| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #22 | 1,970 carat gold | 418 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 6 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #29 | Accordion of Jordion | 9 |
| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥈 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 37 |
| #89 | Ancient Saucehelm | 15 |
| #36 | Angelhair Culottes | 16 |
| #23 | Argarggagarg's fang | 27 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #37 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 16 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #27 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 153 |
| #435 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 5 |
| #77 | Belt of Howling Anger | 7 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #74 | Bling of the New Wave | 11 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1170 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #90 | Boss Bat britches | 107 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #282 | CRIMBCO mug | 51 |
| #527 | CRIMBCO scrip | 400 |
| #122 | CRIMBCO wine | 55 |
| #91 | CSA fire-starting kit | 254 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #18 | Carpathian longsword | 197 |
| #15 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 3 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #112 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #14 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 27 |
| #39 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 11 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #48 | Colander of Em-er'il | 19 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #157 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 14 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #736 | Crimbuck | 1,158 |
| #30 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 6 |
| #59 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 69 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #4 | Dinsey's oculus | 3 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #43 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 22 |
| #135 | Drowsy Sword | 133 |
| #122 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 15 |
| #81 | El Vibrato restraints | 2 |
| #18 | Elder Turtle Shell | 34 |
| #82 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,363 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #6 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 57 |
| #61 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 7 |
| #5 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 431 |
| #10 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 318 |
| #17 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 380 |
| #61 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 2 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #13 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 25 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #11 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 26 |
| #23 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 16 |
| #57 | Gets-You-Drunk | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Glenn's golden dice | 104 |
| #5 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 765 |
| 🥈 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 13 |
| #16 | Golden Light | 6 |
| #5 | Golden Mean | 41 |
| #66 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 12 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #32 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 16 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #98 | Heimandatz's heart | 12 |
| #67 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 7 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #77 | Hunger™ Sauce | 1 |
| #70 | Instant Karma | 179 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #84 | Jocko Homo's head | 13 |
| #13 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 27 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #109 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 12 |
| #106 | Lederhosen of the Night | 12 |
| #18 | Liam's mail | 223 |
| #192 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 119 |
| #50 | Mace of the Tortoise | 10 |
| #12 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 14 |
| #21 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 155 |
| #70 | Newman's Own Trousers | 12 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #136 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 5 |
| #88 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #24 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 10 |
| #5 | Pener's drumstick | 26 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #9 | Red Roger's reliquary | 95 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #16 | Safari Jack's moustache | 26 |
| #13 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 43 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #25 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 5 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #18 | Spookyraven signet | 248 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #14 | Stephen's lab coat | 55 |
| #28 | Sword of Dark Omens | 16 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Crown of Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #33 | The Emperor's new hat | 2 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #121 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 12 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #32 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #16 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 2 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #11 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 247 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #72 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 11 |
| #31 | Wand of Oscus | 3 |
| #45 | Yakisoba's hat | 16 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #41 | accord ion | 10 |
| #44 | accordion file | 2 |
| #26 | accordionoid rocca | 10 |
| #35 | adorable seal larva | 26 |
| #61 | aerated diving helmet | 4 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #18 | alarm accordion | 6 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #16 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 537 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #36 | antique accordion | 22 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #58 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #58 | asbestos helmet turtle | 2 |
| #48 | autocalliope | 8 |
| #13 | baby oil shooter | 15 |
| #86 | bacon bath ball | 11 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #223 | badass belt | 155 |
| #67 | ballast turtle | 12 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #53 | baritone accordion | 8 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #37 | bath ball gift set | 69 |
| #150 | batskin belt | 8 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #29 | beer-battered accordion | 12 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #522 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| 🥉 | black gold | 1,014 |
| #235 | blood of the Wereseal | 2 |
| #202 | blue class ring | 19 |
| #95 | blue money bag | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #79 | blue shell | 3 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #127 | bottle of goofballs | 169 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #420 | box of sunshine | 871 |
| #62 | box turtle | 10 |
| #562 | brick | 67 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #13 | burnt snowpants | 259 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #198 | burst hellseal brain | 38 |
| #36 | calavera concertina | 6 |
| #14 | can-you-dig-it? | 11 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #41 | cardboard box turtle | 2 |
| #100 | cheap toaster | 17 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #5 | chest of "pirate gold" | 71 |
| #33 | chintzy accordion pin | 22 |
| #46 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 25 |
| #54 | chintzy noodle ring | 27 |
| #39 | chintzy saucepan earring | 41 |
| #23 | chintzy seal pendant | 69 |
| #54 | chintzy turtle brooch | 23 |
| #123 | chocolate bath ball | 8 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #88 | chocolate turtle totem | 10 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #132 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #35 | cigar box turtle | 55 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #8 | crumpled felt fedora | 2 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #11 | damp old wallet | 20 |
| #64 | das boot | 2 |
| #11 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 27 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 289 |
| 🥉 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 334 |
| #5 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 154 |
| 🥉 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 300 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| 🥈 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 293 |
| #4 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 314 |
| #241 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 2 |
| #4 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 274 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #4 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 193 |
| #42 | discocktail | 179 |
| #37 | double-ice box | 2 |
| #7 | double-ice britches | 35 |
| #16 | double-ice cap | 33 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #42 | dueling turtle | 8 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #142 | easter egg balloon | 107 |
| #42 | electric Kool-Aid | 3 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #119 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 512 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #120 | evil golden arch | 112 |
| #39 | evil golden arches | 88 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #84 | festive sausage | 30 |
| #33 | figurine of a charred seal | 54 |
| #6 | figurine of a cold seal | 182 |
| #12 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 71 |
| #23 | figurine of a sleek seal | 63 |
| #20 | figurine of a slippery seal | 88 |
| #20 | figurine of a stinking seal | 86 |
| #70 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 17 |
| #84 | figurine of an ancient seal | 11 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #17 | fleshy lump | 202 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #176 | friendly cheez blob | 11 |
| #20 | frigid derringer | 226 |
| #52 | frozen turtle shell | 4 |
| #19 | furry green turtle | 28 |
| #95 | fuzzy busby | 33 |
| #135 | fuzzy dice | 20 |
| #95 | fuzzy earmuffs | 32 |
| #150 | fuzzy montera | 20 |
| #79 | gearbox necklace | 9 |
| #20 | genie's bracers | 16 |
| #19 | genie's pants | 18 |
| #23 | genie's scimitar | 12 |
| #21 | genie's turbane | 16 |
| #66 | ghost accordion | 3 |
| #101 | ghost of a necklace | 65 |
| #15 | gingerbread gavel | 7 |
| #4 | gingerbread pistol | 18 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| 🥈 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1,175 |
| #4 | gold crown | 1,328 |
| #6 | gold lamé pants | 699 |
| #34 | gold nuggets | 1,834 |
| 🥇 | gold skull ring | 168 |
| #6 | gold star | 3,335 |
| 🥉 | gold tooth | 273 |
| 🥈 | gold toothbrush | 2,295 |
| #120 | gold wedding ring | 78 |
| #8 | golden banana | 12 |
| #110 | golden fleece | 2 |
| #11 | golden gum | 3,568 |
| 🥇 | golden gun | 19,562 |
| #32 | golden plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #266 | golden ring | 81 |
| 🥇 | golden tattoo gun | 28 |
| #37 | golden twig | 14 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| 🥉 | grease cannon | 65 |
| #155 | green candygram | 3 |
| #161 | green clay bead | 77 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #111 | grinning turtle | 2 |
| #109 | grue egg | 152 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #47 | guancertina | 4 |
| #42 | guard turtle collar | 31 |
| #28 | guard turtle shell | 135 |
| #9 | gummi turtle | 654 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| 🥈 | half of a gold tooth | 6,954 |
| #38 | hand-carved bokken | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #275 | handful of confetti | 128 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #18 | haunted bindle | 220 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #16 | hellseal claw | 2,730 |
| 🥈 | hellseal whisker | 27,501 |
| #1120 | helmet turtle | 12 |
| #6 | high-temperature mining drill | 9 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #16 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #79 | holiday cheese log | 30 |
| #14 | hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa | 10 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| 🥉 | huge gold coin | 8,148 |
| #78 | incense bath ball | 12 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #22 | ingot turtle | 7 |
| #6 | insulated gold wire | 3 |
| #56 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #18 | irradiated turtle | 134 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #103 | knobby helmet turtle | 5 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #14 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 2 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #6 | little deuce cape | 24 |
| #4 | love | 38 |
| 🥉 | lucky gold ring | 2 |
| #81 | macaroni duck | 15 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #211 | magical pony: Pearjack | 8 |
| #241 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 8 |
| #228 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 8 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #175 | magical pony: Uniquity | 13 |
| #44 | mama's squeezebox | 4 |
| #52 | meaty helmet turtle | 2 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #45 | misshapen animal skeleton | 3 |
| #15 | mocking turtle | 146 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #48 | motivational poster | 56 |
| #31 | muddy skirt | 1 |
| #17 | musk turtle | 74 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #21 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 85 |
| #40 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 10 |
| #207 | obsidian dagger | 64 |
| #25 | oil shell | 11 |
| #29 | old dry bone | 2 |
| #9 | old patched suit-pants | 2 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #480 | old sweatpants | 143 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #60 | orange candygram | 19 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #39 | padded tortoise | 7 |
| #41 | painted turtle | 13 |
| #9 | pair of government shades | 121 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #24 | paranormal ricotta | 13 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #1095 | pasta spoon | 6 |
| #34 | peace accordion | 6 |
| #54 | pentatonic accordion | 3 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| 🥉 | pile of gold coins | 8,712 |
| #14 | pillow shell | 11 |
| #136 | pink candygram | 4 |
| #166 | pink clay bead | 123 |
| #458 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #51 | pirate fledges | 2 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #111 | pocket wish | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #93 | pork elf goodies sack | 81 |
| #21 | powdered gold | 47 |
| #36 | programmable turtle | 60 |
| #24 | propeller beanie | 2 |
| #9 | psychic's amulet | 340 |
| #11 | psychic's circlet | 308 |
| #10 | psychic's crystal ball | 323 |
| #11 | psychic's pslacks | 304 |
| #34 | psychokinetic energy blob | 230 |
| #137 | purple clay bead | 33 |
| #28 | pygmy concertinette | 6 |
| #115 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 9 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #129 | radium-flavored potato chips | 530 |
| #1076 | ravioli hat | 6 |
| #422 | really dense meat stack | 15 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #98 | red balloon | 6 |
| #144 | red class ring | 119 |
| #85 | red money bag | 15 |
| #62 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #9 | ring of the Skeleton Lord | 3 |
| #11 | rope with some soap on it | 2 |
| #158 | rusty chain necklace | 22 |
| #133 | sack lunch | 171 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #63 | samurai turtle | 2 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #1302 | saucepan | 6 |
| #10 | sausage golem | 1 |
| #108 | sawblade shield | 34 |
| #9 | scepter of the Skeleton Lord | 3 |
| #37 | scintillating powder | 4 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #848 | seal tooth | 4 |
| #423 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #47 | seal-brain elixir | 63 |
| #779 | seal-clubbing club | 22 |
| #426 | seal-skull helmet | 22 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #41 | sealhide belt | 2 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #67 | sealhide seal doll | 42 |
| #37 | sealhide snare | 62 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #30 | sharpened hubcap | 2 |
| #6 | shellacked shell | 67 |
| #9 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 3 |
| #59 | shimmering tendrils | 9 |
| #13 | shocked shell | 27 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #208 | shredded hellseal hide | 28 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #173 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #94 | sleeping wereturtle | 10 |
| #32 | slime convention coupons | 9 |
| #32 | slime convention flyers | 9 |
| #22 | slime convention pin | 10 |
| #24 | slime convention swag bag | 38 |
| #35 | slime convention t-shirt | 9 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #42 | slow jam collection | 69 |
| #16 | smoldering bagel punch | 214 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #170 | soap knife | 1 |
| #87 | solid gold bowling ball | 185 |
| 🥉 | solid gold jewel | 732 |
| 🥉 | solid gold pegleg | 5,139 |
| #39 | soup turtle | 6 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #82 | spaghetti cult rosary | 16 |
| #97 | spangly mariachi pants | 8 |
| #70 | spangly mariachi vest | 7 |
| #58 | spangly sombrero | 14 |
| #47 | spark plug earring | 14 |
| #249 | spectre scepter | 119 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #25 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 2 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #46 | stainless steel shillelagh | 27 |
| #50 | stainless steel skullcap | 20 |
| #229 | stainless steel slacks | 12 |
| #290 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #506 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #16 | standards and practices guide | 246 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #232 | stray chihuahua | 11 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥉 | sugar raygun | 3 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #101 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
| #30 | tattered paper crown | 6 |
| 🥈 | thin gold wire | 48 |
| #11 | tie-dyed fannypack | 216 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #5 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 6,850 |
| #149 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 22 |
| #343 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 12 |
| #3076 | toast | 2 |
| #50 | tonguebone | 1 |
| #180 | torn hellseal sinew | 35 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #17 | tortoboggan shield | 2 |
| #153 | turtle pheromones | 33 |
| #1114 | turtle totem | 12 |
| #13 | turtle voicebox | 562 |
| #33 | turtle wax | 34 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #15 | turtle-shaped rock | 115 |
| #27 | turtlemail bits | 496 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #31 | untamable turtle | 24 |
| #148 | unusual disco ball | 12 |
| #19 | vampire glitter | 20 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #50 | vengeful spirit | 1 |
| #84 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 97 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #154 | wad of cotton | 19 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #18 | wand of pigification | 53 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #42 | warm fur | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #13 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 12 |
| #119 | white candygram | 5 |
| #114 | white class ring | 94 |
| #85 | white money bag | 6 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #88 | wine-soaked bone chips | 11 |
| #119 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 512 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #131 | woven baling wire bracelets | 7 |
| #185 | wrench bracelet | 20 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #89 | yellow candygram | 20 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #28 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |