| #101 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 4 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #131 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 34 |
| #187 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 2 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #132 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 4 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 38 |
| #96 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 5 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 39 |
| #111 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 14 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #136 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 35 |
| #116 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 4 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #169 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 9 |
| #128 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 35 |
| #109 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 14 |
| #149 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 28 |
| #2128 | Crimbuck | 26 |
| #12 | Disco Banjo | 37 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #508 | Jack-in-the-box | 11 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #54 | Mae West with a fly in it | 8 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #44 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 6 |
| #48 | Rock and Roll Legend | 42 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #394 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 9 |
| #21 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 18 |
| #94 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 7 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #78 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 24 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 15 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 17 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #306 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #655 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #126 | bejeweled cufflinks | 29 |
| #617 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #59 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 5 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #5 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 200 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #401 | club necklace | 16 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #319 | designer handbag | 9 |
| #238 | diamond necklace | 22 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #161 | fancy opera glasses | 25 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #323 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #162 | garish pinky ring | 26 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #110 | giant designer sunglasses | 35 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #232 | heart necklace | 24 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #385 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #143 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #549 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #39 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #195 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 28 |
| #198 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 27 |
| #388 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 17 |
| #295 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 20 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #294 | spade necklace | 20 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #388 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #248 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 146 |
| #445 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 88 |
| #566 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 77 |
| #254 | stuffed Meat | 152 |
| #447 | stuffed angry cow | 90 |
| #384 | stuffed astral badger | 102 |
| #651 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 72 |
| #433 | stuffed cocoabo | 91 |
| #1020 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #343 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 111 |
| #376 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 102 |
| #670 | stuffed hand turkey | 69 |
| #219 | stuffed key | 227 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #380 | stuffed mind flayer | 103 |
| #333 | stuffed mink | 127 |
| #573 | stuffed monocle | 84 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #421 | stuffed scary death orb | 96 |
| #487 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 88 |
| #482 | stuffed snowy owl | 85 |
| #1040 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 49 |
| #404 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 97 |
| #310 | stuffed teddy butler | 133 |
| #326 | stuffed tin of caviar | 130 |
| #182 | stuffed treasure chest | 249 |
| #600 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 75 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #79 | tangarita with a fly in it | 4 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #602 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #209 | unusual disco ball | 10 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |