| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #12 | Beach Buck | 1,023 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #127 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #114 | Chroner | 878 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #129 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #115 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #127 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #81 | Freddy Kruegerand | 161 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #726 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #129 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 8 |
| #391 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #8 | cold cluster | 5 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #996 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #1458 | filthy lucre | 9 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #164 | future drug: Coolscaline | 4 |
| #180 | future drug: Muscularactum | 2 |
| #195 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #453 | gold wedding ring | 10 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #75 | handful of Smithereens | 15 |
| #2693 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #654 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #381 | hobo nickel | 699 |
| #6 | hot cluster | 5 |
| #49 | lunar isotope | 3,214 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #67 | peppermint sprout | 91 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #61 | possessed sugar cube | 2 |
| #23 | pulled green taffy | 167 |
| #268 | s'more | 36 |
| #119 | salt wages | 33 |
| #229 | sand dollar | 36 |
| #8 | skeleton | 3,500 |
| #9 | sleaze cluster | 6 |
| #1955 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #6 | spooky cluster | 5 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #8 | stench cluster | 4 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #50 | string of moist beads | 5 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |