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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
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| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
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| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
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| #321 | CRIMBCO wine | 24 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
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| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
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| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
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| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #405 | Hollandaise helmet | 2 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
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| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
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| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #88 | Lobster qua Grill | 2 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
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| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
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| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
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| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
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| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
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| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
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| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
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| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
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| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #76 | Vial of jus de larmes | 2 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
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| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
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| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #42 | dwarvish magazine | 23 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
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| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
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| #83 | eggman noodles | 2 |
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| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
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| #91 | liver popsicle | 2 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
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| #348 | mariachi hat | 4 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #738 | old sweatpants | 79 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #174 | peanut brittle shield | 21 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
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| #84 | pocket theremin | 13 |
| #95 | poodle skirt | 3 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
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| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #225 | red-and-green sweater | 13 |
| #43 | right half of a heart necklace | 11 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #325 | roll of toilet paper | 296 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
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| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #995 | spectre scepter | 31 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #501 | spork | 2 |
| #34 | squirmy violent party snack | 3 |
| #72 | stick of "gum" | 24 |
| #1613 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #877 | stone of eXtreme power | 6 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #1207 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 33 |
| #478 | stuffed Meat | 98 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #166 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 51 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #173 | stuffed martini | 56 |
| #415 | stuffed mink | 109 |
| #481 | stuffed monocle | 99 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #442 | stuffed teddy butler | 103 |
| #432 | stuffed tin of caviar | 105 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
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| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #32 | tiny goth giant | 5 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #355 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #729 | useless powder | 105 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #73 | walrus ice cream | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #13 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 13 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
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| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |