| #11 | Überraschthexengebräu | 147 |
| #25 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 1 |
| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #32 | "caramel" orange | 72 |
| #16 | 1,970 carat gold | 946 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #10 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1,391 |
| #27 | 4-dimensional fez | 10 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A muse-bouche | 168 |
| #10 | ASCII fu manchu | 178 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #9 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 168 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #6 | Ancient Protector Soda | 105 |
| #439 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #539 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #867 | BGE shotglass | 7 |
| #11 | BRICKO stud | 342 |
| #7 | BUBBLE GUM | 196 |
| #298 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #7 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 154 |
| #7 | Boltsmann ID badge | 7 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #4 | Boulevardier cocktail | 121 |
| #17 | Bowl of Infinite Jelly | 1 |
| #80 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1 |
| #569 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #38 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #7 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 93 |
| #5 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 201 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #60 | CSA discount card | 237 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #9 | Charity's choker | 193 |
| #116 | Cheer-Up soda | 5 |
| #37 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 2 |
| #44 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #33 | Chroner | 2,682 |
| #43 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 2 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #7 | Congressional Medal of Insanity | 1 |
| #1370 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #72 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #8 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 181 |
| #282 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 7 |
| #55 | Crimbo candied pecan | 672 |
| #88 | Crimbo crystal shards | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbo dinner | 15 |
| #38 | Crimbo food scraps | 319 |
| #95 | Crimbo fudge | 368 |
| #55 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 606 |
| #70 | Crimbo pie | 63 |
| #532 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #69 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 61 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #93 | Crimbosmopolitan | 7 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #312 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #317 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbow Rainbo | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #18 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 88 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 2 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 2 |
| #115 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 2 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 2 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 2 |
| #150 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 32 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 2 |
| #38 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 2 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 2 |
| #37 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #294 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 3 |
| #65 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 2 |
| #26 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 2 |
| #107 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 2 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 2 |
| #64 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 2 |
| #21 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 2 |
| #64 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 2 |
| #914 | Crimbuck | 799 |
| #21 | D roll | 415 |
| 🥉 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 186 |
| #8 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 185 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #43 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #51 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #103 | Elf Army machine parts | 19 |
| #51 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #66 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 2 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #25 | Elf Guard MPC | 8,363 |
| #26 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 2 |
| #23 | Elf Guard broom | 2 |
| #28 | Elf Guard clipboard | 2 |
| #74 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 2 |
| #100 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 2 |
| #45 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 2 |
| #33 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 2 |
| #82 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #59 | Elf Guard hotpants | 2 |
| #51 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 2 |
| #68 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 2 |
| #74 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #73 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #57 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 2 |
| #70 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 7 |
| #31 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #9 | Elf Guard safety bear | 22 |
| #30 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 2 |
| #51 | Elf Guard strategic map | 2 |
| #54 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #130 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 2 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Elvish underarmor | 2 |
| #7 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 197 |
| #8 | Enchanted Plunger | 167 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | 1 |
| #10 | Fitspiration™ poster | 189 |
| #8 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 97 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #11 | Fu Manchu Wax | 227 |
| 🥉 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 76,050 |
| #7 | Gearhead Goo | 201 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #8 | Gnollish Crossdress | 172 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #994 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #52 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #41 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #40 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #7 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #57 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| 🥇 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 2 |
| #62 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | How to Play Othello | 89 |
| #63 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #10 | Iceberglar scarf | 197 |
| #25 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 355 |
| #8 | Illuminati earpiece | 178 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #42 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #33 | Iron Beta of Industry | 232 |
| #90 | Jamaican coffee | 2 |
| #880 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #65 | Kelflar vest | 2 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #9 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 260 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #25 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 105 |
| #8 | Kudzu slaw | 162 |
| #70 | LIDAR candle | 1 |
| #16 | LOLmec statuette | 5 |
| #32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
| #25 | LOV Elephant | 5 |
| #5 | Leonard's glasses | 267 |
| #11 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 189 |
| #67 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 2 |
| #80 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 4 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mallomarbles | 201 |
| #10 | Mansquito's blood | 171 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #32 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 205 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #6 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 205 |
| #13 | Mr. Big's Wallet | 1 |
| #71 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #54 | My First Art of War | 14 |
| #32 | My First Paycheck envelope | 2 |
| #10 | Mysterious Black Box | 382 |
| #10 | Mysterious Blue Box | 381 |
| #13 | Mysterious Green Box | 381 |
| #10 | Mysterious Red Box | 388 |
| #31 | New Zealand iced tea | 353 |
| #44 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 101 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #8 | Osk'r Chow | 188 |
| #6 | Othello's dagger | 46 |
| #6 | Othello's handkerchief | 39 |
| #5 | Othello's military jacket | 43 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #21 | Putrid Pendant | 2 |
| #176 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #7 | Red Army camouflage kit | 608 |
| #9 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 185 |
| #23 | Ring of Fire | 4 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #7 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 191 |
| #49 | Roman sadnals | 9 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #6 | Scuba Snack | 171 |
| #58 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Shivering Chèvre | 351 |
| #6 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 303 |
| #9 | Smart Bone Dust | 192 |
| #14 | Sogg-Os | 19 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #84 | Spirit of Christmas | 1 |
| #87 | Spirit of Easter | 1 |
| #81 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #85 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 1 |
| #81 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| #11 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 5 |
| #16 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 47 |
| #106 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #15 | Stone Golem pebbles | 331 |
| #53 | Strix stix | 73 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #44 | Swedish coffee | 2 |
| #114 | TI-9000 calculator | 17 |
| #72 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 272 |
| #119 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 152 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #60 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 311 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 416 |
| #51 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Author's inkwell | 174 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #54 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Superconductor's CPU | 2 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #707 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #1207 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 90 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #408 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 4 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #57 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 25 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #582 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #811 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1954 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #47 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 234 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #22 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 13 |
| #36 | Trainbot circuitry | 200 |
| #72 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #23 | Trainbot linkages | 189 |
| #76 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #23 | Trainbot optics | 196 |
| #21 | Trainbot plating | 187 |
| #40 | Trainbot radar monocle | 2 |
| #27 | Trainbot servomotors | 199 |
| #57 | Trainbot slag | 122 |
| #27 | Trainbot tubing | 187 |
| #46 | Twelve Night Energy | 20 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #149 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #33 | Unspeakable Earring | 2 |
| 🥉 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 95 |
| #9 | Wet Russian | 31 |
| #8 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 224 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #252 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #746 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #15 | Yorick | 3 |
| #194 | Z-Bone steak | 2 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #7 | adobe abacus | 1 |
| #10 | adobe abaya | 1 |
| #8 | adobe adze | 1 |
| #10 | adobe arsecover | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ascot | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| #552 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #10 | alien autoautopsy kit | 171 |
| #4 | alien gemstone | 653 |
| #7 | alien hologram projector | 181 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #28 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 2 |
| #383 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 14 |
| #19 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1,796 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #80 | antique Canadian lantern | 2 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #17 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #22 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 252 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #10 | assassin's cheese knife | 161 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #55 | automa-bot parts | 473 |
| #34 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #45 | baby rigging snake | 2 |
| #15 | baconstone | 489 |
| #85 | baconstone earring | 2 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #20 | bag of foreign bribes | 40 |
| #4 | bag of park garbage | 873,578 |
| #9 | bag of random words | 181 |
| #7 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 185 |
| #5 | baked stuffing | 19 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #78 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #7 | baloney rotgut | 192 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #20 | banjo kazoo mount | 15 |
| #413 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #43 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #8 | barrel beryl | 53 |
| #15 | barrel beryl choker | 1 |
| #9 | barrel beryl nose ring | 2 |
| #14 | barrel beryl ring | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #49 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 21 |
| #7 | batarang | 212 |
| #692 | battered Crimbo Crate | 12 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #10 | beaver punch (cherry) | 24 |
| #6 | beaver punch (papaya) | 30 |
| #8 | beaver punch (peach) | 28 |
| #150 | beavermouth | 33 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #23 | begpwnia | 594 |
| #34 | beige clambroth marble | 2 |
| #126 | bejeweled accordion strap | 2 |
| #148 | bejeweled cufflinks | 26 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #12 | big rock | 1,900 |
| #583 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #103 | birdbone corset | 3 |
| #14 | black Crimbo ball | 4,761 |
| #7 | black friar's tonsure | 439 |
| #68 | black gold | 14 |
| #8 | black magic powder | 414 |
| #41 | black pension check | 586 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #23 | blob of acid | 196 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| 🥈 | blood flower | 15,428 |
| #8 | blue grass | 523 |
| #85 | blue money bag | 4 |
| #17 | blue oyster badge | 337 |
| 🥇 | blue tulip | 238 |
| #30 | boiling hot cocoa | 2 |
| #895 | bone chips | 2 |
| #8 | booby trap | 147 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #19 | bottle of Crimbognac | 44 |
| #7 | bottle of Red-Out | 165 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #13 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 30 |
| #43 | bottle of goofballs | 337 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #8 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1,774 |
| #61 | bowl of mernudo | 26 |
| #319 | box of sunshine | 1,285 |
| #99 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #147 | bread man | 4 |
| #29 | bread pie | 151 |
| #10 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 1 |
| #13 | brigand brittle | 1,819 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #8 | bronze polish | 175 |
| #88 | brown crock marble | 7 |
| #36 | brown pirate pants | 2 |
| #6 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 737 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #9 | bucket of fish juice | 304 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #6 | bull blubber | 204 |
| #34 | bumblebee marble | 4 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #5 | button rouge | 598 |
| #6 | cabooze | 45 |
| #23 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #7 | can of drain cleaner | 194 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| 🥉 | candied almond | 197 |
| #46 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #62 | candied lime | 2 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #10 | candy cane | 9,694 |
| #15 | candy cigarette | 238 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #38 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #156 | candy harmonica | 4 |
| #29 | candy rations | 3 |
| #10 | candy stake | 1,905 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #90 | cannonbomb | 2 |
| #40 | canteen of eggnog | 2 |
| #48 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #7 | captured boozles | 166 |
| #8 | carton of gaspers | 189 |
| #10 | catfish whiskers | 116 |
| #7 | censored can label | 186 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #49 | chakra malt | 10 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| 🥇 | charisma potion | 1,139 |
| #8 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 171 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #48 | cheer-o-gram | 17 |
| #107 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #10 | chest of "pirate gold" | 16 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chapeau | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #9 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| #6 | child-sized dracula cloak | 199 |
| #221 | choco-Crimbot | 3 |
| #37 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 3 |
| #50 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #8 | chocomotive | 38 |
| #58 | cinnamon machine oil | 237 |
| #63 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 16 |
| #30 | clear Russian | 140 |
| #45 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #42 | cloning kit | 68 |
| #8 | clove-flavored lip balm | 210 |
| #34 | clovermint | 1 |
| #7 | coal contact lenses | 170 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #234 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 7 |
| #25 | commemorative war stein | 2,597 |
| #37 | compounded experience | 16 |
| #7 | compressed air canister | 150 |
| #72 | coney haunch | 7 |
| #8 | conjured ice cream | 194 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #18 | cookie cookie | 26 |
| #28 | cool hot cocoa | 5 |
| 🥉 | coping juice | 81 |
| #8 | corned beet | 13 |
| #6 | costume rental shop | 183 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #71 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 26 |
| #11 | creepy nursery rhyme | 163 |
| #8 | crident | 207 |
| #18 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 31 |
| #19 | crystal Crimbo platter | 25 |
| #81 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 1 |
| #9 | cube of ectoplasm | 184 |
| #70 | cubic zirconia | 24 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #202 | cylindrical mold | 6 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #7 | damp bar rag | 209 |
| #9 | dancing fan | 279 |
| #29 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #72 | dark chocolate egg | 7 |
| #14 | dark hamethyst ring | 3 |
| #18 | dark porquoise ring | 2 |
| #123 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #24 | death blossom | 34 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #11 | delicious star salad | 19 |
| #12 | demonic surgical gloves | 151 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #65 | denim jacket | 1 |
| #77 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 6 |
| #9 | devil-summoning hat | 189 |
| #23 | deviled candy egg | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #146 | digital key lime | 3 |
| #57 | digital key lime pie | 28 |
| #9 | diluted makeup | 293 |
| #22 | discarded swimming trunks | 22 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #9 | disposable lighter | 181 |
| #7 | dog ointment | 88 |
| #5 | dollar-sign bag | 2,966 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #319 | donated booze | 21 |
| #46 | donated candy | 610 |
| #189 | donated food | 56 |
| #7 | dream of a dog | 26 |
| #44 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 288 |
| #7 | drinks tray | 181 |
| #19 | drive-thru burger | 20 |
| #17 | droll monocle | 73 |
| #11 | droppable microphone | 9 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #8 | duct tape wallet | 922 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #95 | eXtreme nose ring | 3 |
| #6 | ear poison | 1,648 |
| #10 | ectoplasm au jus | 191 |
| #119 | effluvious emerald | 14 |
| #28 | egg gun | 1 |
| #138 | eggnog | 128 |
| #137 | eggwater | 4 |
| #10 | eldritch dough | 166 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #8 | electric copperhead potion | 359 |
| #63 | electric pants | 7 |
| #429 | electrical thingamabob | 4 |
| #63 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #4 | embezzler's oil | 155,356 |
| #392 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 28 |
| #14 | enchanted muesli | 192 |
| #124 | ert grey goo ring | 5 |
| #237 | executive mime flask | 3 |
| #33 | extremely confusing manual | 13 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #6 | eyebrow lifter | 182 |
| #995 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #111 | fancy chocolate | 20 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #204 | fancy seashell necklace | 75 |
| #9 | fat stacks of cash | 89,547 |
| #5 | fat wallet | 3,221 |
| #16 | felt | 467 |
| #118 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #48 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #7 | filthy armor | 265 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #8 | filthy monkey head | 232 |
| #9 | fireclutch | 234 |
| #54 | fishelada | 46 |
| #10 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #7 | flapper floppers | 2 |
| #11 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 186 |
| #73 | flask of egggrog | 2 |
| #234 | flask of mining oil | 3 |
| #18 | flask of rainwater | 268 |
| #147 | flask of tainted mining oil | 52 |
| #39 | flat cider | 2 |
| #24 | flayed mind | 194 |
| #51 | fleshy putty | 42 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #15 | flour cookie | 24 |
| #214 | foam noodle | 6 |
| #20 | foam pistol | 5 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #10 | forest spirit rattle | 195 |
| #27 | fortifying hot cocoa | 4 |
| #74 | four-leaf potato sprout | 1 |
| #73 | fragile Christmas ornament | 1 |
| #23 | free boots | 2 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #12 | freightcake | 26 |
| #111 | freshwater fishbone | 3 |
| #410 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #16 | frog lip-print | 200 |
| #58 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 2 |
| #8 | funky eyepatch | 282 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #5 | gamer slurry | 273 |
| #57 | gamma nog | 35 |
| #9 | garbage juice slurpee | 28,747 |
| #7 | gazely stare | 174 |
| #11 | ghost beer | 99 |
| #125 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #12 | ghostly dagger | 13 |
| #10 | giant breath mint | 185 |
| #14 | giant neckbeard | 199 |
| #41 | giant pearl | 6 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #50 | giant tube of black lipstick | 243 |
| #37 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #6 | gilt perfume bottle | 209 |
| #861 | gingerbread bugbear | 26 |
| #45 | gingerbread hoodie | 1 |
| #392 | gingerbread horror | 14 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #115 | gingerbread nylons | 2 |
| #45 | gingerbread pirate | 5 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #64 | gladiator tunica | 11 |
| #24 | glass casserole dish | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #15 | glass of gnat milk | 204 |
| #35 | glass of herbal tequila | 78 |
| #11 | glass of warm milk | 338 |
| #24 | glimmering great tit feather | 9 |
| #151 | glob of salty molasses | 3 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #6 | goblin water | 114 |
| #146 | gold crown | 4 |
| #84 | gold nuggets | 17 |
| #116 | gold tooth | 4 |
| #30 | gold toothbrush | 169 |
| #16 | gold wedding ring | 398 |
| #90 | golden fleece | 4 |
| #2717 | golden ring | 3 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #7 | good ash | 209 |
| #24 | googly eye | 583 |
| #45 | gooified animal matter | 148 |
| #45 | gooified mineral matter | 149 |
| #44 | gooified vegetable matter | 147 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #17 | gourmet gourami oil | 100 |
| #13 | government per-diem | 591 |
| 🥈 | government-issue identification badge | 1,657 |
| #79 | gravy skin | 1 |
| #5 | gravyskin buckler | 1 |
| #6 | gravyskin hat | 1 |
| #5 | gravyskin pants | 1 |
| #6 | gravyskin skirt | 1 |
| #8 | grease trap | 158 |
| #130 | green and red bean | 57 |
| #17 | green marshmallow | 28 |
| #79 | green peawee marble | 14 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #8 | grey cube | 177 |
| #125 | grilled mooseflank | 18 |
| #11 | grimy lab coat | 174 |
| #10 | grip key | 35 |
| #87 | grog nuts | 2 |
| #260 | grungy flannel shirt | 2 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #19 | gunwale | 2 |
| #4 | gunwale whalegun | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #6 | half of a gold tooth | 2,700 |
| #75 | half-digested rat | 1 |
| #23 | half-orchid | 542 |
| #14 | hamethyst | 439 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #164 | hamethyst necklace | 3 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #8 | hamlet sandwich | 3,853 |
| #5 | hand of cards | 385 |
| #48 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 6 |
| #36 | handful of confetti | 426 |
| #5 | handful of fire | 188 |
| #10 | handful of stubble | 200 |
| #5 | handyman "hand soap" | 193 |
| #135 | hard cocoa | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #11 | haunted eggnog | 36 |
| #6 | haunted flame | 168 |
| #8 | hawk | 736 |
| #8 | hawkface potion | 148 |
| #29 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #698 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #5 | heavy crown | 760 |
| #66 | hep waders | 4 |
| #34 | herbal stuffing | 159 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #42 | holiday smorgasbord | 1 |
| #40 | holiday trip around the world | 1 |
| #11 | holistic headache remedy | 854 |
| #28 | honey-drenched ham slice | 339 |
| #25 | hot cocoa au beurre | 6 |
| #29 | hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows | 4 |
| #69 | hot watered rum | 31 |
| #76 | hot wine | 2 |
| #41 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #10 | huge Crimbo cookie | 29 |
| #8 | huge gold coin | 2,915 |
| #9 | hustler shades | 190 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #9 | iFlail | 4 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #6 | icy hairspray | 243 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #104 | impure gasoline | 21 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #28 | industrially-crushed ice | 135 |
| #259 | inflatable duck | 6 |
| #9 | infrablack lipstick | 194 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #130 | intact anemone spike | 7 |
| #4 | invisibility cream | 185 |
| #6 | invisible potion | 187 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #8 | iron torso box | 157 |
| #5 | irradiated candy cane | 1,706 |
| #22 | janglin' bones | 238 |
| #4 | janitor's mop | 1,074 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #21 | java cookie | 28 |
| #8 | jazzy cigarette holder | 201 |
| #117 | jerky coins | 198 |
| #55 | jet bennie marble | 2 |
| #81 | jive turkey leg | 43 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #703 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #24 | kiwi beak | 48 |
| #22 | kobold kibble | 227 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #29 | lab-grown meat | 85 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #46 | law-abiding citizen cane | 14 |
| #6 | leather glove | 365 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #55 | legitimate business on the beach | 102 |
| #80 | lemonade marble | 3 |
| #28 | length of string | 475 |
| #34 | lesser grodulated violet | 596 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #5 | licorice root | 1,714 |
| 🥈 | liquid ice | 228 |
| #40 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 34 |
| #6 | little red .epub file | 162 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #834 | lollipop stick | 5 |
| #434 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| #29 | lost elf luggage | 261 |
| #22 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #11 | lucky cat's paw | 188 |
| #57 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #38 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #6 | lump of bauxite | 51 |
| #26 | lump of diamond | 233 |
| #6 | lump of goofball ore | 201 |
| #19 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 231 |
| #33 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
| #255 | macaroni duck | 8 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #59 | madius | 7 |
| #112 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 38 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #368 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 4 |
| #655 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #278 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 6 |
| #481 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #34 | magnolia blossom | 14 |
| 🥉 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 27 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #204 | marionette collective | 4 |
| #7 | massive gemstone | 1,329 |
| #37 | massive wrench | 2 |
| #48 | mechanically-mulled cider | 1 |
| #28 | mercenary headband | 156 |
| #85 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
| #161 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #69 | military orb | 1 |
| #103 | military-grade peppermint oil | 2 |
| #580 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #51 | miniature life preserver | 1 |
| #74 | minin' dynamite | 25 |
| #77 | moai toai | 7 |
| #181 | moist Crimbo spices | 6 |
| #1448 | monomolecular yo-yo | 6 |
| #18 | moosemeat pie | 17 |
| #6 | moss mace | 1 |
| #11 | moss mantle | 1 |
| #8 | moss marlinspike | 1 |
| 🥈 | moss medal | 2 |
| #4 | moss megaphone | 1 |
| #10 | moss mitre | 1 |
| #32 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 329 |
| 🥇 | mother's necklace | 2,936 |
| #328 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #46 | mulled wine | 2 |
| #198 | multi-level marzipan | 3 |
| #8 | muscle oil | 258 |
| #18 | muskox-skin cap | 9 |
| #1120 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #15 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1,596 |
| #209 | nanite-infested eggnog | 21 |
| #220 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 19 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #116 | nastygeist | 9 |
| #4 | nega-mushroom wine | 85 |
| #174 | negative lump | 321 |
| #101 | neoprene skullcap | 2 |
| #60 | neutron lollipop | 23 |
| #5 | ninja eyeblack | 358 |
| #7 | ninja fear powder | 352 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #44 | non-aged vinegar | 83 |
| #4 | novelty fruit hat | 575 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #323 | nugget of Crimbonium | 4 |
| #120 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #27 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #101 | officer's nog | 2 |
| #8 | oil-filled donut | 179 |
| #53 | ojo de pez burrito | 39 |
| #11 | old coin purse | 3,809 |
| #10 | old leather wallet | 3,883 |
| #47 | old sweatpants | 1,120 |
| #70 | old-school pirate grog | 2 |
| #9 | one glove | 182 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #5 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1,716 |
| #68 | outlaw bandana | 9 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #23 | overly-fancy hot cocoa | 7 |
| #438 | pack of pogs | 44 |
| #22 | page of the Necrohobocon | 240 |
| #225 | party hat | 12 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #15 | pearl diver's ring | 1 |
| #70 | pegfinger | 2 |
| #1771 | penguin focaccia bread | 2 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #73 | peppermint bomb | 2 |
| #70 | peppermint eel sauce | 208 |
| #63 | peppermint pegleg | 6 |
| #102 | peppermint tack | 2 |
| #65 | peppermint-scented socks | 7 |
| #29 | perfect Christmas scarf | 1 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #8 | perpendicular guano | 234 |
| #84 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 4 |
| #87 | pet anchor | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #19 | petit fortran | 21 |
| #7 | pickled bread | 13 |
| #10 | pickpocket protector | 170 |
| #7 | piggy tattoo | 185 |
| #61 | pile of Trainbot parts | 547 |
| #14 | pile of gold coins | 2,859 |
| #37 | ping-pong ball | 656 |
| #28 | ping-pong paddle | 4 |
| #20 | pirate cream pie | 163 |
| #19 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 2 |
| #34 | pirate encryption key alpha | 2 |
| #36 | pirate encryption key bravo | 2 |
| #34 | pirate encryption key charlie | 2 |
| #38 | pirate encryption key delta | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #178 | pitted sheet metal | 2 |
| #19 | pixel coin | 358 |
| #13 | pixellated moneybag | 620 |
| #10 | plague pie | 177 |
| #84 | plaid cowboy hat | 4 |
| #54 | plain candy cane | 6 |
| #21 | plastic Jefferson wings | 225 |
| #37 | plastic doll arms | 1 |
| #39 | plastic doll legs | 1 |
| #407 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #10 | plunge-leg | 282 |
| #26 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #15 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #15 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #33 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #11 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #6 | plush sea serpent | 2 |
| #16 | pocket ace | 34 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #64 | poisonsettia | 34 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #13 | poppy | 573 |
| #9 | porkpocket | 180 |
| #5 | porquoise | 701 |
| #13 | portable Othello set | 2 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #62 | portable steam unit | 2 |
| #68 | portable table | 18 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #75 | potato alarm clock | 2 |
| #478 | potted cactus | 3 |
| #853 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #11 | powdered gold | 135 |
| #119 | powdered powdered sugar | 5 |
| #75 | prank Crimbo card | 2 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #161 | pretty bouquet | 12 |
| #59 | pretty flower | 11,130 |
| #58 | priceless diamond | 4 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #43 | projectile chemistry set | 48 |
| #35 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 1 |
| #34 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 1 |
| #37 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 1 |
| #35 | protogenetic chunklet (muscle) | 1 |
| #36 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #26 | pteruges | 3 |
| #4 | pumpkin spice whorl | 2 |
| #31 | punching mirror | 2 |
| #15 | punk patch | 230 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #8 | pygmy adder oil | 1,068 |
| #10 | pygmy dart | 197 |
| #12 | pygmy papers | 323 |
| #12 | pygmy witchhazel | 242 |
| #10 | question juice | 179 |
| #93 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 3 |
| #227 | radiation-resistant helmet | 4 |
| #101 | radiator heater shield | 3 |
| #7 | radioactive spider venom | 155 |
| #74 | ragged wool yarn | 1 |
| #55 | rattler rattle | 36 |
| #6 | ravenous eye | 205 |
| 🥉 | raw stuffing | 878 |
| #1364 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #795 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #86 | red and white claret | 2 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| #74 | red money bag | 20 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | red tulip | 279 |
| #18 | red white and blue claret | 2 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #6 | red-hot jawbreaker | 168 |
| #27 | replica Elf Guard medal | 2 |
| #92 | resolution: be feistier | 16 |
| #64 | resolution: be happier | 51 |
| #56 | resolution: be kinder | 18 |
| #64 | resolution: be luckier | 16 |
| #49 | resolution: be more adventurous | 32 |
| #113 | resolution: be sexier | 8 |
| #76 | resolution: be smarter | 40 |
| #126 | resolution: be stronger | 2 |
| #75 | resolution: be wealthier | 14 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #150 | right half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #22 | [2108]rock | 362 |
| 🥉 | rocky road ice cream | 36 |
| 🥇 | roll of meat | 2,231 |
| #81 | room scale green bean casserole | 1 |
| 🥇 | rose | 939,106 |
| #13 | rotten tomato | 64 |
| #35 | rubber doll body | 1 |
| #38 | rubber doll head | 1 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #94 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 2 |
| #173 | runny icing | 2 |
| #129 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #53 | salmagumdi | 6 |
| #137 | salt plum | 22 |
| #7 | salt plum sake | 40 |
| #90 | salt wages | 72 |
| #11 | salt water taffy | 173 |
| #8 | salted mutton | 13 |
| #152 | salty gumdrop | 2 |
| #67 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 2 |
| #63 | scotch on the rocks | 9 |
| #22 | scrunchie tourniquet | 208 |
| #117 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #12 | seared dino steak | 20 |
| #21 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 410 |
| #13 | security automa-core | 8 |
| #81 | self-repairing earmuffs | 4 |
| #33 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #153 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 9 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #7 | shamanic ham | 170 |
| #123 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #9 | shiny stones | 3,550 |
| #75 | shipwright's hammer | 2 |
| #73 | shoe ad T-shirt | 1 |
| #8 | shopkeeper beard | 179 |
| #11 | short deposition | 313 |
| #45 | shot of mescal | 67 |
| #30 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #35 | silent D | 2 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #113 | silent L | 2 |
| #127 | silent M | 3 |
| #70 | silent N | 1 |
| #190 | silent O | 2 |
| #41 | silent R | 2 |
| #34 | silent T | 2 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #76 | silent Z | 2 |
| #51 | silent beret | 1 |
| #27 | silent pea shooter | 46 |
| #68 | silver cow skull | 3 |
| #27 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #8 | single atom | 2,023 |
| #17 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 22 |
| #13 | sinister-looking cat | 347 |
| #7 | skelelton spine | 1,391 |
| #10 | skeletal banana | 218 |
| #6 | skeleton beans | 192 |
| #68 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 16 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #41 | sleeve deuce | 209 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #8 | smellbook | 200 |
| #23 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smut orc sunglasses | 218 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #6 | snakeskin jacket | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #24 | snow fort | 1 |
| #4 | snowman-enchanting tophat | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #24 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 401 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #40 | solid gold bowling ball | 307 |
| #10 | solid gold jewel | 395 |
| #485 | solid gold pegleg | 4 |
| #36 | solid shifting time weirdness | 3 |
| #183 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #31 | space blanket | 17 |
| #10 | space marine flash grenade | 175 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #5 | spare neck bolts | 270 |
| #183 | sparking robo-battery | 5 |
| #42 | spectre scepter | 329 |
| #9 | spicy jerky stick | 167 |
| #297 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #75 | spooky eggnog | 50 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #13 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 258 |
| #54 | spooky lasso | 26 |
| #1701 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #169 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 2 |
| #7 | spray chrome | 179 |
| #33 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 22 |
| 🥈 | squeaky toy rose | 656 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #481 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #1048 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #618 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #180 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 2 |
| #180 | stale cheer wine | 2 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #28 | steamed oyster | 126 |
| #16 | steampunk potion | 254 |
| #127 | steamy ruby | 12 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #14 | stick | 429 |
| #10 | stick-on gnome beard | 166 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #7 | stink-penny | 4,004 |
| #6 | stolen meatpouch | 5,385 |
| #202 | stone banjo | 2 |
| #732 | stone of eXtreme power | 9 |
| #39 | strange helix fossil | 2 |
| #8 | straw pole | 158 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #790 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #26 | stringy sinew | 459 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #54 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 374 |
| #160 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 171 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 135 |
| #91 | stuffed Meat | 310 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3168 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #156 | stuffed angry cow | 196 |
| #194 | stuffed astral badger | 163 |
| #128 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 221 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #158 | stuffed cocoabo | 183 |
| #186 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 43 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #205 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 159 |
| #268 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 134 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2496 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #136 | stuffed hand turkey | 201 |
| #58 | stuffed key | 508 |
| #14 | stuffed kraken | 19 |
| #326 | stuffed martini | 30 |
| #260 | stuffed mind flayer | 134 |
| #114 | stuffed mink | 269 |
| #83 | stuffed monocle | 310 |
| #299 | stuffed ninja snowman | 19 |
| #61 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 37 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #299 | stuffed scary death orb | 119 |
| #140 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 127 |
| #256 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 136 |
| #227 | stuffed snowy owl | 140 |
| #282 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 129 |
| #186 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 41 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #184 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 160 |
| #97 | stuffed teddy butler | 282 |
| #73 | stuffed tin of caviar | 331 |
| #59 | stuffed treasure chest | 501 |
| #216 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 148 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #13 | stuffing | 739 |
| #1370 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #118 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #98 | sugarplum ration | 2 |
| #98 | sundae ration | 2 |
| #19 | super-absorbent tarp | 7 |
| #150 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 3 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #142 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #736 | sweet mochi ball | 6 |
| #54 | synthetic rock | 2 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #67 | tarnished bottlecap | 53 |
| #36 | tattoo of two turkeys | 1 |
| #100 | tawdry amethyst | 14 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| #12 | temporary tribal tattoo | 159 |
| #7 | temporary yak tattoo | 189 |
| #6 | tempura green and red bean | 27 |
| #965 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #8 | the kindest cold cut | 187 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| #131 | thick walrus blubber | 10 |
| #65 | third ear | 7 |
| #22 | throwing candy | 105 |
| #18 | time shuriken | 2 |
| #31 | tin magnolia | 635 |
| #165 | tiny bomb | 4 |
| #10 | tiny canopic jar | 206 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #510 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #11 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1176 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #775 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #2068 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #4916 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #8 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #8 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #473 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #9 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #689 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 5 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #10 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #1521 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #686 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #736 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 5 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #6189 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1060 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #37 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #12 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2,134 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4813 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #851 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #2818 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #696 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6203 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #10 | tomato soup poster | 202 |
| #40 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 28 |
| #14 | tooth | 451 |
| #1070 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #37 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #8 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 187 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #387 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #77 | traumatic holiday memory | 1 |
| #2302 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #15 | trench coat | 1 |
| #71 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 16 |
| #58 | trick coin | 2 |
| #354 | tropical orchid | 5 |
| #6 | tube of pendulum lube | 183 |
| #6 | tube of villain white | 169 |
| #58 | turchucken | 1 |
| #8 | turtle mud | 176 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #8 | twitching time capsule | 82 |
| #6 | una poca de gracia | 260 |
| #104 | unearthly onyx | 14 |
| #12 | unholy water | 185 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #23 | unidentified drink | 353 |
| #35 | universal biscuit | 87 |
| #17 | unquiet spirits | 137 |
| #101 | unrequired jacket | 1 |
| #56 | unsanitized scalpel | 7 |
| #2303 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #42 | unused soap | 73 |
| #665 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #30 | upsy daisy | 633 |
| #40 | useless powder | 13,658 |
| #56 | valuable coin | 28 |
| #122 | valuable trinket | 838 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #267 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #19 | vampire pearl necklace | 2 |
| #18 | vampire pearl ring | 2 |
| #35 | vampire pellet | 11 |
| #7 | vial of swamp vapors | 194 |
| #38 | viral DNA | 92 |
| #479 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 13 |
| #20 | void stone | 555 |
| #11 | voodoo glowskull | 443 |
| #7 | votive candle | 157 |
| #263 | warbear battery | 10 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #21 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #233 | warbear liquid overcoat | 3 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #188 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 7 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #227 | warbear wardance potion | 3 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #11 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 182 |
| #7 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 218 |
| #85 | water wings | 16 |
| #127 | waterlogged cloth | 6 |
| #124 | waterlogged leather | 6 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #123 | waterlogged stuffing | 7 |
| #110 | waterlogged wood | 2 |
| #29 | wet tack | 2 |
| #102 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 2 |
| #31 | whalecake | 2 |
| #27 | whalegun | 2 |
| #100 | whalesteak | 2 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #46 | whiskey in a broken glass | 72 |
| #15 | white Crimbo ball | 5,003 |
| #15 | white arm towel | 2 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #23 | white elephant gift | 4 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #72 | white money bag | 8 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| 🥈 | white tulip | 267 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #8 | wooden block | 469 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #591 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #329 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #7 | wrestling mask | 178 |
| #6 | x-ray mirror | 190 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #72 | ye olde golde frontes | 3 |
| #19 | yule grog | 2 |
| #79 | yule gruel | 21 |
| #44 | yule hatchet | 15 |
| #7 | zombie hollandaise | 333 |