| #117 | 5-hour acrimony | 2 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #376 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #534 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1368 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #740 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1214 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #618 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #286 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #379 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #360 | Hollandaise helmet | 4 |
| #1001 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #334 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #318 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 36 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #318 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #140 | Mysterious Black Box | 3 |
| #122 | Mysterious Blue Box | 6 |
| #145 | Mysterious Green Box | 3 |
| #127 | Mysterious Red Box | 4 |
| #266 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3275 | badass belt | 13 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #404 | bunny liver | 13 |
| #126 | clumsiness bark | 6 |
| #423 | crystalline cheer | 16 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #103 | eleven-foot pole | 4 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #39 | golden gum | 258 |
| #37 | golden gun | 82 |
| #441 | green clay bead | 16 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #90 | hunk of granite | 35 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #766 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #1179 | old sweatpants | 27 |
| #119 | ornate picture frame | 21 |
| #533 | pink clay bead | 16 |
| #253 | purple clay bead | 14 |
| #890 | red class ring | 3 |
| #495 | red-and-green sweater | 3 |
| #139 | reflection of a map | 4 |
| #1675 | roll of toilet paper | 10 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #74 | shovelful of dirt | 45 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1170 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #539 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #2786 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2797 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #212 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 9 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #1272 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #721 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #62 | unused walkie-talkie | 16 |
| #1149 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #754 | white class ring | 5 |