| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1031 | CRIMBCO scrip | 55 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #418 | NPZR chemistry set | 6 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #517 | bananagate | 10 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1476 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #348 | empty agua de vida bottle | 595 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #1423 | herringcello | 12 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #556 | kumquartz | 8 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 25 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #1312 | pail | 3 |
| #459 | pearidot | 11 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #232 | stray chihuahua | 11 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |