| #114 | 5-hour acrimony | 2 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #355 | Hollandaise helmet | 4 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #317 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 36 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #136 | Mysterious Black Box | 3 |
| #118 | Mysterious Blue Box | 6 |
| #139 | Mysterious Green Box | 3 |
| #124 | Mysterious Red Box | 4 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #717 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #395 | bunny liver | 13 |
| #122 | clumsiness bark | 6 |
| #415 | crystalline cheer | 16 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #99 | eleven-foot pole | 4 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #36 | golden gum | 258 |
| #34 | golden gun | 82 |
| #437 | green clay bead | 16 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #91 | hunk of granite | 35 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #1175 | old sweatpants | 27 |
| #117 | ornate picture frame | 21 |
| #527 | pink clay bead | 16 |
| #250 | purple clay bead | 14 |
| #880 | red class ring | 3 |
| #499 | red-and-green sweater | 3 |
| #137 | reflection of a map | 4 |
| #1673 | roll of toilet paper | 10 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #74 | shovelful of dirt | 45 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1163 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2782 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #204 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 9 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #62 | unused walkie-talkie | 16 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #747 | white class ring | 5 |