Museum :: Rogar7209

Rogar7209

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#123	11-leaf clover	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#1965	Angry Farmer candy	2
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#294	Baja sopapilla	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#358	Bash-Ōs boxtop	3
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#843	Bonerdagon necklace	12
#924	Boris's ring	1
#741	Boss Bat bling	4
#942	Boss Bat britches	14
#64	Bram's choker	2
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#127	Claybender glasses	2
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#554	Codpiece of the Goblin King	14
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
🥇	Crimbo training manual	2
#3209	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#1840	Daffy Taffy	2
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1106	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#1823	Drowsy Sword	4
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#619	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#179	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	3
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#201	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	4
#215	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#470	Elmley shades	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#142	Fitspiration™ poster	3
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#89	Gathered Meat-Clip	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#893	Green Clover of Justice	2
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#185	Hollandaise helmet	39
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#714	Instant Karma	5
#220	Iron Beta of Industry	45
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#141	Knob Goblin Mutagen	6
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#819	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#451	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	4
#83	Leonard's glasses	4
#1181	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	21
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#286	Milk Studs	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#850	Mohawk wig	2
#162	Mr. Accessory	1
#2546	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#374	NG	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#676	Orcish baseball cap	2
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#612	PADL Phone	1
#313	PEEZ dispenser	4
#159	Pain Dip	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#815	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#201	Professor What T-Shirt	2
#29	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	1
#34	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	1
#31	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	1
#29	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	1
#26	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	2
#33	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	1
#31	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	1
#33	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	1
#28	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	1
#93	Red Army camouflage kit	6
#79	Red X Shield	1
#2431	Rock Pops	3
#320	Rock and Roll Legend	4
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1318	Senior Mints	1
#177	Shivering Chèvre	6
#134	Skullery Maid's Knee	4
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#137	Smart Bone Dust	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#31	Staff of the Black Kettle	3
#35	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	10
#24	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	12
#21	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	13
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#300	Swizzler	3
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#174	Tears of the Quiet Healer	7
#60	The Lot's engagement ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#66	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#175	Trainbot circuitry	1
#166	Trainbot linkages	1
#169	Trainbot plating	1
#160	Trainbot servomotors	1
#234	Trainbot slag	1
#172	Trainbot tubing	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#238	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#141	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	5
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#474	Yellow Moon of Compassion	7
#2860	Yummy Tummy bean	2
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#100	acceptable bagel	1
#132	accord ion	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#121	actual tapas	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#54	agnolotti arboli	1
#67	alarm accordion	1
#108	amok putter	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#533	ancient spice	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#185	ant hoe	2
#167	ant pick	2
#103	ant pitchfork	4
#103	ant rake	5
#165	ant sickle	2
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#117	antique accordion	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#905	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#39	armored prawn	1
#486	around the world	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#124	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	8
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#642	asshat	1
#178	attorney's badge	1
#124	autocalliope	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#131	bad-ass club	1
#2086	badass belt	25
#289	bag of W&Ws	6
#12	bakelite backpack	1
#10	bakelite badge	1
#1591	ball	2
#305	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#121	baritone accordion	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#900	baseball	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#50	beefy pill	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#672	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#787	beertini	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#110	big rock	23
#377	bird rib	1
#521	bit of clingfilm	8
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#119	black blade	1
#124	black cloak	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#133	black eye shadow	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#126	black friar's tonsure	4
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#160	black magic powder	1
#577	black pepper	1
#667	black shield	1
#726	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#152	blackberry polite	1
#137	blank diary	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#168	bone abacus	1
#118	bone bandoneon	1
#658	bone chips	11
#429	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#173	book of matches	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#696	bottle of alcohol	1
#1330	bottle of gin	1
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#1585	bottle of rum	1
#68	bottle of sea wine	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#543	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#1136	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#162	bowl of mernudo	1
#43	bowl of topioca	1
#246	bowling ball	1
#1053	box	1
#298	box of Dweebs	3
#4674	box of sunshine	9
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#241	boxing glove	1
#226	brass gear	1
#36	breadwand	1
#229	breath mint	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#138	brigand brittle	45
#1381	brine	1
#27	broken El Vibrato drone	1
#48	broken beer bottle	2
#625	broken sword	1
#591	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#201	brown felt tophat	1
#141	brown paper bag mask	1
#138	brown paper pants	1
#290	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
#423	bubblin' crude	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#27	bundle of firewood	1
#971	bunny liver	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#10	burglar/sleep mask	1
#50	burning newspaper	1
#21	burnt stick	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#228	bus pass	1
#91	button rouge	7
#258	cabooze	2
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#15	campfire baked potato	1
#14	campfire beans	2
#19	campfire coffee	2
#17	campfire hot dog	2
#16	campfire s'more	2
#17	campfire smoke	1
#16	campfire stew	1
#1890	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#402	can of maces	2
#6	candy drive button	1
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#62	candy knife	4
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#222	cardboard katana	2
#522	cardboard wakizashi	2
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#262	carton of rotten eggs	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#63	catskin buckler	2
#40	catskin cap	2
#689	centipede eggs	1
#8	chalk chapeau	1
#1612	chaos butterfly	2
#235	charming flute	1
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#824	chef's hat	3
#189	chintzy accordion pin	3
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#216	chintzy turtle brooch	4
#231	chocolate pasta spoon	1
#212	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#259	chocomotive	3
#672	chopsticks	2
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#869	chrome ore	2
#429	chrome staff	1
#153	cigar box turtle	1
#156	cigarette lighter	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#557	clown shoes	3
#115	clown whip	1
#82	clown wig	3
#120	clownskin belt	3
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#26	club of corruption	1
#68	clumsiness bark	30
#103	coal dust	1
#73	coal shovel	2
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1180	coconut shell	2
#435	coffin lid	2
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#358	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#128	cold water bottle	2
#166	colorful toad	1
#85	combat fan	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#170	compression stocking	2
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#558	cool whip	3
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#317	corn holder	3
#704	cornuthaum	2
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#216	costume sword	3
#106	crêepy mask	2
#100	cracker	2
#1242	cranberries	1
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#140	crappy waiter disguise	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#114	crowbar	2
#541	crowbarrr	2
#70	crudles	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#256	curmudgel	3
#63	cyan seashell	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#585	dance card	1
#100	dancing fan	5
#962	dark potion	1
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#93	demon buckler	1
#1264	dense meat stack	1
#436	dented harmonica	1
#851	diamond-studded cane	2
#597	didgeridooka	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#406	disco ball	90
#351	disco mask	102
#1024	disease	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#345	dishrag	1
#490	distressed denim pants	2
#1716	disturbing fanfic	2
#347	donated candy	16
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#771	draggin' ball hat	2
#1677	drywall axe	2
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#1650	duct tape	6
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#124	duonoculars	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#323	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#306	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#189	dusty left fifth rib	2
#290	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#296	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#197	dusty left fourth rib	2
#304	dusty left humerus	1
#293	dusty left kneecap	1
#209	dusty left ninth rib	2
#293	dusty left scapula	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#300	dusty right femur	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#293	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#196	dusty right kneecap	2
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#312	dusty right second rear claw	1
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#187	dusty right third rib	2
#307	dusty right thumb	1
#314	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#194	dusty right ulna	2
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#304	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#187	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	2
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#289	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#187	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	2
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#718	eXtreme mittens	2
#670	eXtreme scarf	2
#228	eggbeater	2
#139	eldritch dough	3
#370	eldritch effluvium	2
#76	electric copperhead potion	18
#128	elegant nightstick	1
#125	eleven-foot pole	2
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#169	enchanted muesli	5
#487	enchanted toothpick	2
#462	energy drink IV	2
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#45	extra-toasted half sandwich	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#907	eyepatch	2
#806	f3d0r4	2
#778	fancy bath salts	2
#1882	fancy chocolate car	1
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#655	ferret bait	1
#118	filthy armor	1
#800	filthy corduroys	2
#971	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#176	fireclutch	3
#188	fishelada	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#87	flaming glowsticks	6
#793	flaming talons	2
#294	flan del mar	1
#905	flaregun	1
#173	flask flops	1
#138	fleetwood chain	1
#216	flimsy clipboard	2
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#497	foam noodle	1
#792	foolscap fool's cap	1
#227	freightcake	4
#234	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#507	friendly cheez blob	5
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#680	frilly skirt	2
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#73	frozen turtle shell	2
#540	furniture dolly	1
#427	furry pants	1
#571	fuzzy busby	2
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#609	fuzzy montera	1
#33	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#661	gas balloon	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#100	ghost accordion	1
#589	ghost of a necklace	1
#123	ghost toga	1
#160	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#116	giant breath mint	4
#292	giant cactus quill	2
#1277	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#205	giant gym membership card	1
#240	giant marshmallow	1
#103	giant neckbeard	11
#1118	giant needle	2
#106	giant pearl	1
#213	giant penguin keychain	1
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#183	giant safety pin	1
#191	giant tube of black lipstick	10
#98	gilt perfume bottle	7
#119	giraffe-necked turtle	5
#158	glass of gnat milk	5
#174	glass of warm milk	2
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#953	glowing red eye	2
#820	goat beard	1
#428	goatskin umbrella	2
#394	gold lamé pants	1
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#1780	yo-yo	4
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#51	zen motorcycle	1
#161	zombie hollandaise	2

Wow, that's 4,083 items total!

what items are this player missing?