| #127 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
| #394 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #81 | Angelhair Culottes | 10 |
| #192 | Argarggagarg's fang | 8 |
| #121 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 8 |
| #96 | Bjorn's Hammer | 4 |
| #275 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #253 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #43 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 52 |
| #123 | Crimbosmopolitan | 3 |
| #17 | Crimbow Rainbo | 5 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 2 |
| #54 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 2 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 48 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 4 |
| #76 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 130 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 12 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 617 |
| #53 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 19 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 3 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #61 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 5 |
| #426 | Crown of the Goblin King | 58 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #92 | Disco Banjo | 6 |
| #113 | Dolphin King's crown | 37 |
| #62 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 53 |
| #323 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #68 | Elf Army machine parts | 31 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #124 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,772 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 3 |
| #61 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 7 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #68 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #67 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #29 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 20 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #28 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 2 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #20 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 48 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #180 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 6 |
| #179 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 6 |
| #204 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #36 | Jamaican coffee | 11 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #161 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 6 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #185 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 7 |
| #152 | Lederhosen of the Night | 9 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #175 | Newman's Own Trousers | 6 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #67 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 11 |
| #68 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 4 |
| #27 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 26 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #202 | Safari Jack's moustache | 7 |
| #202 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 11 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #247 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 7 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 4 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 5 |
| #124 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #399 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 9 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #216 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 6 |
| #163 | Yakisoba's hat | 8 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #369 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #654 | badass belt | 76 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #92 | corned beet | 4 |
| #863 | delicious salad | 26 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #50 | gingerbread pirate | 4 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #51 | grog nuts | 10 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #10 | hot wine | 23 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #306 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #1599 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #500 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #18 | massive wrench | 4 |
| #11 | military-grade peppermint oil | 75 |
| #1579 | monomolecular yo-yo | 4 |
| #29 | mulled wine | 7 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #1123 | nanite-infested candy cane | 9 |
| #53 | officer's nog | 10 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #113 | pants of the Slug Lord | 31 |
| #53 | pegfinger | 3 |
| #51 | peppermint tack | 18 |
| #68 | pickled bread | 5 |
| #39 | prank Crimbo card | 5 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #26 | red and white claret | 19 |
| #14 | replica Elf Guard medal | 3 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #121 | salted mutton | 2 |
| #1671 | sawblade fragment | 33 |
| #57 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 3 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #55 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #80 | sugarplum ration | 3 |
| #28 | sundae ration | 28 |
| #543 | synthetic stuffing | 11 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #482 | theoretical string | 28 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #748 | toy hoverpad | 13 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #951 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #1578 | unstable DNA | 14 |
| #355 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #28 | wet tack | 2 |
| #92 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 2 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #10 | whalesteak | 87 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |