| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #145 | Ancient Saucehelm | 11 |
| #150 | Angelhair Culottes | 7 |
| #170 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 2 |
| #100 | Argarggagarg's fang | 12 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #867 | BGE shotglass | 7 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #279 | BURT | 99 |
| #226 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #132 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 64 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #217 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2261 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #37 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #127 | Claybender glasses | 2 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #200 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #53 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 41 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2094 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #344 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #396 | Dramatic™ range | 2 |
| #1042 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #125 | Duskwalker fangs | 2 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #174 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 12 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #11 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 50 |
| 🥈 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 278 |
| 🥈 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 131 |
| #55 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 7 |
| #8 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 233 |
| #6 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 249 |
| #7 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 68 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #263 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #460 | FDKOL hotcakes | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #82 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #606 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #180 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 6 |
| #124 | Game Grid ticket | 74 |
| #179 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 6 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #503 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #89 | Heimandatz's heart | 13 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #456 | Instant Karma | 12 |
| #761 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #98 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #177 | Jocko Homo's head | 9 |
| #37 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 218 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #217 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 6 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #217 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #214 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 111 |
| #722 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #50 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #95 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 2 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 3 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #174 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #476 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #21 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #194 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #166 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #202 | Safari Jack's moustache | 7 |
| #202 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 11 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #181 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #210 | Space Tours Tripple | 2 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #178 | Swabbie™ swab | 23 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #43 | The Imploded World | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #68 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 20 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #394 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 10 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 6 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #138 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 7 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #491 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 10 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 5 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 14 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #260 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 11 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #212 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 23 |
| #888 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #596 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 17 |
| #114 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 9 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #68 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 88 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #82 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #144 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 8 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #70 | Yakisoba's hat | 13 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #185 | adorable seal larva | 11 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #656 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #108 | amok putter | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #109 | anemone nematocyst | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #183 | ant hoe | 2 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #250 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #182 | ant rake | 2 |
| #164 | ant sickle | 2 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #18 | arm buzzer | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #883 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #850 | badass belt | 62 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #366 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #18 | beach ball marble | 2 |
| #94 | beaver spear | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #472 | beer lens | 3 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #21 | beer-scented teddy bear | 66 |
| #206 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #617 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #333 | big rock | 2 |
| #211 | big stick | 1 |
| #20 | bilge wine | 3,272 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #120 | black cloak | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #116 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #18 | booty chest charrrm | 1,439 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #155 | bowling ball | 4 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #102 | breadchucks | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #201 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
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| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
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| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
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| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
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| #225 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #18 | cannonball charrrm | 1,362 |
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| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
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| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
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| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
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| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
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| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #86 | coal shovel | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
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| #56 | cod cape | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #147 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #53 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #46 | comfy pillow | 17 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #13 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1,310 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
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| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
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| #16 | cuddly teddy bear | 11 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #178 | cursed piece of thirteen | 6 |
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| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
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| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
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| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
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| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
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| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
| #95 | drone self-destruct chip | 2 |
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| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
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| #32 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 841 |
| #28 | dusty bottle of Port | 1,084 |
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| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
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| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
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| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #64 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
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| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
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| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
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| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
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| #24 | fishbone belt | 1 |
| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
| #7 | fishbone fins | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone kneepads | 1 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
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| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #171 | flask flops | 1 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #257 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #54 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #139 | friendly cheez blob | 13 |
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| #254 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #55 | frying brainpan | 1 |
| #842 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1352 | fudgecule | 4 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
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| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #381 | fuzzy montera | 4 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #584 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #123 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
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| #79 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #141 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #169 | giant penguin keychain | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #151 | giant safety pin | 2 |
| #118 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #152 | giant turkey leg | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #45 | gingerbread hoodie | 1 |
| #32 | gingerbread mask | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #69 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| 🥇 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 51 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #392 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #585 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #426 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #97 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #30 | grumpy old man charrrm | 117 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #374 | guy made of bee pollen | 7 |
| #97 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #493 | handful of confetti | 81 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #81 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #391 | heart of the volcano | 18 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #31 | heavy duty umbrella | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #83 | heavy metal sonata | 9 |
| #64 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 20 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #548 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #45 | hothammer | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| 🥇 | humming El Vibrato drone | 60 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #19 | ice skate decoy | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #56 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #33 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #41 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #104 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #481 | lollipop stick | 71 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #55 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #306 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #222 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 9 |
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| #224 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 9 |
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| #164 | magical pony: Uniquity | 15 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #1300 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #34 | meat shield | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #133 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #51 | miniature life preserver | 1 |
| #24 | miniature pruning shears | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #200 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 8 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #104 | ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #107 | ninja crampons | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #111 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #183 | obsidian dagger | 70 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #72 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #88 | oil shell | 1 |
| #52 | oil slacks | 2 |
| #758 | old sweatpants | 77 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #145 | orc wrist | 2 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #404 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #147 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #61 | pig-iron helm | 3 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #67 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #615 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #86 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #936 | red class ring | 2 |
| #102 | red coat | 1 |
| #94 | red masque | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #89 | red shoe | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #91 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #62 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #159 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1768 | roll of toilet paper | 8 |
| #52 | roller skate doll | 1 |
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