| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #376 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #534 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #911 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #740 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #162 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 6 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #528 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #70 | Comet Pop | 2 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #323 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 4 |
| #1237 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #942 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #1171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| 🥇 | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #999 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #168 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 97 |
| #174 | Knob Goblin tongs | 108 |
| #162 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 6 |
| #200 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 154 |
| #550 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #526 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #836 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 32 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #114 | Red Roger's reliquary | 2 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #196 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 8 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 3 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #407 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 21 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #657 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #52 | acceptable bagel | 12 |
| #456 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2226 | badass belt | 23 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #82 | beery blood | 1 |
| #225 | big rock | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #320 | boulder | 1 |
| #147 | bowl of cottage cheese | 215 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #433 | bunny liver | 11 |
| #671 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #156 | chef's hat | 93 |
| #247 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #328 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #206 | chintzy saucepan earring | 4 |
| #370 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #216 | chintzy turtle brooch | 4 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #97 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 7 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1515 | duct tape | 8 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| 🥇 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 540 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #724 | figurine of a charred seal | 2 |
| #720 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #333 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #412 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #88 | government requisition form | 6 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #235 | guard turtle shell | 9 |
| #682 | handful of confetti | 60 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #26 | hunk of granite | 97 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #150 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #298 | lesser grodulated violet | 6 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #766 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #41 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #83 | mugcake | 200 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #94 | mysterious present | 5 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #767 | old sweatpants | 76 |
| #184 | orange candygram | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #155 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #241 | sack lunch | 3 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #28 | shovelful of dirt | 99 |
| #459 | shredded hellseal hide | 7 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #82 | snailmail bits | 6 |
| #328 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #586 | spectre scepter | 56 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #99 | strongness elixir | 112 |
| #1001 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 42 |
| #806 | stuffed Meat | 58 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #827 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1115 | stuffed key | 37 |
| #501 | stuffed martini | 17 |
| #1037 | stuffed mink | 42 |
| #1243 | stuffed monocle | 33 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #1115 | stuffed teddy butler | 39 |
| #1262 | stuffed tin of caviar | 33 |
| #1146 | stuffed treasure chest | 35 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #745 | toast | 1,011 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #448 | torn hellseal sinew | 7 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #211 | turtlemail bits | 8 |
| #161 | unidentified drink | 1 |
| #2122 | unstable DNA | 3 |
| #721 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #618 | useless powder | 151 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #388 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 25 |
| #153 | viking helmet | 107 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
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| #1014 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
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| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
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| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |