| #12 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 19 |
| #79 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 5 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #588 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 7 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #7 | Agent Mauve | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #1456 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #268 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| #81 | Angelhair Culottes | 10 |
| #19 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 1 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #11 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #527 | BURT | 14 |
| #83 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 10 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #79 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 6 |
| #210 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 46 |
| #158 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 13 |
| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #4 | Batfellow comic | 32 |
| #15 | Beach Buck | 836 |
| #208 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #11 | Black Bart's Booty | 2 |
| #74 | Bling of the New Wave | 11 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #159 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 2 |
| #145 | Boss Bat bling | 22 |
| #242 | Boss Bat britches | 55 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #275 | CSA fire-starting kit | 32 |
| #111 | Carpathian longsword | 4 |
| #32 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #19 | Chester's moustache | 4 |
| #13 | Chester's muscle shirt | 3 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #184 | Chroner | 392 |
| #113 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #96 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 9 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #279 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #18 | Coinspiracy | 2,447 |
| #254 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #70 | Comet Pop | 2 |
| #7 | Conspiracy™ mascara | 1 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #103 | Cosmic Calorie | 248 |
| #9 | Covers-Your-Head | 2 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 22 |
| #26 | Crimbo Credit | 478 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1821 | Crimbuck | 70 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #79 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 2 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #22 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #159 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 12 |
| #180 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #5 | Drapes-You-Regally | 2 |
| 🥈 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 4 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian clockwork key | 1 |
| #26 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 12 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #618 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #89 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #166 | Elder Turtle Shell | 11 |
| #9 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 39 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #14 | Essence of Bear | 1 |
| #717 | FDKOL commendation | 21 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #62 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 3 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #65 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #14 | Frosty's snowball sack | 3 |
| #85 | Fudgie Roll | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #45 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 15 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #41 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 15 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #31 | Gets-You-Drunk | 5 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #207 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #90 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 2 |
| #35 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 19 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #207 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #157 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #25 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 3 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #18 | Hodgman's metal detector | 2 |
| #23 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 3 |
| #13 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 3 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1115 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #146 | Jack-in-the-box | 35 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 2 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #74 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 11 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #28 | LOV Elephant | 3 |
| #53 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #88 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 14 |
| #22 | Lavalos's shell | 4 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #84 | Lederhosen of the Night | 14 |
| #24 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #66 | Liam's mail | 14 |
| #90 | Lobster qua Grill | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #242 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 100 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #100 | Mace of the Tortoise | 5 |
| #75 | Mae West with a fly in it | 5 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| 🥉 | Map to Kokomo | 1 |
| #347 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 6 |
| #26 | Mayodiol | 1 |
| #28 | Mayoflex | 1 |
| #26 | Mayonex | 2 |
| #8 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 3 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| 🥉 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 2 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #24 | Mayostat | 1 |
| #23 | Mayozapine | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #218 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 37 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 2 |
| #13 | Mer-kin dragnet | 2 |
| #22 | Mer-kin facecowl | 1 |
| #6 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 2 |
| #7 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 2 |
| #11 | Mer-kin headguard | 4 |
| #71 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 2 |
| #7 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 2 |
| #7 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 2 |
| #16 | Mer-kin switchblade | 2 |
| #11 | Mer-kin thighguard | 3 |
| #15 | Mer-kin waistrope | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #919 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #31 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 5 |
| #58 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 28 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #36 | Newman's Own Trousers | 19 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #4 | Official Seal of Dreadsylvania | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 3 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #53 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #53 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #211 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #91 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 3 |
| #89 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #44 | Pener's drumstick | 2 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #56 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 3 |
| #14 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 2 |
| #13 | ROM of Optimality | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #70 | Red Rover BB gun | 44 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #6 | SMOOCH breastplate | 2 |
| #6 | SMOOCH codpiece | 2 |
| #13 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 1 |
| #4 | SMOOCH kneepads | 2 |
| #4 | SMOOCH spaulders | 2 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #170 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 12 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #29 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #110 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 7 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #68 | Spookyraven signet | 24 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #31 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 2 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #39 | Staff of the Greasefire | 2 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #28 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 2 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 3 |
| #16 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #19 | Stephen's lab coat | 43 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #152 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #8 | That 70s Cologne | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Crown of Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The One Mood Ring | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #195 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1071 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #404 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 7 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥈 | Time-Spinner | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #147 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #149 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #106 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 3 |
| 🥈 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 3 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 2 |
| #37 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 1 |
| #33 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 1 |
| #34 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #59 | Vial of jus de larmes | 3 |
| #67 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 12 |
| #20 | Volcoino | 329 |
| #10 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 1 |
| #11 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 2,031 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #8 | Warms-Your-Tush | 2 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 2 |
| #19 | Xiblaxian holo-bowtie | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian residence-cube | 1 |
| #24 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #22 | Xiblaxian ultraburrito | 1 |
| #9 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 2 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #474 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 7 |
| #657 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #29 | Zombo's shield | 3 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #108 | adorable seal larva | 15 |
| #82 | aerated diving helmet | 3 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #22 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
| #35 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 7 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #43 | anger blaster | 2 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
| #261 | around the world | 7 |
| #23 | artisanal homebrew gift package | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #197 | bacon bath ball | 5 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #32 | bad-ass club | 8 |
| #932 | badass belt | 58 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #4 | bakelite bits | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #105 | ballast turtle | 6 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #64 | barnacled barrel | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #88 | batskin belt | 17 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #96 | beer-scented teddy bear | 10 |
| #234 | bejeweled cufflinks | 18 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #32 | big glob of skin | 7 |
| #73 | big tun | 1 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #89 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #73 | bit of clingfilm | 41 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #681 | black candy heart | 4 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #840 | black-and-blue light | 3 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5 | bloody kiwitini | 5 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #842 | blue plasma ball | 3 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #14 | bomb of unknown origin | 1 |
| #69 | booze-soaked cherry | 10 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #223 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 7 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #34 | bowl of topioca | 2 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #53 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| 🥉 | brass Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #14 | brazen bracelet | 2 |
| #304 | brick | 124 |
| #26 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #46 | buffalo dime | 8 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #54 | burnt snowpants | 30 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #851 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #121 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #95 | can-you-dig-it? | 2 |
| #41 | candy dress shoes | 1 |
| #49 | candy necktie | 1 |
| #13 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #233 | chocolate bath ball | 4 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #278 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 6 |
| #164 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #86 | chrome stick | 3 |
| #107 | chrome sword hilt | 2 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #346 | club necklace | 18 |
| #26 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #133 | club sandwich | 2 |
| #56 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #54 | comfy pillow | 13 |
| #63 | compounded experience | 5 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #7 | cool iron ingot | 3 |
| #196 | corned-beef Reuben | 10 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #17 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #6 | cozy bazooka | 1 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #138 | crumbling rat skull | 4 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #9 | cursed ring finger ring | 1 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #39 | damp old wallet | 3 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #183 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #175 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #35 | demon makeup kit | 2 |
| #44 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 12 |
| #10 | designer handbag | 111 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #562 | diamond necklace | 12 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #74 | disintegrating barrel | 1 |
| #127 | distention pill | 1 |
| #10 | doll-eye amulet | 2 |
| #31 | dollar sign | 2 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #116 | double-ice cap | 2 |
| #43 | doubt cannon | 2 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | dreadful glove | 3 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #329 | duct tape | 116 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #31 | duct tape fedora | 2 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #33 | duct tape sword | 4 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #38 | dungeon dragon chest | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #72 | dusty barrel | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #450 | easter egg balloon | 50 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #27 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3,441 |
| #1083 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 5 |
| #1020 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #58 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 878 |
| #29 | enticing mayolus | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1643 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #209 | facsimile dictionary | 50 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1807 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1035 | fake hand | 14 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #42 | fancy calligraphy pen | 1 |
| #43 | fancy opera glasses | 71 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #42 | fear condenser | 2 |
| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #1710 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #64 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #665 | flavored foot massage oil | 11 |
| #58 | fleshy lump | 23 |
| #41 | flyest of shirts | 2 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #12 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #54 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #50 | friendly cheez blob | 24 |
| #111 | frigid derringer | 6 |
| #23 | frigid-ass club | 2 |
| #15 | frost-rimed seal hide | 43 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #388 | fuzzy busby | 6 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #346 | fuzzy earmuffs | 5 |
| #418 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #7 | garbage sticker | 2 |
| #63 | garish pinky ring | 60 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #172 | ghost of a necklace | 30 |
| #44 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #68 | giant designer sunglasses | 56 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #33 | giant marshmallow | 16 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #53 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 18 |
| #16 | ginger beer | 1 |
| #32 | gingerbread gavel | 3 |
| #10 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #12 | gingerbread pistol | 1 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #18 | glass slipper | 3 |
| #207 | gloomy black mushroom | 16 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #207 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #551 | gold wedding ring | 5 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #17 | grease cannon | 3 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #177 | grue egg omelette | 18 |
| #12 | hair of the calf | 36 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #62 | hand-carved bokken | 2 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #399 | handful of confetti | 97 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #6 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #106 | haunted bindle | 5 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #828 | heart necklace | 9 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #415 | heart of the volcano | 17 |
| #393 | heart-shaped balloon | 18 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #19 | high-temperature mining drill | 2 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #413 | hobo nickel | 609 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #19 | homemade robot | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #5 | hyperinflated seal lung | 236 |
| 🥈 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 952 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #20 | industrial frosting | 1 |
| #9 | inert sludgepuppy | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #34 | ingot of seal-iron | 13 |
| #110 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #21 | labrador cookie | 4 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #110 | left bracket | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #176 | left parenthesis | 2 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #124 | less-than-three-shaped box | 2 |
| #134 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #120 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #127 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #62 | little deuce cape | 1 |
| #87 | little firkin | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #74 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #135 | macaroni duck | 12 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #305 | magical mystery juice | 29 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #144 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #49 | memory of a C | 24 |
| #32 | memory of a CA base pair | 3 |
| #46 | memory of a CG base pair | 3 |
| #30 | memory of a CT base pair | 3 |
| #59 | memory of a G | 25 |
| #32 | memory of a GT base pair | 4 |
| #57 | memory of a T | 22 |
| #53 | memory of an A | 22 |
| #29 | memory of an AG base pair | 4 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #93 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 15 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #65 | moist barrel | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #17 | monstrous monocle | 2 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #10 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #908 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #66 | mouldering barrel | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #94 | mysterious present | 5 |
| #112 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 14 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| 🥇 | newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp | 1 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| #76 | normal barrel | 1 |
| #19 | numberwang | 1 |
| #374 | obsidian dagger | 44 |
| #5 | odd silver coin | 40 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #5 | off-hand balloon | 1 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #98 | old school flying disc | 5 |
| #11 | old soft shoes | 2 |
| #551 | old sweatpants | 122 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #28 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #16 | ornate picture frame | 175 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| #42 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #5 | papier-mâché base | 1 |
| #4 | papier-mâché bowl | 1 |
| #49 | papier-mâché glob | 1 |
| #6 | papier-mâché handle | 1 |
| #4 | papier-mâché plaque | 1 |
| #16 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 2 |
| #6 | papier-mâché trophy piñata | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| #73 | paranormal ricotta | 7 |
| #77 | peanut brittle shield | 48 |
| #109 | percent sign | 4 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #693 | personal massager | 2 |
| #219 | personalized birthday cake | 7 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #51 | picture of you | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #22 | pig-iron helm | 7 |
| #29 | pig-iron shinguards | 5 |
| #254 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #45 | pint of sweat | 16 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #32 | pixel morning star | 2 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #16 | plush hamsterpus | 2 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #8 | polyesterene powder | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #40 | porcelain candy dish | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #10 | porcelain powder | 1 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #63 | powdered sealbone | 4 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| 🥉 | protonic accelerator pack | 1 |
| #90 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 4 |
| #41 | puppet strings | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #152 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 7 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #83 | radium-flavored potato chips | 761 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #10 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #161 | red balloon | 2 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #110 | red wagon | 4 |
| #53 | red-and-green sweater | 48 |
| #73 | reflection of a map | 11 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #42 | regret hose | 2 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #68 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #66 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #119 | right half of a heart necklace | 5 |
| #108 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #67 | rotting barrel | 1 |
| #174 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 30 |
| #197 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 27 |
| #181 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 29 |
| #71 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 50 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #154 | rusty chain necklace | 22 |
| #13 | rusty metal greaves | 5 |
| #268 | s'more | 36 |
| #196 | sack lunch | 28 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #184 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #436 | sawblade shield | 6 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #54 | scintillating powder | 3 |
| #22 | scrap of shadow | 19 |
| #191 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| #13 | seal lube | 31 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #314 | seal-blubber candle | 7 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #50 | sealhide seal doll | 90 |
| #122 | sealhide snare | 6 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #58 | secret from the future | 3 |
| #27 | severed flipper | 8 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #8 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 2 |
| 🥉 | sharpened hubcap | 69 |
| #113 | shimmering tendrils | 6 |
| #580 | shredded hellseal hide | 4 |
| #8 | sicksilver ring | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #9 | sizzling seal fat | 48 |
| #18 | skull capacitor | 6 |
| #109 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 16 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #7 | slicksilver ring | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #471 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 2 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #105 | smoldering bagel punch | 3 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #8 | smooth velvet pocket square | 2 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #155 | sneaky wrapping paper | 4 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #503 | spade necklace | 13 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #26 | spare chocolate parts | 1 |
| #239 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| 🥇 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 50 |
| #260 | spectre scepter | 117 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #59 | sponge cake | 14 |
| #70 | sprinkles | 1,145 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #44 | squirmy violent party snack | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #59 | standards and practices guide | 25 |
| #9 | steel knuckles | 1 |
| #654 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 11 |
| #15 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| #202 | stone banjo | 2 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #120 | stray chihuahua | 19 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #1395 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 26 |
| #2598 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #2154 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #62 | stuffed Meat | 392 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #32 | stuffed alien blob | 167 |
| #80 | stuffed angry cow | 323 |
| #198 | stuffed astral badger | 160 |
| #91 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 310 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed club | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed cocoabo | 302 |
| #120 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 69 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed doppelshifter | 160 |
| #87 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 304 |
| #96 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 300 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #267 | stuffed gray blob | 170 |
| #84 | stuffed hand turkey | 299 |
| #39 | stuffed key | 581 |
| #171 | stuffed martini | 57 |
| #74 | stuffed mind flayer | 332 |
| #638 | stuffed mink | 73 |
| #45 | stuffed monocle | 441 |
| #254 | stuffed ninja snowman | 21 |
| #117 | stuffed pocketwatch | 2 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed scary death orb | 305 |
| #88 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 319 |
| #82 | stuffed snowy owl | 303 |
| #80 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 352 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #79 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 319 |
| #1115 | stuffed teddy butler | 39 |
| #54 | stuffed tin of caviar | 418 |
| #36 | stuffed treasure chest | 611 |
| #80 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 323 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #75 | sugar chapeau | 3 |
| #70 | sugar shank | 2 |
| #109 | sugar shield | 6 |
| #57 | sugar shillelagh | 2 |
| #87 | sugar shirt | 2 |
| #47 | sugar shorts | 15 |
| #72 | sugar shotgun | 2 |
| #10 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #21 | sushi-rolling mat | 3 |
| #30 | suspicious-looking fedora | 3 |
| #139 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| #15 | tainted seal's blood | 35 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #132 | tangarita with a fly in it | 2 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #21 | tempura air | 6 |
| #32 | the finger | 3 |
| #11 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #13 | ticksilver ring | 1 |
| #48 | tie-dyed fannypack | 14 |
| 🥈 | tin rations | 6 |
| #74 | tiny black hole | 2 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #15 | topiary noseplugs | 1 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #554 | torn hellseal sinew | 4 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #23 | toxo | 1 |
| #80 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #4 | trusty torch | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #180 | turtle pheromones | 24 |
| #46 | turtling rod | 3 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #31 | unfinished ice sculpture | 1 |
| #73 | untamable turtle | 16 |
| #127 | unusual disco ball | 13 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #183 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 51 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #28 | walrus ice cream | 12 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #26 | wand of pigification | 49 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #4 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 2 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #160 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #6 | warbear requisition box | 518 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #95 | water-polo cap | 3 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #75 | weathered barrel | 1 |
| #4 | weedy skirt | 4 |
| #7 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
| #126 | wet stew | 1 |
| #13 | white Dreadsylvanian | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| 🥈 | white-label gin | 6 |
| #1748 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #4 | wickerbits | 1 |
| #12 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #54 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 900 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #150 | wrench bracelet | 23 |
| #24 | wriggling worm | 330 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #176 | wumpus hair | 11 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1264 | x-ray specs | 3 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #1943 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #20 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |