| #63 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 4 |
| #10 | 5-hour acrimony | 2,760 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| 🥉 | Admiral's hat | 1 |
| #5 | Adventurer bobblehead | 12 |
| #15 | Aiolion | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #112 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #16 | Amanitee | 1 |
| #4 | Amulet of Yendor | 4,683 |
| #10 | Ancient Saucehelm | 48 |
| #6 | Angelhair Culottes | 47 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #6 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 47 |
| #6 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 57 |
| 🥇 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 869 |
| #18 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 86 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #15 | Bicycle | 1 |
| #13 | Black Angus blackburger | 5 |
| #6 | Bling of the New Wave | 47 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #13 | Bluzzard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥉 | Bonerdagon necklace | 693 |
| 🥇 | Boss Bat bling | 816 |
| #205 | Boss Bat britches | 62 |
| #75 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #30 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 36 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #18 | Cantelope | 1 |
| #13 | Caramel | 1 |
| #15 | Carpricorn | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #16 | Ched | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #8 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 47 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #8 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 318 |
| #8 | Colander of Em-er'il | 47 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #5 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 180 |
| #81 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #966 | Crimbuck | 703 |
| #21 | Crown of the Goblin King | 531 |
| #17 | Cycloney | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #11 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 47 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #11 | Dressage | 1 |
| #19 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 47 |
| #7 | Elder Turtle Shell | 48 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Faux | 1 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | 1 |
| #13 | Flan | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #5 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 48 |
| #4 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 48 |
| #8 | Gazelleton | 1 |
| #13 | Ghosprey | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #14 | Glamare | 1 |
| #24 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 65 |
| #15 | Globmule | 1 |
| #15 | Gorillape | 1 |
| #8 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 48 |
| 🥇 | Great S-Cape | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Huggler Radio | 2 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥉 | Iron Beta of Industry | 569 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #7 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 47 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #15 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 47 |
| #38 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 3 |
| #12 | Lederhosen of the Night | 47 |
| #14 | Lepardner | 1 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #15 | Mechamelion | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #6 | Mu | 1 |
| #12 | Mustardigrade | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #8 | Newman's Own Trousers | 48 |
| #86 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 73 |
| #21 | Nursine | 1 |
| #17 | Oppossum | 1 |
| #33 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 35 |
| #163 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #14 | Peaclock | 1 |
| #15 | Pillowbug | 1 |
| #15 | Pimpsqueak | 1 |
| #15 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 34 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #59 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 3 |
| #7 | Red Balloon of Valor | 20 |
| #47 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 24 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| #17 | Ruffalo | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #9 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 47 |
| #16 | Sequestrian | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #14 | Shudder | 1 |
| #12 | Sledgehamster | 1 |
| #13 | Slotter | 1 |
| #13 | Smashmoth | 1 |
| #18 | Snoutlet | 1 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Squib | 1 |
| #171 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 27 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Soupbone | 137 |
| #80 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #72 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #76 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #72 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #64 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #86 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #62 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #64 | Stooper | 1 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 7 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 12 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 12 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 12 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 12 |
| #82 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 12 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 24 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 24 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 18 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 12 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 18 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 12 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 12 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 18 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 18 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 12 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 12 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 18 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 12 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 7 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 12 |
| #9 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 12 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 18 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 18 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 12 |
| #109 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 12 |
| #21 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #9 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 12 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 12 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 24 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 12 |
| #77 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 8 |
| #26 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 24 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 18 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 18 |
| #335 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 12 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 18 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #270 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 18 |
| #530 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 12 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 12 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 12 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 6 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 18 |
| #12 | Trafikoan | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #10 | Turpin | 1 |
| #17 | Turtive | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #12 | Ungulant | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakachu | 1 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #42 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 5 |
| #544 | Valentine | 46 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #11 | Vamprey | 1 |
| #17 | Vaporpoise | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #6 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 47 |
| #11 | Vulgure | 1 |
| #14 | Waifuton | 1 |
| #14 | Wendtigo | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #15 | Wullabye | 1 |
| #99 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 22 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #12 | adorable seal larva | 47 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #10 | angst burger | 2,035 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| 🥉 | bad vibroknife | 3 |
| #32 | bag of bones | 20 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #58 | baggie of powdered sugar | 603 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #5 | best joke ever | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #19 | black brandy | 5 |
| #20 | black candygram | 6 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #408 | blood flower | 19 |
| #204 | blue glowstick | 8 |
| #69 | blue plastic baby | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #222 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #25 | bottle of goofballs | 480 |
| #29 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 24 |
| #32 | bottled day | 6 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #4 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 12 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #84 | box of sunshine | 5,337 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #41 | brick | 761 |
| #52 | broken carburetor | 4 |
| #170 | brown plastic baby | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #27 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #64 | chakra malt | 5 |
| #173 | chakra sludge | 5 |
| #76 | chakra-mental wine | 5 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #78 | cheer extractor | 7 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | crystal belt buckle | 3 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| 🥇 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 26,740 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #24 | easter egg balloon | 219 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #56 | empty blowgun | 50 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #16 | friendly cheez blob | 48 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #63 | golden plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #14 | green candygram | 89 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #80 | green rocket | 30 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #66 | hambrosier | 5 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| 🥉 | handful of confetti | 945 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥈 | hemp backpack | 1 |
| #12 | homemade robot | 2 |
| #103 | hot stuffing | 3 |
| 🥇 | iced-out bling | 2,751 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | jar of anniversary jam | 2 |
| #17 | lavender candygram | 64 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #91 | left half of a heart necklace | 5 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #335 | loaded serum blowgun | 12 |
| #144 | lovecat tail | 6 |
| #19 | lump of bauxite | 1 |
| #9 | macaroni duck | 47 |
| #99 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 42 |
| #71 | magical pony: Pearjack | 42 |
| #84 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 42 |
| #91 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 42 |
| #87 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 42 |
| #89 | magical pony: Uniquity | 42 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #247 | negative lump | 50 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #5 | off-hand balloon | 1 |
| #10 | orange candygram | 241 |
| #311 | orange glowstick | 7 |
| #46 | outrageous sombrero | 6 |
| #7 | picky tweezers | 6 |
| #14 | pink candygram | 68 |
| #158 | pink glowstick | 12 |
| #78 | pink plastic baby | 6 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #296 | plastic passion fruit | 5 |
| #10 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 5 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #21 | really dense meat stack | 110 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #91 | red plastic baby | 6 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #73 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 21 |
| #67 | right half of a heart necklace | 9 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #113 | severed rocking horse head | 4 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
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| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
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| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
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| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
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| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
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| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
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| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
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| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
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| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
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| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #68 | tortoise's blessing | 100 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #7 | untamable turtle | 48 |
| #11 | unusual disco ball | 47 |
| #237 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #396 | wad of cotton | 7 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #9 | white candygram | 143 |
| #140 | white-label gin | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #21 | yellow candygram | 199 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |