Cruithne

RankItemQuantity
#399Ancient Saucehelm6
#222Angelhair Culottes5
#227Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental5
#156Barney's rake1
#911Baron von Ratsworth's monocle13
#218Bling of the New Wave6
#1368Bonerdagon necklace5
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#194Cheer-Up soda1
#162Claw of the Infernal Seal6
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#528Colander of Em-er'il5
#361Crimbonium fuel rod1
#520Disco 'Fro Pick6
#618El Sombrero De Lopez4
#534Elder Turtle Shell5
#241Eldritch snap1
#225Galapagosian Cuisses5
#223Garter of the Turtle Poacher5
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#203Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob5
#162Krakrox's Loincloth6
#328La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez4
#318Lederhosen of the Night4
#717Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet38
#53Mer-kin cookiestove100
#26Mer-kin dodgeball1
#22Mer-kin dragnet1
#24Mer-kin switchblade1
#214Newman's Own Trousers5
#528Scalp of Gorgolok6
#125Science Notebook1
#16Stooper11
#33The Emperor's new hat2
#65The Emperor's new pants1
#42The Emperor's new shirt2
#1206Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#501Thwaitgold bug statuette1
#707Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette3
#415Thwaitgold chigger statuette1
#428Thwaitgold cockroach statuette1
#1414Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#175Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette2
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#268Thwaitgold mosquito statuette6
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#162Thwaitgold nymph statuette7
#705Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette5
#665Thwaitgold scorpion statuette1
#802Thwaitgold slug statuette1
#955Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#592Thwaitgold termite statuette10
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#216Volartta's bellbottoms6
#195adder1
#108adorable seal larva15
#37baby oil shooter1
#1420badass belt39
#475big rock1
#172black and white cracker3
#5529box of sunshine5
#208brilliant oyster egg1
#970bunny liver1
#266chakra sludge1
#185cheer-o-gram1
#108cheerful Crimbo sweater1
#87cheerful antler hat1
#86cheerful pajama pants1
#82deluxe layer cake1
#16demon-horned hat47
#31dirty bottlecap1
#38discarded button1
#380donated booze13
#413donated candy8
#394donated food10
#29dropped scrap of paper11
#26eldritch alignment spray48
#162eldritch ichor1
#61eldritch mushroom pizza1
#295executive mime flask1
#156friendly cheez blob12
#215gleaming oyster egg1
#224glistening oyster egg1
#828grapes1
#94green rocket15
#176hushed puppy3
#65intact anemone spike106
#28interesting clod of dirt1
#14lint1,112
#198lustrous oyster egg1
#153macaroni duck11
#212magnificent oyster egg1
#79mangled squirrel33
#12metallic foil cat ears47
#128mime army camouflage kit1
#227mime army rations1
#152mime army superserum1
#205mime army wine1
#178muffled muffuletta3
#289nega-mushroom1
#258negative lump37
#542old sweatpants125
#83oldcake4
#241pearlescent oyster egg1
#224primitive candy cane2
#263runny fermented egg1
#211scintillating oyster egg1
#91shushed potatoes4
#69silent A1
#138silent B1
#30silent C2
#63silent D1
#32silent E2
#77silent F1
#64silent G1
#85silent H2
#165silent I2
#173silent J1
#46silent K1
#150silent L1
#191silent M1
#36silent N2
#242silent O1
#212silent P1
#87silent Q1
#41silent R2
#69silent S1
#34silent T2
#39silent U2
#75silent V1
#123silent W1
#186silent X1
#67silent Y1
#121silent Z1
#3791spectre scepter1
#310spiritual fruitcake1
#219stale Cheer-E-Os1
#219stale cheer wine1
#233stray chihuahua11
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#100tiny black hole1
#143transparent nog3
#74unfinished fruitcake4
#83untamable turtle15
#153unusual disco ball12
#252warehouse key1

Wow, that's 2,159 items total!

what items are this player missing?