| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #25 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 66 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #524 | ballroom blintz | 2 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #121 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #551 | easter egg balloon | 43 |
| #145 | giraffe-necked turtle | 2 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #742 | helmet turtle | 38 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #62 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #5 | irate sombrero | 3,054 |
| #140 | irradiated turtle | 3 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1044 | meat stack | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #33 | poutine | 1,001 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #120 | slime convention swag bag | 6 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #21 | stuffed mink | 912 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #873 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #981 | turtle totem | 18 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #452 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #152 | useless powder | 1,443 |
| #97 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 88 |
| #438 | wad of cotton | 6 |