| 🥈 | BRICKO turtle | 603 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #43 | Necrotelicomnicon | 20 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #102 | Safari Jack's moustache | 11 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #47 | Tuesday's ruby | 93 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥉 | asbestos helmet turtle | 408 |
| #76 | baconstone | 86 |
| #7 | ballast turtle | 86 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #10 | bottlecap turtle | 169 |
| 🥇 | box turtle | 1,143 |
| #12 | boxcar turtle | 243 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | cardboard box turtle | 200 |
| 🥉 | chrome helmet turtle | 800 |
| #118 | cigar box turtle | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| 🥉 | dueling turtle | 252 |
| #87 | effluvious emerald | 19 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #17 | flytrap bezoar | 3 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| 🥉 | furry green turtle | 271 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #110 | giraffe-necked turtle | 7 |
| #119 | glacial sapphire | 7 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| 🥉 | grinning turtle | 67 |
| #95 | gummi turtle | 17 |
| #118 | hamethyst | 56 |
| #695 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| 🥉 | hedgeturtle | 6,641 |
| #56 | helmet turtle | 2,816 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #108 | irradiated turtle | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | knobby helmet turtle | 841 |
| 🥈 | linoleum helmet turtle | 675 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #162 | lump of diamond | 23 |
| #77 | marine aquamarine | 3 |
| #38 | meaty helmet turtle | 6 |
| #104 | mocking turtle | 6 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | padded tortoise | 1,287 |
| #4 | painted turtle | 224 |
| #87 | porquoise | 63 |
| #146 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | samurai turtle | 998 |
| 🥇 | sewer turtle | 1,410 |
| #4 | skeletortoise | 566 |
| #6 | sleeping wereturtle | 140 |
| 🥈 | soup turtle | 293 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #268 | spectre scepter | 112 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #127 | steamy ruby | 12 |
| #352 | stone of eXtreme power | 29 |
| #8 | syncopated turtle | 50 |
| #242 | tawdry amethyst | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| 🥇 | torquoise | 473 |
| 🥇 | tortoboggan | 893 |
| #172 | unearthly onyx | 6 |
| #118 | untamable turtle | 13 |