| #24 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 1 |
| #38 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 42 |
| #104 | "caramel" orange | 20 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #49 | ASCII shirt | 79 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #72 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 4 |
| #8 | Angelhair Culottes | 34 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #581 | BURT | 4 |
| #16 | Baja sopapilla | 20 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #25 | Boulevardier cocktail | 15 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #293 | Bulky Buddy Box | 10 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #362 | CRIMBCO mug | 37 |
| #204 | CRIMBCO wine | 37 |
| #142 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 15 |
| #135 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 16 |
| #68 | Carol of the Bulls | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Hells | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Thrills | 2 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #18 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #97 | Cheer-Up soda | 7 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #27 | Chester's muscle shirt | 2 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #25 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 2 |
| #8 | Clan speakeasy | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #36 | Colander of Em-er'il | 21 |
| #86 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 15 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #25 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 83 |
| #65 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 23 |
| #75 | Crimbeau de toilette | 4 |
| #30 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 60 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #67 | Crimbo candle | 4 |
| #16 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #40 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 3 |
| #51 | Crimbo ukulele | 3 |
| #118 | Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #37 | Crimbolex watch | 4 |
| #35 | Crimbomega drive chain | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #133 | Crimboween memo | 61 |
| #90 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 4 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 2 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 18 |
| #1919 | Crimbuck | 50 |
| #40 | DUFRESNE Suds | 203 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #294 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 21 |
| #67 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 18 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #311 | Drowsy Sword | 62 |
| #135 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 14 |
| #29 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 2 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #306 | FDKOL hotcakes | 10 |
| #472 | Feynman gate | 21 |
| 🥇 | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | 1 |
| #105 | Frogade | 5 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #530 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #34 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 16 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #60 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 24 |
| #629 | Goodfella contract | 17 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #16 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 30 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| 🥇 | Great S-Cape | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #274 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
| #43 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 3 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #18 | Hodgman's metal detector | 2 |
| #22 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 3 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #220 | Iron Beta of Industry | 45 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #7 | Kashmir sweater | 55 |
| #20 | Kelflar vest | 11 |
| #61 | Kiss the Knob apron | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #123 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 70 |
| #97 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 11 |
| #26 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 20 |
| #239 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 91 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #40 | Lars the Cyberian | 8 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #106 | Lederhosen of the Night | 12 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #45 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion chainsaw | 1 |
| #634 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 11 |
| #14 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 195 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #308 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 19 |
| #34 | Mer-kin breastplate | 12 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #72 | Miniborg beeper | 7 |
| #56 | Miniborg hiveminder | 7 |
| #75 | Miniborg laser | 7 |
| #72 | Miniborg stomper | 7 |
| #69 | Miniborg strangler | 7 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #255 | Misty Cloak | 4 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #422 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 48 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #221 | New Zealand iced tea | 30 |
| #50 | Newman's Own Trousers | 15 |
| #259 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 26 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #25 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 3 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #7 | Pack of Every Card | 3 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #36 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 4 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #69 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 22 |
| #10 | Professor What T-Shirt | 187 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #129 | Red Rover BB gun | 29 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #143 | Rock and Roll Legend | 14 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #21 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 3 |
| #38 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 26 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #761 | Schrödinger's thermos | 8 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #10 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 2 |
| #143 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 30 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1,924 |
| 🥈 | Staff of the Electric Range | 106 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 4 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #26 | Stephen's lab coat | 22 |
| #149 | Strix stix | 11 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #374 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 35 |
| #391 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 32 |
| #89 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 3 |
| #424 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 28 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #25 | The Emperor's new pants | 3 |
| #27 | The Emperor's new shirt | 3 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #14 | The Sword in the Steak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #239 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #92 | Tiki lighter | 4 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #274 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #62 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 13 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| #58 | Victor's Spoils | 4 |
| #111 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 9 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #270 | Wolfman Nardz | 5 |
| #20 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 24 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #131 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 9 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skullcap | 3 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #10 | adorable seal larva | 53 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #117 | antique nutcracker figurine | 2 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #18 | asbestos apron | 58 |
| #149 | bacon bath ball | 7 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #55 | banana smoothie | 17 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #21 | bark boxers | 2 |
| #23 | bark bracelet | 2 |
| #184 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #21 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 7 |
| #84 | barrel pickle | 1 |
| #20 | bat-ass leather jacket | 92 |
| #19 | batskin belt | 74 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #121 | birdbone corset | 2 |
| #87 | bit of clingfilm | 36 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #100 | black Crimbo ball | 45 |
| #219 | black candy heart | 55 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #39 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #184 | blob of Alphredo™ | 2 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #35 | blue money bag | 8 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #12 | bomb of unknown origin | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #101 | book of facts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| 🥇 | bounty-hunting rifle | 129 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #57 | bread man | 6 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #212 | brine | 84 |
| #17 | bronze breastplate | 117 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #165 | brown crock marble | 2 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #82 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #15 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 19 |
| #97 | bubble-wrap simulator | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #248 | buckyball | 21 |
| #195 | bunch of bananas | 26 |
| #22 | burrowgrub hive | 6 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #15 | camouflage T-shirt | 2 |
| #112 | can of V-11 | 4 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #80 | can of sterno | 3 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #295 | candy cane | 131 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #62 | candy kneecapping stick | 23 |
| #64 | candy knuckles | 24 |
| #151 | candy skeleton | 5 |
| #199 | candy stake | 24 |
| 🥇 | cane-mail shirt | 64 |
| #1037 | canteen of wine | 15 |
| #414 | capacitor relay | 28 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #31 | charged magnet | 3 |
| #401 | cheap elven gloves | 11 |
| #121 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 41 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #103 | cheer-o-gram | 5 |
| #14 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 10 |
| #26 | cheerful antler hat | 3 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #10 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| #119 | chintzy seal pendant | 10 |
| #180 | choco-Crimbot | 6 |
| #235 | chocolate bath ball | 4 |
| #333 | chocolate cigar | 5 |
| #86 | chocolate disco ball | 14 |
| #63 | chocolate filthy lucre | 174 |
| #184 | chocolate pasta spoon | 2 |
| #77 | chocolate saucepan | 12 |
| #128 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #121 | chocolate stolen accordion | 5 |
| #68 | chocolate turtle totem | 14 |
| #390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
| #136 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 15 |
| #383 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 28 |
| #221 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #21 | clockwork trench coat | 4 |
| #4 | clownskin harness | 584 |
| #72 | coconut bikini top | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #177 | corncob pipe | 9 |
| #131 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 5 |
| #8 | crotchety pants | 5 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #5 | crumpled felt fedora | 3 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #59 | crystallized memory | 4 |
| #307 | cup of infinite pencils | 4 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #20 | cursed eyepatch | 2 |
| #86 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #17 | debonair deboner | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| 🥈 | demonskin jacket | 920 |
| #28 | denim jacket | 46 |
| #67 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 7 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #39 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 13 |
| #449 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #212 | dill | 159 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #494 | donated booze | 2 |
| #442 | donated candy | 4 |
| #481 | donated food | 2 |
| #25 | double-barreled sling | 87 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #33 | drive-thru burger | 10 |
| #303 | duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #44 | duct tape dockers | 2 |
| 🥉 | duct tape shirt | 358 |
| #41 | duct tape sword | 3 |
| #1051 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #10 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 326 |
| #687 | easter egg balloon | 36 |
| #32 | eaves droppers | 11 |
| #179 | eggnog | 101 |
| #61 | electric pants | 7 |
| #35 | electronics kit | 91 |
| #307 | elven limbos gingerbread | 43 |
| #121 | elven cellocello | 66 |
| #474 | elven moonshine | 23 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
| #81 | elven suicide capsule | 91 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| 🥉 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 5,464 |
| #218 | epic wad | 2 |
| #1285 | evil teddy bear | 7 |
| #156 | executive mime flask | 7 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #30 | extremely wet T-shirt | 8 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
| #5 | fancy black tie | 2 |
| #157 | fancy chocolate | 16 |
| #1064 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #283 | fancy opera glasses | 15 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #5 | fancy tophat | 2 |
| #5 | fancy tuxedo pants | 2 |
| #1076 | felt | 8 |
| #83 | festive egg sac | 2 |
| #250 | festive holiday hat | 17 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #328 | fiery wing | 4 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #168 | filthy hippy poncho | 3 |
| #322 | fire | 18 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #96 | fitness wristband | 2 |
| #62 | flamin' bindle | 8 |
| #17 | flan del mar | 21 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #151 | floral print shirt | 2 |
| 🥇 | flowing hippy skirt | 1,650 |
| #54 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #204 | foetid seal tear | 22 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #56 | freezin' bindle | 8 |
| #25 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| 🥇 | fresh coat of paint | 1 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #41 | friendly cheez blob | 27 |
| #151 | frigid air mattress | 5 |
| #411 | frigid fudgepuck | 6 |
| #49 | frilly shirt | 11 |
| #137 | frozen banquet | 15 |
| #275 | frozen mushroom | 9 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #174 | fruitcake | 127 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #564 | fudge lily | 5 |
| #752 | fudgecule | 399 |
| #146 | funky dried mushroom | 90 |
| #74 | fuzzy busby | 39 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #105 | fuzzy earmuffs | 30 |
| #177 | fuzzy montera | 17 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #6 | gabardine garland | 2 |
| #5 | gabardine girdle | 2 |
| #5 | gabardine gunnysack | 3 |
| #36 | gallon of milk | 2 |
| #97 | gamma nog | 10 |
| #572 | garish pinky ring | 6 |
| #452 | gas balloon | 7 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #80 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #54 | genie's scimitar | 3 |
| #64 | genie's turbane | 2 |
| #283 | ghost cucumber | 149 |
| #110 | ghost of a necklace | 61 |
| #5 | ghost toga | 273 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #182 | gingerbread bugbear | 137 |
| #8 | gingerbread hoodie | 59 |
| #202 | gingerbread horror | 22 |
| #152 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #20 | gingham blouse | 19 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #8 | glass casserole dish | 7 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #148 | glob of green slime | 9 |
| #14 | gloomy black mushroom | 1,157 |
| #75 | gloomy mushroom wine | 9 |
| #52 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 3 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #169 | gold wedding ring | 56 |
| #62 | golden fleece | 8 |
| #210 | golden ring | 108 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #409 | googly eye | 33 |
| #290 | gooified animal matter | 2 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #37 | goth kid t-shirt | 129 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #985 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #831 | green gummi ingot | 8 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #48 | grimy lab coat | 16 |
| #31 | grinning turtle | 10 |
| #52 | groupie bra | 4 |
| #25 | grungy flannel shirt | 26 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #391 | gyroscope | 7 |
| #241 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #6 | hairshirt | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #103 | handful of confetti | 237 |
| #100 | handful of crafty noodles | 5 |
| #420 | handful of moss | 5 |
| #40 | handmade hobby horse | 4 |
| #21 | harem girl t-shirt | 49 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #36 | heart cozy | 15 |
| #375 | heart necklace | 17 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #34 | heart of the volcano | 106 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #116 | herringcello | 66 |
| #6 | hibernating Grimstone Golem | 1 |
| #181 | high-energy mining laser | 6 |
| #9 | hipposkin poncho | 74 |
| #8 | hobo dungarees | 2 |
| #11 | hobo stogie | 2 |
| #482 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #29 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 23 |
| #103 | hot coal | 1 |
| #122 | hot daub | 3 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #762 | hot wing | 25 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #647 | iGoogly | 25 |
| #763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 73 |
| #1062 | ice-cold Willer | 12 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #112 | imitation crab meat | 42 |
| #125 | immense cyborg hand | 15 |
| #196 | incense bath ball | 5 |
| #430 | incredibly creepy marionette | 8 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #356 | ion grid | 36 |
| #608 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 4 |
| #391 | iron pasta spoon | 15 |
| #108 | irradiated candy cane | 28 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #159 | jar of squeeze | 6 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #86 | jawbruiser | 22 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #11 | junk-mail shirt | 7 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #9 | kerosene-soaked skip | 1 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #145 | killing feather | 126 |
| #185 | kite | 43 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #405 | kneecapping stick | 35 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #971 | knuckle sandwich | 12 |
| #80 | lab-grown meat | 25 |
| #168 | laser-broiled pear | 45 |
| #39 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #15 | leftover Crimbo rations | 12 |
| #14 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 2 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #1450 | length of string | 3 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #323 | lewd playing card | 8 |
| #65 | licorice garrote | 22 |
| #302 | licorice root | 19 |
| #22 | liquid ice pack | 5 |
| #153 | little round pebble | 2 |
| #50 | live wire | 11 |
| #373 | loaded serum blowgun | 11 |
| #25 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 8 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #446 | logic synthesizer | 23 |
| #621 | lollipop stick | 24 |
| #85 | low-budget shield | 2 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #55 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #21 | lump of Brituminous coal | 2,347 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #287 | lunar isotope | 8 |
| #4 | lynyrdskin tunic | 33 |
| #8 | macaroni duck | 50 |
| #459 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 7 |
| #461 | mafia aria | 50 |
| #30 | mafia pinky ring | 7 |
| #28 | mafia thumb ring | 5 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #88 | mana curds | 15 |
| #62 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #40 | mana-coated yams | 4 |
| #23 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #147 | marionette collective | 5 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #281 | memory of a G | 2 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #269 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 2 |
| #39 | metal band T-shirt | 17 |
| #20 | midriff scrubs | 186 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #76 | mime army rations | 5 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #142 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #181 | mime soul fragment | 19 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #41 | miming boots | 2 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #42 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #4 | miming shirt | 15 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #26 | misfit dolly | 4 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #423 | molten brick | 2 |
| #12 | molten medallion | 2 |
| #596 | monomolecular yo-yo | 85 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #6 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 2 |
| #168 | motivational poster | 23 |
| #120 | muffled muffuletta | 4 |
| #294 | mulled cider | 5 |
| #356 | mummy costume | 17 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #303 | mylar scout drone | 16 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #200 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 8 |
| #378 | nanite-infested candy cane | 40 |
| #593 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #221 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 19 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #169 | nega-mushroom | 9 |
| #107 | neutron lollipop | 8 |
| #180 | night-vision goggles | 8 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #12 | office-supply crossbow | 77 |
| #28 | oily golden mushroom | 11 |
| #59 | oily mushroom wine | 9 |
| #137 | ojo de pez burrito | 3 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #651 | old sweatpants | 95 |
| #52 | oozenog | 34 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #41 | ornate picture frame | 80 |
| #149 | oversized fish scaler | 17 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #59 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #25 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #69 | pair of bolt cutters | 21 |
| #127 | palm-frond cloak | 2 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #994 | paperclip | 6 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #22 | parasitic claw | 7 |
| #25 | parasitic headgnawer | 4 |
| #17 | parasitic strangleworm | 5 |
| #21 | parasitic tentacles | 4 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| #587 | party hat | 2 |
| #148 | passable elf mask | 18 |
| #613 | patent leather shoes | 10 |
| #91 | penguin focaccia bread | 78 |
| #823 | penguin thesaurus | 7 |
| #417 | peppermint tailings | 4 |
| #90 | peppermint-scented socks | 4 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #80 | personalized coffee mug | 814 |
| #1109 | pet rock | 6 |
| #718 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 29 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #457 | petrified wood | 17 |
| #9 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 2 |
| #54 | pig-iron bracers | 3 |
| #61 | pig-iron helm | 3 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | pink pinkslip slip | 17 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #96 | pirate shirt | 21 |
| #26 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #141 | plastic Jefferson wings | 2 |
| #17 | plastic cup of beer | 131 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #118 | pocketwatch on a chain | 15 |
| #95 | poison pen | 11 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| 🥈 | pompadour'd puppy | 35 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #8 | porcelain phantom mask | 2 |
| 🥈 | porcelain plus-fours | 3 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #90 | portable corkscrew | 51 |
| #759 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #781 | possessed top | 7 |
| #441 | potted cactus | 4 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #11 | pottery club | 2 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #80 | powdered candy sushi set | 11 |
| #5 | praying Grim Brother | 1 |
| #200 | prehistoric spear | 19 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #94 | psychic's amulet | 10 |
| #92 | psychic's circlet | 11 |
| #108 | psychic's crystal ball | 4 |
| #100 | psychic's pslacks | 6 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #118 | pulsing flesh | 22 |
| #380 | pumpkinhead mask | 18 |
| #11 | punk rock jacket | 595 |
| #123 | pygmy adder oil | 12 |
| #168 | pygmy papers | 4 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #668 | quantum taco | 5 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #191 | radiation-resistant helmet | 6 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #325 | rag doll | 7 |
| #1003 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #240 | red ale | 4 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #4 | red coat | 230 |
| #833 | red gummi ingot | 8 |
| #211 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #8 | red shirt | 181 |
| #37 | red-and-green sweater | 73 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #21 | reflection of a map | 63 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #547 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 5 |
| #198 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 2 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #41 | rigid carapace | 58 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #265 | roboduck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #157 | robotronic egg | 152 |
| #160 | rogue swarmer | 151 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1335 | rubber emo roe | 10 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #30 | safety vest | 6 |
| 🥉 | saffron uttarasanga | 2 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #147 | sawblade fragment | 134 |
| #87 | sawblade shield | 41 |
| #79 | scintillating powder | 2 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #122 | scrap of shadow | 2 |
| #311 | scroll of pasta summoning | 47 |
| #23 | sea salt scrubs | 11 |
| #154 | seal-blubber candle | 30 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #66 | sealhide seal doll | 46 |
| #36 | sealhide snare | 65 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #41 | self-repairing earmuffs | 10 |
| #9 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 15 |
| #219 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 4 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #30 | shark jumper | 6 |
| #30 | sharpened hubcap | 2 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #9 | shining star cap | 2 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #33 | shoe ad T-shirt | 57 |
| #113 | short deposition | 10 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #219 | shredded hellseal hide | 26 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| #12 | silent I | 38 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #147 | silent M | 2 |
| #139 | silent O | 4 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #24 | silent W | 10 |
| #61 | silent X | 7 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #95 | silver salt-shaker | 2 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #25 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 74 |
| #330 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #104 | sleazy bindle | 6 |
| #79 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #149 | sleeping snowy owl | 27 |
| #316 | sleeping stocking | 9 |
| #319 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #4 | slime convention t-shirt | 280 |
| #365 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 10 |
| #376 | slimy sweetbreads | 7 |
| #638 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #84 | smart watch | 3 |
| #274 | smoking grass | 300 |
| #22 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #347 | sock monkey | 8 |
| #23 | soggy elf shoes | 2 |
| #57 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 8 |
| #56 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 12 |
| #7 | space blanket | 153 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #83 | spangly mariachi pants | 9 |
| #11 | spangly mariachi vest | 59 |
| #125 | spangly sombrero | 5 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #236 | spectre scepter | 125 |
| #27 | spirit bed | 3 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #121 | spirit gum | 37 |
| #82 | spirit mattress | 5 |
| #74 | spirit pillow | 6 |
| #810 | spooky bark | 5 |
| #132 | spooky bindle | 7 |
| #274 | spooky eggnog | 16 |
| #245 | spooky felt | 42 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #437 | spooky sap | 19 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #120 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 4 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #615 | squirming egg sac | 10 |
| #111 | stained mattress | 8 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #149 | stainless steel skullcap | 14 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #242 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #131 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 5 |
| #146 | stale cheer wine | 4 |
| #29 | stapler bear | 4 |
| #5 | star shirt | 122 |
| #239 | stinkin' bindle | 3 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #44 | straw hat | 7 |
| #69 | stray chihuahua | 26 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #68 | string of blue beads | 110 |
| #60 | string of green beads | 117 |
| #68 | string of red beads | 109 |
| #317 | stringy sinew | 32 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #768 | stuffed gray blob | 32 |
| #242 | stuffed martini | 39 |
| #128 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 7 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #722 | stuffing | 12 |
| #453 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 35 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #575 | sucker scaffold | 7 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥈 | sugar shirt | 1,760 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #573 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| #78 | supportive bra | 66 |
| #14 | surgical apron | 92 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #82 | sweet mochi ball | 25 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #33 | synthetic rock | 3 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #80 | tainted seal's blood | 5 |
| #143 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 3 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #523 | teddy bear | 12 |
| #871 | teddy borg | 8 |
| #65 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 2 |
| #8 | the finger | 58 |
| #673 | theoretical string | 16 |
| #227 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| #102 | third ear | 3 |
| #60 | throbbing rage gland | 5 |
| #64 | throwing wrench | 31 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #37 | tiny costume wardrobe | 2 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #607 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #503 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 4 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #109 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #475 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 7 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 7 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #155 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 7 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 7 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #134 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 2 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 6 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 4 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Professor What | 2 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 7 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #234 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 6 |
| #146 | tiny plastic animelf | 2 |
| #137 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 6 |
| #112 | tiny plastic fax machine | 4 |
| #195 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 7 |
| #107 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 4 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #125 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 7 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #157 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 7 |
| #71 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 7 |
| #107 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 7 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #99 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #174 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
| #464 | tooth | 9 |
| #478 | toothsome rock | 21 |
| #651 | top | 7 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #180 | torn hellseal sinew | 35 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #935 | toy crazy train | 8 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #573 | toy jet pack | 13 |
| #220 | toy maglev monorail | 6 |
| #835 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #609 | toy ray gun | 14 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #517 | toy space helmet | 16 |
| #247 | toy train | 9 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #41 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 20 |
| #92 | transdermal smoke patch | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #1327 | tree-eating kite | 14 |
| #92 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #91 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 13 |
| #133 | troll britches | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #130 | turtle pheromones | 45 |
| #10 | turtlemail hauberk | 18 |
| #18 | tuxedo shirt | 36 |
| #57 | twitching claw | 47 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #157 | una poca de gracia | 2 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #92 | universal biscuit | 20 |
| 🥉 | unrequired jacket | 149 |
| #430 | unstable DNA | 122 |
| #142 | unstable laser battery | 122 |
| #11 | untamable turtle | 37 |
| #24 | unusual disco ball | 28 |
| #86 | vampire collar | 26 |
| #782 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #307 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| 🥇 | velvet choker | 857 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| 🥈 | vesper | 3 |
| #148 | vibrating cyborg knife | 20 |
| #193 | vinegar | 188 |
| #119 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 35 |
| #520 | volcanic ash | 2 |
| #138 | voodoo glowskull | 6 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #110 | wad of cotton | 24 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #17 | wand of pigification | 55 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #117 | warbear bearserker potion | 12 |
| #369 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #14 | warbear blizzard mead | 27 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #224 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #16 | warbear feasting bread | 33 |
| #314 | warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #55 | warbear induction oven | 3 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #136 | warbear liquid overcoat | 11 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #162 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #107 | warbear requisition box | 56 |
| #354 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #122 | warbear wardance potion | 14 |
| #41 | warbear warrior bread | 12 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #551 | warbear whosit | 19 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #13 | whalebone corset | 162 |
| #98 | wheel | 30 |
| #99 | white Crimbo ball | 37 |
| #29 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 44 |
| #11 | white snakeskin duster | 104 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #12 | willowy bonnet | 3 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #386 | wolfman mask | 16 |
| #192 | wrench bracelet | 19 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #230 | wumpus hair | 7 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #651 | x-ray specs | 26 |
| #12 | yak anorak | 111 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #833 | yellow gummi ingot | 8 |
| #756 | yellow snowcone | 42 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #371 | yo | 26 |
| #164 | yule gruel | 2 |
| #95 | yule hatchet | 5 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |