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blik

Rank	Item	Quantity
#15	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	55
#83	37x37x37 puzzle cube	59
#63	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	14
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#74	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	3
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#15	ASCII shirt	219
#19	Abyssal ember	10
#9	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	8
#23	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	2
#8	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	4
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Guard	2
#34	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#9	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	4
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#9	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	8
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#19	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	4
#17	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	5
#14	Alice's Army Foil Page	5
#19	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	4
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#9	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	8
#9	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	8
#33	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	2
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#92	Amulet of Yendor	216
#662	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#535	Angelhair Culottes	2
#1965	Angry Farmer candy	2
#11	Apathargic Bandersnatch	3
#24	Argarggagarg's fang	27
#172	Asleep in the Cemetery	8
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#258	BGE merchandise order form	16
#363	BGE pocket calendar	2
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#14	Bag o' Tricks	3
#533	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#93	Barney's rake	3
#2032	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#191	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	14
#198	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#156	Blizzards I Have Died In	5
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#149	Bonerdagon necklace	60
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#111	Boss Bat bling	28
#296	Boss Bat britches	45
#87	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	154
#34	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	13
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	7
#58	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	7
#60	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	7
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#57	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	7
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#58	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	7
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#362	CRIMBCO mug	37
#101	CRIMBCO scrip	3,715
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#69	CRIMBCOIDS mints	26
#64	CRIMBCOLOAF	26
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#44	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#12	Clan pool table	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#20	Claw of the Infernal Seal	24
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#759	Codpiece of the Goblin King	10
#529	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#63	Cookbook of the Damned	8
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1042	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#36	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	2
#94	Crimbo candied pecan	341
#97	Crimbo fudge	357
#91	Crimbo peppermint bark	361
#753	Crimbo pie	1
#167	Crimbo wreath	4
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3012	Crimbuck	3
#21	Crown of Thrones	2
#297	Crown of the Goblin King	78
#16	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	20
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#14	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	28
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#74	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	203
#141	Drowsy Sword	131
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#137	Eau de Guaneau	4
#37	El Sombrero De Lopez	30
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#255	El Vibrato power sphere	4
#415	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#21	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	2
🥇	French slippers	1
#27	Frosty's arm	2
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#64	Frosty's frosty mug	29
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#14	Frosty's snowball sack	3
#180	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
#179	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	6
#45	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	8
#85	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#263	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	4
#54	Greatest American Pants	1
#409	Green Clover of Justice	5
#18	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	3
#426	Heimandatz's heart	4
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#254	Iron Beta of Industry	38
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#184	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	5
#879	Jocko Homo's head	2
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#63	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	253
#10	Kissin' Cousins	18
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#18	Krakrox's Loincloth	25
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#73	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	16
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#72	Lederhosen of the Night	16
#71	Let Me Be!	12
#12	Libram of BRICKOs	4
#24	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	3
#15	Libram of Divine Favors	3
#25	Libram of Love Songs	3
#7	Libram of Pulled Taffy	3
#243	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	100
#67	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	209
#67	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	870
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#27	Mayflower bouquet	2
#90	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	35
#18	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	142
#359	Microplushie: Bropane	29
#315	Microplushie: Dorkonide	11
#389	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	11
#362	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	6
#438	Microplushie: Gothochondria	16
#431	Microplushie: Hippylase	23
#354	Microplushie: Hipsterine	3
#427	Microplushie: Hobomosome	12
#397	Microplushie: Otakulone	29
#552	Microplushie: Raverdrine	9
#330	Microplushie: Sororitrate	29
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#138	Miniborg laser	4
#275	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#12	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	3
#7	Monster Manuel	1
#163	Mr. Accessory	1
#7	Mr. Eh?	2
#127	Mr. Haggis	16
#9	Mr. Joe's bangles	58
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#4	My Own Pen Pal kit	3
#83	Necrotelicomnicon	9
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#134	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	50
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#54	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	30
#21	Operation Patriot Shield	2
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#20	Order of the Silver Wossname	29
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#6	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	5
#87	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	21
#21	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#220	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	9
#103	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	11
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#243	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	6
#446	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	3
#241	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	6
#305	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	7
#254	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#106	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	11
#260	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	8
#262	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#163	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	11
#349	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	6
#171	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	11
#228	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	9
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#88	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#36	SPF 451 lip balm	52
#241	Safari Jack's moustache	6
#35	Scalp of Gorgolok	28
#6	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	3
#24	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	3
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#15	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	27
#12	Small Medium	3
#61	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	25
#17	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	3
#29	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	3
#101	Summer Nights	8
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#42	Tales from the Fireside	11
#92	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	22
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#197	The Art of Slapfighting	5
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#68	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	19
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#323	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	10
#10	The Groose in the Hoose	1
#60	The Joy of Wassailing	29
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#9	The Kloop in the Coop	1
#36	The Mariachi's guitar case	30
#9	The Necbromancer's Hat	2
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#15	The Necbromancer's Stein	2
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#101	The Ring	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#108	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	28
#5	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	3
#396	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	10
#333	Thwaitgold ant statuette	4
#220	Thwaitgold bee statuette	8
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#334	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	4
#892	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	5
#307	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	8
#504	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	9
#533	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	14
#115	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	7
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#33	Tome of Clip Art	3
#21	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	3
#129	Travels with Jerry	7
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#137	Typical Tavern swill	85
#121	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	9
#5	Uncle Hobo's belt	3
#8	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	2
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#16	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	2
#8	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	2
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#40	Wand of Nagamar	111
#1632	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#731	Yakisoba's hat	2
#261	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	2
#330	Yellow Moon of Compassion	10
#150	Ze™ goggles	21
#24	Zim Merman's guitar	26
#132	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	9
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#29	Zombo's shield	3
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#11	a cute angel	3
#111	actual reality goggles	20
#34	adorable seal larva	27
#8	adventurer clone egg	3
#52	aerated diving helmet	5
#111	airblaster gun	19
#67	ancient cursed foot locker	5
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#634	anniversary gift box	6
#1061	anticheese	1
#62	antique bottle opener	11
#162	antique painting of a landscape	5
#151	antique pair of blue jeans	5
#930	antique record album	1
#152	antique souvenir drawing	5
#181	asbestos crossbow	4
#172	asbestos crossbow string	1
#188	asbestos staff	3
#171	asbestos stick	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1082	astronaut pants	5
🥈	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	2
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#47	bad penguin egg	2
#386	badass belt	110
#95	bag of airline peanuts	234
#57	bag of lard	16
#200	balloon monkey	9
#18	baneful bandolier	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#168	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	9
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#18	beaten-up Chucks	24
#62	bed of coals	9
#19	beer-a-pult	14
#9	beholed bedsheet	39
#474	bejeweled cufflinks	8
#559	bi-lateral logic compressor	4
#43	big boom	54
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#66	black candy heart	222
#95	black eyedrops	8
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#935	black plastic oyster egg	4
#846	black polka-dot oyster egg	5
#112	black snowcone	34
#98	black spot	8
#659	black striped oyster egg	8
#66	black-and-blue light	850
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#158	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	35
#563	blue paisley oyster egg	7
#71	blue plasma ball	836
#859	blue plastic oyster egg	5
#1001	blue polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#19	bottle of Mystic Shell	59
#17	bottle of antifreeze	47
#430	bottle of goofballs	59
#49	bottle of pirate juice	13
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#19	box of bear arms	2
#3024	box of sunshine	28
#174	brick	210
#114	broken carburetor	2
#106	bronze breastplate	19
#1627	buckyball	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#121	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
#626	can of Binarrrca	14
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#25	can of spinach	79
#18	candy cornucopia	3
#410	candy stake	14
#111	canteen of wine	183
#809	capacitor relay	11
#1278	carbon nanotube frame	5
#24	cast-iron legacy paddle	11
#22	chamoisole	3
#102	cheap elven gloves	31
#67	cheap studded belt	856
#52	chintzy accordion pin	12
#85	chintzy disco ball pendant	11
#144	chintzy noodle ring	7
#206	chintzy saucepan earring	4
#146	chintzy seal pendant	8
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#17	chrome crossbow	24
#162	chrome crossbow string	1
#283	chrome staff	2
#105	chrome sword	8
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#111	clown hammer	210
#23	club necklace	111
#236	comfy coffin	5
#6	commemorative war stein	7,376
#593	computronic processing unit	4
#120	confusing LED clock	63
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#19	corncob pipe	49
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#22	cotton candy cocoon	3
#17	crystallized memory	8
#18	cup of infinite pencils	38
#36	cursed breeches	1
#27	cursed cutlass	2
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#12	cursed piece of thirteen	72
#919	cyborg doll	1
#126	cyborg stompin' boot	11
#35	cyclops eyedrops	34
#68	cymbal syrup	209
#6	deactivated nanobots	3
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#95	defective skull	225
#1686	delicious salad	2
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#43	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	7
#18	depleted uranium seal figurine	20
#1151	designer handbag	1
#19	diamond necklace	132
#140	digital key lime pie	9
#385	distilled fortified wine	6
#358	divine champagne flute	11
#93	donkey flipbook	8
#258	drywall axe	53
#626	duct tape	48
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#1133	easter egg balloon	22
#23	effluvious emerald	91
#173	elven limbos gingerbread	68
#87	elven moonshine	102
#102	elven socks	32
#77	elven whittling knife	2
#41	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	319
#19	enchanted leopard-print barbell	45
#207	enchanted muesli	1
#84	encoder ring	207
#503	evil googly eye	9
#103	explosion-flavored chewing gum	230
#67	extra-greasy slider	40
#44	facsimile dictionary	144
#19	fairy-worn boots	3
#62	fake blood	17
#117	fake fake vomit	223
#111	fake hand	218
#226	fancy but probably evil chocolate	20
#216	fancy chocolate car	14
#74	fancy opera glasses	51
🥉	fancy seashell necklace	6,886
#1747	felt	3
#89	festive holiday hat	35
#9	fetid feather	2,241
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#79	filth-encrusted futon	8
#1081	filthy lucre	22
#53	[2426]fire flower	22
#45	flamin' bindle	10
#9	flaming feather	2,400
#64	flavored foot massage oil	819
#10	flirtatious feather	1,614
#24	floaty inverse geode	6
#416	floaty pebbles	1
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
🥇	floaty sand	9,077
#14	floaty stone sphere	3
#56	foam dart	899
#497	foam noodle	1
#14	frayed rope belt	48
#100	freezerburned ice cube	3
#117	freezin' bindle	5
#808	friendly cheez blob	3
#7	frightful feather	3,026
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#7	frozen feather	2,555
#42	fudgecule	57,698
#63	fumble formula	1
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#201	garish pinky ring	22
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#156	giant designer sunglasses	27
#91	giant discarded bottlecap	48
#239	giant discarded plastic fork	38
#46	giant discarded torn-up glove	74
#13	giant driftwood sculpture	38
#47	giant glass of brandy	9
#60	giant pinky ring	187
#79	gilded ancient cursed chest	4
#182	gilded ancient cursed key	1
#292	gingerbread horror	17
#110	gingerbread house	5
#1884	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#39	glacial sapphire	30
#723	gloomy black mushroom	4
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#60	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	2
#14	glowing frisbee	3
#229	gold toothbrush	1
#83	golden ring	207
#123	gray bow tie	45
#6	grisly shield	1
#2479	grue egg	8
#167	grue egg omelette	20
#138	guitar pick	37
#80	guy made of bee pollen	43
#106	haggis socks	28
#94	haggis-infused soap	61
#102	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	38
#150	haiku katana	1
#161	hamethyst	45
#139	hand grenegg	1
#262	handful of confetti	135
#17	heart necklace	146
#212	heart of the volcano	33
#878	heart-shaped balloon	3
#7	hibernating robot reindeer	3
#184	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#27	hobo stogie	1
#160	holiday log	1
#75	home robotics kit	37
#4	hungover chauvinist pig	1
#1588	immense cyborg hand	3
#29	infant sandworm	2
#577	inflatable duck	1
#14	invisible bag	34
#569	irradiated candy cane	7
#27	irradiated pet snacks	27
#79	jar of fermented pickle juice	31
#80	jawbruiser	23
#111	jazz soap	212
#90	joybuzzer	249
#9	jug of Gnomochloric acid	48
#99	kickback cookbook	6
#45	killing feather	316
#125	knuckle sandwich	194
#123	laser-broiled pear	59
#484	lavender paisley oyster egg	7
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#359	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	8
#406	lavender striped oyster egg	6
#48	leftover Crimbo rations	4
#253	lewd playing card	10
#192	linoleum crossbow	4
#437	linoleum staff	1
#340	linoleum sword	2
#40	little box of fireworks	2
#4	live lobster	1,559
#25	llama lama cria	3
#16	longhaired hippy wig	25
#170	lost key	2
#24	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	4
#19	lucky bottlecap	38
#1424	macaroni duck	1
#938	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
#89	magical ice cube with a fly in it	231
#80	magicberry tablets	71
#91	magnetic sculpture kit	21
#248	makeshift cape	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#16	malevolent medallion	1
#236	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#12	massive sitar	41
#727	mauve paisley oyster egg	4
#619	mauve plastic oyster egg	6
#461	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	7
#971	mauve striped oyster egg	4
#29	miniature antlers	3
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
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#8	moveable feast	3
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#7	mutant gila monster egg	10
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#35	naughty origami kit	2
#467	obsidian dagger	38
#373	off-white paisley oyster egg	6
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#77	off-white striped oyster egg	32
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#1616	oozenog	3
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#16	orange peel hat	21
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#41	oversized fish scaler	50
#16	pack of KWE trading card	124
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#492	party hat	3
#81	passable elf mask	29
#220	patent leather shoes	30
#390	peanut brittle shield	7
#130	penguin thesaurus	46
#8	perfectly ordinary frog	1
#16	pernicious cudgel	1
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#42	personal massager	821
#73	personalized coffee mug	852
#89	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	235
#76	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	272
#104	petrified time	4
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🥈	phial of hotness	6
🥈	phial of sleaziness	8
#85	pile of loose snow	2
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#102	pipe wrench	1
#18	pirate fledges	4
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#323	plain brown wrapper	1
#5	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	3
🥈	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	6
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#4	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	4
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#65	polka-dot bow tie	9
#238	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	3
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#155	pool torpedo	7
#493	pork elf goodies sack	13
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#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
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#88	pulsing flesh	27
#159	pumpkinhead mask	57
#84	radio button candy	13
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#340	really dense meat stack	19
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
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#106	rigid carapace	27
#543	ring of aggravate monster	9
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#106	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	1
#1060	robotronic egg	25
#4	rockfish stomach	1,451
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#46	rogue swarmer	353
#108	roll of toilet paper	1,008
#16	rubber WWBD? bracelet	142
#21	rubber WWJD? bracelet	126
#18	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	125
#17	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	144
#140	rubber emo roe	201
#70	rusty chain necklace	46
#19	sane hatrack	3
#41	sawblade fragment	342
#174	sawblade shield	20
#56	scented massage oil	31
#45	seal-brain elixir	66
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#68	sealhide gloves	1
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#77	shrinking powder	7
#112	silver shrimp fork	19
#126	simple ancient cursed key	2
#332	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
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#18	slime-covered lantern	1
#34	slime-covered necklace	1
#33	slime-covered shovel	1
#35	slime-covered speargun	1
#108	smoldering box	1
#15	smudged alchemical recipe	81
#132	soggy used band-aid	6
#83	solid baconstone earring	1
#78	solid baconstone necklace	1
#101	solid baconstone ring	1
#231	solid gold bowling ball	82
#23	spade necklace	147
#668	spark plug earring	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
#1033	spectre scepter	30
#71	spooky bindle	10
#468	spooky eggnog	11
#420	spooky felt	23
#23	spooky rattling cigar box	3
#488	spooky stuffing	11
#320	spooky toy wheel	15
#606	spooky wooden block	11
#24	squamous polyp	2
#362	stained mattress	3
#135	stainless steel scarf	17
#34	stainless steel shillelagh	32
#103	stainless steel skullcap	16
#197	stainless steel slacks	13
#93	stainless steel solitaire	16
#34	stainless steel suspenders	40
#37	star crossbow	43
#51	star hat	45
#55	star key lime pie	25
#309	star staff	1
#31	steamy ruby	82
#64	stick-on eyebrow piercing	857
#23	stinkin' bindle	14
#70	stinky cheese ball	1
#54	stray chihuahua	29
#161	string of Crimbo lights	4
#104	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	262
#38	stuffed Cheshire bitten	487
#25	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	688
#112	stuffed Meat	277
#2345	stuffed alien blob	2
#46	stuffed angry cow	542
#35	stuffed astral badger	657
#38	stuffed baby gravy fairy	702
#40	stuffed cocoabo	602
#1025	stuffed crazy bastard sword	5
#35	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	652
#34	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	709
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#34	stuffed hand turkey	669
#54	stuffed key	517
#1679	stuffed martini	2
#35	stuffed mind flayer	669
#119	stuffed mink	265
#111	stuffed monocle	270
#36	stuffed scary death orb	652
#36	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	695
#54	stuffed snowy owl	472
#32	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	686
#55	stuffed spooky mushroom	137
#28	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	659
#121	stuffed teddy butler	253
#110	stuffed tin of caviar	273
#62	stuffed treasure chest	493
#33	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	695
#13	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	3
#74	sturdy Crimbo crate	243
#123	stylish swimsuit	26
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#56	sucker scaffold	163
#278	sucker tachi	1
#19	suspicious stocking	2
#285	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#45	tawdry amethyst	40
#1316	teddy bear	3
#48	teeny-tiny magic scroll	11
#468	tequila grenade	4
#1254	theoretical string	3
#57	thermos of brew	7
#85	throbbing rage gland	4
#60	tin cup of mulligan stew	17
#17	tiny costume wardrobe	3
#98	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	6
#364	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	19
#501	tiny plastic Axe Wound	14
#567	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	8
#774	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	6
#49	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	6
#41	tiny plastic Big Candy	6
#256	tiny plastic Black Knight	24
#787	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	6
#308	tiny plastic Boss Bat	13
#70	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	6
#886	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	20
#59	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	5
#85	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	6
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2306	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#261	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	5
#91	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	6
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#169	tiny plastic Felonia	22
#48	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	6
#292	tiny plastic G Imp	21
#61	tiny plastic GORM-8	3
#738	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	10
#330	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	20
#460	tiny plastic Hellion	15
#515	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	14
#59	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	3
#433	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	10
#590	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	12
#365	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	18
#255	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	25
#388	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	17
#28	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	2
#47	tiny plastic MechaElf	6
#153	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	6
#64	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	6
#577	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	12
#376	tiny plastic Protagonist	18
#272	tiny plastic Scream Queen	5
#326	tiny plastic Spam Witch	19
#245	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	26
#366	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	12
#425	tiny plastic The Man	10
#61	tiny plastic Toybot	3
#290	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	23
#1808	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#45	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	6
#434	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	16
#53	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	6
#699	tiny plastic accordion thief	7
#303	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	5
#477	tiny plastic angry bugbear	15
#1203	tiny plastic angry goat	15
#423	tiny plastic anime smiley	16
#52	tiny plastic animelf	6
#583	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	12
#363	tiny plastic astronomer	18
#731	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	24
#849	tiny plastic barrrnacle	21
#395	tiny plastic beanbat	17
#989	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	5
#829	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	21
#406	tiny plastic blooper	16
#439	tiny plastic brainsweeper	16
#335	tiny plastic briefcase bat	19
#136	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	6
#1290	tiny plastic cocoabo	14
#730	tiny plastic coffee pixie	23
#41	tiny plastic colollilossus	6
#505	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	9
#287	tiny plastic cubist bull	22
#322	tiny plastic demoninja	20
#2689	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#375	tiny plastic drunk goat	18
#152	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	6
#73	tiny plastic fax machine	6
#609	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	12
#355	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	19
#345	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	19
#385	tiny plastic fruit golem	17
#935	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	19
#986	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	18
#1048	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	17
#363	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	18
#317	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	5
#334	tiny plastic goth giant	19
#737	tiny plastic grue	23
#443	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	15
#577	tiny plastic hermit	8
#67	tiny plastic hobo elf	6
#1215	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	15
#912	tiny plastic killer bee	19
#375	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	18
#1222	tiny plastic leprechaun	15
#939	tiny plastic levitating potato	19
#442	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	15
#990	tiny plastic mosquito	18
#153	tiny plastic mutant elf	6
#536	tiny plastic ninja snowman	14
#479	tiny plastic pastamancer	9
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#901	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	19
#694	tiny plastic sauceror	7
#483	tiny plastic scary clown	15
#1033	tiny plastic seal clubber	5
#521	tiny plastic senile lihc	13
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#316	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	21
#534	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	13
#1053	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	17
#327	tiny plastic spooky vampire	20
#1151	tiny plastic stab bat	16
#966	tiny plastic star starfish	18
#91	tiny plastic stocking mimic	6
#139	tiny plastic strand of DNA	6
#597	tiny plastic taco cat	12
#52	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	6
#402	tiny plastic topiary golem	16
#45	tiny plastic trollipop	6
#635	tiny plastic turtle tamer	8
#302	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	22
#66	tiny plastic warbear	3
#60	tiny plastic warbear fortress	3
#826	tiny plastic warwelf	9
#530	tiny plastic whitesnake	13
#499	tiny plastic zmobie	14
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#194	tourmalime	37
#86	towel	94
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#899	toy deathbot	1
#178	toy hoverpad	126
#976	toy jet pack	6
#1282	toy mercenary	3
#941	toy ray gun	8
#1439	toy space helmet	3
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#425	trilobite fossil	10
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#185	tropical wrapping paper	5
#14	tube sock	22
#82	twitching claw	38
#96	unearthed potsherd	46
#64	unearthly onyx	26
#550	unstable DNA	98
#33	unstable laser battery	310
#446	untamable turtle	5
#1543	unusual disco ball	1
#1166	useless powder	25
#151	valuable trinket	661
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#45	vibrating cyborg knife	44
#329	vitachoconutriment capsule	18
#49	voodoo snuff	31
#88	wang	77
#474	water wings	1
#152	watered-down Red Minotaur	4
#102	whoopie cushion	222
#105	wind-up chattering teeth	225
#7	witch hat	46
#106	wok lobster	1
#187	wolfman mask	44
#1221	wooden block	1
#332	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#9	wreath of laurels	38
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#103	x-ray specs	197
#852	yellow paisley oyster egg	3
#262	yellow plastic oyster egg	20
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#120	yellow snowcone	213
#364	yellow striped oyster egg	7
#341	yeti fur	515
#21	yuletide troll chrysalis	3

Wow, that's 144,682 items total!

what items are this player missing?