| #7 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 860 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #19 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 11 |
| #14 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 16 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #149 | Cookbook of the Damned | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2693 | Crimbuck | 8 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #214 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 59 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #45 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 8 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #560 | Goodfella contract | 24 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #59 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 3 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #133 | Let Me Be! | 9 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #82 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 5 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #57 | Sinful Desires | 14 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #36 | Summer Nights | 13 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 119 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #33 | Travels with Jerry | 13 |
| #28 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| 🥈 | White Dragon Fang | 6 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #260 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #918 | awful poetry journal | 40 |
| #173 | baby killer bee | 57 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #818 | box of sunshine | 343 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #41 | disintegrating quill pen | 717 |
| #1044 | disturbing fanfic | 30 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #18 | fragment of Jarlsberg's soul | 1 |
| #67 | friendly cheez blob | 22 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #48 | giant book of ancient carols | 3 |
| #68 | gingerbread smartphone | 1 |
| #22 | green rocket | 777 |
| #59 | inkwell | 253 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #24 | kickback cookbook | 19 |
| #55 | macaroni duck | 18 |
| #63 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 96 |
| #71 | magical pony: Pearjack | 42 |
| #84 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 42 |
| #91 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 42 |
| #87 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 42 |
| #89 | magical pony: Uniquity | 42 |
| #125 | meat from yesterday | 19 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #147 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #203 | poison pen | 7 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #7 | root beer | 84 |
| #19 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #22 | sleaze jelly | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #134 | stray chihuahua | 17 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #608 | tattered scrap of paper | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #118 | untamable turtle | 13 |
| #112 | unusual disco ball | 14 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |