake plastic grass	3
#1698	fancy chocolate car	4
#264	festive sausage	9
#226	fiery wing	22
#39	fire axe	1
#80	fireclutch	34
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#136	flask flops	3
#181	flask of mining oil	10
#64	flask of port	1
#127	flask of rainwater	5
#92	flask of tainted mining oil	124
#143	flayed mind	6
#661	floaty sand	10
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#102	foetid seal tear	58
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#213	fossilized baboon skull	3
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#334	fossilized limb	25
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#171	fossilized serpent skull	5
#507	fossilized spike	6
#397	fossilized spine	3
#146	fossilized torso	45
#524	fossilized wing	4
#119	fossilized wyrm skull	7
#121	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	4
#1032	friendly cheez blob	2
#289	frigid fudgepuck	11
#323	fruitcake	68
#500	fudge lily	7
#799	fudgecule	314
#38	fudgesicle	15
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#135	fuzzy busby	25
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#95	fuzzy earmuffs	32
#117	fuzzy montera	25
#86	ghost cucumber	371
#144	ghost protocol	5
#73	ghostly body paint	55
#99	giant neckbeard	12
#20	giant tube of black lipstick	1,140
#234	gift-a-pult	2
#110	gilt perfume bottle	5
#391	gingerbread bugbear	61
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#110	gladiator tunica	3
#63	glass of gnat milk	50
#70	glass of warm milk	37
#97	goblin water	6
#80	gold toothbrush	60
#158	gold wedding ring	61
#67	gourmet gourami oil	18
#89	government	1
#60	government cheese	82
#83	government-issued night-vision goggles	6
#576	gray bow tie	11
#1029	green clay bead	1
#122	grey cube	1
#5337	grue egg	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#240	handful of confetti	143
#176	handful of crafty noodles	2
#395	handful of numbers	1
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#221	heart of the volcano	32
#106	hellseal claw	290
#266	hellseal whisker	77
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#29	hep waders	11
#1817	herringcello	3
#24	high-energy mining laser	53
#206	holiday cheese log	10
#54	holistic headache remedy	154
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#115	hot egg	2
#120	impure gasoline	13
#5	ironic moustache	1,082
#60	janglin' bones	89
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#92	java cookie	6
#531	jawbruiser	5
#394	jerky coins	50
#41	jingle bell	1
#25	jive turkey leg	116
#1688	kite	2
#165	kiwi beak	5
#467	kumquartz	11
#195	kumquat supersucker	2
#340	lavender candy heart	69
#34	law-abiding citizen cane	16
#48	leftover Crimbo rations	4
#38	legitimate business on the beach	144
#1422	licorice garrote	2
#662	licorice root	1
#173	lime supersucker	2
#94	liquid ice	6
#836	live wire	1
#316	lollipop stick	185
#148	lynyrd skinner toothblack	2
#592	macaroni duck	4
#59	madius	7
#49	midget clownfish	1
#209	milk of magnesium	5
#292	mime soul fragment	10
#48	mimeplasm	7
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#80	molten brick	170
#36	molten medallion	1
#47	monstrous monocle	1
#62	mooseflank	181
#4	moustache sock	114
#44	mummy costume	140
#107	muskox-skin cap	1
#37	musty moccasins	1
#3075	nanite-infested candy cane	2
#17	natto marble soda	50
#4	natto pocky	201
#11	natto-infused sake	50
#454	necrotizing body spray	5
#68	neoprene skullcap	5
#364	night-vision goggles	5
#102	ninja eyeblack	5
#100	ninja fear powder	4
#89	non-aged vinegar	43
#55	note from Clancy	1
#489	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
🥈	offensive moustache	2
#273	old sweatpants	278
#147	oldcake	3
#137	oyster egg balloon	1
#156	pack of pogs	120
#110	page of the Necrohobocon	13
#265	pair of bolt cutters	9
#59	pair of government shades	11
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#516	passable elf mask	9
#163	pear supersucker	2
#459	pearidot	11
#940	penguin focaccia bread	20
#400	peppermint tailings	5
#213	perl necklace	3
#107	perpendicular guano	6
#523	personalized birthday cake	3
#2716	pet rock	1
#147	petit 4.1	5
#545	petit fortran	1
#81	petrified wood	151
#332	phish stick	3
#118	pig-iron bracers	2
#126	pig-iron helm	2
#125	pig-iron shinguards	2
#54	pirate cream pie	54
#113	plastic Jefferson wings	6
#33	plastic bazooka	3
#239	plastic cup of beer	8
#502	pocketwatch on a chain	6
#100	pog #01 (spider)	10
#112	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	10
#108	pog #03 (warwelf)	10
#104	pog #04 (skleleton)	10
#110	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	10
#107	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	10
#105	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	10
#108	pog #08 (hellion)	10
#118	pog #09 (pirate)	10
#117	pog #10 (hobo)	10
#108	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	10
#336	poison pen	5
#58	portable dam	2
#317	potted cactus	10
#43	pottery club	1
#51	pottery hat	1
#41	pottery shield	1
#42	pottery training pants	1
#601	powdered candy sushi set	3
#55	powdered donut	81
#45	powdered wig	26
#468	press-on ribs	5
#155	primitive candy cane	3
#74	pristine walrus tusk	2
#73	pteruges	1
#56	pumpkinhead mask	141
#75	punk patch	46
#36	puzzling ribbon	1
#85	pygmy adder oil	52
#53	pygmy dart	44
#53	pygmy papers	88
#95	pygmy witchhazel	11
#46	radiation-resistant helmet	37
#140	radiator heater shield	1
#271	raisin	1
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#44	reusable shopping bag	1
#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#554	right half of a heart necklace	1
#55	rocket fuel	8
#38	root beer	6
#449	ruby on canes	1
#262	runny fermented egg	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#83	salt wages	84
#112	salt water taffy	4
#184	sandwich of the gods	16
#101	scrunchie tourniquet	23
🥇	seal medal	1
#74	secret mummy herbs and spices	88
#30	servo-assisted exo-pants	44
#130	shiny ring	154
#88	short deposition	26
#91	shredded hellseal hide	123
#52	silent beret	1
#185	silent pea shooter	3
#71	silver keg	1
#133	silver shotgun shell	3
#57	skelelton spine	177
#90	skeletal banana	18
#434	sleeping stocking	6
#176	slime convention coupons	1
#183	slime convention flyers	1
#145	slime convention pin	1
#297	slime convention swag bag	1
#188	slime convention t-shirt	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#34	smoked potsherd	32
#117	smoking grass	778
#108	smoldering box	1
#133	smut orc sunglasses	6
#540	snake	10
#51	snapdragon pistil	23
#17	soul doorbell	26
#32	soul knife	1
#35	soul mask	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
#96	soyburger juice	4
#34	space bar	1
#101	space beast fur	9
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#8	space beast fur pants	2
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#23	space heater	1
#39	space invader	1
#118	space junk	27
#26	space needle	1
#90	spaghetti cult mask	16
#64	spaghetti cult rosary	21
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#188	spectre scepter	150
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#76	spooky bark	246
#971	spooky cosmetics bag	2
#83	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	10
#548	spooky pirate skeleton	1
#82	spooky sap	130
#170	spoonful of Linguine-Os	2
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#701	squirming egg sac	7
#993	stainless steel scarf	3
#943	stainless steel shillelagh	5
#932	stainless steel skullcap	4
#1335	stainless steel slacks	3
#1325	stainless steel solitaire	2
#930	stainless steel suspenders	4
#64	steampunk potion	73
#170	strawberry supersucker	2
#477	strawberyl	11
#536	stray chihuahua	5
#1338	stuffed gray blob	10
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#298	sucker scaffold	36
#278	sucker tachi	1
#113	sun-dried tofu	2
#110	super-absorbent tarp	1
#244	sweet mochi ball	10
#684	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#143	tangled mass of creepy pasta	3
#140	tarnished bottlecap	4
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#101	the kindest cold cut	1
#51	thick walrus blubber	181
#205	throwing bone	5
#61	throwing candy	33
#640	throwing wrench	7
#48	tiny bomb	172
#69	tiny canopic jar	20
#752	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	2
#954	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#613	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	3
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#614	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	3
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#610	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	3
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#938	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#562	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#603	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	3
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#764	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	2
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#580	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#8188	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#327	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	3
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3872	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#2170	tiny plastic Hellion	3
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2784	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8209	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3973	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8123	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#8172	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#8092	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8055	tiny plastic grue	1
#2793	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#4597	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8124	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8066	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8198	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8108	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4464	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#2782	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#2817	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8222	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8157	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8133	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3849	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#116	torn hellseal sinew	74
#462	tourmalime	11
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#138	trilobite fossil	40
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#26	twitching space egg	1
#100	una poca de gracia	9
#443	unearthed potsherd	2
#140	unholy water	1
#67	unquiet spirits	31
#114	unsanitized scalpel	1
#445	untamable turtle	5
#129	unused soap	6
#375	unusual disco ball	7
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#88	vampire pellet	4
#94	vial of swamp vapors	4
#79	vinegar	370
#144	viral DNA	7
#112	vitachoconutriment capsule	37
#290	volcanic ash	15
#88	voodoo glowskull	27
#241	wad of cotton	13
#39	warbear LP-ROM burner	4
#92	warbear accoutrements chunk	77
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#109	warbear battery	24
🥈	warbear bearserker greaves	2
#174	warbear breakfast machine assembler	3
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#54	warbear drone assembler	10
#97	warbear empathy chip	7
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#121	warbear exhaust manifold	2
#60	warbear exo-arm	4
#84	warbear foil hat	3
#33	warbear gyro	16
#81	warbear helm fragment	77
#49	warbear high-efficiency still	4
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#55	warbear induction oven	3
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#220	warbear liquid overcoat	4
#86	warbear metalworking primer	12
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#25	warbear procedural hilarity drone	29
#51	warbear robo-camouflage unit	20
#28	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	28
#67	warbear soda machine assembler	8
#297	warbear trouser fragment	5
#202	warbear wardance potion	5
#341	warbear whosit	314
#422	whisker pencil	5
#204	white chocolate chip cookies	22
🥉	white lightning	52,000
#420	wind-up meatcar	25
#93	wings of fire	1
#82	wolfman mask	97
#529	wooden block	5
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#94	yellow matter custard	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#70	zombie hollandaise	24

Wow, that's 77,770 items total!

what items are this player missing?