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| #110 | BACON | 100 |
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| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #123 | FunFunds™ | 7 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1115 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
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| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Volcoino | 3 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #432 | ancient protein powder | 6 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
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| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #185 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #109 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #98 | banana-frosted king cake | 21 |
| #77 | baseball | 127 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #768 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #210 | big boom | 7 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #344 | brick | 111 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #32 | cursed black pearl onion | 79 |
| #28 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 91 |
| #33 | cursed bottle of rum | 93 |
| #26 | cursed cannonball | 72 |
| #17 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 97 |
| 🥈 | cursed piece of thirteen | 202 |
| #27 | cursed sea biscuit | 86 |
| #27 | cursed voodoo skull | 79 |
| #516 | dollhive | 15 |
| #1419 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #159 | effluvious emerald | 9 |
| #173 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 86 |
| #292 | exploding hacky-sack | 3 |
| #975 | fire | 4 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #370 | flaming mushroom | 7 |
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| #325 | frozen Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #1066 | fudgecule | 57 |
| #475 | funky dried mushroom | 9 |
| #134 | glacial sapphire | 6 |
| #221 | gold lamé pants | 3 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #784 | green gummi ingot | 11 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #194 | guano coffee cup | 15 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #763 | handful of confetti | 55 |
| #737 | handful of hand chalk | 15 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #118 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 25 |
| #1305 | iGoogly | 4 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #752 | killing feather | 50 |
| #2362 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #929 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #377 | monomolecular yo-yo | 180 |
| #540 | mushroom fermenting solution | 15 |
| #280 | mylar scout drone | 17 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #95 | odd silver coin | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #250 | pointy mushroom | 10 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #625 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #325 | powdered organs | 5 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #148 | purple glowstick | 11 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #781 | red gummi ingot | 11 |
| #1001 | rogue swarmer | 52 |
| #265 | roll of toilet paper | 386 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1377 | sawblade fragment | 40 |
| #8 | sea truffle | 11 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #328 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #649 | solid gold bowling ball | 25 |
| #447 | solid gold pegleg | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #473 | squirming egg sac | 18 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #164 | steamy ruby | 9 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5256 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
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| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #340 | stuffed gray blob | 136 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
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| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #186 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 41 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #862 | stuffing | 10 |
| #98 | tawdry amethyst | 14 |
| #757 | teddy borg | 10 |
| #1190 | theoretical string | 4 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #756 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 10 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #474 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #730 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 10 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #468 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #903 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #967 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #914 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1442 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #819 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #642 | tiny plastic demoninja | 11 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #946 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #942 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1070 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #84 | trilobite candy mold | 2 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #74 | true grit | 55 |
| #89 | unearthly onyx | 17 |
| #1281 | unstable laser battery | 40 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #807 | useless powder | 82 |
| #390 | valuable trinket | 220 |
| #361 | vampire collar | 4 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #125 | warbear metalworking primer | 9 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #238 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 5 |
| #222 | warbear requisition box | 13 |
| #330 | warbear whosit | 349 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #186 | witty rapier | 27 |
| #245 | yellow glowstick | 6 |
| #747 | yellow gummi ingot | 12 |
| #306 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |