| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #369 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #10 | boilermaker | 383 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #241 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 57 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #402 | facsimile dictionary | 27 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #546 | fossilized limb | 10 |
| #290 | fossilized torso | 19 |
| #366 | fossilized wing | 8 |
| #226 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
| #402 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #439 | hideous egg | 5 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #198 | longhaired hippy wig | 3 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1018 | paperclip | 5 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #363 | unearthed potsherd | 5 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #367 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |