| #128 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
| #198 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #141 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 9 |
| #40 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #411 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #523 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #399 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 6 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #21 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #668 | Iron Beta of Industry | 9 |
| #390 | Jack-in-the-box | 16 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #94 | Maxing, Relaxing | 8 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #838 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #748 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #578 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #951 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #54 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #106 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 60 |
| #663 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #526 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #465 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #318 | Rock and Roll Legend | 4 |
| #31 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 2 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Greasefire | 7 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #22 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 4 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 2 |
| #17 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #12 | Star Spawn | 49 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1564 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #503 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #980 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #413 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #492 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 10 |
| #1941 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #251 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #310 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #329 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1292 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1485 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #32 | Travels with Jerry | 14 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #744 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #918 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #220 | adorable seal larva | 10 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #106 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #80 | baby killer bee | 120 |
| #310 | barrrnacle | 51 |
| #8 | bloody kiwitini | 3 |
| #43 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #570 | cocoa egg | 13 |
| #48 | cute meteoroid | 3 |
| #405 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #15 | eldritch essence | 23 |
| #204 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
| #27 | ghost thread | 5 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #2674 | grue egg | 7 |
| #12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #65 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #205 | macaroni duck | 9 |
| #657 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #606 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #640 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #485 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #637 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #600 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #25 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 2 |
| #46 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 4 |
| #50 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #29 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 2 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #66 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #131 | sleeping wereturtle | 7 |
| #25 | slime-soaked brain | 8 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #89 | stray chihuahua | 23 |
| #74 | syncopated turtle | 3 |
| #157 | tiny barrel | 2 |
| #3986 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3076 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 291 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3835 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4478 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #254 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #308 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #32 | wriggling severed nose | 5 |