| #394 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #222 | Angelhair Culottes | 5 |
| #226 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #909 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #217 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #162 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 6 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #239 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #225 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #204 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
| #161 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 6 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #714 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 38 |
| #54 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 100 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #214 | Newman's Own Trousers | 5 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #16 | Stooper | 11 |
| #33 | The Emperor's new hat | 2 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #41 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 7 |
| #694 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #577 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 10 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #216 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 6 |
| #196 | adder | 1 |
| #107 | adorable seal larva | 15 |
| #36 | baby oil shooter | 1 |
| #1420 | badass belt | 39 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #173 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #16 | demon-horned hat | 47 |
| #29 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #37 | discarded button | 1 |
| #366 | donated booze | 13 |
| #401 | donated candy | 8 |
| #384 | donated food | 10 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #26 | eldritch alignment spray | 48 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #60 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #154 | friendly cheez blob | 12 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #94 | green rocket | 15 |
| #175 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #65 | intact anemone spike | 106 |
| #27 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #14 | lint | 1,112 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #149 | macaroni duck | 11 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #78 | mangled squirrel | 33 |
| #12 | metallic foil cat ears | 47 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #256 | negative lump | 37 |
| #534 | old sweatpants | 125 |
| #82 | oldcake | 4 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #223 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #30 | silent C | 2 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #32 | silent E | 2 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #163 | silent I | 2 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #36 | silent N | 2 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #41 | silent R | 2 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #34 | silent T | 2 |
| #39 | silent U | 2 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #232 | stray chihuahua | 11 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #73 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #83 | untamable turtle | 15 |
| #148 | unusual disco ball | 12 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |