| #12 | Überraschthexengebräu | 127 |
| #24 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 1 |
| #104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #35 | "caramel" orange | 65 |
| #19 | 1,970 carat gold | 730 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #12 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1,051 |
| #27 | 4-dimensional fez | 10 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A muse-bouche | 144 |
| #9 | ASCII fu manchu | 149 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #10 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 151 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #409 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #11 | Ancient Protector Soda | 64 |
| #433 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #562 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #867 | BGE shotglass | 7 |
| #14 | BRICKO stud | 299 |
| #7 | BUBBLE GUM | 168 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #7 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 131 |
| #5 | Boltsmann ID badge | 7 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #4 | Boulevardier cocktail | 108 |
| #758 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #10 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 58 |
| #5 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 159 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #60 | CSA discount card | 231 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #8 | Charity's choker | 173 |
| #151 | Cheer-Up soda | 2 |
| #37 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 2 |
| #127 | Chroner | 731 |
| #42 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 2 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #1366 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #7 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 160 |
| #271 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 7 |
| #52 | Crimbo candied pecan | 672 |
| #85 | Crimbo crystal shards | 2 |
| #52 | Crimbo dinner | 15 |
| #37 | Crimbo food scraps | 319 |
| #95 | Crimbo fudge | 368 |
| #52 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 606 |
| #73 | Crimbo pie | 55 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #66 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 61 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #90 | Crimbosmopolitan | 7 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #318 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #27 | Crimbow Rainbo | 2 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #17 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 88 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 2 |
| #101 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 2 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 2 |
| #70 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 2 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 32 |
| #43 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 2 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 2 |
| #115 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 2 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #236 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 3 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 2 |
| #27 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 2 |
| #98 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 2 |
| #46 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 2 |
| #61 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 2 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 2 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #106 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 2 |
| #916 | Crimbuck | 799 |
| #62 | D roll | 192 |
| 🥉 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 146 |
| #9 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 154 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #131 | Elf Army machine parts | 2 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #65 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #33 | Elf Guard MPC | 7,230 |
| #24 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 2 |
| #24 | Elf Guard broom | 2 |
| #29 | Elf Guard clipboard | 2 |
| #66 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 2 |
| #90 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 2 |
| #43 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 2 |
| #31 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 2 |
| #76 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #53 | Elf Guard hotpants | 2 |
| #51 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 2 |
| #62 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 2 |
| #64 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #64 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #55 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 2 |
| #61 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 7 |
| #28 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #9 | Elf Guard safety bear | 22 |
| #26 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 2 |
| #45 | Elf Guard strategic map | 2 |
| #54 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #112 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 2 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Elvish underarmor | 2 |
| #6 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 168 |
| #8 | Enchanted Plunger | 136 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | 1 |
| #11 | Fitspiration™ poster | 159 |
| #13 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 64 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #11 | Fu Manchu Wax | 202 |
| 🥈 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 56,525 |
| #6 | Gearhead Goo | 170 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #8 | Gnollish Crossdress | 147 |
| #440 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #993 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #7 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1138 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #80 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 2 |
| #11 | How to Play Othello | 89 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #8 | Iceberglar scarf | 176 |
| #31 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 257 |
| #9 | Illuminati earpiece | 159 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #32 | Iron Beta of Industry | 213 |
| #82 | Jamaican coffee | 2 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #56 | Kelflar vest | 2 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #9 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 241 |
| #1054 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #26 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 103 |
| #9 | Kudzu slaw | 138 |
| #16 | LOLmec statuette | 5 |
| #32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
| #25 | LOV Elephant | 5 |
| #4 | Leonard's glasses | 220 |
| #11 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 163 |
| #62 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 2 |
| #80 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 4 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mallomarbles | 161 |
| #10 | Mansquito's blood | 148 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #33 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 205 |
| #87 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #978 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #836 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #888 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #747 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #981 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #996 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #915 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1005 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #958 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #7 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 184 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #50 | My First Art of War | 14 |
| #27 | My First Paycheck envelope | 2 |
| #12 | Mysterious Black Box | 294 |
| #13 | Mysterious Blue Box | 282 |
| #14 | Mysterious Green Box | 292 |
| #11 | Mysterious Red Box | 303 |
| #68 | New Zealand iced tea | 182 |
| #222 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 30 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #7 | Osk'r Chow | 165 |
| #7 | Othello's dagger | 25 |
| #7 | Othello's handkerchief | 23 |
| #7 | Othello's military jacket | 30 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #811 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #876 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #252 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #21 | Putrid Pendant | 2 |
| #178 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #7 | Red Army camouflage kit | 509 |
| #8 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 164 |
| #26 | Ring of Fire | 3 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #6 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 167 |
| #52 | Roman sadnals | 8 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #708 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #6 | Scuba Snack | 154 |
| #20 | Shivering Chèvre | 278 |
| #7 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 249 |
| #8 | Smart Bone Dust | 170 |
| #69 | Sogg-Os | 7 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 5 |
| #12 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 47 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #15 | Stone Golem pebbles | 308 |
| #64 | Strix stix | 61 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #38 | Swedish coffee | 2 |
| #114 | TI-9000 calculator | 17 |
| #72 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 268 |
| #136 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 131 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #62 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 301 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 390 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Author's inkwell | 153 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #51 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #787 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1031 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Superconductor's CPU | 2 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #1559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1569 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #690 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #402 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1399 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #1196 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1935 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #303 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1781 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #246 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 4 |
| #157 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #54 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 25 |
| #109 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #541 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 234 |
| #1149 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #22 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 13 |
| #34 | Trainbot circuitry | 200 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #22 | Trainbot linkages | 189 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #21 | Trainbot optics | 196 |
| #20 | Trainbot plating | 187 |
| #40 | Trainbot radar monocle | 2 |
| #27 | Trainbot servomotors | 199 |
| #57 | Trainbot slag | 121 |
| #25 | Trainbot tubing | 187 |
| #39 | Twelve Night Energy | 20 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Unknown | 1 |
| #33 | Unspeakable Earring | 2 |
| 🥉 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 94 |
| #16 | Wet Russian | 16 |
| #8 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 197 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #312 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #15 | Yorick | 3 |
| #218 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #23 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #4 | adobe abacus | 1 |
| #5 | adobe abaya | 1 |
| #6 | adobe adze | 1 |
| #7 | adobe arsecover | 1 |
| #5 | adobe ascot | 1 |
| #7 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| #539 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #10 | alien autoautopsy kit | 148 |
| #4 | alien gemstone | 651 |
| #8 | alien hologram projector | 155 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #24 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 2 |
| #2223 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #25 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1,159 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #80 | antique Canadian lantern | 2 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #16 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #18 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 231 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #10 | assassin's cheese knife | 143 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #47 | automa-bot parts | 470 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #44 | baby rigging snake | 2 |
| #16 | baconstone | 380 |
| #85 | baconstone earring | 2 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #262 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #17 | bag of foreign bribes | 40 |
| #4 | bag of park garbage | 572,201 |
| #9 | bag of random words | 153 |
| #7 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 160 |
| #13 | baked stuffing | 8 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #7 | baloney rotgut | 172 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #20 | banjo kazoo mount | 14 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #40 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #7 | barrel beryl | 53 |
| #15 | barrel beryl choker | 1 |
| #9 | barrel beryl nose ring | 2 |
| #14 | barrel beryl ring | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #88 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 12 |
| #7 | batarang | 181 |
| #691 | battered Crimbo Crate | 12 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #11 | beaver punch (cherry) | 16 |
| #13 | beaver punch (papaya) | 15 |
| #14 | beaver punch (peach) | 15 |
| #178 | beavermouth | 16 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #47 | begpwnia | 282 |
| #34 | beige clambroth marble | 2 |
| #126 | bejeweled accordion strap | 2 |
| #232 | bejeweled cufflinks | 18 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #40 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #13 | big rock | 1,606 |
| #101 | birdbone corset | 3 |
| #14 | black Crimbo ball | 4,761 |
| #7 | black friar's tonsure | 375 |
| #68 | black gold | 14 |
| #8 | black magic powder | 353 |
| #43 | black pension check | 538 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #38 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #22 | blob of acid | 162 |
| #592 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| 🥇 | blood flower | 15,317 |
| #8 | blue grass | 488 |
| #84 | blue money bag | 4 |
| #15 | blue oyster badge | 312 |
| #6 | blue tulip | 109 |
| #29 | boiling hot cocoa | 2 |
| #945 | bone chips | 1 |
| #9 | booby trap | 125 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #18 | bottle of Crimbognac | 44 |
| #7 | bottle of Red-Out | 145 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #18 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 17 |
| #48 | bottle of goofballs | 302 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #770 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #23 | bowl of Jeal-O | 424 |
| #63 | bowl of mernudo | 18 |
| #318 | box of sunshine | 1,273 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #400 | bread line | 1 |
| #144 | bread man | 4 |
| #29 | bread pie | 140 |
| #10 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 1 |
| #13 | brigand brittle | 1,681 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #7 | bronze polish | 152 |
| #87 | brown crock marble | 7 |
| #38 | brown pirate pants | 2 |
| #4 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 617 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #10 | bucket of fish juice | 274 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #6 | bull blubber | 183 |
| #47 | bumblebee marble | 3 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #5 | button rouge | 509 |
| #12 | cabooze | 27 |
| #21 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
| #6 | can of drain cleaner | 163 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| 🥉 | candied almond | 154 |
| #670 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #55 | candied lime | 2 |
| #668 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #11 | candy cane | 8,701 |
| #14 | candy cigarette | 181 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #158 | candy harmonica | 4 |
| #10 | candy stake | 1,185 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #79 | cannonbomb | 2 |
| #33 | canteen of eggnog | 2 |
| #7 | captured boozles | 145 |
| #8 | carton of gaspers | 159 |
| #19 | catfish whiskers | 69 |
| #6 | censored can label | 163 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #49 | chakra malt | 10 |
| #264 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| 🥇 | charisma potion | 725 |
| #9 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 143 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #8 | chest of "pirate gold" | 16 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #5 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chapeau | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #10 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| #6 | child-sized dracula cloak | 182 |
| #221 | choco-Crimbot | 3 |
| #43 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #936 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #11 | chocomotive | 26 |
| #54 | cinnamon machine oil | 237 |
| #181 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 7 |
| #31 | clear Russian | 127 |
| #36 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #41 | cloning kit | 68 |
| #10 | clove-flavored lip balm | 183 |
| #7 | coal contact lenses | 158 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #233 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 7 |
| #24 | commemorative war stein | 2,595 |
| #36 | compounded experience | 16 |
| #8 | compressed air canister | 126 |
| #7 | conjured ice cream | 171 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #33 | cookie cookie | 12 |
| #27 | cool hot cocoa | 4 |
| 🥉 | coping juice | 36 |
| #5 | corned beet | 13 |
| #7 | costume rental shop | 156 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #81 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 16 |
| #10 | creepy nursery rhyme | 147 |
| #7 | crident | 181 |
| #18 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 31 |
| #19 | crystal Crimbo platter | 25 |
| #9 | cube of ectoplasm | 162 |
| #71 | cubic zirconia | 23 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #233 | cylindrical mold | 3 |
| #1023 | daisy | 1 |
| #6 | damp bar rag | 189 |
| #8 | dancing fan | 249 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #14 | dark hamethyst ring | 3 |
| #18 | dark porquoise ring | 2 |
| #116 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #22 | death blossom | 34 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #24 | delicious star salad | 9 |
| #12 | demonic surgical gloves | 141 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #64 | denim jacket | 1 |
| #83 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 5 |
| #8 | devil-summoning hat | 159 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #145 | digital key lime | 3 |
| #95 | digital key lime pie | 14 |
| #9 | diluted makeup | 255 |
| #20 | discarded swimming trunks | 22 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #9 | disposable lighter | 165 |
| #9 | dog ointment | 54 |
| #9 | dollar-sign bag | 1,865 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #308 | donated booze | 21 |
| #46 | donated candy | 610 |
| #183 | donated food | 56 |
| #13 | dream of a dog | 12 |
| #43 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 288 |
| #6 | drinks tray | 165 |
| #38 | drive-thru burger | 9 |
| #45 | droll monocle | 26 |
| #12 | droppable microphone | 9 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #11 | duct tape wallet | 591 |
| #1316 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #139 | eXtreme nose ring | 2 |
| #27 | ear poison | 339 |
| #11 | ectoplasm au jus | 166 |
| #122 | effluvious emerald | 13 |
| #146 | eggnog | 119 |
| #133 | eggwater | 4 |
| #8 | eldritch dough | 140 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #8 | electric copperhead potion | 326 |
| #61 | electric pants | 7 |
| #487 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #4 | embezzler's oil | 134,263 |
| #474 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 20 |
| #15 | enchanted muesli | 173 |
| #118 | ert grey goo ring | 5 |
| #256 | executive mime flask | 2 |
| #31 | extremely confusing manual | 13 |
| #64 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #6 | eyebrow lifter | 150 |
| #994 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #112 | fancy chocolate | 20 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #205 | fancy seashell necklace | 75 |
| #25 | fat stacks of cash | 4,435 |
| #7 | fat wallet | 2,185 |
| #17 | felt | 355 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #48 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #7 | filthy armor | 222 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #8 | filthy monkey head | 216 |
| #10 | fireclutch | 204 |
| #57 | fishelada | 32 |
| #9 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #7 | flapper floppers | 2 |
| #11 | flashy pirate dreadlocks | 161 |
| #62 | flask of egggrog | 2 |
| #234 | flask of mining oil | 3 |
| #16 | flask of rainwater | 240 |
| #148 | flask of tainted mining oil | 52 |
| #38 | flat cider | 2 |
| #24 | flayed mind | 174 |
| #51 | fleshy putty | 40 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #14 | flour cookie | 20 |
| #212 | foam noodle | 6 |
| #19 | foam pistol | 5 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #9 | forest spirit rattle | 174 |
| #30 | fortifying hot cocoa | 2 |
| #20 | free boots | 2 |
| #214 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #15 | freightcake | 19 |
| #110 | freshwater fishbone | 3 |
| #399 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #16 | frog lip-print | 181 |
| #50 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 2 |
| #9 | funky eyepatch | 249 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6 | gamer slurry | 244 |
| #66 | gamma nog | 21 |
| #10 | garbage juice slurpee | 20,023 |
| #5 | gazely stare | 150 |
| #11 | ghost beer | 93 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #11 | ghostly dagger | 13 |
| #10 | giant breath mint | 165 |
| #13 | giant neckbeard | 178 |
| #41 | giant pearl | 6 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #52 | giant tube of black lipstick | 207 |
| #38 | gilded BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #6 | gilt perfume bottle | 184 |
| #946 | gingerbread bugbear | 23 |
| #45 | gingerbread hoodie | 1 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #99 | gingerbread nylons | 2 |
| #40 | gingerbread pirate | 5 |
| #637 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #282 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #70 | gladiator tunica | 10 |
| #23 | glass casserole dish | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #16 | glass of gnat milk | 180 |
| #64 | glass of herbal tequila | 46 |
| #11 | glass of warm milk | 287 |
| #24 | glimmering great tit feather | 9 |
| #152 | glob of salty molasses | 2 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #153 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #9 | goblin water | 76 |
| #143 | gold crown | 4 |
| #85 | gold nuggets | 16 |
| #111 | gold tooth | 4 |
| #38 | gold toothbrush | 143 |
| #22 | gold wedding ring | 307 |
| #88 | golden fleece | 4 |
| #2719 | golden ring | 3 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #6 | good ash | 179 |
| #29 | googly eye | 381 |
| #42 | gooified animal matter | 148 |
| #43 | gooified mineral matter | 149 |
| #42 | gooified vegetable matter | 147 |
| #1168 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #26 | gourmet gourami oil | 68 |
| #13 | government per-diem | 429 |
| 🥉 | government-issue identification badge | 1,342 |
| #8 | grease trap | 131 |
| #135 | green and red bean | 45 |
| #16 | green marshmallow | 28 |
| #79 | green peawee marble | 14 |
| #170 | green rocket | 1 |
| #8 | grey cube | 149 |
| #191 | grilled mooseflank | 6 |
| #10 | grimy lab coat | 155 |
| #9 | grip key | 35 |
| #83 | grog nuts | 2 |
| #259 | grungy flannel shirt | 2 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #19 | gunwale | 2 |
| #4 | gunwale whalegun | 2 |
| #10 | half of a gold tooth | 1,767 |
| #47 | half-orchid | 263 |
| #17 | hamethyst | 332 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #164 | hamethyst necklace | 3 |
| #265 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #13 | hamlet sandwich | 1,810 |
| #6 | hand of cards | 357 |
| #41 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 6 |
| #48 | handful of confetti | 335 |
| #5 | handful of fire | 156 |
| #11 | handful of stubble | 178 |
| #5 | handyman "hand soap" | 167 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #11 | haunted eggnog | 24 |
| #8 | haunted flame | 141 |
| #7 | hawk | 424 |
| #8 | hawkface potion | 131 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #748 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #8 | heavy crown | 383 |
| #66 | hep waders | 4 |
| #37 | herbal stuffing | 142 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #11 | holistic headache remedy | 657 |
| #26 | honey-drenched ham slice | 339 |
| #22 | hot cocoa au beurre | 6 |
| #25 | hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows | 4 |
| #79 | hot watered rum | 18 |
| #66 | hot wine | 2 |
| #39 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #16 | huge Crimbo cookie | 16 |
| #13 | huge gold coin | 1,851 |
| #10 | hustler shades | 155 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #8 | iFlail | 4 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #6 | icy hairspray | 209 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #102 | impure gasoline | 21 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #28 | industrially-crushed ice | 135 |
| #273 | inflatable duck | 5 |
| #8 | infrablack lipstick | 167 |
| #62 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #130 | intact anemone spike | 6 |
| #4 | invisibility cream | 155 |
| #6 | invisible potion | 144 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #11 | iron torso box | 132 |
| #5 | irradiated candy cane | 1,048 |
| #20 | janglin' bones | 211 |
| #4 | janitor's mop | 1,044 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #28 | java cookie | 17 |
| #7 | jazzy cigarette holder | 180 |
| #116 | jerky coins | 198 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #100 | jive turkey leg | 30 |
| #41 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #42 | kiwi beak | 29 |
| #25 | kobold kibble | 193 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #55 | lab-grown meat | 42 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #50 | law-abiding citizen cane | 13 |
| #5 | leather glove | 307 |
| #490 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #63 | legitimate business on the beach | 87 |
| #80 | lemonade marble | 3 |
| #32 | length of string | 358 |
| #63 | lesser grodulated violet | 272 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #7 | licorice root | 1,034 |
| 🥈 | liquid ice | 188 |
| #40 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 34 |
| #7 | little red .epub file | 139 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| #28 | lost elf luggage | 261 |
| #12 | lucky cat's paw | 156 |
| #6 | lump of bauxite | 50 |
| #28 | lump of diamond | 224 |
| #6 | lump of goofball ore | 171 |
| #17 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 208 |
| #32 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
| #304 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #73 | madius | 5 |
| #114 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 34 |
| #598 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #359 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 4 |
| #631 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #268 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 6 |
| #466 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #38 | magnolia blossom | 12 |
| #4 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 16 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #250 | marionette collective | 3 |
| #12 | massive gemstone | 844 |
| #34 | massive wrench | 2 |
| #29 | mercenary headband | 133 |
| #84 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
| #158 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #90 | military-grade peppermint oil | 2 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #51 | miniature life preserver | 1 |
| #74 | minin' dynamite | 25 |
| #181 | moist Crimbo spices | 5 |
| #1498 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
| #31 | moosemeat pie | 9 |
| 🥈 | moss mace | 1 |
| 🥉 | moss mantle | 1 |
| 🥉 | moss marlinspike | 1 |
| 🥇 | moss medal | 2 |
| 🥈 | moss megaphone | 1 |
| #6 | moss mitre | 1 |
| #30 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 328 |
| 🥇 | mother's necklace | 1,976 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #39 | mulled wine | 2 |
| #219 | multi-level marzipan | 2 |
| #8 | muscle oil | 234 |
| #18 | muskox-skin cap | 9 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #25 | nanite-infested candy cane | 926 |
| #347 | nanite-infested eggnog | 13 |
| #399 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 11 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #120 | nastygeist | 7 |
| #4 | nega-mushroom wine | 85 |
| #174 | negative lump | 319 |
| #100 | neoprene skullcap | 2 |
| #75 | neutron lollipop | 13 |
| #5 | ninja eyeblack | 330 |
| #7 | ninja fear powder | 325 |
| #17 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #56 | non-aged vinegar | 70 |
| #4 | novelty fruit hat | 515 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #338 | nugget of Crimbonium | 3 |
| #297 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #93 | officer's nog | 2 |
| #7 | oil-filled donut | 151 |
| #54 | ojo de pez burrito | 28 |
| #16 | old coin purse | 2,654 |
| #16 | old leather wallet | 2,675 |
| #67 | old sweatpants | 932 |
| #67 | old-school pirate grog | 2 |
| #9 | one glove | 160 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #9 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 987 |
| #67 | outlaw bandana | 9 |
| #219 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #21 | overly-fancy hot cocoa | 7 |
| #439 | pack of pogs | 44 |
| #22 | page of the Necrohobocon | 221 |
| #282 | party hat | 10 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #15 | pearl diver's ring | 1 |
| #61 | pegfinger | 2 |
| #1771 | penguin focaccia bread | 2 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #68 | peppermint bomb | 2 |
| #70 | peppermint eel sauce | 205 |
| #96 | peppermint tack | 2 |
| #90 | peppermint-scented socks | 4 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #7 | perpendicular guano | 204 |
| #82 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 4 |
| #84 | pet anchor | 2 |
| #2715 | pet rock | 1 |
| #51 | petit fortran | 9 |
| #4 | pickled bread | 13 |
| #8 | pickpocket protector | 143 |
| #7 | piggy tattoo | 160 |
| #59 | pile of Trainbot parts | 547 |
| #18 | pile of gold coins | 1,827 |
| #36 | ping-pong ball | 656 |
| #28 | ping-pong paddle | 4 |
| #20 | pirate cream pie | 148 |
| #18 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 2 |
| #28 | pirate encryption key alpha | 2 |
| #29 | pirate encryption key bravo | 2 |
| #28 | pirate encryption key charlie | 2 |
| #27 | pirate encryption key delta | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #176 | pitted sheet metal | 2 |
| #18 | pixel coin | 358 |
| #12 | pixellated moneybag | 620 |
| #8 | plague pie | 161 |
| #82 | plaid cowboy hat | 4 |
| #52 | plain candy cane | 6 |
| #19 | plastic Jefferson wings | 210 |
| #37 | plastic doll arms | 1 |
| #39 | plastic doll legs | 1 |
| #468 | plastic ingot | 2 |
| #10 | plunge-leg | 253 |
| #26 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #15 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #15 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #33 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #15 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #11 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #5 | plush sea serpent | 2 |
| #16 | pocket ace | 34 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #66 | poisonsettia | 33 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #13 | poppy | 534 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #7 | porkpocket | 160 |
| #7 | porquoise | 551 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #61 | portable steam unit | 2 |
| #66 | portable table | 18 |
| #74 | potato alarm clock | 2 |
| #477 | potted cactus | 3 |
| #847 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #11 | powdered gold | 135 |
| #154 | powdered powdered sugar | 4 |
| #64 | prank Crimbo card | 2 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #165 | pretty bouquet | 11 |
| #63 | pretty flower | 9,907 |
| #59 | priceless diamond | 4 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #45 | projectile chemistry set | 47 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #34 | pteruges | 2 |
| #30 | punching mirror | 2 |
| #17 | punk patch | 203 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #9 | pygmy adder oil | 846 |
| #10 | pygmy dart | 175 |
| #12 | pygmy papers | 265 |
| #14 | pygmy witchhazel | 194 |
| #29 | quantum of familiar | 12 |
| #9 | question juice | 160 |
| #94 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 3 |
| #242 | radiation-resistant helmet | 3 |
| #98 | radiator heater shield | 3 |
| #9 | radioactive spider venom | 137 |
| #64 | rattler rattle | 30 |
| #5 | ravenous eye | 179 |
| 🥉 | raw stuffing | 861 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #76 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #80 | red and white claret | 2 |
| #101 | red coat | 1 |
| #73 | red money bag | 20 |
| #115 | red shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | red tulip | 165 |
| #14 | red white and blue claret | 2 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #6 | red-hot jawbreaker | 147 |
| #25 | replica Elf Guard medal | 2 |
| #93 | resolution: be feistier | 14 |
| #64 | resolution: be happier | 51 |
| #56 | resolution: be kinder | 15 |
| #64 | resolution: be luckier | 16 |
| #48 | resolution: be more adventurous | 30 |
| #115 | resolution: be sexier | 7 |
| #76 | resolution: be smarter | 40 |
| #147 | resolution: be stronger | 1 |
| #75 | resolution: be wealthier | 12 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #150 | right half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #22 | [2108]rock | 362 |
| 🥉 | rocky road ice cream | 36 |
| 🥇 | roll of meat | 1,685 |
| 🥇 | rose | 742,485 |
| #11 | rotten tomato | 63 |
| #35 | rubber doll body | 1 |
| #38 | rubber doll head | 1 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #84 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 2 |
| #167 | runny icing | 2 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #148 | salt plum | 10 |
| #7 | salt plum sake | 28 |
| #110 | salt wages | 39 |
| #11 | salt water taffy | 149 |
| #4 | salted mutton | 13 |
| #150 | salty gumdrop | 2 |
| #59 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 2 |
| #61 | scotch on the rocks | 9 |
| #24 | scrunchie tourniquet | 183 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #22 | seared dino steak | 11 |
| #29 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 236 |
| #10 | security automa-core | 8 |
| #81 | self-repairing earmuffs | 4 |
| #31 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #153 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 9 |
| #6 | shamanic ham | 146 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #11 | shiny stones | 2,511 |
| #67 | shipwright's hammer | 2 |
| #70 | shoe ad T-shirt | 1 |
| #7 | shopkeeper beard | 152 |
| #13 | short deposition | 247 |
| #57 | shot of mescal | 53 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #136 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #35 | silent D | 2 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #146 | silent M | 2 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #40 | silent R | 2 |
| #34 | silent T | 2 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #75 | silent Z | 2 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #62 | silent pea shooter | 20 |
| #76 | silver cow skull | 2 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #11 | single atom | 1,650 |
| #35 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 11 |
| #13 | sinister-looking cat | 281 |
| #8 | skelelton spine | 1,109 |
| #11 | skeletal banana | 192 |
| #6 | skeleton beans | 167 |
| #204 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #41 | sleeve deuce | 209 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #9 | smellbook | 171 |
| #22 | smooth velvet bra | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #14 | smut orc sunglasses | 195 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #6 | snakeskin jacket | 1 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #23 | snow fort | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #25 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 401 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #36 | solid gold bowling ball | 306 |
| #14 | solid gold jewel | 247 |
| #544 | solid gold pegleg | 3 |
| #32 | solid shifting time weirdness | 3 |
| #181 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #27 | space blanket | 17 |
| #9 | space marine flash grenade | 153 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #5 | spare neck bolts | 215 |
| #183 | sparking robo-battery | 5 |
| #40 | spectre scepter | 328 |
| #9 | spicy jerky stick | 143 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #295 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #105 | spooky eggnog | 33 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #15 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 229 |
| #57 | spooky lasso | 24 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #170 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 2 |
| #7 | spray chrome | 161 |
| #89 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 12 |
| 🥇 | squeaky toy rose | 378 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #2239 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #615 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #26 | steamed oyster | 126 |
| #15 | steampunk potion | 218 |
| #163 | steamy ruby | 9 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #17 | stick | 313 |
| #10 | stick-on gnome beard | 138 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #12 | stink-penny | 2,233 |
| #8 | stolen meatpouch | 3,471 |
| #202 | stone banjo | 2 |
| #937 | stone of eXtreme power | 5 |
| #37 | strange helix fossil | 2 |
| #7 | straw pole | 143 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #780 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #30 | stringy sinew | 350 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #58 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 344 |
| #188 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 153 |
| #407 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #302 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 110 |
| #105 | stuffed Meat | 278 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #170 | stuffed angry cow | 179 |
| #217 | stuffed astral badger | 148 |
| #148 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 195 |
| #1464 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #194 | stuffed cocoabo | 156 |
| #186 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 43 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #237 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 140 |
| #314 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 116 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #157 | stuffed hand turkey | 185 |
| #75 | stuffed key | 438 |
| #13 | stuffed kraken | 19 |
| #323 | stuffed martini | 30 |
| #316 | stuffed mind flayer | 114 |
| #139 | stuffed mink | 234 |
| #99 | stuffed monocle | 278 |
| #299 | stuffed ninja snowman | 19 |
| #68 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 27 |
| #82 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #420 | stuffed scary death orb | 96 |
| #143 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 124 |
| #353 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 106 |
| #274 | stuffed snowy owl | 119 |
| #335 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 111 |
| #315 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 25 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #230 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 135 |
| #109 | stuffed teddy butler | 260 |
| #86 | stuffed tin of caviar | 299 |
| #86 | stuffed treasure chest | 415 |
| #250 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 133 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #15 | stuffing | 625 |
| #1371 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #117 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #86 | sugarplum ration | 2 |
| #88 | sundae ration | 2 |
| #19 | super-absorbent tarp | 7 |
| #149 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 3 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #137 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #734 | sweet mochi ball | 6 |
| #52 | synthetic rock | 2 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #64 | tarnished bottlecap | 53 |
| #124 | tawdry amethyst | 10 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| #12 | temporary tribal tattoo | 134 |
| #7 | temporary yak tattoo | 166 |
| #7 | tempura green and red bean | 11 |
| #963 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #7 | the kindest cold cut | 162 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| #152 | thick walrus blubber | 6 |
| #65 | third ear | 7 |
| #22 | throwing candy | 104 |
| #17 | time shuriken | 2 |
| #55 | tin magnolia | 315 |
| #179 | tiny bomb | 2 |
| #10 | tiny canopic jar | 181 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #597 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #507 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #936 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2061 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #4902 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #2052 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3868 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1307 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #760 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 5 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2946 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #680 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4531 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #3962 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #838 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1332 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3164 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #3868 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2132 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2200 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #860 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #13 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1,758 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8045 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #6061 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1114 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #846 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #4788 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4456 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #4438 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6183 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1772 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4035 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #10 | tomato soup poster | 178 |
| #60 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 18 |
| #16 | tooth | 329 |
| #1071 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #38 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #769 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #7 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 163 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1626 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #381 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #16 | trench coat | 1 |
| #122 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 10 |
| #54 | trick coin | 2 |
| #383 | tropical orchid | 4 |
| #6 | tube of pendulum lube | 159 |
| #5 | tube of villain white | 147 |
| #7 | turtle mud | 152 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #40 | twitching time capsule | 16 |
| #6 | una poca de gracia | 217 |
| #118 | unearthly onyx | 11 |
| #12 | unholy water | 162 |
| #72 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #24 | unidentified drink | 339 |
| #35 | universal biscuit | 87 |
| #16 | unquiet spirits | 123 |
| #99 | unrequired jacket | 1 |
| #67 | unsanitized scalpel | 5 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #557 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #40 | unused soap | 73 |
| #656 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #54 | upsy daisy | 297 |
| #47 | useless powder | 11,437 |
| #58 | valuable coin | 26 |
| #139 | valuable trinket | 704 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #46 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #19 | vampire pearl necklace | 2 |
| #18 | vampire pearl ring | 2 |
| #40 | vampire pellet | 10 |
| #6 | vial of swamp vapors | 168 |
| #37 | viral DNA | 91 |
| #621 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 8 |
| #20 | void stone | 555 |
| #12 | voodoo glowskull | 414 |
| #6 | votive candle | 136 |
| #265 | warbear battery | 10 |
| #14 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #233 | warbear liquid overcoat | 3 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #190 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 7 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #228 | warbear wardance potion | 3 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #10 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 164 |
| #7 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 199 |
| #92 | water wings | 13 |
| #131 | waterlogged cloth | 5 |
| #143 | waterlogged leather | 4 |
| #123 | waterlogged stuffing | 7 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #27 | wet tack | 2 |
| #89 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 2 |
| #29 | whalecake | 2 |
| #24 | whalegun | 2 |
| #93 | whalesteak | 2 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #58 | whiskey in a broken glass | 53 |
| #15 | white Crimbo ball | 5,003 |
| #15 | white arm towel | 2 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #23 | white elephant gift | 4 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #71 | white money bag | 8 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| 🥈 | white tulip | 153 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #11 | wooden block | 352 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #7 | wrestling mask | 159 |
| #6 | x-ray mirror | 163 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #72 | ye olde golde frontes | 3 |
| #17 | yule grog | 2 |
| #86 | yule gruel | 13 |
| #46 | yule hatchet | 13 |
| #7 | zombie hollandaise | 288 |