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| #362 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 29 |
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| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #346 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #535 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
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| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #726 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #950 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 27 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #71 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 2 |
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| #72 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 2 |
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| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #620 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1642 | badass belt | 33 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #266 | donated booze | 29 |
| #347 | donated candy | 16 |
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| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
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| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
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| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
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| #288 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
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| #307 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #314 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #125 | eleven-foot pole | 2 |
| #131 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #469 | fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #593 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #93 | mangled finger | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #316 | old sweatpants | 234 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #162 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #148 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 13 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #361 | silver shrimp fork | 5 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1523 | spectre scepter | 17 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #869 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |