| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #146 | Ancient Saucehelm | 11 |
| #150 | Angelhair Culottes | 7 |
| #171 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 2 |
| #101 | Argarggagarg's fang | 12 |
| #787 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #867 | BGE shotglass | 7 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #279 | BURT | 99 |
| #227 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #134 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 64 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #218 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #128 | Claybender glasses | 2 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #201 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #53 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 41 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2099 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #347 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #396 | Dramatic™ range | 2 |
| #1039 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #125 | Duskwalker fangs | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #174 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 12 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #11 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 50 |
| #4 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 278 |
| 🥉 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 131 |
| #56 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 7 |
| #9 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 233 |
| #7 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 249 |
| #8 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 68 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #263 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #956 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #461 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #179 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 6 |
| #125 | Game Grid ticket | 74 |
| #178 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 6 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #262 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #507 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #89 | Heimandatz's heart | 13 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #467 | Instant Karma | 12 |
| #764 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #99 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #181 | Jocko Homo's head | 9 |
| #37 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 218 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #471 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #214 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 6 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #214 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #213 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 111 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #97 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 2 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #113 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 3 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #132 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #71 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #348 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #475 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #22 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #195 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #168 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #204 | Safari Jack's moustache | 7 |
| #202 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 11 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #393 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #183 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #212 | Space Tours Tripple | 2 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #178 | Swabbie™ swab | 23 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #43 | The Imploded World | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #68 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 20 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #397 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #136 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 10 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #248 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 6 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #143 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 7 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #311 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #493 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 10 |
| #157 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 5 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 14 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 11 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 23 |
| #899 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #371 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 17 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #619 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 9 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #131 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #68 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 88 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #83 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #144 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 8 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #72 | Yakisoba's hat | 13 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #188 | adorable seal larva | 11 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #657 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #109 | amok putter | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #112 | anemone nematocyst | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #185 | ant hoe | 2 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #184 | ant rake | 2 |
| #165 | ant sickle | 2 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #18 | arm buzzer | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #849 | badass belt | 62 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #77 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #18 | beach ball marble | 2 |
| #95 | beaver spear | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #474 | beer lens | 3 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #22 | beer-scented teddy bear | 66 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #347 | big rock | 2 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #20 | bilge wine | 3,272 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #120 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #18 | booty chest charrrm | 1,439 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #156 | bowling ball | 4 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #103 | breadchucks | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
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| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
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| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
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| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
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| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
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| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #150 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #55 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
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| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #13 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1,310 |
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| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
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| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
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| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
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| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
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| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
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| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
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| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
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| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
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| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
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| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
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| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
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| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
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| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
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| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
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| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
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| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
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| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
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| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 1 |
| #11 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
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| #10 | fishbone kneepads | 1 |
| #87 | fishy wand | 1 |
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| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #55 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #234 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #141 | friendly cheez blob | 13 |
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| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #55 | frying brainpan | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1354 | fudgecule | 4 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
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| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #380 | fuzzy montera | 4 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
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| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #205 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #170 | giant penguin keychain | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #152 | giant safety pin | 2 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #154 | giant turkey leg | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #45 | gingerbread hoodie | 1 |
| #32 | gingerbread mask | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #70 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| 🥇 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 51 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #159 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #590 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #124 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #99 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #30 | grumpy old man charrrm | 117 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #376 | guy made of bee pollen | 7 |
| #98 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #497 | handful of confetti | 81 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #79 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #392 | heart of the volcano | 18 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #31 | heavy duty umbrella | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #84 | heavy metal sonata | 9 |
| #64 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 20 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #46 | hothammer | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| 🥇 | humming El Vibrato drone | 60 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #19 | ice skate decoy | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #55 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
| #250 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #34 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #103 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #248 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #729 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #120 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #210 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #314 | loadstone | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #480 | lollipop stick | 71 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #54 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #312 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #156 | madius | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #397 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #227 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 9 |
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| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #34 | meat shield | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #51 | miniature life preserver | 1 |
| #24 | miniature pruning shears | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #200 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 8 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #105 | ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #108 | ninja crampons | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #112 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #182 | obsidian dagger | 70 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #91 | oil shell | 1 |
| #52 | oil slacks | 2 |
| #764 | old sweatpants | 77 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #145 | orc wrist | 2 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #150 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #61 | pig-iron helm | 3 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #68 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #224 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #157 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #80 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #945 | red class ring | 2 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| #95 | red masque | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #92 | red shoe | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #92 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #60 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #162 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1771 | roll of toilet paper | 8 |
| #52 | roller skate doll | 1 |
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