| #399 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #222 | Angelhair Culottes | 5 |
| #227 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #911 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #218 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
| #1368 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #162 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 6 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #528 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #618 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #225 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #203 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
| #162 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 6 |
| #328 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #318 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #717 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 38 |
| #53 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 100 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #214 | Newman's Own Trousers | 5 |
| #528 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #16 | Stooper | 11 |
| #33 | The Emperor's new hat | 2 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #42 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #707 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 7 |
| #705 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #802 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #592 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 10 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #216 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 6 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #108 | adorable seal larva | 15 |
| #37 | baby oil shooter | 1 |
| #1420 | badass belt | 39 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #172 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #208 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #16 | demon-horned hat | 47 |
| #31 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #38 | discarded button | 1 |
| #380 | donated booze | 13 |
| #413 | donated candy | 8 |
| #394 | donated food | 10 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #26 | eldritch alignment spray | 48 |
| #162 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #61 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #156 | friendly cheez blob | 12 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #94 | green rocket | 15 |
| #176 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #65 | intact anemone spike | 106 |
| #28 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #14 | lint | 1,112 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #153 | macaroni duck | 11 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #79 | mangled squirrel | 33 |
| #12 | metallic foil cat ears | 47 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #178 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #289 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #258 | negative lump | 37 |
| #542 | old sweatpants | 125 |
| #83 | oldcake | 4 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #263 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #30 | silent C | 2 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #32 | silent E | 2 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #165 | silent I | 2 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #36 | silent N | 2 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #41 | silent R | 2 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #34 | silent T | 2 |
| #39 | silent U | 2 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #310 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #233 | stray chihuahua | 11 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #74 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #83 | untamable turtle | 15 |
| #153 | unusual disco ball | 12 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |