| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #13 | Beach Buck | 1,023 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #112 | Chroner | 878 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #81 | Freddy Kruegerand | 161 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #7 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #127 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 8 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #8 | cold cluster | 5 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #994 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #1455 | filthy lucre | 9 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #160 | future drug: Coolscaline | 4 |
| #175 | future drug: Muscularactum | 2 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #448 | gold wedding ring | 10 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #75 | handful of Smithereens | 15 |
| #2689 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #651 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #380 | hobo nickel | 699 |
| #6 | hot cluster | 5 |
| #48 | lunar isotope | 3,214 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #65 | peppermint sprout | 91 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #60 | possessed sugar cube | 2 |
| #23 | pulled green taffy | 167 |
| #264 | s'more | 36 |
| #115 | salt wages | 33 |
| #225 | sand dollar | 36 |
| #8 | skeleton | 3,500 |
| #9 | sleaze cluster | 6 |
| #1948 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #6 | spooky cluster | 5 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #8 | stench cluster | 4 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #48 | string of moist beads | 5 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |