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| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
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| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
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| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #320 | CRIMBCO wine | 24 |
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| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
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| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
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| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
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| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #411 | Hollandaise helmet | 2 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
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| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #90 | Lobster qua Grill | 2 |
| #3362 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
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| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
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| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
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| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #135 | Red Rover BB gun | 28 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
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| #491 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1005 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
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| #1207 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
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| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
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| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #78 | Vial of jus de larmes | 2 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
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| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #95 | can-you-dig-it? | 2 |
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| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #42 | dwarvish magazine | 23 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
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| #84 | eggman noodles | 2 |
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| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
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| #1028 | green clay bead | 1 |
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| #513 | incense bath ball | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #2061 | kite | 1 |
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| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
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| #92 | liver popsicle | 2 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #600 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #355 | mariachi hat | 4 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #2850 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #751 | old sweatpants | 79 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #174 | peanut brittle shield | 21 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
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| #85 | pocket theremin | 13 |
| #95 | poodle skirt | 3 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
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| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1023 | red class ring | 1 |
| #226 | red-and-green sweater | 13 |
| #43 | right half of a heart necklace | 11 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #330 | roll of toilet paper | 296 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #684 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #893 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1412 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
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| #1004 | spectre scepter | 31 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #500 | spork | 2 |
| #34 | squirmy violent party snack | 3 |
| #71 | stick of "gum" | 24 |
| #1620 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #877 | stone of eXtreme power | 6 |
| #792 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #1216 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 33 |
| #488 | stuffed Meat | 98 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #166 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 51 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2689 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #177 | stuffed martini | 56 |
| #422 | stuffed mink | 109 |
| #486 | stuffed monocle | 99 |
| #1155 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2370 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #450 | stuffed teddy butler | 103 |
| #437 | stuffed tin of caviar | 105 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
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| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #32 | tiny goth giant | 5 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3967 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4500 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #193 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #267 | toe jam | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #671 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #924 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #363 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #547 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #728 | useless powder | 105 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #567 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #74 | walrus ice cream | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #13 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 13 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #785 | worthless trinket | 1 |