| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #61 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 83 |
| #227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #29 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #24 | Black and White Apron Meal Kit | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #149 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 5 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #472 | Feynman gate | 21 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #294 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 12 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #176 | Jocko Homo's head | 9 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #132 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 54 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #44 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 19 |
| #240 | Safari Jack's moustache | 6 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| #353 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #249 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #170 | aspirin | 5 |
| #380 | atomic vector plotter | 10 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #41 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 2 |
| #126 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 32 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #622 | blood flower | 10 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #488 | bunch of bananas | 7 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #733 | carbon nanotube frame | 13 |
| #383 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 28 |
| #130 | computronic processing unit | 32 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #413 | facsimile dictionary | 26 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #114 | frigid fudgepuck | 39 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1098 | handful of confetti | 37 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #182 | heart of the volcano | 38 |
| #363 | hideous egg | 8 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #209 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 19 |
| #131 | iGoogly | 184 |
| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #142 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 32 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #175 | loaded serum blowgun | 23 |
| #153 | lollipop stick | 510 |
| #120 | lovecat tail | 7 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #142 | quantum polarity inducer | 32 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #82 | questionable taco | 7 |
| #422 | really dense meat stack | 15 |
| #95 | recursive spline reticulator | 50 |
| #140 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 32 |
| #746 | ridiculous sandwich | 10 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #146 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 32 |
| #580 | solid gold bowling ball | 30 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #124 | sub-molecular interocitor | 32 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4 | sweet rims | 1,338 |
| #779 | synthetic stuffing | 5 |
| #90 | theoretical string | 295 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #678 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 11 |
| #669 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 11 |
| #446 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #351 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 12 |
| #395 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 17 |
| #392 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #661 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #139 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 94 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 13 |
| #444 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 21 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 9 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #489 | tiny plastic G Imp | 14 |
| #669 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 11 |
| #493 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 14 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Hellion | 13 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 10 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 11 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 11 |
| #537 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 13 |
| #549 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 13 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 10 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #283 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 23 |
| #708 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 10 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 18 |
| #366 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 18 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #474 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 15 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #602 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 12 |
| #128 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 23 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #658 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 11 |
| #168 | tiny plastic angry goat | 84 |
| #422 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 16 |
| #835 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 9 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #174 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 81 |
| #147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 95 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #137 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 20 |
| #143 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 91 |
| #385 | tiny plastic blooper | 17 |
| #546 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 13 |
| #416 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 16 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #141 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 93 |
| #138 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 96 |
| #505 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 9 |
| #401 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 17 |
| #535 | tiny plastic demoninja | 13 |
| #218 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 17 |
| #952 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #412 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 17 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #456 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 15 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #123 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 106 |
| #148 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 91 |
| #130 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 102 |
| #338 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 19 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #463 | tiny plastic goth giant | 15 |
| #125 | tiny plastic grue | 100 |
| #528 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 13 |
| #230 | tiny plastic hermit | 15 |
| #150 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 98 |
| #146 | tiny plastic killer bee | 94 |
| #349 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 19 |
| #142 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 93 |
| #156 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 87 |
| #415 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 16 |
| #135 | tiny plastic mosquito | 97 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #498 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 15 |
| #72 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 38 |
| #169 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 85 |
| #119 | tiny plastic sauceror | 25 |
| #560 | tiny plastic scary clown | 13 |
| #131 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 24 |
| #636 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 11 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 23 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #185 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 76 |
| #749 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #145 | tiny plastic stab bat | 92 |
| #136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 93 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 11 |
| #742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #525 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 13 |
| #156 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 22 |
| #436 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #651 | tiny plastic warwelf | 11 |
| #576 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 12 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #339 | tortoise's blessing | 6 |
| #440 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #305 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |