| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #95 | Carpathian longsword | 7 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #533 | Drowsy Sword | 35 |
| #105 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 16 |
| #287 | El Vibrato power sphere | 3 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #268 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 78 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #80 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 15 |
| #79 | Lederhosen of the Night | 15 |
| #107 | Liam's mail | 3 |
| #530 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 51 |
| #82 | Misty Cape | 28 |
| #62 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 25 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #21 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 46 |
| #312 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #67 | Spookyraven signet | 27 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 26 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #141 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #95 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 5 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #352 | antique hand mirror | 8 |
| #1053 | badass belt | 51 |
| #252 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #279 | bit of clingfilm | 15 |
| #299 | blue class ring | 10 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #9 | bowl of topioca | 46 |
| #105 | bubblin' crude | 233 |
| #118 | burnt snowpants | 3 |
| #484 | can of Binarrrca | 19 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #397 | disassembled clover | 167 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #893 | duct tape | 25 |
| #978 | empty agua de vida bottle | 23 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #1407 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #116 | fleshy lump | 2 |
| #61 | frigid derringer | 38 |
| #176 | frost-rimed seal hide | 2 |
| #364 | fuzzy busby | 7 |
| #418 | fuzzy earmuffs | 3 |
| #102 | fuzzy montera | 27 |
| #79 | gearbox necklace | 9 |
| #142 | ghost of a necklace | 43 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #426 | gold wedding ring | 11 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #837 | handful of confetti | 50 |
| #75 | haunted bindle | 14 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #96 | ingot of seal-iron | 3 |
| #82 | ivory cue ball | 2 |
| #178 | lunar isotope | 200 |
| #840 | old sweatpants | 64 |
| #333 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #95 | pocket ace | 3 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #322 | roll of toilet paper | 300 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #301 | seal-blubber candle | 8 |
| #610 | shiny ring | 41 |
| #409 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #64 | smoldering bagel punch | 20 |
| #151 | spark plug earring | 6 |
| #649 | spectre scepter | 51 |
| #98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #121 | standards and practices guide | 4 |
| #151 | stray chihuahua | 15 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #137 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #564 | ten-leaf clover | 14 |
| #109 | tie-dyed fannypack | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #206 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 47 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #25 | woven baling wire bracelets | 19 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |