| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 34 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 9 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 17 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #598 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 15 |
| #2343 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #453 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #1622 | box of sunshine | 103 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #251 | macaroni duck | 8 |
| #308 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #208 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 8 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 8 |
| #148 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #215 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #417 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #193 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 8 |
| #401 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #50 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 6 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 10 |
| #129 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 10 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #129 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 10 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #71 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 5 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #220 | untamable turtle | 9 |
| #866 | unusual disco ball | 3 |