Museum :: Bluewoods

Bluewoods

Rank	Item	Quantity
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	2
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#73	A muse-bouche	4
#968	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#183	Ancient Saucehelm	10
#60	Angelhair Culottes	12
#116	Argarggagarg's fang	11
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#312	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#829	BGE shotglass	10
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#67	BRAINS shorts	20
#221	BURT	134
#61	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	12
#104	Bangyomaman battle juice	3
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#113	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	72
#158	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	13
#120	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	24
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#45	Bling of the New Wave	14
#327	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#67	Blood Light	50
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#134	Bone's Farm "wine"	13
#311	Bonerdagon necklace	36
#200	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#116	Boozehounds Anonymous token	8
#336	Boss Bat bling	10
#167	Boss Bat britches	73
🥈	Byte	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	2
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#791	CRIMBCO mug	12
#1375	CRIMBCO scrip	15
#625	CRIMBCO wine	12
#2130	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#74	Claw of the Infernal Seal	11
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#117	Codpiece of the Goblin King	46
#111	Colander of Em-er'il	13
#447	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#177	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	29
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1276	Crimbuck	344
#948	Crown of the Goblin King	26
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#503	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	12
#120	Disco 'Fro Pick	14
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#192	Dolphin King's crown	23
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#228	Drowsy Sword	83
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#55	Ecto-Cooler	18
#106	El Sombrero De Lopez	16
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#139	Elder Turtle Shell	12
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#66	Enchanted Flyswatter	5
#72	Enchanted Plunger	5
#236	FDKOL commendation	2,444
#31	FDKOL fire hose	1
#272	FDKOL hotcakes	11
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#4	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	2
🥇	French slippers	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#137	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#66	Galapagosian Cuisses	12
#64	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	12
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#55	Gearhead Goo	16
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#395	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#72	Gnollish Crossdress	7
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#750	Go-Wassail	11
#40	Grateful Undead T-shirt	13
#97	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	9
#153	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#304	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	11
#185	Heimandatz's heart	8
#89	Helm of the Scream Emperor	5
#93	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#672	Hodgman's blanket	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#24	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
#152	Hollandaise helmet	65
#215	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	2
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#323	Iron Beta of Industry	27
#155	Jack-in-the-box	33
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#107	Jocko Homo's head	12
#516	Kissin' Cousins	2
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#74	Krakrox's Loincloth	11
#80	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	15
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#79	Lederhosen of the Night	15
#133	Let Me Be!	9
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#69	Lobster qua Grill	3
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#280	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	90
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#159	Maxing, Relaxing	6
#403	Meat detector	1
#37	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	50
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#840	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#752	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#580	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#920	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#953	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#16	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
#97	Missing Eye Simulation Device	4
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#194	Misty Robe	9
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#84	Newman's Own Trousers	10
#234	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	29
#73	Nightstalker perfume	41
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#629	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#521	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#105	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#293	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#465	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#85	Red Rover BB gun	39
#648	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#19	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#90	Safari Jack's moustache	12
#203	Scalp of Gorgolok	11
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#119	Shivering Chèvre	25
#83	Silver Bullet beer	27
#179	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#620	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#139	Smart Bone Dust	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#45	Staff of the Black Kettle	2
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#92	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#6	Staff of the Scummy Sink	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#19	Staff of the Soupbone	12
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#166	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#158	Summer Nights	6
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#119	Sweet Sword	1
#211	Sword of Dark Omens	1
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#180	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	85
#166	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	100
#169	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	97
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#771	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#179	Tears of the Quiet Healer	6
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#337	The Cooler Out of Space	6
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#47	The Landscaper's leafblower	2
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#96	The Mariachi's guitar case	15
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#7	The Necbronomicon (used)	2
#209	The Snake trading card	1
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#220	Thwaitgold bee statuette	8
#470	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	3
#552	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	8
#243	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	9
#704	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	7
#895	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
#225	Travels with Jerry	5
#38	UV monocular	4
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#614	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	11
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
🥈	Uncle Romulus (used)	2
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#78	Vial of jus de larmes	2
#48	Volartta's bellbottoms	14
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#169	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	2
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#72	Yakisoba's hat	13
#184	Yellow Moon of Compassion	15
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#229	adorable seal larva	10
#138	aerated diving helmet	1
#29	affordable teak perch	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#395	ammonite fossil	11
#11	anger blaster	3
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#518	bacon bath ball	1
#343	baconstone	23
#130	bad-ass club	1
#512	badass belt	89
#132	bag of many confections	1
#79	ballpark hot daub	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#472	bananagate	11
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#18	baneful bandolier	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#565	bath ball gift set	9
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#119	beautiful soup	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#60	beer-scented teddy bear	20
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#139	bejeweled cufflinks	27
#392	belemnite fossil	11
#17	bewitching boots	2
#583	bindlestocking	2
#81	bite-me-red lipstick	209
#16	bitter bowtie	2
#63	black kettle drum	35
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#325	blind-packed capsule toy	11
#103	blob of acid	16
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#213	bone collar	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#55	bonsai tree	1
#190	bottle of Blank-Out	83
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#507	bottle of bubbles	11
#290	bottle of fire	11
#42	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#4509	box of sunshine	10
#29	brass crank handle	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#182	brigand brittle	15
#1380	brine	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#70	bubble-wrap simulator	17
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#21	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#24	bugbear detector	4
#44	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#198	burst hellseal brain	40
#256	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#1098	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#164	can of starch	1
#38	can of sterno	9
#17	can-you-dig-it?	9
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#803	cement sandals	1
#229	chainsaw chain	2
#998	cheap toaster	2
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#219	chintzy noodle ring	4
#125	chintzy saucepan earring	9
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#55	chiptune guitar	1
#353	chocolate bath ball	2
#488	chocolate cigar	2
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#663	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#377	club necklace	17
#716	comfy coffin	1
#86	compressed air canister	2
#569	corncob pipe	1
#243	corned-beef Reuben	4
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#101	cracker	2
#165	crappy brain	21
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#46	crowbar	10
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#31	crystal decanter	1
#598	cup of infinite pencils	1
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#35	cursed scrunchie	31
#96	daub-breaker	1
#43	decanter of fine Scotch	6
#200	decent brain	11
#15	deck of lewd playing cards	1
#383	deluxe fax machine	1
#52	depleted uranium seal figurine	11
#288	designer handbag	10
#15	diabolical crossbow	1
#425	diamond necklace	15
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#1622	dill	1
#490	disco ball	66
#460	disco mask	66
#119	dollar-sign bag	39
#37	double-ice box	2
#66	double-ice cap	7
#12	doubt cannon	3
#48	drone self-destruct chip	8
#306	drop of water-37	11
#127	drum of pomade	11
#223	drywall axe	62
#1646	duct tape	6
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#94	dull ninja crampons	4
#1577	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#241	dusty bottle of Merlot	100
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#509	easter egg balloon	46
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#322	effluvious emerald	3
#84	eggman noodles	2
#139	eldritch dough	3
#380	electrical thingamabob	7
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1910	elven suicide capsule	1
#133	embezzler's oil	1
#209	empty agua de vida bottle	1,000
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#208	enchanted muesli	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#26	evil-ass club	1
#46	expensive cigar	5
#745	extra-greasy slider	1
#29	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
#46	extra-see-thru nightie	11
#45	extra-strength rubber bands	1
#55	extremely skinny jeans	15
#401	eye-pod	1
#141	facsimile dictionary	68
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#77	fancy beef jerky	2
#14	fancy black tie	1
#1882	fancy chocolate car	1
#162	fancy opera glasses	25
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#34	farfalle bow tie	1
#91	fat stacks of cash	299
#12	fear condenser	3
#652	festive sausage	3
#269	fiery wing	11
#514	figurine of a charred seal	5
#301	figurine of a cold seal	20
#147	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#502	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#767	figurine of a sleek seal	1
#584	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#188	figurine of a stinking seal	12
#158	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	8
#303	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#181	figurine of an armored seal	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#30	filthy lucre	500
#38	fin-bit wax	1
#39	fire axe	1
#81	fireman's helmet	1
#86	fishy wand	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#18	flaming nose	1
#488	flaming talons	10
#106	flayed mind	12
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#7	foam commodore's hat	1
#12	foam naval trousers	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#732	forbidden sausage	2
#96	frayed ninja rope	4
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#251	friendly cheez blob	9
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#742	frigid fudgepuck	1
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#49	frog lip-print	29
#88	frost-rimed seal hide	7
#708	frozen banquet	1
#56	frozen seal spine	2
#379	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#844	fudge lily	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1246	fudgecule	11
#177	fudgecycle	1
#220	fudgesicle	1
#217	funhouse mirror	3
#123	fustulent seal grulch	3
#338	fuzzy busby	8
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#240	fuzzy earmuffs	11
#608	fuzzy montera	1
#113	garish pinky ring	34
#87	gazely stare	2
#241	gearbox necklace	4
#1923	ghost cucumber	1
#52	ghost protocol	11
#220	ghost trap	6
#140	ghostly body paint	37
#161	giant breath mint	1
#126	giant designer sunglasses	32
#62	giant diamond ring	1
#722	giant discarded bottlecap	6
#1011	giant discarded plastic fork	8
#407	giant discarded torn-up glove	11
#140	giant green gummi bear	1
#174	giant green gummi ingot	1
#46	giant pearl	5
#169	giant pinky ring	88
#137	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#59	giant tube of black lipstick	174
#134	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#6	gilded BRICKO chalice	1
#45	gill rings	1
#146	gilt perfume bottle	2
#608	gingerbread house	1
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#172	glass of gnat milk	3
#188	glass of warm milk	1
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#204	gnauga hide whip	1
#135	gold crown	6
#163	gold star	5
#200	gold toothbrush	3
#451	gold wedding ring	10
#447	golden ring	50
#238	good brain	58
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#243	green drunki-bear	1
#785	green gummi ingot	11
#81	green pixie spog	1
#1813	grue egg	13
#68	guard turtle collar	17
#61	guard turtle shell	55
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
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#488	tiny plastic warwelf	14
#287	tiny plastic whitesnake	23
#313	tiny plastic zmobie	20
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#27	tiny sombrero	1
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#131	turtling rod	1
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#250	unearthly onyx	3
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#166	untamable turtle	11
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#55	water-polo cap	6
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#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
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#104	your own black heart	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1

Wow, that's 27,274 items total!

what items are this player missing?