| #128 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #141 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 9 |
| #40 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #398 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 6 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 9 |
| #387 | Jack-in-the-box | 16 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #94 | Maxing, Relaxing | 8 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #108 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 60 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #319 | Rock and Roll Legend | 4 |
| #31 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 2 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Greasefire | 7 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #22 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 4 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 2 |
| #16 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #12 | Star Spawn | 49 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #493 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 10 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1494 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #32 | Travels with Jerry | 14 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #745 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #224 | adorable seal larva | 10 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #107 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #80 | baby killer bee | 120 |
| #310 | barrrnacle | 51 |
| #8 | bloody kiwitini | 3 |
| #44 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #572 | cocoa egg | 13 |
| #48 | cute meteoroid | 3 |
| #404 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #15 | eldritch essence | 23 |
| #209 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
| #27 | ghost thread | 5 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #2676 | grue egg | 7 |
| #12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #67 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #209 | macaroni duck | 9 |
| #666 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #490 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #27 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 2 |
| #46 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 4 |
| #51 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #29 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 2 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #132 | sleeping wereturtle | 7 |
| #25 | slime-soaked brain | 8 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #89 | stray chihuahua | 23 |
| #73 | syncopated turtle | 3 |
| #159 | tiny barrel | 2 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 291 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #256 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #313 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #31 | wriggling severed nose | 5 |