| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1170 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1105 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #251 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 10 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #607 | Drowsy Sword | 29 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #157 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 2 |
| #821 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| #374 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #904 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 29 |
| #212 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 39 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #32 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 2 |
| #153 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 178 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1974 | badass belt | 27 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #107 | bottle of goofballs | 193 |
| #2316 | box of sunshine | 50 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #470 | burst hellseal brain | 8 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #220 | crystalline cheer | 452 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #468 | donated booze | 3 |
| #386 | donated candy | 10 |
| #306 | donated food | 20 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #975 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #257 | figurine of a cold seal | 24 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #99 | figurine of a sleek seal | 21 |
| #445 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #52 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 24 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #279 | fuzzy busby | 11 |
| #325 | fuzzy earmuffs | 6 |
| #256 | fuzzy montera | 10 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #87 | ghost of a necklace | 75 |
| #261 | gold wedding ring | 29 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #12 | hand-carved bokken | 8 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #13 | hand-carved staff | 5 |
| #1299 | handful of confetti | 30 |
| #651 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
| #60 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #142 | magical mystery juice | 197 |
| #201 | memory of a C | 5 |
| #31 | memory of a CA base pair | 3 |
| #218 | memory of a G | 4 |
| #151 | memory of a T | 8 |
| #270 | memory of an A | 2 |
| #80 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 18 |
| #181 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 9 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #342 | old sweatpants | 208 |
| #156 | ornate picture frame | 14 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #19 | pint of sweat | 56 |
| #1016 | radium-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #317 | rusty chain necklace | 9 |
| #397 | sawblade shield | 7 |
| #62 | seal-blubber candle | 88 |
| #232 | sealhide seal doll | 4 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #322 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1059 | spectre scepter | 29 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #56 | suspicious-looking fedora | 2 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #600 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #579 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 16 |
| #47 | wand of pigification | 21 |
| #1003 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #467 | wrench bracelet | 6 |
| #95 | wumpus hair | 23 |