| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1030 | CRIMBCO scrip | 55 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1154 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #418 | NPZR chemistry set | 6 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #364 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #517 | bananagate | 10 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1478 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #350 | empty agua de vida bottle | 595 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #768 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #700 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #628 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #1425 | herringcello | 12 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #556 | kumquartz | 8 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #524 | nanite-infested candy cane | 25 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #459 | pearidot | 11 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #253 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #232 | stray chihuahua | 11 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |