| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #346 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #1172 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1368 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1109 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #289 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 9 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1155 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #632 | Drowsy Sword | 28 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #478 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1115 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #880 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #931 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 28 |
| #126 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 85 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #22 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 3 |
| #391 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #528 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 156 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #658 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #151 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1804 | badass belt | 30 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #323 | bit of clingfilm | 13 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #260 | bottle of goofballs | 89 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1521 | box of sunshine | 115 |
| #23 | boxcar turtle | 73 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #173 | crystalline cheer | 688 |
| #441 | donated booze | 5 |
| #14 | donated candy | 1,198 |
| #371 | donated food | 12 |
| #518 | duct tape | 65 |
| #1934 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #594 | empty agua de vida bottle | 200 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #513 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #294 | figurine of a cold seal | 21 |
| #142 | figurine of a sleek seal | 15 |
| #130 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 10 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #278 | fuzzy busby | 11 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #418 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #185 | ghost of a necklace | 27 |
| #277 | gloomy black mushroom | 12 |
| #357 | gold wedding ring | 16 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #37 | hand-carved staff | 2 |
| #1335 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #212 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #240 | magical mystery juice | 63 |
| #311 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #280 | memory of a G | 2 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #312 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #171 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 6 |
| #908 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #282 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 5 |
| #1335 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #433 | old sweatpants | 173 |
| #202 | ornate picture frame | 8 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #22 | pint of sweat | 47 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #182 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 6 |
| #400 | rusty chain necklace | 6 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #477 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| #266 | seal-blubber candle | 10 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1105 | spectre scepter | 27 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #107 | turtle pheromones | 75 |
| #721 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #658 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #275 | wad of cotton | 11 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #68 | wand of pigification | 14 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #419 | wrench bracelet | 7 |
| #90 | wumpus hair | 24 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |