In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 9,445 short.
- Franken Stein
- Überraschthexengebräu
- "DEBBIE" tattoo kit
- "DRINK ME" potion
- "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt
- "KICK ME" sign
- "Remember the Trees" Shirt
- "caramel" orange
- "honey" dipper
- "meat" stick
- 'Villa' document
- 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign
- 1 Meat
- 1,970 carat gold
- 1-ball
- 1.21 jigawatts
- 1/6th Pound Cake
- 100-Watt bulb
- 11-leaf clover
- 1337 7r0uZ0RZ
- 17-ball
- 18-picohertz resonator crystal
- 1952 Mickey Mantle card
- 2-ball
- 20-lb can of rice and beans
- 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
- 25-meat staff
- 3-ball
- 30669 scroll
- 33398 scroll
- 334 scroll
- 37x37x37 puzzle cube
- 4-ball
- 4-d camera
- 4-dimensional fez
- 4-dimensional guitar
- 4:20 bomb
- 5-Alarm Saucepan
- 5-ball
- 5-hour acrimony
- 6-ball
- 64067 scroll
- 668 scroll
- 7-ball
- 7-inch discus
- 8-ball
- 8-billed baseball cap
- 8-bit banana
- 9-ball
- 99.44% pure math
- A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
- A Guide to Burning Leaves
- A Guide to Safari
- A Light that Never Goes Out
- A muse-bouche
- A. W. O. L. commendation
- ASCII fu manchu
- ASCII shirt
- Abuela Crimbo's special magnet
- Abyssal ember
- Accordion of Jordion
- Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
- Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
- Admiral's hat
- Adventurer bobblehead
- Adventurer's Kit
- Aerheads
- Affirmation Cookie
- Afternoon Delight
- Agent Corrigan's cigarette
- Agent Mauve
- Aggressive Carrot
- Agitated Turkey
- Aiolion
- Aldebaran sardines
- Alewifeâ„¢ Ale
- Alexy sauce
- Alice's Army Alchemist
- Alice's Army Bowman
- Alice's Army Cleric
- Alice's Army Coward
- Alice's Army Dervish
- Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
- Alice's Army Foil Bowman
- Alice's Army Foil Cleric
- Alice's Army Foil Coward
- Alice's Army Foil Dervish
- Alice's Army Foil Guard
- Alice's Army Foil Halberder
- Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
- Alice's Army Foil Horseman
- Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
- Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber
- Alice's Army Foil Martyr
- Alice's Army Foil Ninja
- Alice's Army Foil Nurse
- Alice's Army Foil Page
- Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden
- Alice's Army Foil Sniper
- Alice's Army Foil Spearsman
- Alice's Army Foil Swordsman
- Alice's Army Foil Wallman
- Alice's Army Foil tattoo
- Alice's Army Guard
- Alice's Army Halberder
- Alice's Army Hammerman
- Alice's Army Horseman
- Alice's Army Lanceman
- Alice's Army Mad Bomber
- Alice's Army Martyr
- Alice's Army Ninja
- Alice's Army Nurse
- Alice's Army Page
- Alice's Army Shieldmaiden
- Alice's Army Sniper
- Alice's Army Spearsman
- Alice's Army Swordsman
- Alice's Army Wallman
- Alice's Army booster box
- All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig
- Aluminum Epsilon of Humility
- Amanitee
- Ambitious Turkey
- Amnesiac Ale
- Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
- Amulet of Perpetual Darkness
- Amulet of Yendor
- Ancient Protector Soda
- Angry Farmer candy
- Angry Farmer's Wife Candy
- Ankh of Badahnkadh
- Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy
- Annual Ascot
- Antagonistic Snowman Kit
- Apathargic Bandersnatch
- Apriling band helmet
- Arr, M80
- Arrow (+1)
- Artist's Butterknife of Regret
- Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness
- Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury
- Artist's Spatula of Despair
- Artist's Whisk of Misery
- Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
- Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
- Asleep in the Cemetery
- Ass-Stompers of Violence
- Atomic Comic
- Atomic Pop
- Aura Libre
- Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
- AutumnFest ale
- Ax of L'rose
- Aye Aye
- Aye Aye, Captain
- Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth
- Azurite
- BACON
- BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt
- BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt
- BGE merchandise order form
- BGE pocket calendar
- BGE shotglass
- BGE temporary tattoo
- BGE tiny plastic toy
- BOOterfinger
- BOOtonniere
- BRAINS shorts
- BRICKO airship
- BRICKO bat
- BRICKO brick
- BRICKO bulwark
- BRICKO cathedral
- BRICKO egg
- BRICKO elephant
- BRICKO eye brick
- BRICKO gargantuchicken
- BRICKO hat
- BRICKO octopus
- BRICKO ooze
- BRICKO oyster
- BRICKO pants
- BRICKO pearl
- BRICKO pyramid
- BRICKO python
- BRICKO reactor
- BRICKO stud
- BRICKO sword
- BRICKO trunk
- BRICKO turtle
- BRICKO vacuum cleaner
- BROS Energy Drink
- BUBBLE GUM
- Bag o' Tricks
- Baja sopapilla
- Bal-musette accordion
- Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
- Bangyomaman battle juice
- Barney's rake
- Baron von Ratsworth's money clip
- Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler
- Barulio's bottle
- Bash-ÅŒs boxtop
- Bash-ÅŒs cereal
- Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
- Bastille Battalion cheese wheel
- Bastille Battalion control rig
- Bastille Battalion control rig crate
- Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher
- Bastille Battalion tattoo kit
- Batfellow comic
- Battlie Light Saver
- Beach Buck
- Beach Comb
- Beach Comb Box
- Bee's Knees
- Beefy Crunch Pastaco
- Beignet Milgranet
- Belt of Howling Anger
- Belt of Loathing
- Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm
- Benetton's Medley of Diversity
- Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
- Bettie page
- Bicycle
- Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook
- Big Punk
- Bigger Bugfinder Blade
- Bird-a-Day calendar
- Bit O' Ectoplasm
- Bit O' Quail Spleen
- BitterSweetTarts
- BittyCar HotCar
- BittyCar MeatCar
- BittyCar SoulCar
- Bjorn's Hammer
- Black Angus blackburger
- Black Bart's Booty
- Black Bodyâ„¢ spray
- Black Hole
- Black No. 2
- Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
- Black and White Apron Meal Kit
- Blackfly Chardonnay
- Blatantly Canadian
- Bling of the New Wave
- Blizzards I Have Died In
- Blood 'n' Plenty
- Blood Light
- Bloodbath
- Bloody Nora
- Blue Diamond of Honesty
- Bluzzard
- Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf
- Bohemian rhapsody
- Boletus Broletus mushroom
- Boltsmann ID badge
- Bone's Farm "wine"
- Bonestabber
- Book of Old-Timey Carols
- Booke of Vampyric Knowledge
- Boosty Juice
- Boots of Twilight Whispers
- Boozehounds Anonymous token
- Bordeaux Marteaux
- Boris's Helm
- Boris's Helm (askew)
- Boris's beer
- Boris's bread
- Boris's key lime
- Boris's key lime pie
- Boris's ring
- Boss Drops
- Boulevardier cocktail
- Bowl of Scorpions
- Bowlet
- Boxing Day Pass
- Boxing Day care package
- Brain Food Pastaco
- Bram's choker
- Brand of Violence
- Breakfast Blast wine cooler
- Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air
- Breathitinâ„¢
- Bright Water
- Brimstone Beret
- Brimstone Bludgeon
- Brimstone Bracelet
- Brimstone Brooch
- Brimstone Bunker
- Brimstone Chicken Sandwich
- Brogre brolo shirt
- Brogre brorts
- Brogre bucket hat
- Bruno's blessing of Mars
- Buddy Bjorn
- Bugbearclaw Donut
- Bugfinder Blade
- Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
- Bulky Buddy Box
- Burt's blessing of Bacchus
- Bustle Hustler
- Buttery Boy
- Buttery Knob
- Byte
- C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button
- C.H.U.M. chum
- C.H.U.M. knife
- C.H.U.M. lantern
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
- CRIMBCO lanyard
- CRIMBCO mug
- CRIMBCO scrip
- CRIMBCO wine
- CRIMBCOIDS mints
- CRIMBCOLOAF
- CSA all-purpose soap
- CSA bravery badge
- CSA cheerfulness ration
- CSA discount card
- CSA fire-starting kit
- CSA obedience grenade
- CSA scoutmaster's "water"
- Caipiranha
- Cajun accordion
- Calzone of Legend
- Camp Scout backpack
- Camp Scout pup tent
- Can of Spaghetto
- Can-Can skirt
- Candicaine
- Candy Alexander
- Cantelope
- Caramel
- Cargo Cultist Shorts
- Carol of the Bulls
- Carol of the Bulls (used)
- Carol of the Hells
- Carol of the Hells (used)
- Carol of the Thrills
- Carol of the Thrills (used)
- Carpathian longsword
- Carpricorn
- Cat-Herding Prod
- Caveman Dan's favorite rock
- Celsius 233
- Celsius 233 (singed)
- Cement Mixer
- Centauri fish wine
- Chakra Libre
- Chalice of the Malkovich Prince
- Champagne Shimmy
- Charity's choker
- Charleston Choo-Choo
- Charleston shoes
- Charter: Nellyville
- Chateau Mantegna room key
- Ched
- Cheer-Up soda
- Chef Boy, R&D's business card
- Cherry Cloaca Cola
- Cherrytastrophe wine cooler
- Cheshire Bitten
- Chester's Aquarius medallion
- Chester's bag of candy
- Chester's cutoffs
- Chester's moustache
- Chester's muscle shirt
- Chester's sunglasses
- ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)
- ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (on)
- Children's Meal of the Damned
- Chinese curse words
- Choco-Mint patty
- Choker of the Ultragoth
- Chorale of Companionship
- Chroner
- Chroner cross
- Chroner trigger
- Chubby and Plump bar
- Churchill
- Cincho de Mayo
- Citrus Crush wine cooler
- Clan Carnival Game
- Clan Floundry
- Clan VIP Lounge invitation
- Clan VIP Lounge key
- Clan hot dog stand
- Clan looking glass
- Clan pool table
- Clan shower
- Clan speakeasy
- Clara's bell
- Claw of the Infernal Seal
- Claybender glasses
- Climate Colada
- Cloaca Cola Polar
- Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife
- Cloak of Dire Shadows
- Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
- Cobra Bowl
- Cocktails of the Age of Sail
- Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
- Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration
- Coilyâ„¢
- Coinspiracy
- Cold Fang
- Cold One
- Cold Stone of Hatred
- Colera Peste Nebbiolo
- Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce
- Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket
- Comet Drop
- Comet Pop
- Comma Chameleon egg
- Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
- Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
- Connery's Elixir of Audacity
- Conspiracyâ„¢ mascara
- Convincing People You Can See The Future
- Cookbook of the Damned
- Cool Brunch Pastaco
- Cornbeefadon
- Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket
- Corpse Island iced tea
- Cosmic Calorie
- Counterclockwise Watch
- Covers-Your-Head
- Cracklin' Oat Bran
- Crazymaker
- Crepes a la Lune
- Crimbeau de toilette
- Crimbo Candy Cookbook
- Crimbo Carol tattoo kit
- Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit
- Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit
- Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head
- Crimbo Factory surprise box
- Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
- Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug
- Crimbo candied pecan
- Crimbo candle
- Crimbo cookie sheet
- Crimbo crystal shards
- Crimbo dinner
- Crimbo dog sweater
- Crimbo food scraps
- Crimbo fudge
- Crimbo hat
- Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll
- Crimbo pants
- Crimbo paste
- Crimbo peppermint bark
- Crimbo pie
- Crimbo pressie
- Crimbo salad
- Crimbo sapling
- Crimbo smile
- Crimbo stocking
- Crimbo stockings
- Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer
- Crimbo sword
- Crimbo tattoo kit
- Crimbo train emergency brake
- Crimbo training manual
- Crimbo tree flocker
- Crimbo wreath
- Crimbojito
- Crimbolex watch
- Crimbomination Contraption
- Crimbonium fuel rod
- Crimbosmopolitan
- Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision
- Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)
- Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping
- Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)
- Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency
- Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)
- Crimbot battery
- Crimbot schematic: Big Head
- Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel
- Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher
- Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper
- Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw
- Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter
- Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder
- Crimbot schematic: Crab Core
- Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso
- Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer
- Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head
- Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun
- Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun
- Crimbot schematic: Gun Face
- Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs
- Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads
- Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs
- Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan
- Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack
- Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler
- Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite
- Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise
- Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis
- Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder
- Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module
- Crimbot schematic: Power Arm
- Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler
- Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head
- Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis
- Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator
- Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker
- Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt
- Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun
- Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet
- Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis
- Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet
- Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower
- Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm
- Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs
- Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball
- Crimbow Rainbo
- Crimboween memo
- Crimboysters Rockefeller
- Crimbuccaneer bombjacket
- Crimbuccaneer breeches
- Crimbuccaneer captain's purse
- Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)
- Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)
- Crimbuccaneer flotsam
- Crimbuccaneer invasion map
- Crimbuccaneer lantern
- Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail
- Crimbuccaneer nose ring
- Crimbuccaneer piece of 12
- Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack
- Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso
- Crimbuccaneer runebone
- Crimbuccaneer shirt
- Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss
- Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate
- Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
- Crimbuccaneer tricorn
- Crimbuccaneer war standard
- Crimbuccaneer whale oil
- Crimbylow-rise jeans
- Crown of Thrones
- Cursed Punch
- Cycloney
- D roll
- DIY protonic accelerator kit
- DNOTC Box
- DUFRESNE Suds
- Dad's brandy
- Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually
- Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting
- Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested
- Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master
- Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart
- Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose
- Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week
- Daisy's unclean bloomers
- Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
- Danglin' Chad's loincloth
- Dark & Starry
- Dark Jill-O-Lantern
- Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
- Das Überkühlraum trading card
- Daylight Shavings Helmet
- Deactivated MiniMechaElf
- Deactivated O. A. F.
- Dear Past Self Package
- Deck of Every Card
- Deep Dish of Legend
- Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe
- Dennis's blessing of Minerva
- Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce
- Diamond HP-35 Calculator
- Dickory Farms Gift Basket
- Diet Cloaca Cola
- Dinsey Maintenance Manual
- Dinsey Whinskey
- Dinsey face paint
- Dinsey food-cone
- Dinsey tattoo kit
- Dinsey's brain
- Dinsey's glove
- Dinsey's oculus
- Dinsey's pants
- Dinsey's pizza cutter
- Dinsey's radar dish
- Disco Banjo
- Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog
- Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
- Disgeist
- Dish of Clarified Butter
- Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
- Divine
- Doc Clock's thyme cocktail
- Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment
- Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir
- Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent
- Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm
- Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum
- Doc's Fortifying Wine
- Doc's Limbering Wine
- Doc's Medical-Grade Wine
- Doc's Smartifying Wine
- Doc's Special Reserve Wine
- Dogsgotnonoz pills
- Doll Moll violin case
- Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat
- Dolph Bossin's charity note
- Double Bacon Beelzeburger
- Doublepunchplanter
- Drac & Tan
- Dragonscale breastplate
- Dramaticâ„¢ range
- Drapes-You-Regally
- Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
- Dreadsylvanian Almanac page
- Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
- Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
- Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned
- Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
- Dreadsylvanian grimlet
- Dreadsylvanian hemlock
- Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
- Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
- Dreadsylvanian seed pod
- Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
- Dreadsylvanian skeleton key
- Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
- Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
- Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket
- Dreadsylvanian stew
- Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
- Dressage
- Drip Institute petri dish
- Drip harness
- Driplet
- Dripwood slab
- Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice
- Drunk Uncles holo-record
- Drunken Astrophysicist
- Drunken Neurologist
- Drunken Philosopher
- Drunkula's bell
- Drunkula's cape
- Drunkula's ring of haze
- Drunkula's silky pants
- Drunkula's wineglass
- Duke Vampire's regal cloak
- Dump Truck
- Dungeon Fist gauntlet
- Duskwalker fangs
- Duskwalker syringe
- Dust bunny
- Dweebisolâ„¢ inhaler
- EMD holo-record
- Earring of Fire
- Earth and Firewater
- Earth, Wind and Firewater
- Eau de Guaneau
- Ecto-Cooler
- Ed the Undying exhibit crate
- Effermintâ„¢ tablets
- Egnaro berry
- Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
- El Vibrato Megadrone
- El Vibrato drone
- El Vibrato energy spear
- El Vibrato helmet
- El Vibrato leg guards
- El Vibrato power sphere
- El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)
- El Vibrato restraints
- El Vibrato translator
- El Vibrato trapezoid
- Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror
- Eldritch snap
- Electric Punch
- Elf Army machine parts
- Elf Farm Raffle ticket
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
- Elf Guard MPC
- Elf Guard SCUBA tank
- Elf Guard broom
- Elf Guard clipboard
- Elf Guard commandeering gloves
- Elf Guard eyedrops
- Elf Guard fuel tank
- Elf Guard hangover cure
- Elf Guard honor present
- Elf Guard hotpants
- Elf Guard insignia (general)
- Elf Guard insignia (private)
- Elf Guard mouthknife
- Elf Guard officer's sidearm
- Elf Guard patrol cap
- Elf Guard payroll bag
- Elf Guard red and white beret
- Elf Guard safety bear
- Elf Guard squirtgun
- Elf Guard strategic map
- Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo
- Elf Guard tinsel grenade
- Elf Guard war standard
- Elfin shortbread
- Ellsbury's journal
- Ellsbury's journal (used)
- Ellsbury's skull
- Elmley shades
- Elron's Explosive Etude
- Elvish delight
- Elvish sunglasses
- Elvish underarmor
- Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
- En Una Fila Tequila
- Enchanted Flyswatter
- Enchanted Plunger
- Energy Buzz Pastaco
- Engorged Sausages and You
- Ent cider
- Essence of Annoyance
- Essence of Bear
- Event Horizon
- Everfull Dart Holster
- Everlasting Deckswabber
- Every Day is Like This Sundae
- Extra-slimy Slimosa
- Extrovermectinâ„¢
- Eye Agate
- Eye and a Twist
- FDKOL commendation
- FDKOL fire hose
- FDKOL hotcakes
- FDKOL tattoo
- Fabiotion
- Falconâ„¢ Maltese Liquor
- Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium
- Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square
- Fantasma en la Máquina
- FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
- FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask
- FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm
- FantasyRealm guest pass
- FantasyRealm key
- FantasyRealm mead
- FantasyRealm membership packet
- FantasyRealm tattoo kit
- FantasyRealm turkey leg
- Fauna Libre
- Faux
- Feliz Navidad
- Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots
- Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
- Ferrigno's Elixir of Power
- Fettris
- Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy
- Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
- Finnish Fish
- Firewater
- First Post shirt - Cir Senam
- First Post shirt package
- Fitspirationâ„¢ poster
- Five Second Energyâ„¢
- Flag by the Footâ„¢
- Flamin' Whatshisname
- Flaming Caipiranha
- Flaming Knob
- Flaming Mohobo
- Flaming Sazerorc
- Flan
- Flan in the Moon
- Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory
- Flaskfull of Hollow
- Fleshazoleâ„¢
- Flivver
- Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
- Flying Caipiranha
- Fog Murderer
- Folder Holder
- Former Sheriff Dan's tin star
- Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
- Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
- Frank Gorshin trophy
- Frankly Mr. Shank
- Frat Army FGF
- Freddie's blessing of Mercury
- Freddy Kruegerand
- French bronilla brogurt
- French-Transylvanian Dictionary
- Friendliness Beverage
- Friendly Turkey
- Frigid Northern Beans
- Frogade
- Fromage Pinotage
- Frostâ„¢ brand sword
- Frosty's arm
- Frosty's carrot
- Frosty's frosty mug
- Frosty's iceball
- Frosty's nailbat
- Frosty's old silk hat
- Frosty's snowball sack
- Frown Exerciser
- Fu Manchu Wax
- Fudge Fiber Armor Plating
- Fun-Guy spore
- FunFundsâ„¢
- Fuzzby
- Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
- Fuzzy Tentacle
- GOTO
- Gabarbar
- Gaia beads
- Game Grid ticket
- Game Grid token
- Game Grid valued membership card
- GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine
- GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
- Garland of Greatness
- Gathered Meat-Clip
- Gauntlets of the Blood Moon
- Gazelleton
- Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire
- Gearhead Goo
- Genalenâ„¢ Bottle
- Gene Tonic: Beast
- Gene Tonic: Constellation
- Gene Tonic: Construct
- Gene Tonic: Demon
- Gene Tonic: Dude
- Gene Tonic: Elemental
- Gene Tonic: Elf
- Gene Tonic: Fish
- Gene Tonic: Goblin
- Gene Tonic: Hippy
- Gene Tonic: Hobo
- Gene Tonic: Horror
- Gene Tonic: Humanoid
- Gene Tonic: Insect
- Gene Tonic: Mer-kin
- Gene Tonic: Orc
- Gene Tonic: Penguin
- Gene Tonic: Pirate
- Gene Tonic: Plant
- Gene Tonic: Slime
- Gene Tonic: Undead
- Gene Tonic: Weird
- General Assembly Module
- General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket
- Gets-You-Drunk
- Ghiaccio Colada
- Ghosprey
- Ghost Dog Chow
- Ghost Pinching Quarterly
- Giant black monolith
- Gin Mint
- Ginsuâ„¢
- Girdle of Hatred
- Glamare
- Glenn's golden dice
- Glo-Pop
- Globmule
- Glum berry
- Gnollish Crossdress
- Gnollish autoplunger
- Gnollish casserole dish
- Gnollish flyswatter
- Gnollish pie server
- Gnollish pie tin
- Gnollish plunger
- Gnollish sangria
- Gnollish slotted spoon
- Gnollish toolbox
- Gnomish sagngria
- Gnomish toolbox
- God Lobster Egg
- Goggles of Loathing
- Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey
- Golden HP-35 Calculator
- Golden Kokomo Resort Chip
- Golden Light
- Golden Mean
- Golden Mr. Accessory
- Golden Mr. Eh?
- Good 'n' Quiet
- Good 'n' Slimy
- Goodfella contract
- Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
- Gordon Bennett
- Gorillape
- Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun
- Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
- Grasshopper
- Grateful Undead T-shirt
- Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
- Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)
- Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)
- Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)
- Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob
- Great Ball of Frozen Fire
- Great Older Fashioned
- Great S-Cape
- Great Wolf's beastly trousers
- Great Wolf's headband
- Great Wolf's left paw
- Great Wolf's lice
- Great Wolf's right paw
- Great Wolf's rocket launcher
- Greatest American Pants
- Greaves of the Murk Lord
- Greek fire
- Green Burlap
- Green Giant
- Green Manalishi
- Green Muslin
- Green Velvet
- Gregarious Gregorian Smock
- Grey Guanon
- Grim Brothers' story book
- Grimacite Bock
- Grimacite gaiters
- Grimacite galoshes
- Grimacite garter
- Grimacite gasmask
- Grimacite gat
- Grimacite gauntlets
- Grimacite girdle
- Grimacite glaive
- Grimacite go-go boots
- Grimacite goggles
- Grimacite gorget
- Grimacite gown
- Grimacite greaves
- Grimacite guayabera
- Groll doll
- Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
- Gummi-DNA
- Gummi-Gnauga
- Gummi-Memory
- Gummy Brains
- Guzzlr application
- Guzzlr cocktail set
- Guzzlr hat
- Guzzlr pants
- Guzzlr shoes
- Guzzlr souvenir stein
- Guzzlr tablet
- Guzzlr tattoo kit
- Guzzlrbuck
- Gygaxian Libram
- Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom
- HOA citation pad
- HOA regulation book
- HOA zombie eyes
- HP-35 Calculator
- Hairpiece On Fire
- Half a Purse
- Hand in Glove
- Hand that Rocks the Ladle
- Handsome Devil
- Hanukkimbo dreidl
- Happy Birthday, Claude! cake
- Hat O' Nine Tails
- Hatorade
- Haunted Sorority House staff guide
- Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance
- Haymaker
- Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans
- Hell and How I Bent It
- Hell broth
- Hell ramen
- Hellfire Spicy Beans
- Helm of the Scream Emperor
- Helps-You-Sleep
- Helvella Haemophilia mushroom
- Herring Daiquiri
- Herring Wallbanger
- Herringtini
- Herseyâ„¢ SMOOCH
- Hide-roxâ„¢ cookie
- Highest Bitter
- Himalayan Hidalgo sauce
- Hippy Army MPE
- History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
- Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians
- Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)
- Hodgman's almanac
- Hodgman's blanket
- Hodgman's bow tie
- Hodgman's cane
- Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
- Hodgman's garbage sticker
- Hodgman's harmonica
- Hodgman's imaginary hamster
- Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
- Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
- Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin
- Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top
- Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
- Hodgman's lucky sock
- Hodgman's metal detector
- Hodgman's porkpie hat
- Hodgman's varcolac paw
- Hodgman's whackin' stick
- Holiday Fun!
- Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
- Hollandaise helmet
- Homebodylâ„¢
- Horsery contract
- Hot 'n' Scarys
- Hot Socks
- Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope
- How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying
- How to Avoid Scams
- How to Hold a Grudge
- How to Play Othello
- How to Tolerate Jerks
- Huggler Radio
- Humanitini
- Humpty Dumplings
- Hundred Headed IPA
- Hungerâ„¢ Sauce
- Ice Island Long Tea
- Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace
- Ice-Cold Beer Ring
- Ice-Cold Beerring
- Iceberglar scarf
- Idol of Ak'gyxoth
- Iiti Kitty Gumdrop
- Iiti Kitty phone charm
- Illuminati earpiece
- Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos
- Imp Ale
- Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
- Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)
- Inner Strength
- Inner Truth
- Inner Wisdom
- Instant Karma
- Interview With You (a Vampire)
- Irish Coffee, English Heart
- Ish Kabibble
- Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
- Island Hurricane
- Island Landslide
- Island Thunderstorm
- Item #13
- Iunion Crown
- Jack-O-Lantern beer
- Jack-in-the-box
- Jackass Plumber home game
- Jackhammer
- Jacob's rung
- Jamaican coffee
- Jamocha berry
- January's Garbage Tote
- January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
- Jarlsberg's earring
- Jarlsberg's key lime
- Jarlsberg's key lime pie
- Jarlsberg's pan
- Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
- Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
- Jawmaster 2000â„¢
- Jeans of Loathing
- Jefferson wings
- Jekyllin hide belt
- Jeppson's Malort
- Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine
- Jick's autograph
- Jick-o-User
- Jocko Homo's head
- Jodhpurs of Violence
- Jokester makeup
- Jolly Roger charrrm
- Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet
- Juju Mojo Mask
- Jumbo Dr. Lucifer
- June cleaver
- Jungle Juice
- Junior Adventurer's kit
- Junior Adventurer's merit badge
- Junior LAAAAME merit badge
- Junk-Bond
- Jurassic Parka
- Kashmir sweater
- Keese berry
- Kelflar vest
- Kentucky-fried meat crossbow
- Kentucky-fried meat staff
- Kentucky-fried meat sword
- Kentucky-style derby
- Kevlar balloon
- Kiss the Knob apron
- Kissin' Cousins
- Knob Göblin lòve potion
- Knob Goblin Mutagen
- Knob Goblin Uberpants
- Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar
- Knob Goblin elite helm
- Knob Goblin elite pants
- Knob Goblin elite polearm
- Knob Goblin elite shirt
- Knob Goblin eyedrops
- Knob Goblin firecracker
- Knob Goblin learning pill
- Knob Goblin lunchbox
- Knob Goblin melon baller
- Knob Goblin nasal spray
- Knob Goblin pants
- Knob Goblin perfume
- Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray
- Knob Goblin scimitar
- Knob Goblin seltzer
- Knob Goblin sharpening spray
- Knob Goblin spatula
- Knob Goblin steroids
- Knob Goblin stink bomb
- Knob Goblin superseltzer
- Knob Goblin tongs
- Knob Goblin visor
- Knob Kitchen grab-bag
- Knob jelly donut
- Knob lo mein
- Knob mushroom
- Knob nuts
- Knob pasty
- Knob sausage
- Knob sausage stir-fry
- Knob shroomkabob
- Knob stir-fry
- Knob stroganoff
- Knob stuffed shells
- Knoll lo mein
- Knoll mushroom
- Knoll shroomkabob
- Knoll stir-fry
- KoL Con 12-gauge
- KoL Con 13 T-shirt
- KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- KoL Con 3-D Glasses
- KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
- KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
- KoL Con IV Pole
- KoL Con Six Pack
- KoL Con X Bingo Card
- KoL Con X Treasure Map
- KoLHS Pep Squad Box
- Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil
- Kokomo Resort Chip
- Kokomo Resort Order Pad
- Kokomo Resort Pass
- Krakrox's Loincloth
- Kramco Industries packing carton
- Kramco Sausage-o-Maticâ„¢
- Krampus Horn
- Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- Kudzu salad
- Kudzu slaw
- L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate
- LARP carp
- LCD game: Burger Belt
- LCD game: Food Eater
- LCD game: Garbage River
- LED block
- LED candle
- LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
- LOLmec statuette
- LOV Echinacea Bouquet
- LOV Elephant
- LOV Elixir #3
- LOV Elixir #6
- LOV Elixir #9
- LOV Emotionizer
- LOV Enamorang
- LOV Entrance Pass
- LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
- LT&T tattoo kit
- LT&T telegraph office deed
- La Fantasma y La Oscuridad
- La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez
- Lapis Lazuli
- Lars the Cyberian
- Lava Miner's Daughter
- LavaCoâ„¢ Lamp housing
- Lavalos's shell
- Law of Averages
- Lazenby's Life Lesson
- Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner
- Lead Zeta of Chastity
- Leapin' Trousers
- Lederhosen of the Night
- Left-Hand Man action figure
- Lemonade-235
- Lens of Hatred
- Lens of Violence
- Leonard's glasses
- Lepardner
- Let Me Be!
- Letter from Carrie Bradshaw
- Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil
- Li'l Businessman Kit
- Liam's mail
- Libram of BRICKOs
- Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
- Libram of Divine Favors
- Libram of Love Songs
- Libram of Pulled Taffy
- Libram of Resolutions
- License To Kill
- License to Chill
- Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
- Lil' Snowball Factory
- Little Crimson Book
- Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
- Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
- Loathing Idol Microphone
- Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
- Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
- Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
- Loathing Legion abacus
- Loathing Legion can opener
- Loathing Legion chainsaw
- Loathing Legion corkscrew
- Loathing Legion defibrillator
- Loathing Legion double prism
- Loathing Legion electric knife
- Loathing Legion flamethrower
- Loathing Legion hammer
- Loathing Legion helicopter
- Loathing Legion jackhammer
- Loathing Legion kitchen sink
- Loathing Legion knife
- Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
- Loathing Legion moondial
- Loathing Legion necktie
- Loathing Legion pizza stone
- Loathing Legion rollerblades
- Loathing Legion tape measure
- Loathing Legion tattoo needle
- Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
- Lobos Mints
- Lobster qua Grill
- Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals
- Locust
- Lollipop Drop
- Lolsipop
- London frog
- Lord Flameface's cloak
- Lord Soggyraven's Slippers
- Lord of the Flies-sized fries
- Louder Than Bomb
- Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
- Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them
- Lucky Lindy
- Lucky Strikes holo-record
- Lucky Surprise Egg
- Ludovico Pastaco
- Lumineux Limnio
- Lump-Stacking for Beginners
- LyleCo Contractor's Manual
- LyleCo premium magnifying glass
- LyleCo premium monocle
- LyleCo premium pickaxe
- LyleCo premium rope
- M-242
- MAHI fez
- MSG
- Mace of the Tortoise
- Mad Train wine
- Mae West
- Mae West with a fly in it
- Mafia bow tie
- Mafia stogie
- Mafia violin case
- Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
- Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
- Mallomarbles
- Manetwich
- Mansquito Serum
- Mansquito's blood
- Manual of Lock Picking
- Manual of Numberology
- Manual of Secret Door Detection
- Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
- Map to Kokomo
- March hat
- Mariner's Friend cough drops
- Mark I Steam-Hat
- Mark II Steam-Hat
- Mark III Steam-Hat
- Mark IV Steam-Hat
- Mark V Steam-Hat
- Mark of the Bugbear
- Mark of the Ghost
- Mark of the Skeleton
- Mark of the Vampire
- Mark of the Werewolf
- Mark of the Zombie
- Marltini
- Marquis de Poivre soda
- Martialest Arts trophy
- Marvelous Unitard
- Marvin's marvelous pill
- Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery
- Master Thief's utility belt
- Maxing, Relaxing
- Maxwell's Silver Hammer
- MayDayâ„¢ contract
- Mayam Calendar
- Mayam spinach
- Mayflower bouquet
- Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo
- Mayodiol
- Mayoflex
- Mayonex
- Mayor Ghost's cloak
- Mayor Ghost's gavel
- Mayor Ghost's khakis
- Mayor Ghost's sash
- Mayor Ghost's scissors
- Mayor Ghost's toupee
- Mayostat
- Mayozapine
- McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade
- McMillicancuddy's Special Lager
- McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
- Meat Butler
- Meat Tenderizer is Murder
- Meat detector
- Meat maid
- Meat maid body
- Meat-inflating powder
- Meatcleaver
- Mechamelion
- Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince
- Medical Pastaco
- Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs
- Meleegraâ„¢ pills
- Memories of Beanslinging
- Memories of Cow Punching
- Memories of Snake Oiling
- Memory Disk, Alpha
- Mer-kin begsign
- Mer-kin breastplate
- Mer-kin bunwig
- Mer-kin cancerstick
- Mer-kin cheatsheet
- Mer-kin cookiestove
- Mer-kin cooljuice
- Mer-kin darkbook
- Mer-kin digpick
- Mer-kin dodgeball
- Mer-kin dragbelt
- Mer-kin dragnet
- Mer-kin eyedrops
- Mer-kin eyeglasses
- Mer-kin facecowl
- Mer-kin fastjuice
- Mer-kin finpaddle
- Mer-kin fitbrine
- Mer-kin foodbucket
- Mer-kin gladiator mask
- Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
- Mer-kin gutgirdle
- Mer-kin hallpass
- Mer-kin headguard
- Mer-kin healscroll
- Mer-kin hidepaint
- Mer-kin hookspear
- Mer-kin killscroll
- Mer-kin knucklebone
- Mer-kin lipstick
- Mer-kin lunchbox
- Mer-kin mouthsoap
- Mer-kin paste
- Mer-kin pinkslip
- Mer-kin prayerbeads
- Mer-kin pressureglobe
- Mer-kin ragejuice
- Mer-kin rocksalt
- Mer-kin rollpin
- Mer-kin roundshield
- Mer-kin saltmint
- Mer-kin saltsquid
- Mer-kin sawdust
- Mer-kin scholar mask
- Mer-kin scholar tailpiece
- Mer-kin smartjuice
- Mer-kin sneakmask
- Mer-kin stopwatch
- Mer-kin strongjuice
- Mer-kin switchblade
- Mer-kin takebag
- Mer-kin thighguard
- Mer-kin thingpouch
- Mer-kin waistrope
- Mer-kin weaksauce
- Mer-kin wordquiz
- Mer-kin worktea
- Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
- Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
- Merc Core challenge coin
- Merc Core deployment orders
- Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses
- Meteoid ice beam
- Meteorite-Ade
- Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
- Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
- Microplushie: Bropane
- Microplushie: Dorkonide
- Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid
- Microplushie: Fauxnerditide
- Microplushie: Gothochondria
- Microplushie: Hippylase
- Microplushie: Hipsterine
- Microplushie: Hobomosome
- Microplushie: Otakulone
- Microplushie: Raverdrine
- Microplushie: Sororitrate
- Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey
- Milk Studs
- Mini-Crimbot crate
- MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher
- Miniborg beeper
- Miniborg hiveminder
- Miniborg laser
- Miniborg stomper
- Miniborg strangler
- Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
- Mint Yulep
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
- Miserable Pie
- Miss Graves' vermouth
- Missing Eye Simulation Device
- Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas
- Mjolnir Jr.
- Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash
- Mob Penguin protection contract
- Mohawk wig
- Mohobo
- Mon Tiki
- Monstar energy beverage
- Monster Manuel
- Moon Pie
- Moonds
- Moonshine Mohobo
- Moonthril Schnapps
- Moping Artistic Goth Kid
- More Humanitini than Humanitini
- Morlock's Mark Bourbon
- Mornington crescent roll
- Morphan
- Mortimer's nostrum
- Morto Moreto
- Mountain Stream Code Black Alert
- Mountain Stream gastrique
- Mountain Stream soda
- Mr. Accessaturday
- Mr. Accessory
- Mr. Accessory Jr.
- Mr. Balloon
- Mr. Big's Wallet
- Mr. Burnsger
- Mr. Cheeng's spectacles
- Mr. Container
- Mr. Eh?
- Mr. Exploiter
- Mr. Haggis
- Mr. Joe's bangles
- Mr. Screege's spectacles
- Mr. Shirt
- Mrs. Rush
- Ms. Accessory
- Mt. McLargeHuge oyster
- Mt. Noob Pale Ale
- Mu
- Mudflap-Girl Earring
- Mudflap-Girl Necklace
- Mudflap-Girl Ring
- Murderer's Punch
- Murgatroyd diode
- Muschat
- Mustardigrade
- My First Art of War
- My First Paycheck envelope
- My Life of Crime, a Memoir
- My Own Pen Pal kit
- Mysterious Black Box
- Mysterious Blue Box
- Mysterious Green Box
- Mysterious Island iced tea
- Mysterious Red Box
- Mysterious Stranger
- N. O. Beer
- ND
- NG
- Nadsat berry
- Napalm In The Morningâ„¢ candle
- Nardz energy beverage
- Necbro wafers
- Necrotelicomnicon
- Neuromancer
- Never Don't Stop Not Striving
- Neverending Party favor
- Neverending Party guest pass
- Neverending Party invitation envelope
- New Age healing crystal
- New Age hurting crystal
- New Cloaca-Cola
- New Zealand iced tea
- New-You Club Membership Form
- Newark
- Newbiesportâ„¢ backpack
- Newbiesportâ„¢ tent
- Newman's Own Trousers
- Nightmare Fuel
- Nightstalker perfume
- No Hats as Art
- Nog-on-the-Cob
- Non-Euclidean Finance
- Northern pemmican
- Nose Ring of Putrescence
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI
- Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
- Now You're Cooking With Grease
- Nuclear Blastball
- Nursine
- O
- O'RLY manual
- Official Council Aide Pin
- Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
- Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module
- Oh, the Humanitini
- Oil of Parrrlay
- Okee-Dokee soda
- Ol' Scratch's ash can
- Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
- Ol' Scratch's manacles
- Ol' Scratch's ol' britches
- Ol' Scratch's salad fork
- Ol' Scratch's stove door
- Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
- Olympic-sized Clan crate
- Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom
- Oopsie IPA
- Operation Patriot Shield
- Oppossum
- Orangemageddon wine cooler
- Orcish meat locker
- Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
- Oreille Divisée brandy
- Oscus's dumpster waders
- Oscus's flypaper pants
- Oscus's garbage can lid
- Oscus's neverending soda
- Oscus's pelt
- Osk'r Chow
- Othello's dagger
- Othello's handkerchief
- Othello's military jacket
- Otorian Battle Scar
- Ouija Board, Ouija Board
- Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form
- Outer Wolfâ„¢ cologne
- P.B.L.T.
- PADL Phone
- PARTY HARD T-shirt
- PB&BP
- PB&J with the crusts cut off
- PEEZ dispenser
- PVC staff
- Pack of Alice's Army Cards
- Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
- Pack of Every Card
- Pain Dip
- Paint A Vulgar Pitcher
- Panda outfit
- Pantaloons of Hatred
- Pantsgiving
- Para-Pop
- Party Planning on a Budget
- Party Tattooâ„¢ gift certificate
- Party-in-a-Canâ„¢
- Pasta Spoon of Peril
- Pastaco shell
- Peaclock
- Pecos Dave's sixgun
- Peek-a-Boo!
- Pendant of Fire
- Pendant of Gargalesis
- Pener's drumstick
- Penultimate Fantasy chest
- Peppermint Pip Packet
- Periodical Paintbrush
- Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
- Pete's rich ricotta
- Pete's wiley whey bar
- Petite Paintbrush
- Phil Collins
- Phlegethon
- Phonus Balonus
- Pick-O-Matic lockpicks
- Piddles
- Pigsticker of Violence
- Pillowbug
- Pimpsqueak
- Pine-Fresh air freshener
- PirateRealm guest pass
- PirateRealm membership packet
- PirateRealm party hat
- Pizza of Legend
- Plague of Locusts
- Platinum HP-35 Calculator
- Platinum Yendorian Express Card
- PlexiPips
- Pneumo bar
- Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
- Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
- Pocket Meteor Guide
- Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)
- Pocket Professor memory chip
- Pocket Square of Loathing
- Poké-Gro fertilizer
- Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
- Pokëmann band-aid
- Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip
- Pokëmann figurine: Duck
- Pokëmann figurine: Frank
- Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump
- Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking
- Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan
- Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap
- Pokëmann figurine: Moog
- Pokëmann figurine: Nothing
- Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu
- Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth
- Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf
- Pokëmann figurine: Twitter
- Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite
- Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth
- Polka Pop
- Polysniff Perfume
- Pop Art: a Guide
- Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
- Potion of Heroism
- Power-Guy 2000 holo-record
- Powerful Glove
- Prelude of Precision
- Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit
- Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket
- Professor What T-Shirt
- Professor of Spelunkology
- Protects-Your-Junk
- Prunets
- Psycho From The Heat
- Psychotic Train wine
- Puffstone cigar
- Punching Potion
- Punchplanter
- Purple Beast energy drink
- Purple Horseshoe of Honor
- Putrid Pendant
- Quaatoradeâ„¢
- Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
- Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit
- Quiets-Your-Steps
- Rümpelstiltz
- R'lyeh
- ROM of Optimality
- Racisto Ruidoso
- Rad Lib
- Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)
- Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
- Radberry Rip wine cooler
- Radio Free Baseball Cap
- Radio Free Foil
- Radio Free Jersey
- Radio Free Pants
- Radio KoL Antenna Ball
- Radio KoL Bottle Opener
- Radio KoL Coffee Mug
- Radio KoL Flashlight
- Radio KoL Keychain
- Radio KoL Maracas
- Radio KoL Patch
- Rainbow Jello Mould
- Rainbow's Gravity
- Ralph IX cognac
- Ram's Face Lager
- Rattlin' Chains
- Really Expensive Jewelry and You
- Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer
- Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread
- Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
- Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta
- Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris
- Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone
- Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg
- Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia
- Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.
- Red Army camouflage kit
- Red Balloon of Valor
- Red Dwarf
- Red Fox glove
- Red Pill
- Red Roger tattoo kit
- Red Roger's red left foot
- Red Roger's red left hand
- Red Roger's red right foot
- Red Roger's red right hand
- Red Roger's reliquary
- Red Roger's skull
- Red Rover BB gun
- Red Russian
- Red X Shield
- Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops
- Regular Cloaca Cola
- Retenez L'Herbe Paté
- Rethinking Candy
- Retrospecs
- Retrospecs try-at-home kit
- Riker's Search History
- Ring of Fire
- Ring of the Sewer Snake
- Rock Garden Guide
- Rock and Roll Legend
- Rogue Windmill Rouge
- Roman Candelabra
- Roman sadnals
- Rompedores de Fantasmas
- Royal scepter
- Rubeeâ„¢
- Ruffalo
- Russian Ice
- S.A.V.E. flyer
- S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
- S.I.T. Course Voucher
- S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.
- S.S. Ticket
- S.T.L.T.
- SMOOCH bottlecap
- SMOOCH bracers
- SMOOCH breastplate
- SMOOCH codpiece
- SMOOCH coffee cup
- SMOOCH kneepads
- SMOOCH soda
- SMOOCH spaulders
- SPF 451 lip balm
- STYX deodorant body spray
- Saccharine Maple pendant
- Sacramento wine
- Saison du Lune
- SalesCo sample kit
- Salsa Calienteâ„¢ candle
- Salsa Libre
- Salsa de las Epocas
- Sangria de Menthe
- Sasqâ„¢ watch
- Satan hat
- Saturday Night Special
- Saucepanic
- Sazerorc
- Sazuruk-hai
- Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
- Scent of a Humanâ„¢ candle
- Scepter of Loathing
- Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince
- Schmalz's First Prize Beer
- School of Hard Knocks Diploma
- Schrödinger's thermos
- Science Notebook
- Scorpion Bowl
- Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
- Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill
- Scuba Snack
- Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
- Seasonal Beret
- Senior LAAAAME merit badge
- Sensual Massage for Creeps
- Sept-Ember Censer
- Septapus summoning charm
- Sequestrian
- Seven Loco
- Sexy Cosmo
- Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion
- Shantixâ„¢
- Sheila Take a Crossbow
- Shield of Icy Fate
- Shielding Potion
- Shivering Chèvre
- Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
- Shot of Kardashian Gin
- Shot of the Living Dead
- Shrieking Weasel holo-record
- Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
- Shrubble Bubble
- Shudder
- Siberian sunrise
- Silly Little Love Song
- Silver Bullet beer
- Silver HP-35 Calculator
- Simepore slime
- Sinful Desires
- Single Alice's Army Foil
- Sister Accessory
- Site Alpha ID badge
- Sitrep berry
- Size XI Wizard's Robe
- Sizzling Sinner
- Sketcherzâ„¢
- Skipper's accordion
- Skull Punch
- Skullery Maid's Knee
- Skullhead's Screw
- Sledgehamster
- Slimebite
- Slimosa
- Slippery Knob
- Sloe Comfortable Zoo
- Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire
- Sloppy Jalopy
- Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
- Slotter
- Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags
- Small Medium
- Smart Bone Dust
- Smashmoth
- Smoldering Cloverâ„¢ candle
- Smuggler's Punch
- Snarf berry
- Sneaky Pete's breath spray
- Sneaky Pete's key lime
- Sneaky Pete's key lime pie
- Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
- Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
- Snoutlet
- Snow Queen Crown
- Snow Suit
- Sockdollager
- Sogg-Os
- Solstice Shield
- Sombrero De Vida
- SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox
- SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox Box
- Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
- Source essence
- Source shades
- Source terminal
- Source terminal ASHRAM chip
- Source terminal CRAM chip
- Source terminal DIAGRAM chip
- Source terminal DRAM chip
- Source terminal GRAM chip
- Source terminal INGRAM chip
- Source terminal PRAM chip
- Source terminal SCRAM chip
- Source terminal SPAM chip
- Source terminal TRAM chip
- Source terminal TRIGRAM chip
- Source terminal file: compress.edu
- Source terminal file: cram.ext
- Source terminal file: critical.enh
- Source terminal file: damage.enh
- Source terminal file: dram.ext
- Source terminal file: duplicate.edu
- Source terminal file: familiar.ext
- Source terminal file: gram.ext
- Source terminal file: portscan.edu
- Source terminal file: pram.ext
- Source terminal file: protect.enq
- Source terminal file: spam.ext
- Source terminal file: stats.enq
- Source terminal file: substats.enh
- Source terminal file: tram.ext
- Source terminal file: turbo.edu
- Sourfinger
- Southern yam
- Souvenir Chopsticks
- Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
- Space Baby bawbaw
- Space Baby children's book
- Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
- Space Tourist Phaser
- Space Tours Tripple
- Space Trip safety headphones
- Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
- Spacegate Research
- Spacegate access badge
- Spacegate diplomat's insignia
- Spacegate emergency disintegrator
- Spacegate military insignia
- Spacegate scientist's insignia
- Spaghetti with Moonballs
- Spam Witch sammich
- Spant eggs
- Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
- Spechunky bar
- Special Seasoning
- Specialâ„¢ Sauce
- Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise
- Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb
- Spelunker of Fortune
- Spelunker of Fortune (used)
- Spelunker's Guild prize sack
- Spelunker's fedora
- Spelunker's khakis
- Spelunker's whip
- SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
- Spirit Precipice
- Spooky Putty ball
- Spooky Putty leotard
- Spooky Putty mitre
- Spooky Putty monster
- Spooky Putty sheet
- Spooky Putty snake
- Spooky Surprise Egg
- Spooky VHS Tape
- Spooky-Gro fertilizer
- Spookyraven signet
- Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
- Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
- Spring Bros. ID badge
- Spring Bros. solenoid
- Squat-Thrust Magazine
- Squib
- St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
- St. Sneaky Pete's Whey
- Stabonic scroll
- Staff of Blood and Pudding
- Staff of Frozen Lard
- Staff of Holiday Sensations
- Staff of Kitchen Royalty
- Staff of Queso Escusado
- Staff of Simmering Hatred
- Staff of the Black Kettle
- Staff of the Cozy Fish
- Staff of the Deepest Freeze
- Staff of the Electric Range
- Staff of the Grand Flambé
- Staff of the Grease Trap
- Staff of the Greasefire
- Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
- Staff of the Kitchen Floor
- Staff of the Midnight Snack
- Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
- Staff of the Peppermint Twist
- Staff of the Roaring Hearth
- Staff of the Scummy Sink
- Staff of the Short Order Cook
- Staff of the Soupbone
- Staff of the Teapot Tempest
- Staff of the Walk-In Freezer
- Staff of the Woodfire
- Star Spawn
- Star of Bravery
- Steal This Candy
- Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)
- Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)
- Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)
- Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)
- Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)
- Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)
- Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)
- Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)
- Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)
- Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)
- Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)
- Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)
- Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)
- Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)
- Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)
- Steamboat
- Stembridge sidearm
- Stemonitis Staticus mushroom
- Stephen's lab coat
- Stephen's secret formula
- Stick-Knife of Loathing
- Stone Golem pebbles
- Stooper
- Straypler
- Strikes Again Bigmouth
- Strix stix
- Strong, Silent Type
- Stupid University Diploma
- Suffering Sinner
- Sugar Cog
- Summer Nights
- Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword
- Super Magic Power Sword X
- Super Weight-Gain 9000
- Superdrifter holo-record
- Superhero Reboots
- Supernova Champagne
- Suppurating Sinner
- Swabbieâ„¢ swab
- Swedish coffee
- Swedish massage fish
- Sweet Sword
- Swizzler
- Sword of Dark Omens
- Sword of Procedural Generation
- Sword of the Brouhaha Prince
- TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡
- T.U.R.D.S. Key
- TI-9000 calculator
- TRIO cup of beer
- Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco
- Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!
- Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco
- Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro
- Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita
- Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier
- Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco
- Take Eleven Bar
- Tales from the Fireside
- Tales of Dread
- Tales of Spelunking
- Tales of Western Braggadoccio
- Tales of a Kansas Toymaker
- Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)
- Tales of the Word Realms
- Talisman of Baio
- Talisman of Bakula
- Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin
- Tapioc berry
- Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
- Tears of the Quiet Healer
- Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart
- Temporal Tempera Tube
- Temps Tempranillo
- Tequiz Navidad
- Tesla's Electroplated Beans
- Texas tea
- That 70s Cologne
- The Art of Slapfighting
- The Art of Slapfighting (used)
- The Author's ink
- The Author's inkwell
- The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones
- The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
- The Beast Withinâ„¢ candle
- The Big Book of Communism
- The Big Book of Communism (used)
- The Big Book of Every Skill
- The Big Book of Pirate Insults
- The Bomb
- The Chill of the Wild
- The Cocktail Shaker
- The Confiscator's Grimoire
- The Cooler Out of Space
- The Crown of Ed the Undying
- The Emperor's dry cleaning
- The Emperor's new cookie
- The Emperor's new hat
- The Emperor's new pants
- The Emperor's new shirt
- The Encyclopedia of Fruit
- The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
- The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
- The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
- The Firegate Tapes
- The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
- The Ghoul King's ghoulottes
- The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook
- The Grand Poo-Bah trading card
- The Groose in the Hoose
- The Imploded World
- The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object
- The Jokester's gun
- The Jokester's pants
- The Jokester's wig
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)
- The Joy of Wassailing
- The Joy of Wassailing (used)
- The Kloop in the Coop
- The Landscaper's leafblower
- The Legendary Beat
- The Lost Comb
- The Lost Glasses
- The Lost Pill Bottle
- The Lot's engagement ring
- The Mad Liquor
- The Necbromancer's Hat
- The Necbromancer's Shorts
- The Necbromancer's Stein
- The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff
- The Necbronomicon
- The Necbronomicon (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
- The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells
- The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)
- The Nuge's favorite crossbow
- The One Mood Ring
- The Pigs holo-record
- The Plumber's mushroom stew
- The Ring
- The Sagittarian's leisure pants
- The Six-Pack of Pain
- The Smith's Tome
- The Snake trading card
- The Snitch's Manifesto
- The Spirit of Giving
- The Spirit of Giving (used)
- The Superconductor's CPU
- The Sword in the Steak
- The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants
- The Western Look
- They liver
- They liver popsicle
- They'll Love You In Rhinestones
- Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy
- Thinknerd T-Shirt
- Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag
- Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
- Third Base
- Third Eye
- This Charming Flan
- Thor's Pliers
- Three Mile Island shorts
- Thriller Ice
- Thunkula's drinking cap
- Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
- Thwaitgold amoeba statuette
- Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
- Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold bug statuette
- Thwaitgold butterfly statuette
- Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette
- Thwaitgold chigger statuette
- Thwaitgold cockroach statuette
- Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
- Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette
- Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
- Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette
- Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
- Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette
- Thwaitgold metabug statuette
- Thwaitgold mosquito statuette
- Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
- Thwaitgold moth statuette
- Thwaitgold nit statuette
- Thwaitgold nymph statuette
- Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette
- Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
- Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette
- Thwaitgold scorpion statuette
- Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
- Thwaitgold slug statuette
- Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold termite statuette
- Thwaitgold time fly statuette
- Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette
- Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
- Tickle-Me Emilio
- Tiger-lily's milk
- Tiki lighter
- Time Bandit Badge of Courage
- Time Bandit Time Towel
- Time Cape
- Time Cloak
- Time Juice
- Time Lord Badge of Honor
- Time Lord Participation Mug
- Time-Spinner
- To Build an Igloo
- Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
- Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste
- Tome of Clip Art
- Tome of Rad Libs
- Tome of Snowcone Summoning
- Tome of Sugar Shummoning
- Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
- Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
- Toot Oriole care package
- Totally Gay Claymore
- Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
- Trafikoan
- Trainbot autoassembly module
- Trainbot circuitry
- Trainbot harness
- Trainbot linkages
- Trainbot luggage hook
- Trainbot optics
- Trainbot plating
- Trainbot radar monocle
- Trainbot servomotors
- Trainbot slag
- Trainbot tubing
- Transylvania Sling
- Trash, a Memoir
- Travels with Jerry
- Travoltan trousers
- Treads of Loathing
- Tremella Tarantella mushroom
- Trivial Avocations Card: What?
- Trivial Avocations Card: When?
- Trivial Avocations Card: Where?
- Trivial Avocations Card: Who?
- Trivial Avocations board game
- Trollhouse cookies
- Tropical Crimbo Hat
- Tropical Crimbo Shorts
- Tropical Crimbo Sword
- Trout Fishing in Loathing
- Truthsayer
- Tuesday's ruby
- Turpin
- Turtive
- Turtle Bowl
- Twelve Night Energy
- Twitching Television Tattoo
- Typical Tavern swill
- UV monocular
- Ultimate Mind Destroyer
- Ultra Mega Sour Ball
- Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt
- Ultrasoldier Serum
- Unagnimated Gnome
- Uncle Buck
- Uncle Crimbo's Sack
- Uncle Crimbo's hat
- Uncle Hobo's belt
- Uncle Hobo's epic beard
- Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
- Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
- Uncle Hobo's highest bough
- Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
- Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix
- Uncle Romulus
- Uncle Romulus (used)
- Unconscious Collective Dream Jar
- Underworld acorn
- Underworld flail
- Underworld sapling
- Underworld truncheon
- Underworld trunk
- Unfortunato's foolscap
- Ungulant
- Universal Seasoning
- Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
- Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
- Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
- Unkillable Skeleton's shield
- Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
- Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
- Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
- Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
- Unmotivator: Success Warrior
- Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
- Unspeakable Earring
- Unspeakachu
- Uovo Marcio Shiraz
- Ur-Donut
- Uranium Omega of Temperance
- V for Vivala mask
- VYKEA blood rune
- VYKEA bracket
- VYKEA dowel
- VYKEA frenzy rune
- VYKEA hex key
- VYKEA instructions
- VYKEA lightning rune
- VYKEA mead
- VYKEA meatballs
- VYKEA plank
- VYKEA rail
- VYKEA woadpaint
- Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
- Valentine's Day cake
- Vamprey
- Van der Graaf helmet
- Vaporpoise
- Vaso De Agua trading card
- Vegetable of Jarlsberg
- Velougatsâ„¢
- Velvet Veil
- Vial of jus de larmes
- Vicar's Tutu
- Victor's Spoils
- Vivian's Vitamin
- Vodka Matryoshka
- Volartta's bellbottoms
- Volcoino
- Voluminous Radio Hat
- Voluminous Radio Pants
- Voluminous Radio Sneakers
- Vulgure
- WA
- Waifuton
- Wal-Mart "diamond" ring
- Wal-Mart gift certificate
- Wal-Mart nametag
- Wal-Mart overalls
- Wal-Mart snowglobe
- Wal-Mart tattoo kit
- Wand of Oscus
- Warehouse 23 bling
- Warehouse 23 crate
- Warm Subject gift certificate
- Warms-Your-Tush
- Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife
- Wax Flask
- Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray
- Wendtigo
- Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence
- Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking
- Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
- Wet Russian
- Whatsian Ionic Pliers
- Whenchamacallit bar
- White Chocolate Golem Seeds
- White Citadel burger
- White Citadel fries
- White Dragon Fang
- White Hyborian
- Whoompa Fur Pants
- Wickers bar
- Winifred's whistle
- Witchess Set
- Woldo trading card
- Work is a Four Letter Sword
- Workytime Tea
- World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
- Wrecked Generator
- Wrotz
- Wullabye
- X
- X-32-F snowman crate
- X-37 gun
- Xi Receiver Unit
- Xiblaxian 5D printer
- Xiblaxian alloy
- Xiblaxian cache locator simcode
- Xiblaxian circuitry
- Xiblaxian crystal
- Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode
- Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner
- Xiblaxian holo-bowtie
- Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles
- Xiblaxian holo-training simcode
- Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
- Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode
- Xiblaxian polymer
- Xiblaxian residence-cube
- Xiblaxian space-whiskey
- Xiblaxian stealth cowl
- Xiblaxian stealth trousers
- Xiblaxian stealth vest
- Xiblaxian ultraburrito
- Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles
- Xlyinia's notebook
- Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
- Ye Olde Meade
- Ye Olde Medieval Insult
- Ye Olde Navy Fleece
- Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher
- Yeast of Boris
- Yeg's Motel alarm clock
- Yeg's Motel ashtray
- Yeg's Motel disposable razor
- Yeg's Motel hand soap
- Yeg's Motel minibar key
- Yeg's Motel mouthwash
- Yeg's Motel pillow mint
- Yeg's Motel sewing kit
- Yeg's Motel stationery
- Yeg's Motel toothbrush
- Yeti Protest Sign
- Yoloâ„¢ chocolates
- Yorick
- Young Man's Cargo Load
- Young Man's Crew Sequester
- Yuleviathan necklace
- Z-Bone steak
- Zeâ„¢ goggles
- Zim Merman's guitar
- Zinc Delta of Tranquility
- Zombo's empty eye
- Zombo's grievous greaves
- Zombo's shield
- Zombo's shoulder blade
- Zombo's skull ring
- Zombo's skullcap
- Zoodriver
- Zu Mannkäse Dienen
- Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)
- [glitch season reward name]
- [reuse me]
- a bug's lymph
- a butt tuba
- a cute angel
- a little sump'm sump'm
- a suspicious address
- abandoned candy
- abominable blubber
- abominable snowcone
- absentee voter ballot
- abstraction: action
- abstraction: category
- abstraction: certainty
- abstraction: comprehension
- abstraction: joy
- abstraction: motion
- abstraction: perception
- abstraction: purpose
- abstraction: sensation
- abstraction: thought
- abyssal battle plans
- acceptable bagel
- acceptable mayolus
- accidental cider
- accidental mutton
- accord ion
- accordion file
- accordionoid rocca
- acid-squirting flower
- acoustic guitarrr
- actual blood sausage
- actual reality goggles
- actual tapas
- adder
- adder bladder
- adhesive tape dolly
- adobe abacus
- adobe abaya
- adobe adze
- adobe arsecover
- adobe ascot
- adobe assortment
- adobe ayam
- adobe brittle
- adventurer clone egg
- aerogel accordion
- aerogel akubra
- aerogel anvil
- aerogel apron
- aerogel ascot
- aerogel attache case
- aerosolized aerogel
- affordable teak perch
- agnolotti arboli
- agua de vida
- airblaster gun
- airborne mutagen
- airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
- airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
- airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
- airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
- airplane charter: The Glaciest
- airplane tattoo
- alabaster bishop
- alabaster king
- alabaster knight
- alabaster pawn
- alabaster queen
- alabaster rook
- alarm accordion
- albatross necklace
- alien animal goo
- alien animal milk
- alien autoautopsy kit
- alien drugs
- alien force field disruptor bean
- alien gemstone
- alien hologram projector
- alien meat
- alien plant fibers
- alien plant goo
- alien plant pod
- alien plant sample
- alien protein powder
- alien rock sample
- alien sandwich
- alien source code printout
- alien source code printout (used)
- alien toenails
- alien zoological sample
- all-purpose cleaner
- all-purpose flower
- almost-dead walkie-talkie
- alpha-mail pants
- alphabet gum
- alpine watercolor set
- amber aviator shades
- ammonite candy mold
- ammonite fossil
- amok pudding
- amok putter
- amphibious tophat
- amulet of extreme plot significance
- ancient Elf dessert spoon
- ancient Magi-Wipes
- ancient calendar
- ancient calendar fragment
- ancient cursed foot locker
- ancient frozen dinner
- ancient hot dog wrapper
- ancient ice cream scoop
- ancient meat
- ancient medicinal herbs
- ancient oil painting of yourself
- ancient pills
- ancient poisoned dart
- ancient protein powder
- ancient redwood
- ancient spice
- ancient stone fist
- ancient stone head
- ancient turtle shell
- ancient turtle shell helmet
- ancient turtle shell powder
- ancient vinyl coin purse
- anemone nematocyst
- anemone sauce
- anemoney clip
- angel-food cake
- anger blaster
- angry agate
- angry inch
- angst burger
- animal part cracker
- anise-flavored venom
- ankleweights
- annealed drippy orb
- anniversary gift box
- annoying pitchfork
- ant agonist
- ant antidepressant
- ant hoe
- ant pick
- ant pitchfork
- ant rake
- ant sickle
- anti-anti-antidote
- anti-burn cream
- anti-creep cream
- anti-freeze cream
- anti-goosebump cream
- anti-odor cream
- anti-pain cream
- anticheese
- antimatter wad
- antique 8-Bit Power magazine
- antique Canadian lantern
- antique accordion
- antique beer
- antique bottle of cough syrup
- antique bottle opener
- antique hand mirror
- antique machete
- antique nutcracker beard
- antique nutcracker boots
- antique nutcracker cape
- antique nutcracker drumstick
- antique nutcracker epaulets
- antique nutcracker figurine
- antique nutcracker hat
- antique nutcracker pants
- antique nutcracker sword
- antique nutcracker waistcoat
- antique packet of ketchup
- antique painting of a landscape
- antique pair of blue jeans
- antique record album
- antique souvenir drawing
- antique spyglass
- antique tacklebox
- apathetic lizardman doll
- aquamariner's necklace
- aquamariner's ring
- aquaviolet jub-jub bird
- arcanoferric housing
- archaeologing shovel
- arm buzzer
- armgun
- armored prawn
- around the world
- arrowgram
- arrrgyle socks
- arse-a'fire elixir
- arse-shooting crossbow
- artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice
- artisanal homebrew gift package
- artisanal homebrew sampler
- artisanal limoncello
- asbestos apron
- asbestos crossbow
- asbestos crossbow string
- asbestos helmet turtle
- asbestos meat stack
- asbestos ore
- asbestos staff
- asbestos stick
- asbestos sword
- asbestos sword hilt
- asbestos thermos
- ash soda
- asparagus lo mein
- asparagus stir-fry
- assassin's cheese knife
- asshat
- asteroid belt
- astral badger
- astral mushroom
- astronaut ice-cream
- attention spanner
- attorney's badge
- augmented El Vibrato drone
- augmented-reality shades
- august scepter
- autocalliope
- automa-bot parts
- automatic catapult
- automatic wine thief
- autumn breeze
- autumn dollar
- autumn leaf
- autumn years wisdom
- autumn-spice donut
- autumnal aegis
- autumnic balm
- autumnic bomb
- auxiliary backbone
- avatar of the Unconscious Collective
- aviator goggles
- awful poetry journal
- bätzle
- baby bark scorpion
- baby camelCalf
- baby chest mimic
- baby cuddlefish
- baby killer bee
- baby oil shooter
- baby rigging snake
- babycakes
- backup camera
- backwoods banjo
- backwoods screwdriver
- bacon bath ball
- baconstone
- baconstone bracelet
- baconstone earring
- baconstone pendant
- baconstone ring
- baconstone-handled sixgun
- bacteria bisque
- bad penguin egg
- bad rum and good cola
- bad vibroknife
- bad-ass club
- badass pie
- badge of authority
- badger badge
- bag of Cheat-Os
- bag of GORF
- bag of GORP
- bag of Iunion stones
- bag of QWOP
- bag of W&Ws
- bag of bones
- bag of foreign bribes
- bag of grain
- bag of gross foreign snacks
- bag of lard
- bag of many confections
- bag of park garbage
- bag of pygmy blood
- bag of random words
- bag of sausage links
- bag of unfinished business
- bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
- bagged stuffed "L"
- baggie of regular-sized tardigrades
- baked stuffing
- baked veggie ricotta casserole
- bakelite backpack
- bakelite badge
- bakelite belt
- bakelite bits
- bakelite bowl
- bakelite breeches
- bakelite brooch
- bakelite-covered bacon
- balaclava baklava
- balanced antler
- ball-in-a-cup
- ballast turtle
- balloon helmet
- balloon monkey
- balloon shield
- balloon sword
- ballpark hot daub
- ballroom blintz
- baloney rotgut
- balsa plank
- balsam barrel
- bamboo bokuto
- banana
- banana candle
- banana cream pie
- banana daiquiri
- banana milkshake
- banana peel
- banana smoothie
- banana split
- banana spritzer
- banana supersucker
- bananagate
- bananarama bangle
- baneful bandolier
- banjo kazoo mount
- banjo strings
- baobab sap
- bar of freeze-dried water
- bar skin
- bar whip
- barbed-wire fence
- bargain flash powder
- baritone accordion
- bark beret
- bark boxers
- bark bracelet
- bark rootbeer
- barnacle-encrusted sweater
- barnacled barrel
- barrel beryl
- barrel beryl choker
- barrel beryl nose ring
- barrel beryl ring
- barrel cracker
- barrel gun
- barrel pickle
- barrel-aged eggnog
- barrel-aged martini
- barrelhead
- barrrnacle
- barskin buckler
- barskin cloak
- barskin hat
- barskin loincloth
- barskin tent
- bartender skull
- bartender-in-the-box
- bartender-skull-in-the-box
- basaltamander buckler
- basaltamander tongue
- baseball
- basic martini
- basic meat crossbow
- basic meat fez
- basic meat foon
- basic meat helmet
- basic meat kilt
- basic meat pants
- basic meat skirt
- basic meat spork
- basic meat staff
- basic meat sword
- basking robin
- bastard baster
- bat guano
- bat haggis
- bat hat
- bat whip
- bat wing
- bat wing kabob
- bat wing stir-fry
- bat wings
- bat-ass leather jacket
- batarang
- batblade
- batgut
- bath ball gift set
- batskin belt
- battered Crimbo Crate
- battered hubcap
- battered old top-hat
- battery (9-Volt)
- battery (AA)
- battery (AAA)
- battery (D)
- battery (car)
- battery (lantern)
- battery-powered drill
- battoo kit
- bauxite beret
- bauxite bow-tie
- bauxite boxers
- bazooka cozy
- bazookafish bubble gum
- beach ball marble
- beach glass bead
- beach glass necklace
- bean burrito
- beanbag chair
- bear claw
- beard incense
- beastly paste
- beaten-up Chucks
- beautiful rainbow
- beautiful soup
- beaver punch (cherry)
- beaver punch (papaya)
- beaver punch (peach)
- beaver spear
- beavermouth
- beefy fish meat
- beefy pill
- beer basted brat
- beer bomb
- beer bong
- beer cartilage
- beer goggles
- beer helmet
- beer lens
- beer-a-pult
- beer-battered accordion
- beer-scented teddy bear
- beer-soaked mop
- beertini
- beery blood
- beet
- beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
- beetle antenna
- beggin' cologne
- begpwnia
- beige clambroth marble
- bejeweled accordion strap
- bejeweled pledge pin
- belemnite candy mold
- belemnite fossil
- bell-shaped Crimbo cookie
- bellhop bell
- bellhop's hat
- belt of Ogrekind
- bent scrap metal
- berries of suffering
- berry-infused sake
- best joke ever
- bewitching boots
- bezoar ring
- big bad voodoo mask
- big bass drum
- big boom
- big bumboozer marble
- big bundle of chamoix
- big dribbly candle
- big glob of skin
- big hot pepper
- big ol' trophy
- big red button
- big red clown nose
- big rock
- big slimy cyst
- big stick
- big stirring stick
- big tun
- bigger stick
- biker's hat
- bilge wine
- bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme
- bindle of joy
- bindlestocking
- bird rib
- birdbone corset
- birdybug antenna
- birthday candle
- birthday party jellybean cheesecake
- bishop cookie
- bit of clingfilm
- bit-o-cactus
- bitter bowtie
- bitter pill
- black & tan
- black BRICKO brick
- black Crimbo ball
- black and white cracker
- black belt
- black blade
- black brandy
- black candy heart
- black candygram
- black catseye marble
- black cherry soda
- black cloak
- black cowboy hat
- black eye shadow
- black eyedrops
- black facepaint
- black forest cake
- black forest ham
- black friar's tonsure
- black gallstone
- black gold
- black greaves
- black helmet
- black kettle drum
- black label
- black magic powder
- black mana
- black pension check
- black pepper
- black picnic basket
- black pixel
- black plastic oyster egg
- black polka-dot oyster egg
- black pudding
- black sheepskin diploma
- black shield
- black slime glob
- black snake skin
- black snowcone
- black spot
- black sword
- black tear
- black velvet box
- black-and-blue light
- blackberry
- blackberry combat boots
- blackberry galoshes
- blackberry moccasins
- blackberry polite
- blackberry slippers
- blammer
- blank diary
- blank fudge mold
- blank note
- blank prescription sheet
- blank white card
- blended frozen swill
- blended frozen swill with a fly in it
- blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail
- blind-packed capsule toy
- blind-packed die-cast metal toy
- blob of acid
- blob of wood glue
- blood and blood
- blood kiwi
- blood of the Wereseal
- blood roll-up
- blood sausage
- blood snowcone
- blood-drive sticker
- blood-faced volleyball
- blood-red mushroom wine
- blood-soaked sponge cake
- bloodied surgical dungarees
- bloodstain stick
- bloodstick
- bloody beer
- bloody clown pants
- bloody kiwitini
- bloody mary
- blowdart
- blown-out speaker cone
- blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- blue canary nightlight
- blue class ring
- blue grass
- blue lava globs
- blue mana
- blue money bag
- blue oyster badge
- blue pixel
- blue pixel potion
- blue plasma ball
- blue plastic baby
- blue plastic oyster egg
- blue plate
- blue polka-dot oyster egg
- blue potion
- blue pumps
- blue raspberry troll doll
- blue ribbon
- blue rocket
- blue shell
- blue snowcone
- blue suede shoes
- blue traffic cone
- blue tulip
- blue velvet cake
- blue-frosted astral cupcake
- blueberry muffin
- blueberry-frosted king cake
- blundarrrbus
- blunt cat claw
- blunt icepick
- bobble-hip hula elf doll
- bobcat grenade
- body spradium
- bodyguard badge
- bodyslam
- boilermaker
- boilgun
- boiling broth
- boiling hot cocoa
- boiling seal blood
- bolder boulder
- bomb of unknown origin
- bone abacus
- bone and arrows
- bone aperitif
- bone bandoneon
- bone bons
- bone broth
- bone chips
- bone collar
- bone crusher
- bone flour
- bone flute
- bone meal
- bone rattle
- bone spurs
- boneana hammock
- bonedanna
- bonerang
- boning knife
- bonsai tree
- booby trap
- book of facts
- book of facts (dog-eared)
- book of matches
- boot flask
- boot knife
- boot plant
- booty chest charrrm
- booty chest charrrm bracelet
- booze bindle
- booze drive button
- booze mailing list
- booze-soaked cherry
- boozebomb
- borg sock monkey
- boring spaghetti
- borrowed time
- bottle of Amontillado
- bottle of Blank-Out
- bottle of Bloodweiser
- bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon
- bottle of Calcutta Emerald
- bottle of Cochon Noir
- bottle of Crème de Fugu
- bottle of Crimbognac
- bottle of Definit
- bottle of Domesticated Turkey
- bottle of Evermore
- bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA
- bottle of Goldschnöckered
- bottle of Greedy Dog
- bottle of Jorge Sinsonte
- bottle of Lambada Lambic
- bottle of Lieutenant Freeman
- bottle of Monsieur Bubble
- bottle of Mystic Shell
- bottle of Old Pugilist
- bottle of Ooze-O
- bottle of Pete's Sake
- bottle of Pinot Renoir
- bottle of Professor Beer
- bottle of Race Car Red
- bottle of Rapier Witbier
- bottle of Red-Out
- bottle of Sanguiovese
- bottle of Vangoghbitussin
- bottle of alcohol
- bottle of anÃs
- bottle of antifreeze
- bottle of black cat tonic
- bottle of clam juice
- bottle of cooking sherry
- bottle of dark rhum
- bottle of drinkin' gas
- bottle of extra-dark rhum
- bottle of extra-strength melodramamine
- bottle of fire
- bottle of fruity "wine"
- bottle of gin
- bottle of gregnadigne
- bottle of laundry sherry
- bottle of lighter fluid
- bottle of limeade
- bottle of lovebug pheromones
- bottle of melodramamine
- bottle of moontan lotion
- bottle of norwhiskey
- bottle of novelty hot sauce
- bottle of peppermint schnapps
- bottle of perfume
- bottle of pirate juice
- bottle of popskull
- bottle of realpagne
- bottle of rhinoceros hormones
- bottle of rum
- bottle of sake
- bottle of sea wine
- bottle of sewage schnapps
- bottle of single-barrel whiskey
- bottle of super-extra-dark rhum
- bottle of tequila
- bottle of ultravitamins
- bottle of vodka
- bottle of whiskey
- bottle of wine
- bottle opener belt buckle
- bottle-rocket crossbow
- bottlecap turtle
- bottled Vampire Vintner
- bottled day
- bottled green pixie
- bottled inspiration
- bottled swamp gas
- bottoms of the barrel
- boulder
- bounty-hunting helmet
- bounty-hunting pants
- bounty-hunting rifle
- bow
- bowl full of jelly
- bowl of Bounty-Os
- bowl of Jeal-O
- bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢
- bowl of cottage cheese
- bowl of eyeballs
- bowl of fishysoisse
- bowl of lucky charms
- bowl of maggots
- bowl of marinade
- bowl of mernudo
- bowl of mummy guts
- bowl of oriole's nest soup
- bowl of petunias
- bowl of prescription candy
- bowl of rye sprouts
- bowl of topioca
- bowling ball
- box
- box o' ghosts
- box of Dweebs
- box of Familiar Jacks
- box of Gratitude chocolates
- box of Pokëmann band-aids
- box of bear arms
- box of hammers
- box of hickory chips
- box of sunshine
- box turtle
- box-in-the-box
- box-in-the-box-in-the-box
- boxcar turtle
- boxed Apriling band helmet
- boxed Mayam Calendar
- boxed Sept-Ember Censer
- boxed august scepter
- boxed autumn-aton
- boxed bat wings
- boxed champagne
- boxed gumball machine
- boxed wine
- boxing glove
- boxing glove on a spring
- boxing-glove-in-a-box
- brain preservation fluid
- brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings
- brains casserole
- brainwave-controlled unicorn horn
- brainy skull
- bran muffin
- brand new key
- brass Dreadsylvanian flask
- brass abacus
- brass bung spigot
- brass crank handle
- brass dorsal fin
- brass gear
- brass stinger
- brass turkey knuckles
- brazen bracelet
- bread basket
- bread line
- bread man
- bread mold
- bread pie
- bread roll
- breadchucks
- breaded beer
- breadwand
- breakfast mess
- breakfast miracle
- breath mint
- brick
- brick of sand
- briefcase
- briefcase full of sprinkles
- brigand brittle
- brilliant oyster egg
- briny vinegar
- brittle plastic handle
- broberry brogurt
- brocolate brogurt
- broken BRICKO brick
- broken El Vibrato drone
- broken beer bottle
- broken carburetor
- broken cellular phone
- broken chocolate pocketwatch
- broken clock
- broken glass grenade
- broken high-temperature mining drill
- broken skull
- broken sword
- broken warbear gyrocopter
- bronze
- bronze breastplate
- bronze handcuffs
- bronze polish
- bronzed locust
- brown crock marble
- brown felt tophat
- brown paper bag mask
- brown paper pants
- brown pirate pants
- brown pixel
- brown plastic baby
- brown sugar cane
- browser cookie
- buñuelos Jaliscos
- bubble bauble bow
- bubble-wrap simulator
- bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)
- bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)
- bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)
- bubblegum heart
- bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban
- bubblewrap crossbow
- bubblewrap ore
- bubblewrap staff
- bubblewrap sword
- bubblin' chemistry solution
- bubblin' crude
- bubbling tempura batter
- bubbly potion
- bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
- bucket of fish juice
- bucket of honey
- bucket of wine
- buckler buckle
- buffalo blade
- buffalo dime
- buffed alien drugs
- bug juice
- bug paste
- bugbear detector
- bugbear purification pill
- bugbear-smiting sword
- bugged bön±Ã©t
- bugged balaclava
- bugged beanie
- bulky free-range mushroom
- bull blubber
- bullet necklace
- bullet-proof corduroys
- bum cheek
- bumblebee marble
- bunch of bananas
- bunch of sea grapes
- bunch of square grapes
- bundle of "fragrant" herbs
- bundle of firewood
- bungle in the jungle
- bunny liver
- buoybottoms
- burglar/sleep mask
- burning newspaper
- burnt flower
- burnt snowpants
- burnt stick
- burrowgrub hive
- burst hellseal brain
- bus pass
- butterfly knife
- button rouge
- buzzard feather
- buzzing mushroom wine
- cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
- cabooze
- cactus fruit
- cactus monocle
- caipifruta
- calavera concertina
- calle de miel
- calle de miel with a fly in it
- calm attention-deficit demon
- camouflage T-shirt
- campfire baked potato
- campfire beans
- campfire coffee
- campfire hot dog
- campfire s'more
- campfire smoke
- campfire stew
- can cannon
- can of Adultwitchâ„¢
- can of Binarrrca
- can of Brütalbräu
- can of CRIMBCOLA
- can of Drooling Monk
- can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢
- can of Impetuous Scofflaw
- can of Minions-Be-Gone
- can of Rain-Doh
- can of Red Minotaur
- can of Swiller
- can of V-11
- can of black paint
- can of cherry-flavored sterno
- can of depilatory cream
- can of drain cleaner
- can of franks 'n' beans
- can of maces
- can of mixed everything
- can of sardines
- can of spinach
- can of starch
- can of sterno
- can of the cheapest beer
- can opener
- can-can-in-a-can
- can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce
- candied almond
- candied bolts
- candied kobold
- candied lime
- candied nuts
- candied pecan
- candied sweet potatoes
- candied yam pinky ring
- candied yams
- candy UFOs
- candy cane candygram
- candy cane sword cane
- candy carrot
- candy carrot cake
- candy chalk
- candy cigarette
- candy cornucopia
- candy crayons
- candy dog collar
- candy dress shoes
- candy drive button
- candy harmonica
- candy knife
- candy mailing list
- candy mountain oyster
- candy necktie
- candy skeleton
- candy stick
- candycaine powder
- cane-mail pants
- cane-mail shirt
- cannonball charrrm
- cannonball charrrm bracelet
- cannonbomb
- canopic jar
- canteen of eggnog
- cap gun
- capped blue lava bottle
- capped green lava bottle
- capped red lava bottle
- captured boozles
- carbonated soy milk
- carbonated water lily
- carbonite visor
- card sleeve
- cardboard box turtle
- cardboard crossbow
- cardboard katana
- cardboard ore
- cardboard staff
- cardboard sword
- cardboard wakizashi
- caret
- carnivorous potted plant
- carob brownies
- carob cannon
- carob chunk cookies
- carob chunk noodles
- carob chunks
- carrot cake
- carrot cake precipice bar
- carrot claret
- carrot juice
- carrot nose
- carrot-on-a-stick
- carton of gaspers
- carton of rotten eggs
- carton of snake milk
- cartoon harpoon
- cartoon heart
- cashew
- casino pass
- cast
- cast-iron legacy paddle
- cat appendix
- cat o' nine teeth
- catfish whiskers
- catgut
- catgut taco
- catskin buckler
- catskin cap
- caustic slime nodule
- celestial au jus
- celestial carrot juice
- celestial olive oil
- celestial squid ink
- cement sandals
- cement shoes
- censored can label
- centipede eggs
- centurion helmet
- ceramic celery grater
- ceramic celsiturometer
- ceramic cenobite's robe
- ceramic centurion shield
- ceramic cerecloth belt
- ceramic cestus
- ceramic scree
- chain-mail monokini
- chainsaw chain
- chakra malt
- chakra sludge
- chakra-mental wine
- chalk chain
- chalk chalice
- chalk chapeau
- chalk chinos
- chalk chlamys
- chalk choker
- chalk chunks
- chamoisole
- chaos butterfly
- chaos popcorn
- charged magnet
- charisma potion
- charming flute
- charpuce jub-jub bird
- charrrm bracelet
- cheap Chinese beer
- cheap cigar butt
- cheap clip-on ninja tie
- cheap plastic blowgun
- cheap plastic bottle opener
- cheap plastic kazoo
- cheap studded belt
- cheap sunglasses
- cheap wind-up clock
- cheer extractor
- cheer-o-gram
- cheerful Crimbo sweater
- cheerful antler hat
- cheerful pajama pants
- cheesy eagle sauce
- cheezburger
- chef skull
- chef's hat
- chef-in-the-box
- chef-skull-in-the-box
- cherry
- cherry bomb
- cherry pie
- chest barrel
- chest of "pirate gold"
- chewable paper
- chewing gum on a string
- chicle de salchicha
- chiffon carbage
- chiffon chakram
- chiffon chamberpot
- chiffon chapeau
- chiffon chaps
- chiffon chemise
- chiffon chevrons
- chiffon lemon
- child-sized dracula cloak
- children of the candy corn
- chintzy accordion pin
- chintzy disco ball pendant
- chintzy noodle ring
- chintzy saucepan earring
- chintzy seal pendant
- chintzy turtle brooch
- chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli
- chiptune guitar
- chisel
- chitin powder
- chitin powder paste
- chitinous pod
- chlorine crystal
- chloroform rag
- chlorophyll paste
- choco-Crimbot
- chocolate "Phoenix"
- chocolate Ogre Chieftain
- chocolate Spider Queen
- chocolate bath ball
- chocolate bowtie
- chocolate box
- chocolate chip muffin
- chocolate cigar
- chocolate covered ping-pong ball
- chocolate cow bone
- chocolate disco ball
- chocolate filthy lucre
- chocolate frosted sugar bomb
- chocolate leash
- chocolate pasta spoon
- chocolate pocketwatch
- chocolate puppy
- chocolate rabbit's foot
- chocolate saucepan
- chocolate seal-clubbing club
- chocolate spurs
- chocolate stolen accordion
- chocolate turtle totem
- chocolate-covered caviar
- chocolate-covered loofah
- chocolate-stained collar
- chocomotive
- chocotini
- chopsticks
- chorizo brownies
- chorizo taco
- chrome crossbow
- chrome crossbow string
- chrome helmet turtle
- chrome meat stack
- chrome ore
- chrome staff
- chrome stick
- chrome sword
- chrome sword hilt
- chunk of hot iron
- chunk of rock salt
- cigar box turtle
- cigarette lighter
- ciliophora chowder
- cinnamon cannoli
- cinnamon machine oil
- cinnamon troll doll
- circle drum
- citrus-infused sake
- clan underground fireworks shop
- class five ecto-larva
- classy monkey
- claw-held flag
- clay peace-sign bead
- clear Russian
- clerical automa-core
- clingfilm cap
- clingfilm slippers
- clingfilm tangle
- clingfilm trousers
- clock-cleaning hammer
- clockwork bartender head
- clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
- clockwork bartender-in-the-box
- clockwork chef head
- clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
- clockwork chef-in-the-box
- clockwork claws
- clockwork clockwise dome
- clockwork counterclockwise dome
- clockwork crossbow
- clockwork detective skull
- clockwork doohickey
- clockwork endoskeleton
- clockwork handle
- clockwork key
- clockwork maid
- clockwork maid head
- clockwork pirate skull
- clockwork rings
- clockwork rod
- clockwork shank
- clockwork sheet
- clockwork sphere
- clockwork spine
- clockwork staff
- clockwork sword
- clockwork thingamajig
- clockwork widget
- cloning kit
- closed-circuit pay phone
- closed-circuit phone system
- cloudy potion
- clove-flavored lip balm
- clown shoes
- clown skin
- clown whip
- clown wig
- clownskin belt
- clownskin buckler
- clownskin harness
- club of corruption
- club of the five seasons
- club sandwich
- clumsiness bark
- cluster of hops
- clutch of dodecapede eggs
- coal contact lenses
- coal dust
- coal paperweight
- coal shovel
- coal snakeskin
- coarse hemp socks
- cob of corn
- cocktail mushroom
- cocktail napkin
- cocktail onion
- cocoa chondrule
- cocoa egg
- cocoa eggshell fragment
- cocoa of youth
- coconut bikini top
- coconut shell
- cod cape
- coffee pixie stick
- coffee sprite
- coffin lid
- cog
- cog and sprocket assembly
- cold and sour sauce
- cold cluster
- cold clusterbomb
- cold hi mein
- cold jelly
- cold mashed potatoes
- cold medicine cabinet
- cold nuggets
- cold powder
- cold seal sweat
- cold wad
- cold water bottle
- cold-filtered water
- collapsible baton
- collection of tiny spooky objects
- cologne of contempt
- colorful plastic ball
- colorful toad
- colossal free-range mushroom
- comb jelly
- combat fan
- combat lover's locket
- combat lover's locket lockbox
- comfy blanket
- comfy coffin
- comfy pillow
- commemorative war stein
- communal gobstopper
- communications windchimes
- complex alien plant sample
- complex alien zoological sample
- complex mushroom wine
- complicated device
- complicated lock impression
- compounded experience
- compressed air canister
- compression stocking
- concentrated cooking
- concentrated cordial of concentration
- concentrated fish broth
- concentrated garbage juice
- concentrated magicalness pill
- concoction of clumsiness
- confiscated cell phone
- confiscated comic book
- confiscated love note
- confusing LED clock
- conjured ice cream
- conquistador's breastplate
- consolation ribbon
- container of Spooky Putty
- contract enforcement stick
- control crystal
- cookbookbat book
- cool cat claw
- cool cat elixir
- cool hot cocoa
- cool iron breastplate
- cool iron greaves
- cool iron helmet
- cool iron ingot
- cool jelly donut
- cool mint precipice bar
- cool mushroom
- cool mushroom casserole
- cool mushroom wine
- cool spore pod
- cool whip
- cooling iron breastplate
- cooling iron greaves
- cooling iron helmet
- cop dollar
- coping juice
- copper ha'penny charrrm
- copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet
- cordial of concentration
- corked genie bottle
- corn holder
- corncob pipe
- corned beet
- corned-beef Reuben
- cornucopia
- corpse on the beach
- corpsebite
- corpsedriver
- corpsetini
- correction fluid
- corroded breeches
- corrosive cowl
- corrupt club of corrupt corruption
- corrupt club of corruption
- corrupted bird DNA
- corrupted data
- corrupted marrow
- corrupted stardust
- cosmetic football
- cosmic bucket
- cosmic lemonade
- cosmic paste
- costume rental shop
- costume sword
- cottage
- cotton candy bale
- cotton candy cocoon
- cotton candy cone
- cotton candy cordial
- cotton candy pillow
- cotton candy pinch
- cotton candy plug
- cotton candy skoshe
- cotton candy smidgen
- counterfeit city
- cow poker
- cozy bazooka
- cozy scarf
- cozy scimitar
- crêepy mask
- crabsicle
- cracker
- cranberries
- cranberry cordial
- cranberry cylinder
- cranberry margarita (brackish)
- cranberry schnapps
- crappy Mer-kin mask
- crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
- crappy brain
- crappy camera
- crappy waiter disguise
- crate of firebombs
- crate of fish meat
- crated wardrobe-o-matic
- crayon shavings
- crazy bastard sword
- crazy hobo notebook
- crazy little Turkish delight
- cream of chloroplasts
- cream of pointy mushroom soup
- cream pie
- cream stout
- creamsicle
- creepy doll head
- creepy ginger ale
- creepy nursery rhyme
- creepy voice box
- creepy voodoo doll
- creepy-ass club
- crident
- crimbo elfling
- crimsilion jub-jub bird
- croquet hedgehog
- crossbow string
- crotchety pants
- crowbar
- crowbarrr
- crown-shaped beanie
- crude crudités
- crude oil congealer
- crude voodoo doll
- crudles
- cruelty-free wine
- crumbling rat skull
- crumpled felt fedora
- crunchy brush
- crushed steamer trunk
- crusty hula hoop
- cryptic puzzle box
- crystal Crimbo goblet
- crystal Crimbo platter
- crystal belt buckle
- crystal decanter
- crystal skeleton vodka
- crystal skull
- crystalline cheer
- crystalline light bulb
- crystalline reamer
- crystalline seal eye
- crystallized memory
- cube of billiard chalk
- cube of ectoplasm
- cubic zirconia
- cuckoo clock
- cuddly teddy bear
- cup of "tea"
- cup of hickory chicory
- cup of infinite pencils
- cup of lukewarm tea
- cup of primitive beer
- cupcake-in-a-cup
- cuppa Activi tea
- cuppa Alacri tea
- cuppa Boo tea
- cuppa Chari tea
- cuppa Craft tea
- cuppa Cruel tea
- cuppa Dexteri tea
- cuppa Feroci tea
- cuppa Flamibili tea
- cuppa Flexibili tea
- cuppa Frost tea
- cuppa Gill tea
- cuppa Impregnabili tea
- cuppa Improprie tea
- cuppa Insani tea
- cuppa Irritabili tea
- cuppa Loyal tea
- cuppa Mana tea
- cuppa Mediocri tea
- cuppa Monstrosi tea
- cuppa Morbidi tea
- cuppa Nas tea
- cuppa Net tea
- cuppa Neuroplastici tea
- cuppa Obscuri tea
- cuppa Physicali tea
- cuppa Proprie tea
- cuppa Royal tea
- cuppa Serendipi tea
- cuppa Sobrie tea
- cuppa Toast tea
- cuppa Twen tea
- cuppa Uncertain tea
- cuppa Vitali tea
- cuppa Voraci tea
- cuppa Wit tea
- cuppa Yet tea
- curdflinger
- curmudgel
- cursed black pearl onion
- cursed bottle of black-label rum
- cursed bottle of rum
- cursed breeches
- cursed cannonball
- cursed chocolate doubloon
- cursed cutlass
- cursed dirty joke scroll
- cursed eyepatch
- cursed magnifying glass
- cursed microwave
- cursed monkey glove
- cursed monkey's paw
- cursed piece of thirteen
- cursed pirate cutlass
- cursed pony keg
- cursed ring finger ring
- cursed scrunchie
- cursed sea biscuit
- cursed swash buckle
- cursed tricorn hat
- cursed voodoo skull
- cursed wishbone
- custard pie
- custom avatar form
- custom sixgun
- cute bow from beyond the stars
- cute meteoroid
- cute mushroom
- cyan seashell
- cyber-mattock
- cyclops eyedrops
- cylindrical mold
- cymbal syrup
- d10
- d12
- d20
- d4
- d6
- d8
- daddy shortlegs leg
- daily dungeon malware
- daisy
- damp bar rag
- damp old wallet
- dance card
- dancing fan
- dandy lion cub
- dangerous jerkcicle
- dark baconstone ring
- dark hamethyst ring
- dark porquoise ring
- dark potion
- das boot
- daub-breaker
- day shortener
- day-old beer
- deactivated MicroMechaMech
- deactivated RoboGoose
- deactivated mini-Trainbot
- deactivated nanobots
- deactivated putty buddy
- dead guy's memento
- dead guy's piece of double-sided tape
- dead guy's watch
- dead lights pie
- dead meat bun
- deadfall branch
- deadly lampshade
- deadly nightshade
- deanimated reanimator's coffin
- death blossom
- debonair deboner
- decanter of fine Scotch
- decaying goldfish liver
- decaying wooden oar
- decaying wooden paddle
- decaying wooden pole
- decent brain
- deck of lewd playing cards
- deck of tropical cards
- decomposed boot
- decorative fountain
- deed to Oliver's Place
- deep six-shooter
- defective Game Grid token
- defective Golden Mr. Accessory
- deflated inflatable dodecapede
- dehydrated caviar
- delectable catalyst
- delectable fire ant
- delicious candy
- delicious comfit?
- delicious noodles
- delicious salad
- delicious shimmering moth
- delicious spicy noodles
- delicious star salad
- delicious stinkbug
- delicious swamp muck
- deluxe Neverending Party favor
- deluxe fax machine
- deluxe layer cake
- demon buckler
- demon makeup kit
- demon skin
- demon whip
- demon-horned hat
- demonic cow's blood
- demonic paste
- demonic surgical gloves
- demonskin jacket
- demonskin trousers
- denastified haunch
- denim axe
- denim jacket
- dense meat crossbow
- dense meat stack
- dense meat staff
- dense meat sword
- dental pliers
- dented harmonica
- dented spoon
- deodorant
- depantsing bomb
- depleted Crimbonium football helmet
- depleted Grimacite astrolabe
- depleted Grimacite grappling hook
- depleted Grimacite gravy boat
- depleted Grimacite hammer
- depleted Grimacite ninja mask
- depleted Grimacite shinguards
- depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
- depleted uranium seal figurine
- desiccated apricot
- designer handbag
- designer sweatpants
- designer sweatpants (new old stock)
- desktop zen garden
- detective roscoe
- detective school application
- detective skull
- detective tattoo
- dethklok
- devil hair pasta
- devil's-food cake
- devil-summoning hat
- deviled egg
- devilish folio
- dew yoana lei
- dew yoana salacious lei
- diabolic pizza cube
- diabolical crossbow
- diamond-studded cane
- diamond-studded fronts
- diamondback skin
- dice belt buckle
- dice ring
- dice sunglasses
- dice-print do-rag
- dice-print pajama pants
- dice-shaped backpack
- didgeridooka
- dieting pill
- digital key lime
- digital key lime pie
- digital underground potion
- dilapidated wizard hat
- diluted makeup
- dinged-up triangle
- dingy planks
- dinner roll
- dire fudgesicle
- dirt julep
- dirty bottlecap
- dirty hobo gloves
- dirty martini
- dirty rigging rope
- disassembled clover
- discarded button
- discarded swimming trunks
- disco ball
- disco biscuit
- disco horoscope (Aquarius)
- disco horoscope (Aries)
- disco horoscope (Cancer)
- disco horoscope (Capricorn)
- disco horoscope (Gemini)
- disco horoscope (Leo)
- disco horoscope (Libra)
- disco horoscope (Pisces)
- disco horoscope (Sagittarius)
- disco horoscope (Scorpio)
- disco horoscope (Taurus)
- disco horoscope (Virgo)
- disco mask
- discocktail
- disconnected intergnat
- disease
- disembodied brain
- disembodied smile
- dishrag
- disintegrating barrel
- disintegrating quill pen
- disintegrating sheet music
- disintegrating spiky collar
- displaced fish
- disposable instant camera
- disposable lighter
- distention pill
- distilled fortified wine
- distilled resin
- distressed denim pants
- disturbing fanfic
- divine blowout
- divine can of silly string
- divine champagne flute
- divine champagne popper
- divine cracker
- divine noisemaker
- diving muff
- do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
- dog ointment
- doll house
- doll-eye amulet
- dollar sign
- dollar-sign bag
- dollhive
- dollop of barbecue sauce
- dolphin whistle
- donated booze
- donated candy
- donated food
- donkey flipbook
- dope gangsta bling-bling
- dope wheels
- doppelshifter egg
- dorky glasses
- double barreled barrel gun
- double daisy
- double entendre
- double-barreled sling
- double-ice box
- double-ice britches
- double-ice cap
- double-ice gum
- doubt cannon
- dove DNA
- drab sonata
- drafty drawers
- draggin' ball hat
- dragon snaps
- dragonfish caviar
- dread tarragon
- dreadful box
- dreadful fedora
- dreadful glove
- dreadful roast
- dreadful sweater
- dreadlock whip
- dream of a dog
- dreaming Jung man
- dregs of a Crimbo cocktail
- dress pants
- dried face
- dried gelatinous cube
- drink chit
- drinks tray
- dripping meat crossbow
- dripping meat staff
- dripping meat sword
- drippy bezoar
- drippy bromide
- drippy candy bar
- drippy caviar
- drippy diadem
- drippy enzyme
- drippy flux
- drippy grub
- drippy ichor
- drippy khakis
- drippy nugget
- drippy orb
- drippy pigment
- drippy pilsner
- drippy plum(?)
- drippy salt
- drippy seed
- drippy shield
- drippy snail shell
- drippy staff
- drippy stake
- drippy stein
- drippy truncheon
- drive-by shooting
- drive-thru burger
- droll monocle
- dromedary drinking helmet
- drone self-destruct chip
- droopy doll eye
- drop of water-37
- droppable microphone
- dropped scrap of paper
- drug cocktail sauce
- druidic s'more
- drum machine
- drum of pomade
- drum of tommy ammo
- dry cleaning receipt
- dry martini
- dry noodles
- dry vodka martini
- dubious loincloth
- dubious peppermint
- ducha de oro
- duck-on-a-string
- duct tape
- duct tape buckler
- duct tape dockers
- duct tape fedora
- duct tape shirt
- duct tape sword
- duct tape wallet
- dude ranch souvenir crate
- dueling banjo
- dueling turtle
- dull fish scale
- dumb mud
- dungeon dragon chest
- dungeoneer's dungarees
- dungeoneering kit
- duonoculars
- dusty Crimbo crate
- dusty animal cranium
- dusty animal jawbone
- dusty animal pelvis
- dusty animal skull
- dusty barrel
- dusty bottle of Marsala
- dusty bottle of Merlot
- dusty bottle of Muscat
- dusty bottle of Pinot Noir
- dusty bottle of Port
- dusty bottle of Zinfandel
- dusty bottle of blood
- dusty eighth caudal vertebra
- dusty eighth thoracic vertebra
- dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra
- dusty fifth caudal vertebra
- dusty fifth cervical vertebra
- dusty fifth lumbar vertebra
- dusty fifth thoracic vertebra
- dusty first caudal vertebra
- dusty first cervical vertebra
- dusty first lumbar vertebra
- dusty first thoracic vertebra
- dusty fourth caudal vertebra
- dusty fourth cervical vertebra
- dusty fourth lumbar vertebra
- dusty fourth thoracic vertebra
- dusty left clavicle
- dusty left eighth rib
- dusty left eleventh rib
- dusty left femur
- dusty left fibula
- dusty left fifth rib
- dusty left first front claw
- dusty left first rear claw
- dusty left first rib
- dusty left fourth front claw
- dusty left fourth rear claw
- dusty left fourth rib
- dusty left humerus
- dusty left kneecap
- dusty left ninth rib
- dusty left radius
- dusty left scapula
- dusty left second front claw
- dusty left second rear claw
- dusty left second rib
- dusty left seventh rib
- dusty left sixth rib
- dusty left tenth rib
- dusty left third front claw
- dusty left third rear claw
- dusty left third rib
- dusty left thumb
- dusty left tibia
- dusty left twelfth rib
- dusty left ulna
- dusty ninth caudal vertebra
- dusty ninth thoracic vertebra
- dusty right clavicle
- dusty right eighth rib
- dusty right eleventh rib
- dusty right femur
- dusty right fibula
- dusty right fifth rib
- dusty right first front claw
- dusty right first rear claw
- dusty right first rib
- dusty right fourth front claw
- dusty right fourth rear claw
- dusty right fourth rib
- dusty right humerus
- dusty right kneecap
- dusty right ninth rib
- dusty right radius
- dusty right scapula
- dusty right second front claw
- dusty right second rear claw
- dusty right second rib
- dusty right seventh rib
- dusty right sixth rib
- dusty right tenth rib
- dusty right third front claw
- dusty right third rear claw
- dusty right third rib
- dusty right thumb
- dusty right tibia
- dusty right twelfth rib
- dusty right ulna
- dusty sacral vertebrae
- dusty second caudal vertebra
- dusty second cervical vertebra
- dusty second lumbar vertebra
- dusty second thoracic vertebra
- dusty seventh caudal vertebra
- dusty seventh cervical vertebra
- dusty seventh lumbar vertebra
- dusty seventh thoracic vertebra
- dusty sixth caudal vertebra
- dusty sixth cervical vertebra
- dusty sixth lumbar vertebra
- dusty sixth thoracic vertebra
- dusty tenth caudal vertebra
- dusty tenth thoracic vertebra
- dusty third caudal vertebra
- dusty third cervical vertebra
- dusty third lumbar vertebra
- dusty third thoracic vertebra
- dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra
- dwarvish magazine
- dwarvish war helmet
- dwarvish war kilt
- dwarvish war mattock
- eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest
- eXtreme meat crossbow
- eXtreme meat staff
- eXtreme meat sword
- eXtreme nose ring
- eagle feather
- eagle's milk
- ear candle
- ear poison
- earthenware muffin tin
- eau de mort
- eaves droppers
- ectoplasm au jus
- ectoplasmic orbs
- ectoplasmic paste
- edible alien plant bit
- eel battery
- eel sauce
- eel skin
- eelskin hat
- eelskin pants
- eelskin shield
- eerie fetish
- eerily silent box
- effervescent potion
- effluvious emerald
- eggbeater
- eggman noodles
- eggwater
- eighth plague
- elbow soup
- elderly jawbreaker
- eldritch alignment spray
- eldritch concentrate
- eldritch distillate
- eldritch dough
- eldritch effluvium
- eldritch elixir
- eldritch essence
- eldritch extract
- eldritch hammer
- eldritch hat
- eldritch ichor
- eldritch mushroom
- eldritch mushroom pizza
- eldritch oil
- eldritch pants
- eldritch rub
- eldritch scanner
- eldritch tincture
- eldritch tincture (depleted)
- electric Kool-Aid
- electric copperhead potion
- electric crutch
- electric mushroom
- electric pants
- electric snakebite
- electrician's hardhat
- electronic Brain Trainer game
- electronic dulcimer pants
- electronics kit
- elegant nightstick
- elemental caipiroska
- elemental paste
- elemental sugarcube
- elephant stinger
- eleven-foot pole
- elevenderizing hammer
- elevennis shoes
- elevent
- elf army field rations
- elf ploughshare
- elf sleeper agent
- elven hardtack
- elven magi-pack
- elven medi-pack
- elven squeeze
- elven tambourine
- elven whittling knife
- ember egg
- embering hunk
- embezzler's oil
- emergency glowstick
- emergency margarita
- emo roe
- emotion chip
- empty Cloaca-Cola bottle
- empty Rain-Doh can
- empty agua de vida bottle
- empty hourglass
- empty lava bottle
- empty meat tank
- enchanted barbell
- enchanted bean
- enchanted bean burrito
- enchanted brass knuckles
- enchanted eyepatch
- enchanted fire extinguisher
- enchanted handwarmer
- enchanted muesli
- enchanted toothpick
- enchantlers
- energized spores
- energy drink IV
- enhanced signal receiver
- enormous belt buckle
- enormous hoop earring
- enticing mayolus
- envelope full of Meat
- epic cluster
- epic wad
- equal sign
- eraser nubbin
- ert grey goo ring
- escargotsicle
- especially salty dog
- essential cameraderie
- essential soy
- essential tofu
- etched hourglass
- eternal car battery
- eternal knot tattoo
- even more tinsel
- everfull glass
- evil flaming eyeball pendant
- evil golden arch
- evil golden arches
- evil noodles
- evil paper umbrella
- evil teddy bear sewing kit
- evil-ass club
- exactly-three-shaped box
- excitement pill
- exclusive club
- exclusive ultra-rare item
- executive mime flask
- exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton
- exotic jungle fruit
- exotic orchid
- exotic parrot egg
- exotic travel brochure
- expensive camera
- expensive champagne
- expensive cigar
- experimental carbon fiber pasta additive
- experimental serum G-9
- experimental serum P-00
- expired MRE
- expired bottle of peppermint schnapps
- expired can of franks 'n' beans
- exploding cigar
- exploding gum
- exploding hacky-sack
- extra DNA
- extra ooze
- extra special Crimbo stocking
- extra time
- extra-fancy ring setting
- extra-flat panini
- extra-greasy slider
- extra-grubby grub
- extra-hard jawbreaker
- extra-heavy BRICKO brick
- extra-large palm-frond toupee
- extra-potent gremlin mutagen
- extra-see-thru nightie
- extra-spicy bloody mary
- extra-strength goo
- extra-strength red potion
- extra-strength rubber bands
- extra-strength strongness elixir
- extra-toasted half sandwich
- extremely confusing manual
- extremely skinny jeans
- extremely slippery nipple
- extremely wet T-shirt
- eye 'n' horn shampoo
- eye of newt
- eye of the Tiger-lily
- eye-pod
- eyebrow lifter
- eyedrops of newt
- eyedrops of the ermine
- eyedrops of the ocelot
- f3d0r4
- fabric hardener
- fabric softener
- facehugging alien
- faded green protest sign
- faded red protest sign
- fairy-worn boots
- fake blood
- fake cocktail
- fake plastic grass
- fake washboard
- false eyelashes
- familiar scrapbook
- fancy ball mask
- fancy bath salts
- fancy beef jerky
- fancy beer bottle
- fancy beer label
- fancy black tie
- fancy blue potion
- fancy calligraphy pen
- fancy canapés
- fancy chess set
- fancy chocolate sculpture
- fancy party pants
- fancy schmancy cheese sauce
- fancy seashell necklace
- fancy tin beer can
- fancy tophat
- fancy tuxedo pants
- farfalle bow tie
- fascinating alien plant sample
- fascinating alien zoological sample
- fat bottom quark
- fat loot token
- fat stacks of cash
- fat wallet
- fear condenser
- feathered headdress
- fermenting powder
- ferret bait
- fertilized ghuol egg
- festive egg sac
- festive sausage
- festive warbear bank
- fetid feather
- fettucini épines Inconnu
- fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
- fettucini Inconnu
- fetus-smashing club
- fez of etymology
- fiberglass fannypack
- fiberglass fedora
- fiberglass fetish
- fiberglass fibers
- fiberglass fingerguard
- fiberglass foil
- fiberglass frock
- fiberglass insulation
- fiery wing
- figurine of a charred seal
- figurine of a cold seal
- figurine of a cute baby seal
- figurine of a shadowy seal
- figurine of a sleek seal
- figurine of a slippery seal
- figurine of a stinking seal
- figurine of a wretched-looking seal
- figurine of an ancient seal
- figurine of an armored seal
- filet of The Fish
- filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")
- filigreed hamethyst earring
- filigreed hamethyst necklace
- filigreed hamethyst ring
- filled mosquito
- filth-encrusted futon
- filthy armor
- filthy child leash
- filthy corduroys
- filthy hippy poncho
- filthy knitted dread sack
- filthy lucre
- filthy monkey head
- filthy pestle
- filthy poultice
- fin-bit wax
- fine aged cheddarwurst
- fine wine
- finger cuffs
- finger cymbals
- finger exerciser
- fire ant pheromones
- fire axe
- fire crackers
- [2426]fire flower
- fire hose
- fire of unknown origin
- fire poi
- fire-roasted lake trout
- fireball
- firebomb
- fireclutch
- fireman's helmet
- fireman's lunch
- firemilk
- fireproof megaphone
- fireproof skip lid
- first-aid pouch
- fish bazooka
- fish head
- fish juice box
- fish sauce
- fish scimitar
- fish stick
- fish stick cozy
- fish-liver oil
- fishbone belt
- fishbone bracers
- fishbone catcher's mitt
- fishbone corset
- fishbone facemask
- fishbone fins
- fishbone kneepads
- fishcake
- fishelada
- fishin' hat
- fishy fish
- fishy fish casserole
- fishy fish lasagna
- fishy paste
- fishy pipe
- fishy wand
- fist turkey outline
- fistful of ashes
- fistful of wood shavings
- fitness wristband
- five-fingered fern resin
- fixed-gear bicycle
- fixodent
- fizzing spore pod
- fizzy potion
- flagellate flagon
- flagellate soup
- flagstone fez
- flagstone flag
- flagstone flagments
- flagstone flail
- flagstone fleece
- flagstone flip-flops
- flagstone fringe
- flame orb
- flamin' bindle
- flaming cardboard sword
- flaming crutch
- flaming familiar doppelgänger
- flaming feather
- flaming glowsticks
- flaming juggler's balls
- flaming leaf crown
- flaming mushroom
- flaming mushroom wine
- flaming nose
- flaming pink shirt
- flaming sword
- flaming talons
- flamingo mallet
- flan del mar
- flange
- flapper floppers
- flapper fly
- flaregun
- flashy pirate dreadlocks
- flask flops
- flask of Amontillado
- flask of Gnomochloric acid
- flask of baconstone juice
- flask of egggrog
- flask of embalming fluid
- flask of hamethyst juice
- flask of mining oil
- flask of moonshine
- flask of porquoise juice
- flask of port
- flask of rainwater
- flask of tainted mining oil
- flat cider
- flat dough
- flat mushroom wine
- flavored foot massage oil
- flavorless gruel
- flayed mind
- fleetwood chain
- fleetwood mac 'n' cheese
- fleetwood macaroni
- fleshy lump
- fleshy putty
- flickering pixel
- flimsy clipboard
- flimsy hardwood scraps
- flirtatious feather
- floaty gravel
- floaty inverse geode
- floaty pebbles
- floaty rock
- floaty rock helmet
- floaty rock necklace
- floaty rock pants
- floaty sand
- floaty stone sphere
- floorboard cruft
- floral print shirt
- floral-print skirt
- flour cookie
- flower petal pie
- flowing hippy skirt
- fluid of fudge-finding
- fluorescent lightbulb
- flute of flat champagne
- flyest of shirts
- flypaper staff
- flytrap bezoar
- flytrap pellet
- foam commodore's hat
- foam dart
- foam naval trousers
- foam pistol
- foetid seal tear
- foggy glass globe
- foie gras
- folder (D-Team)
- folder (Ex-Files)
- folder (Jackass Plumber)
- folder (KOLHS)
- folder (Knight Writer)
- folder (Seawolf)
- folder (Stinky Trash Kid)
- folder (Yedi)
- folder (barbarian)
- folder (blue)
- folder (catfish)
- folder (cyan)
- folder (dancing dolphins)
- folder (green)
- folder (heavy metal)
- folder (holographic fractal)
- folder (magenta)
- folder (owl)
- folder (rainbow unicorn)
- folder (red)
- folder (skull and crossbones)
- folder (smiley face)
- folder (space skeleton)
- folder (sports car)
- folder (sportsballs)
- folder (tranquil landscape)
- folder (wizard)
- folder (yellow)
- food drive button
- food mailing list
- foolscap fool's cap
- foon
- foon of fearfulness
- foon of fleshiness
- foon of foulness
- foon of frigidity
- foon of fulmination
- foot-long hot daub
- football helmet
- forbidden danish
- forbidden sausage
- foreign box
- forest canopy bed
- forest spirit rattle
- forest tears
- fortifying hot cocoa
- fortune cookie
- fossilized baboon skull
- fossilized bat skull
- fossilized demon skull
- fossilized limb
- fossilized necklace
- fossilized serpent skull
- fossilized spider skull
- fossilized spike
- fossilized spine
- fossilized torso
- fossilized wing
- fossilized wyrm skull
- fountain 'soda'
- fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
- frankincenser
- frat brats
- frayed rope belt
- free boots
- free-range mushroom
- freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini
- freezerburned ice cube
- freezin' bindle
- freightcake
- french-fry grabber
- fresh can of paint
- fresh coat of paint
- freshwater fishbone
- freshwater pearl necklace
- fricasseed brains
- fried air
- frightful feather
- frigid air mattress
- frigid derringer
- frigid fudgepuck
- frigid hankyū
- frigid mote
- frigid ninja stars
- frigid-ass club
- frilly shirt
- frilly skirt
- frog lip-print
- frontwinder skin
- frost flower
- frost-rimed desk bell
- frost-rimed seal hide
- frostbite-flavored Hob-O
- frosty halo
- frozen Mob Penguin
- frozen banquet
- frozen danish
- frozen feather
- frozen mushroom
- frozen nunchaku
- frozen seal spine
- frozen shampoo-conditioner
- frozen tofu pop
- frozen turtle shell
- fruit basket
- fruit bat
- fruit bowl
- fruit-stuffed rumcake
- fruitfilm
- fruity girl swill
- fruity pebble
- fry-oil-flavored Hob-O
- frying brainpan
- fudge bunny
- fudge cube
- fudge lily
- fudge pocket square
- fudge spork
- fudge-shaped hole in space-time
- fudgecule
- fudgecycle
- fudgesicle
- full lava bottle
- full meat tank
- fumble formula
- funhouse mirror
- funky brass fez
- funky dried mushroom
- funky eyepatch
- funky junk key
- funny bone
- funny paper hat
- furniture dolly
- furry fur
- furry green earmuffs
- furry green turtle
- furry halo
- furry kilt
- furry pill
- furry skirt
- fusilli marrownarrow
- fusillocybin
- fustulent seal grulch
- future drug: Coolscaline
- future drug: Muscularactum
- future drug: Smartinex
- fuzzbump
- fuzzy bracelets
- fuzzy polar bear ears
- ga-ga radio
- gabardine gaiters
- gabardine garibaldi
- gabardine garland
- gabardine girdle
- gabardine gloves
- gabardine gunnysack
- gabardine smithereens
- gaffer's tape
- gallon of milk
- gamer slurry
- gamma nog
- ganger bandana
- garbage juice slurpee
- garbage sticker
- garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O
- gas balloon
- gas can
- gasmask
- gator shades
- gator skin
- gatorskin umbrella
- gattoo
- gauze garter
- gauze hammock
- gauze shorts
- gazely stare
- gazing shoes
- gelatinous meat mass
- generic healing potion
- generic mana potion
- generic restorative potion
- genie bottle
- genie's bracers
- genie's pants
- genie's scimitar
- genie's turbane
- ghast iron Garibaldi
- ghast iron cleaver
- ghast iron codpiece
- ghast iron heater shield
- ghast iron ingot
- ghost accordion
- ghost beer
- ghost bit
- ghost key
- ghost of a necklace
- ghost pencil
- ghost pepper
- ghost pickle on a stick
- ghost protocol
- ghost shawl
- ghost thread
- ghost toga
- ghost trap
- ghostly body paint
- ghostly dagger
- ghostly ectoplasm
- ghostly pickling solution
- ghuol ears
- ghuol egg
- ghuol egg quiche
- ghuol guolash
- ghuol-ear kabob
- giant O
- giant X
- giant artisanal rice peeler
- giant book of ancient carols
- giant breath mint
- giant cactus quill
- giant candy cane
- giant cheesestick
- giant clay ashtray
- giant diamond ring
- giant driftwood sculpture
- giant fishhook
- giant foam finger
- giant free-range mushroom
- giant giant moth dust
- giant glass of brandy
- giant grain of protein powder
- giant green gummi bear
- giant gym membership card
- giant heirloom grape tomato
- giant jar of protein powder
- giant marshmallow
- giant motorcycle boots
- giant moxie weed
- giant neckbeard
- giant needle
- giant pearl
- giant penguin keychain
- giant red gummi bear
- giant safety pin
- giant shrimp fork
- giant spider leg
- giant stuffed bugbear
- giant tube of black lipstick
- giant turkey leg
- giant yellow gummi bear
- giant yellow hat
- gibson
- gift card
- gift-a-pult
- gilded BRICKO brick
- gilded BRICKO chalice
- gilded ancient cursed chest
- gilded ancient cursed key
- gilded lily
- gilded trumpet
- gill rings
- gilt perfume bottle
- gimlet
- gin and tonic
- gin-soaked blotter paper
- ginger beer
- ginger snaps
- gingerbeard
- gingerbread cigarette
- gingerbread dog treat
- gingerbread gavel
- gingerbread hoodie
- gingerbread house
- gingerbread mask
- gingerbread moneybag
- gingerbread mug
- gingerbread nylons
- gingerbread pirate
- gingerbread pistol
- gingerbread restraining order
- gingerbread smartphone
- gingerbread spice latte
- gingerbread tophat
- gingerbread trousers
- gingerbread waistcoat
- gingerbread wine
- gingernade
- gingerservo
- gingham blouse
- ginormous pumpkin
- ginseng
- giraffe-necked turtle
- glacial clock
- glacial sapphire
- gladiator tunica
- glark cable
- glass casserole dish
- glass eye
- glass gnoll eye
- glass of "milk"
- glass of baboon milk
- glass of bourbon
- glass of drippy wine
- glass of gnat milk
- glass of goat's milk
- glass of herbal tequila
- glass of raw eggs
- glass of warm milk
- glass of warm water
- glass pie plate
- glass slipper
- gleaming oyster egg
- glimmering buzzard feather
- glimmering great tit feather
- glimmering penguin feather
- glimmering phoenix feather
- glimmering raven feather
- glimmering roc feather
- glistening fish meat
- glistening oyster egg
- glistening staff
- glittery mascara
- glob of cream cheese
- glob of enchanted icing
- glob of extra-green chlorophyll
- glob of green slime
- glob of melted wax
- glob of salty molasses
- glob of spoiled mayo
- glob of undifferentiated tissue
- globe of Deep Sauce
- gloomy black mushroom
- gloomy mushroom wine
- glow-in-the-dark dart gun
- glow-in-the-dark necklace
- glow-in-the-dark wristwatch
- glowing El Vibrato drone
- glowing New Age crystal
- glowing esca
- glowing frisbee
- glowing fungus
- glowing red eye
- glowing spore pod
- glowing syringe
- glyph of athleticism
- gnashing teeth
- gnat lasagna
- gnatloaf
- gnatloaf casserole
- gnatwing
- gnatwing earring
- gnauga hide
- gnauga hide kilt
- gnauga hide skirt
- gnauga hide vest
- gnawed-up dog bone
- gnocchetti di Nietzsche
- gnoll lips
- gnoll teeth
- gnoll-tooth necklace
- go-go potion
- goat
- goat beard
- goat cheese
- goat cheese pizza
- goat cheese taco
- goatskin umbrella
- gob of wet hair
- goblin autoblowgun
- goblin bone hilt
- goblin collarbone
- goblin hunting spear
- goblin paste
- goblin water
- gold Boozehounds Anonymous token
- gold crown
- gold lamé pants
- gold nuggets
- gold skull ring
- gold star
- gold tooth
- gold toothbrush
- golden banana
- golden fleece
- golden gum
- golden gun
- golden monkey statuette
- golden plastic oyster egg
- golden sausage
- golden tattoo gun
- golden twig
- goo magnet
- good ash
- good brain
- good gravy
- goodberry
- gooey drippy candy bar
- gooey lava globs
- gooey paste
- goofily-plumed helmet
- googly chest eyes
- googly-ball hat
- googly-heart hat
- googly-star hat
- gooified animal matter
- gooified mineral matter
- gooified vegetable matter
- gory drippy orb
- goulauncher
- gourmet gourami oil
- government
- government booze shipment
- government candy shipment
- government cheese
- government food shipment
- government per-diem
- government requisition form
- government-issue identification badge
- government-issued candy
- government-issued eyeshade
- government-issued necktie
- government-issued night-vision goggles
- government-issued slacks
- gr8ps
- grain of sand
- grandfather watch
- grape troll doll
- grapefruit
- grapes
- grass clippings
- grass whistle
- grassy cutlass
- grave robbing shovel
- graveyard snowglobe
- gravy boat
- gray seashell
- grease gun
- grease trap
- greasy desk bell
- greasy paste
- great big capacitor
- great old fashioned
- greedy ghostling
- green BRICKO brick
- green LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- green and red bean
- green bean casserole
- green beer
- green candy heart
- green candygram
- green clay bead
- green cloth cap
- green drunki-bear
- green eggnog
- green face paint
- green hamhock
- green lava globs
- green mana
- green marshmallow
- green peawee marble
- green pill
- green pixel
- green pixel potion
- green pixie spog
- green rock candy
- green rocket
- green seashell
- green slime glob
- green smoke bomb
- green snowcone
- green traffic cone
- green-frosted astral cupcake
- green-iced sweet roll
- gregarious ghostling
- gremlin juice
- gremlin mutagen
- grey cube
- grey down vest
- grey gosling
- grilled cheese sandwich
- grilled mooseflank
- grim fairy tale
- grimstone galoshes
- grimstone mask
- grimy lab coat
- grinning ghostling
- grinning turtle
- grip key
- grisly shell fragment
- grisly shield
- grizzled bearskin
- grody jug
- grog
- grog nuts
- groggipop
- grogpagne
- grogtini
- groose grease
- groovy prism necklace
- groping claw
- grouchy restless spirit
- grouper fangirl
- groupie bra
- groupie lipstick
- groupie spangles
- groveling gravel
- grubby wool
- grubby wool beerwarmer
- grubby wool gloves
- grubby wool hat
- grubby wool scarf
- grubby wool trousers
- grubby woolball
- grue egg omelette
- grumpy old man charrrm
- grumpy old man charrrm bracelet
- grungy bandana
- grungy flannel shirt
- guancertina
- guano coffee cup
- guard turtle collar
- guard turtle shell
- guffin
- guild application
- guilty sprout
- gummi ammonite
- gummi belemnite
- gummi bowtie
- gummi canary
- gummi fang
- gummi salamander
- gummi snake
- gummi sword
- gummi trilobite
- gummi turtle
- gumshoes
- gun cleaning kit
- gun parts
- gunky chicken
- gunner's daughter
- gunpowder burrito
- gunwale
- gunwale whalegun
- guts necklace
- gym membership card
- gym shorts
- hacked gibson
- haemolymphnode
- haggis socks
- haggis-infused soap
- haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis
- haiku katana
- hair of the calf
- hair of the fish
- hair oil
- hair spray
- hairshirt
- hairy staff
- half double fruitcake
- half of a gold tooth
- half-baked potion
- half-digested coal
- half-empty carton of milk
- half-height cigar
- half-height unicycle
- half-melted spoon
- half-orchid
- half-rotten brain
- half-size scalpel
- half-sized guitar
- halfberd
- halibut
- ham steak
- hambrosier
- hamburger
- hamethyst
- hamethyst bracelet
- hamethyst earring
- hamethyst necklace
- hamethyst ring
- hamethyst-handled sixgun
- hamlet sandwich
- hammerus
- hand grenegg
- hand of Mr. Cards
- hand of cards
- hand turkey outline
- hand-carved bokken
- hand-carved bow
- hand-crafted candy cane
- hand-knitted Crimbo socks
- hand-knitted diving booties
- handful of Boltsmann bearings
- handful of Crotchety Pine needles
- handful of Laughing Willow bark
- handful of Smithereens
- handful of barley
- handful of bees
- handful of drink tickets
- handful of fire
- handful of hand chalk
- handful of juicy garbage
- handful of moss
- handful of napalm
- handful of numbers
- handful of nuts and berries
- handful of pine needles
- handful of sand
- handful of sawdust
- handful of split pea soup
- handful of stubble
- handful of tips
- handful of toilet paper
- handful of walnuts
- handmade hobby horse
- handsomeness potion
- handyman "hand soap"
- hangman's hood
- happiness
- hard rock
- hard spore pod
- hardboiled egg
- hardened slime belt
- hardened slime hat
- hardened slime pants
- hardening cream
- hardware upgrade
- hare brush
- hare pin
- harem girl t-shirt
- haunted Hell ramen
- haunted battery
- haunted bindle
- haunted bottle of vodka
- haunted cherry pie
- haunted doghouse
- haunted eggnog
- haunted flame
- haunted gimlet
- haunted martini
- haunted orange
- haunted paddle-ball
- haunted pizza
- hawk
- hawkface potion
- hazardous sauce dosimeter
- hazmat helmet
- head mirror
- head of emberg lettuce
- head-mounted Trainbot
- headhunter necktie
- headless sparrow
- heart cozy
- heart of dark chocolate
- heart of rock and roll
- heart of the volcano
- heart-shaped candy whetstone
- heart-shaped crate
- heat-resistant gloves
- heat-resistant necktie
- heat-resistant sheet metal
- heather graham cracker
- heavy D
- heavy crown
- heavy duty umbrella
- heavy hot sauce
- heavy leather-bound tome
- heavy necklace chain
- heavy-duty Crimbot aerial
- heavy-duty clipboard
- hedgeturtle
- hell in a bucket
- hellion cube
- hellseal claw
- hellseal whisker
- helm of the white knight
- helmet recipe
- helmet turtle
- hemlock helm
- hemp backpack
- hemp candy necklace
- hemp net
- hemp string
- henna face paint
- henna tattoo
- hep waders
- herbal stuffing
- herbs
- hermedisiac cologne
- hermit factoid
- hermit permit
- herringcello
- heteroerotic frat-paddle
- hewn moon-rune spoon
- hi-density nylocite leg armor
- hi-octane carrot juice
- hibernating Grimstone Golem
- hibernating robot reindeer
- hibiscus petal
- high-calorie sugar substitute
- high-end ginger wine
- high-energy mining laser
- high-pressure seltzer bottle
- high-speed upgrade
- high-temperature mining drill
- high-temperature mining mask
- high-test fishing line
- hill of beans
- hippo skin buckler
- hippo tutu
- hippo whip
- hippopotamus kilt
- hippopotamus pants
- hippopotamus skin
- hippopotamus skirt
- hipposkin poncho
- hippy bongo
- hippy herbal tea
- hippy medical kit
- hippy paste
- hippy protest button
- hipster cocktail
- hoarded candy wad
- hobo code binder
- hobo dungarees
- hobo fortress blueprints
- hobo monkey
- hobo nickel
- hobo paste
- hobo stogie
- hockey stick of furious angry rage
- holiday cheese log
- holiday log
- holistic headache remedy
- hollow rock
- holly-flavored Hob-O
- holo-bomber
- holo-platoon
- holo-tank
- holy bomb, batman
- home robotics kit
- homeless hobo spirit
- homemade robot
- homemade robot gear
- homeopathic healing powder
- homeopathic mint tea
- honey bun of Boris
- honey dipper
- honey mead
- honey stick
- honey-dew
- honey-dipped locust
- honey-drenched ham slice
- honeybritches
- honeycap
- honeypot
- hopeful candle
- hopping socks
- horizontal tango
- hors d'oeuvre tray
- hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa
- hot and sour sauce
- hot ashes
- hot buttered roll
- hot button candy
- hot cluster
- hot clusterbomb
- hot coal
- hot cocoa au beurre
- hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows
- hot cross bow
- hot date
- hot daub
- hot daub bun
- hot daub stand
- hot egg
- hot hi mein
- hot jelly
- hot katana blade
- hot mint schnocolate
- hot nuggets
- hot powder
- hot spore pod
- hot stuffing
- hot wad
- hot watered rum
- hot wine
- hot wing
- hot-ass club
- hotel minibar key
- hothammer
- hourglass
- house of twigs and spit
- house-sized mushroom
- housekeeping automa-core
- hovering sombrero
- huge Crimbo cookie
- huge bowl of candy
- huge gold coin
- huge mint leaf
- huge mosquito proboscis
- huge pumpkin
- huge spoon
- human musk
- humble pie
- humming El Vibrato drone
- hungover chauvinist pig
- hunk of granite
- hushed puppy
- hustler shades
- hyperinflated seal lung
- hypnodisk
- hypodermic needle
- iFlail
- iShield
- ice baby
- ice cream sandwich
- ice harvest
- ice hotel bell
- ice house
- ice pick
- ice porter
- ice rice
- ice sickle
- ice skate decoy
- ice skate doll
- ice skates
- ice stein
- ice wine
- ice-cold Cloaca Zero
- ice-cold Sir Schlitz
- ice-cold Willer
- ice-cold fotie
- ice-cold six-pack
- iceberg lettuce
- iceberglet
- iced plum wine
- icicle katana
- icing poncho
- icy hairspray
- icy katana hilt
- icy mushroom wine
- igloo pie
- illegal firecracker
- illicit fish sauce
- imaginary lemon
- imbued seal-blubber candle
- imitation White Russian
- imitation crab crate
- imitation crab meat
- imitation crab zoea
- imitation nice watch
- imitation whetstone
- immense ballet shoes
- immense free-range mushroom
- imp air
- imported lemon lozenge
- imported taffy
- improved martini
- impure gasoline
- in-the-box spring shoes
- incense bath ball
- incredible pizza
- incredibly dense meat gem
- indescribably horrible paste
- indie comic hipster glasses
- industrial fire extinguisher
- industrial frosting
- industrial lubricant
- industrial strength anti-fungal spray
- industrial strength starch
- industrially-crushed ice
- inert sludgepuppy
- infant sandworm
- infernal fife
- infernal insoles
- infernal snowball
- infernal toilet brush
- infinite BACON machine
- inflammable leaf
- inflatable LT&T telegraph office
- inflatable baseball bat
- inflatable duck
- infrablack lipstick
- ingot of seal-iron
- ingot turtle
- initiative shawarma
- ink bladder
- inkwell
- inky squid sauce
- innuendo
- insane tophat
- insanely spicy bean burrito
- insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito
- insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
- insulated gold wire
- insulting hat
- intact anemone spike
- intact medium-wave antenna
- interesting clod of dirt
- interesting-looking twig
- intergalactic pom poms
- internet point
- interrogative elixir
- intimidating coiffure
- intricate clockwork big hand
- intricate clockwork birdhouse
- intricate clockwork cuckoo
- intricate clockwork disc
- intricate clockwork egg
- intricate clockwork little hand
- intricate clockwork numeral I
- intricate clockwork numeral II
- intricate clockwork numeral III
- intricate clockwork numeral IV
- intricate clockwork numeral IX
- intricate clockwork numeral V
- intricate clockwork numeral VI
- intricate clockwork numeral VII
- intricate clockwork numeral VIII
- intricate clockwork numeral X
- intricate clockwork numeral XI
- intricate clockwork numeral XII
- intricate music box parts
- intriguing puzzle box
- invisibility cream
- invisibility potion
- invisible potion
- irate sombrero
- iron chain
- iron dagger
- iron helmet
- iron torso box
- ironic battle spoon
- ironic jogging shorts
- ironic knit cap
- ironic mint
- ironic moustache
- ironic oversized sunglasses
- irradiated pet snacks
- irradiated turtle
- irresistibility potion
- irritability potion
- isotophat
- ittah bittah hookah
- ivory cue ball
- jabañero pepper
- jabañero-flavored chewing gum
- jack flapper
- jagged scrap metal
- jagged tooth
- jalapeño slices
- jam band
- jam band bootleg
- jamfish jam
- janglin' bones
- jangly bracelet
- jangly spurs
- janitor sponge
- janitor's mop
- jar full of wind
- jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
- jar of fermented pickle juice
- jar of frostigkraut
- jar of magical relish
- jar of psychoses (Jick)
- jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)
- jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)
- jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)
- jar of psychoses (The Old Man)
- jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)
- jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)
- jar of squeeze
- jar of swamp honey
- jaunty feather
- jazzy cigarette holder
- jellyfish gel
- jet bennie marble
- jewel-eyed wizard hat
- jigsaw blade
- jingle bell
- jingling spore pod
- jitterbug larva
- jive turkey leg
- jug of "wine"
- jug of Gnomochloric acid
- jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
- jug of baconstone juice
- jug of booze
- jug of hamethyst juice
- jug of porquoise juice
- jug-o-magicalness
- juggling ball
- jumbo olive
- jumping bean burrito
- jumping bean taco
- jumping horseradish
- jungle drum
- jungle floor wax
- juniper berries
- junk band
- junk food
- junk trunks
- junk yard
- junk-mail shirt
- kamicorpse-ee
- karma shawarma
- keel-haulin' knife
- keg shield
- kelp
- kelp-holly drape
- kelp-holly gun
- kerosene-soaked skip
- ketchup
- kevlateflocite helmet
- khaki duffel bag
- kick-ass kicks
- kickback cookbook
- kill screen
- killing jar
- kilopede skull
- king cookie
- kitten burglar
- kitty sheet music
- kiwi
- kiwi beak
- knight cookie
- knob bugle
- knob ka-bobs
- knob mushroom wine
- knobby helmet turtle
- knobby kneepads
- knoll mushroom wine
- kobold kibble
- kobold treasure hoard
- kumquartz
- kumquartz ring
- kumquat
- kumquat supersucker
- lab-grown meat
- labrador cookie
- ladle of mystery
- large box
- large cocoa eggshell fragment
- large pile of sand
- large stone triangle
- large tankard of ale
- laser cannon
- laser targeting chip
- latte lovers club card
- latte lovers member's mug
- lava balaclava
- lava cake
- lava-proof pants
- lavalarva
- lavawater
- lavender candy heart
- lavender candygram
- lavender striped oyster egg
- law-abiding citizen cane
- lawn dart
- lawnmower blade
- lead collar
- lead necklace
- lead umbrella
- lead yo-yo
- leaf
- leaf of grass
- leaflet
- leafy browns
- leather aviator's cap
- leather bookmark
- leather chaps
- leather glove
- leather mask
- leathery bat skin
- leathery cat skin
- leathery rat skin
- leechknife
- left bear arm
- left bracket
- left half of a heart necklace
- left parenthesis
- left-handed melodica
- leftover Crimbo rations
- leftover canapés
- leftover chocolate bar
- leftover pasty
- leftovers
- leftovers of indeterminate origin
- leftovers sandwich
- leg-mounted Trainbots
- leggings of the Spider Queen
- legitimate business on the beach
- lemon
- lemon meringue pie
- lemon popsicle
- lemonade marble
- lemonhead caviar
- lemony scales
- length of old fuse
- leotarrrd
- leprechaun hatchling
- less-than-three-shaped box
- lesser grodulated violet
- letterman's jacket
- lewd playing card
- li'l candy corn costume
- li'l ghost costume
- li'l knight costume
- li'l orphan tot
- li'l unicorn costume
- liar's pants
- libation of liveliness
- libertagliatelle
- library card
- licorice boa
- licorice root
- licorice snake
- licorice whip
- lifeless meat doll
- lihc eye
- lihc eye pie
- lihc face
- limburger biker boots
- lime
- lime supersucker
- lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum
- limepatch
- limp broccoli
- line
- linguini immondizia bianco
- linguini of the sea
- linoleum crossbow
- linoleum crossbow string
- linoleum helmet turtle
- linoleum meat stack
- linoleum ore
- linoleum staff
- linoleum stick
- linoleum sword
- linoleum sword hilt
- lint
- lion musk
- lion oil
- lip soup
- liquid SONAR
- liquid bread
- liquid ice
- liquid ice pack
- liquid rhinestones
- liquid shifting time weirdness
- liquid smoke
- lit leaf lasso
- literal grasshopper
- little black book
- little box of fireworks
- little deuce cape
- little firkin
- little paper umbrella
- little parachute guy
- little piece of steel
- little red .epub file
- little red book
- little red jam
- little round pebble
- little wooden mannequin
- live lobster
- live nautical mine
- live wire
- liver and let pie
- liver popsicle
- livid energy
- llama lama cria
- llama lama gong
- loadstone
- loaf of alien bread
- loaf of soda bread
- loafers
- loathing eagle baby-doll shirt
- locked mumming trunk
- lodestone
- lollipop cufflinks
- lollipop stick
- long pork
- long pork casserole
- long pork chop sandwiches
- long pork lasagna
- long skinny balloon
- long-forgotten necklace
- long-stemmed rose
- longbox of Batfellow comics
- longhaired hippy wig
- loofah ladle
- loofah lavalier
- loofah lederhosen
- loofah legwarmers
- loofah lei
- loofah lumberjack's hat
- loofah lumps
- loose blade
- loose purse strings
- loose teeth
- lost elf luggage
- lost key
- lotion of coldness
- lotion of hotness
- lotion of sleaziness
- lotion of spookiness
- lotion of stench
- love
- love song of disturbing obsession
- love song of icy revenge
- love song of naughty innuendo
- love song of smoldering passion
- love song of sugary cuteness
- love song of vague ambiguity
- low tide martini
- low-budget shield
- lowercase N
- lowercase a
- lucky Crimbo tiki necklace
- lucky Tam O'Shanter
- lucky Tam O'Shatner
- lucky ball-and-chain
- lucky bottlecap
- lucky cat collar
- lucky cat statue
- lucky cat's paw
- lucky gold ring
- lucky lighter
- lucky rabbitfish fin
- lucky-ish pill
- lumbering jack
- lump of Brituminous coal
- lump of bauxite
- lump of black ichor
- lump of clay
- lump of coal
- lump of diamond
- lump of goofball ore
- lump of loyal latite
- lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter
- lunar isotope
- lupine appetite hormones
- lupine sword
- lustrous drippy orb
- lustrous oyster egg
- luxury fly-tying workbench
- lychee chuhai
- lynyrd musk
- lynyrd skin
- lynyrd skinner toothblack
- lynyrd snare
- lynyrdskin breeches
- lynyrdskin cap
- lynyrdskin tunic
- machetito
- machine elf capsule
- macroplane grater
- madius
- mafia filofax
- mafia middle finger ring
- mafia organizer badge
- mafia pinky ring
- mafia pointer finger ring
- mafia thumb ring
- mafia wedding ring
- magenta seashell
- magic dragonfish fry
- magic lamp
- magic whistle
- magical baguette
- magical battery
- magical ice cubes
- magical mystery juice
- magical pony: Dusk Shiny
- magical pony: Pearjack
- magical pony: Rosey Cake
- magical pony: Shutterfly
- magical pony: Spectrum Dash
- magical pony: Uniquity
- magical sausage
- magical sausage casing
- magicalness-in-a-can
- magicberry tablets
- magilaser blastercannon
- magnetic field
- magnetic sculpture kit
- magnificent oyster egg
- magnifying glass
- magnolia blossom
- magnum of fancy champagne
- maid head
- maiden wig
- makeshift castanets
- makeshift crane
- makeshift sixgun
- malevolent medallion
- mama's squeezebox
- mana curds
- mana-basted tofurkey leg
- mana-coated yams
- mana-fortified cranberry sauce
- mana-stuffed herbal stuffing
- mandarina colada
- mandarina colada with a fly in it
- mangled finger
- mangled squirrel
- manly bloomers
- mannequin leg
- mantis skull
- many-eyed glasses
- map to Anemone Mine
- map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
- map to Madness Reef
- map to a candy-rich block
- map to the Cursed Village
- map to the Dive Bar
- map to the Marinara Trench
- map to the Mystic Wood
- map to the Putrid Swamp
- map to the Skate Park
- map to the Sprawling Cemetery
- map to the Towering Mountains
- maple leaf
- maple syrup
- marble maebari
- marble magnet
- marble mantle
- marble mariachi hat
- marble medallion
- marble mignonette bowl
- marble molecules
- margarita
- mariachi G-string
- mariachi hat
- mariachi pants
- mariachi toothpaste
- marinara jug
- marine aquamarine
- marionette collective
- marshmallow
- marshmallow bomb
- marshmallow flambé
- marshroom
- martini
- martiny
- marzipan skull
- mashed potatoes
- mass of wriggling tentacles
- massive gemstone
- massive sitar
- massive wrench
- mauve paisley oyster egg
- mauve plastic oyster egg
- mauve polka-dot oyster egg
- mayfly bait necklace
- mayo pump
- meadeorite
- meat cowboy hat
- meat engine
- meat face
- meat from yesterday
- meat golem
- meat paste
- meat shield
- meat st‰¿bing club
- meat stack
- meat vortex
- meatball
- meatball machine
- meatcar model
- meatloaf helmet
- meatsmithing guide
- meatspout staff
- meaty helmet turtle
- medium slimy cyst
- medium stone triangle
- megacopia
- megatofu
- melon-infused sake
- melted Jell-o shot
- melty plastic grenade
- meme generator
- memory of a C
- memory of a CA base pair
- memory of a CG base pair
- memory of a CT base pair
- memory of a G
- memory of a GT base pair
- memory of a T
- memory of an A
- memory of an AG base pair
- memory of an AT base pair
- memory of some delicious amino acids
- menorette
- mentholated wine
- menudo
- menudo ravioli
- mercenary headband
- mercenary pistol
- mercenary rifle
- mermaid's purse
- mesh cap
- mesquito proboscis
- messenger bag RNA
- metal band T-shirt
- metal mandible
- metal meteoroid
- metallic A
- metallic foil bow
- metallic foil cat ears
- metallic foil radar dish
- metandienone
- meteor shower cap
- meteorb
- meteoreo
- meteorite earring
- meteorite fragment
- meteorite guard
- meteorite necklace
- meteorite ring
- meteortarboard
- meteorthopedic shoes
- metrognome
- micronova
- microwave stogie
- mid-level medieval mead
- midget clownfish
- midriff scrubs
- milestone
- military candy cane
- military-grade peppermint oil
- milk of magnesium
- milky potion
- mime army camouflage kit
- mime army challenge coin
- mime army infiltration glove
- mime army insignia (cryonics)
- mime army insignia (espionage)
- mime army insignia (infantry)
- mime army insignia (intelligence)
- mime army insignia (morale)
- mime army insignia (psychological warfare)
- mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)
- mime army insignia (sanitation)
- mime army rations
- mime army shotglass
- mime army superserum
- mime army wine
- mime eraser
- mime pocket probe
- mime-proof sunglasses
- mimeplasm
- miming beret
- miming boots
- miming corduroys
- miming gloves
- miming shirt
- mimosette
- mince pie
- mind flayer corpse
- mineapple
- mini kiwi
- mini kiwi aioli
- mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition
- mini kiwi bikini
- mini kiwi digitized cookies
- mini kiwi egg
- mini kiwi icepick
- mini kiwi illicit antibiotic
- mini kiwi intoxicating spirits
- mini kiwi invisible dirigible
- mini kiwi silicon tiepin
- mini kiwi tipi
- mini kiwi whipping stick
- mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick
- mini kiwitini
- mini-Mr. Accessory
- mini-marshmallow dispenser
- mini-martini
- mini-zeppelin
- miniature Embering Hulk
- miniature Jacob's ladder
- miniature boiler
- miniature carton of clove cigarettes
- miniature castagnets
- miniature coffin
- miniature crystal ball
- miniature deck cannon
- miniature dormouse
- miniature espresso maker
- miniature goose mask
- miniature gravy-covered maypole
- miniature life preserver
- miniature power pill
- miniature pruning shears
- miniature stuffed Goth Giant
- miniature tophat
- minin' dynamite
- miniscule beatbox
- miniscule temporal rip
- mint condition Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
- mint condition magnifying glass
- mint-condition magic wand
- mint-in-box Powerful Glove
- misfit dolly
- misfit hobby horse
- misfit teddy bear
- misshapen animal skeleton
- missing semicolon
- missing wine
- mixed wildflower greens
- mocking turtle
- model train set
- modern picture frame
- moist Crimbo spices
- moist barrel
- moist sack
- moist sailor's cap
- mojo filter
- mole molé
- mole skin notebook
- molehill mountain
- molotov cocktail cocktail
- molten brick
- molten medallion
- molten scrap metal
- monkey barf
- monkey wrench
- monomolecular yo-yo
- monster bait
- monster pants
- monstrous monocle
- mood ring
- moomy dust
- moon-amber
- moon-amber necklace
- moonberry wine cooler
- moonglasses
- moose antlers
- moose chocolate
- moose thought
- mooseflank
- moosemeat pie
- moreltini
- morning dew
- moss floss
- moss mace
- moss mantle
- moss marlinspike
- moss medal
- moss megaphone
- moss mitre
- moss mulch
- mostly rat-hide leggings
- mostly-broken sunglasses
- mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine
- mother's little helper
- mother's necklace
- mother's secret recipe
- motivational poster
- mouldering barrel
- mountain lion skin
- mourning wine
- mouse skull
- moustache sock
- mouth-watering mayolus
- moveable feast
- moxie magnet
- moxie weed
- muculent machete
- muddy pirate hat
- muddy skirt
- muffled muffuletta
- mugcake
- mulberry
- mulled berry wine
- mulled blood
- mulled hobo wine
- mulled wine
- mullet wig
- multi-level marzipan
- mummified entombed cookbookbat
- mumming trunk
- mummy costume
- mummy mask
- mummy wrapping
- munchies pill
- murderbot component casing
- murderbot live wire
- murderbot mask
- murderbot memory chip
- murderbot monofilament
- murderbot plasma rifle
- murderbot power cell
- murderbot shield unit
- murderbot spring injector
- murderbot whip
- murky potion
- muscle oil
- muscular soup
- mushroom filet
- mushroom pizza
- mushroom slab
- mushroom tea
- mushroom whiskey
- musk turtle
- muskox-skin cap
- musty moccasins
- mutant arm
- mutant cactus bud
- mutant crown
- mutant fire ant egg
- mutant gila monster egg
- mutant legs
- mutant rattlesnake egg
- mutated candy lump
- myrrh pouch
- myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
- mysterious chemical residue
- mysterious chest
- mysterious present
- mystery lollipop
- nachos of the night
- nail file
- nailswurst
- name change form
- nanorhino credit card
- nasty desk bell
- nasty gum
- nasty rat mask
- nasty snuff
- nasty-ass club
- nasty-smelling moss
- nastygeist
- nativity shorts
- natto marble soda
- natto pocky
- natto-infused sake
- natty blue ascot
- natural fennel soda
- natural magick candle
- naughty fortune teller
- naughty origami kit
- naughty paper shuriken
- nauseating reagent
- navel ring of navel gazing
- ncle leg
- neck wreath
- necklace chain
- necrotizing body spray
- neg grog
- nega-mushroom
- nega-mushroom wine
- negative lump
- negotiatin' hammer
- neoprene skullcap
- nervous tick egg
- nest egg
- neurostim pill
- neutron lollipop
- neverending wallet chain
- new habit
- newborn kobold
- newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
- nice warm beer
- nicksilver ring
- nicksilver spurs
- night-vision goggles
- ninja carabiner
- ninja crampons
- ninja eyeblack
- ninja fear powder
- ninja mop
- ninja pirate zombie robot
- ninja pirate zombie robot head
- ninja rope
- ninjammies
- noir fedora
- non-Euclidean angle
- non-Euclidean non-accordion
- non-aged vinegar
- non-stick pugil stick
- normal barrel
- norwhal helmet
- nosy nose ringy ring
- not-a-pipe
- note from Clancy
- nothing-in-the-box
- nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box
- nothingtini
- noticeable pumps
- novelty fruit hat
- novelty monorail ticket
- novelty tattoo sleeves
- noxious gas grenade
- nozzle of the Phoenix
- nuclear stockpile
- nugget of Crimbonium
- nugget of nicksilver
- nugget of quicksilver
- nugget of sicksilver
- nugget of slicksilver
- nugget of sodium
- nugget of thicksilver
- nugget of ticksilver
- nugget of wicksilver
- numberwang
- nurse's hat
- nutcracking pliers
- nutty organic salad
- obnoxious riddle
- obsidian nutcracker
- ocarina of space
- occult jelly donut
- ocean motion
- octolus oculus
- octolus-skin cloak
- octopus's spade
- odd silver coin
- odor extractor
- off-hand balloon
- off-white plastic oyster egg
- off-white polka-dot oyster egg
- off-white striped oyster egg
- offensive moustache
- office-supply crossbow
- officer's nog
- oil cap
- oil lamp
- oil of expertise
- oil of oiliness
- oil of slipperiness
- oil of stability
- oil pan
- oil shell
- oil slacks
- oil-filled donut
- oily boid
- oily golden mushroom
- oily mushroom wine
- oily paste
- ointment of the occult
- ojo de pez burrito
- old ball and chain
- old bronzer
- old candy wrapper
- old chum
- old coin purse
- old dry bone
- old eyebrow pencil
- old leather wallet
- old love note
- old patched suit-pants
- old rosewater cream
- old school Mafia knicke½æ
- old school Mafia knickerbockers
- old school beer pull tab
- old school calculator watch
- old school flying disc
- old soft shoes
- old-fashioned
- old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
- old-school pirate grog
- oldcake
- olive
- olive lo mein
- olive stir-fry
- one glove
- one million meat pancakes
- one piece of bubble gum
- one pill
- one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
- one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill
- one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
- one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano
- one-day ticket to The Glaciest
- one-winged stab bat
- onion shurikens
- onyx bishop
- onyx king
- onyx knight
- onyx pawn
- onyx queen
- onyx rook
- open sauce
- opium grenade
- optimal spreadsheet
- orange
- orange and black Crimboween candy
- orange boxing gloves
- orange candy heart
- orange candygram
- orange leather lanyard
- orange peel hat
- orange popsicle
- orange slime glob
- orange snowcone
- orange traffic cone
- orange-frosted astral cupcake
- orc paste
- orc wrist
- orcish hand lotion
- orcish nailing lube
- orcish rubber
- orcish stud-finder
- organ grinder
- organic potpourri
- origami "gentlemen's" magazine
- origami pasties
- origami riding crop
- original G
- oriole-feather headdress
- ornamental sextant
- ornate ancient cursed chest
- ornate ancient cursed key
- ornate picture frame
- orphan baby yeti
- out-of-tune biwa
- out-of-work circus flea
- outlaw bandana
- outrageous sombrero
- oven mitts
- over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
- overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
- overclocked avian microprocessor
- overcookie
- overflowing gift basket
- overloaded Yule battery
- overloaded micro-reactor
- overloaded short-pulse transistor
- overly-fancy hot cocoa
- overpowering mushroom wine
- overpriced "imported" beer
- oversized ice molecule
- oversized pipe
- oversized pizza cutter
- oversized skullcap
- oversized snowflake
- ovoid leather thing
- oxygenated eggnog helmet
- oyster basket
- oyster egg balloon
- oyster sauce
- pacification grenade
- pack of KWE trading card
- pack of chewing gum
- packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet
- packaged Everfull Dart Holster
- packaged June cleaver
- packaged Jurassic Parka
- packaged Pocket Professor
- packaged Roman Candelabra
- packaged SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
- packaged backup camera
- packaged cold medicine cabinet
- packaged familiar scrapbook
- packaged industrial fire extinguisher
- packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
- packaged miniature crystal ball
- packaged model train set
- packet of beer nuts
- packet of beer seeds
- packet of dragon's teeth
- packet of mayfly bait
- packet of mushroom spores
- packet of orchid seeds
- packet of pumpkin seeds
- packet of rock seeds
- packet of tall grass seeds
- packet of thanksgarden seeds
- packet of tofurkey gravy
- packet of winter seeds
- padded tortoise
- page of the Necrohobocon
- painful penne pasta
- paint bomb
- paint palette
- painted shield
- painted turtle
- painting of a glass of wine
- pair of bolt cutters
- pair of candy glasses
- pair of government shades
- pair of pearidot earrings
- pair of plants
- pair of ragged claws
- pair of scissors
- pair of twitching claws
- paisley spore pod
- palm frond
- palm-frond capris
- palm-frond cloak
- palm-frond fan
- palm-frond net
- palm-frond toupee
- palm-frond whip
- panhandle panhandling hat
- panicked kernel
- pantogram
- pants kit
- panty raider camouflage
- papaya sling
- papaya slung
- papaya taco
- paper-plate-mail pants
- paperclip
- paperclip cape
- paperclip pants
- paperclip sproinger
- paperclip turban
- paperclip-on tie
- papier-mâché base
- papier-mâché bowl
- papier-mâché glob
- papier-mâché handle
- papier-mâché plaque
- papier-mâché toothpicks
- papier-mâché trophy piñata
- papier-mâchéte
- papier-mâchaeranthera
- papier-mâchine gun
- papier-mâchuridars
- papier-masque
- papier-mitre
- papier-mochi
- papotion of papower
- paraffin palazzos
- paraffin pendant
- paraffin pieces
- paraffin pith helmet
- paraffin poncho
- paraffin pseudoaccordion
- paraffin punching bag
- paranormal ricotta
- parasitic claw
- parasitic headgnawer
- parasitic strangleworm
- parasitic tentacles
- parisian cathouse
- party balloon
- party beer bomb
- party crasher
- party mouse hat
- party platter for one
- party pup
- party whip
- passable elf mask
- passed-out psychedelic bear
- pasta spoon
- pat of butter
- patch of extra-warm fur
- patchouli incense stick
- patchouli oil bomb
- patent aggression tonic
- patent alacrity tonic
- patent antipsychotics
- patent avarice tonic
- patent invisibility tonic
- patent preventative tonic
- patent sallowness tonic
- pawn cookie
- pea brittle
- peace accordion
- peace shooter
- peace turkey outline
- peace-sign necklace
- peach
- peach lozenge
- peach pie
- peanut brittle shield
- peanut sauce
- pear
- pear lozenge
- pear supersucker
- pear tart
- pearidot
- pearl diver's necklace
- pearl diver's ring
- pearlescent oyster egg
- peasco sour
- peaza
- pebble of proud pyrite
- pebblebräu
- pec oil
- pecan pie
- pegfinger
- pencil kunai
- pencil stub
- penguin focaccia bread
- penguin paste
- penguin shorts
- penguin skin
- penguin skin buckler
- penguin whip
- penguin-smacking club
- penguinskin mini-kilt
- penguinskin mini-skirt
- pentacorn hat
- pentagram bandana
- pentatonic accordion
- peppermint bomb
- peppermint crook
- peppermint donut
- peppermint eel sauce
- peppermint harpoon gun
- peppermint parasol
- peppermint patty
- peppermint rhino baby
- peppermint spine
- peppermint sprig
- peppermint sprout
- peppermint syrup
- peppermint tack
- peppermint tailings
- peppermint twist
- peppermint-scented socks
- percent sign
- perfect cosmopolitan
- perfect dark and stormy
- perfect ice cube
- perfect mimosa
- perfect negroni
- perfect old-fashioned
- perfect paloma
- perfectly fair coin
- perfectly ordinary frog
- perforated battle paddle
- perfume of prejudice
- perfume-soaked bandana
- perl necklace
- pernicious cudgel
- perpendicular guano
- perpendicular hula
- perpendicular hula with a fly in it
- personal graffiti kit
- personal massager
- personal raindrop
- personalizable gingerbread cookie
- personalized birthday cake
- personalized coffee mug
- personalized wassail stein
- pestoblade
- pestopiary
- pet anchor
- pet anemone
- pet bad vibe
- pet rock "Groucho" disguise
- pet rock "Snooty" disguise
- petrified noodles
- petrified time
- pewter candlestick
- pewter claymore
- pewter shavings
- ph balancer
- phase-tuned shield generator belt
- phat turquoise bead
- phat turquoise bracelet
- phial of coldness
- phial of hotness
- phial of sleaziness
- phial of spookiness
- phial of stench
- philosopher's scone
- philter of phorce
- phonics down
- photo booth sized crate
- photoprotoneutron torpedo
- physiostim pill
- pickelhaube
- pickle-flavored chewing gum
- pickled bread
- pickled egg
- pickled grasshopper
- pickpocket protector
- picky tweezers
- picture of a dead guy's girlfriend
- picture of you
- pie crust
- pie man was not meant to eat
- piece of after eight
- piece of cake
- piece of coral
- piece of driftwood
- piece of wedding cake
- piercing post
- pig-iron bracers
- pig-iron helm
- pig-iron shinguards
- pigeon egg
- piggy tattoo
- pile of Trainbot parts
- pile of candy
- pile of dirt
- pile of dungeon junk
- pile of dusty animal bones
- pile of gold coins
- pile of gritty sand
- pile of jumping beans
- pile of loose snow
- pile of sand
- pile of smoking rags
- pile of useless robot parts
- pilgrim shield
- pill cup
- pillow shell
- pimpin' meat hat
- pin-stripe slacks
- pine cone
- pine cone necklace
- pine tar
- pineapple slab
- ping-pong ball
- ping-pong paddle
- pink candy heart
- pink candygram
- pink clay bead
- pink pinkslip slip
- pink plastic baby
- pink pony
- pink slime
- pink-belly slapper
- pink-frosted astral cupcake
- pint of sweat
- pipe wrench
- piping organ pie
- piracetam
- piranha pollen
- pirate brochure
- pirate cream pie
- pirate encryption key (complete)
- pirate encryption key alpha
- pirate encryption key bravo
- pirate encryption key charlie
- pirate encryption key delta
- pirate fork
- pirate hook
- pirate pamphlet
- pirate pantaloons
- pirate paste
- pirate pelvis
- pirate radio ring
- pirate shaving cream
- pirate shirt
- pirate skull
- pirate tract
- pirate zombie head
- pirate zombie robot head
- piratical blunderbuss
- piscatini
- pitchfork
- pitted sheet metal
- pixel banana
- pixel beer
- pixel boomerang
- pixel bread
- pixel chain whip
- pixel coin
- pixel cross
- pixel daiquiri
- pixel energy tank
- pixel grappling hook
- pixel holy water
- pixel lemon
- pixel morning star
- pixel pill
- pixel power cell
- pixel rock
- pixel shield
- pixel star
- pixel stopwatch
- pixel whip
- pixel whiskey
- pixellated moneybag
- pixie axie
- plague pie
- plaid bandage
- plaid cowboy hat
- plaid pocket square
- plaid skirt
- plaid swatch
- plain bagel
- plain brown wrapper
- plain calzone
- plain candy cane
- plain old beer
- plain paper hat
- plain pizza
- plain snowcone
- plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
- plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
- plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
- plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
- plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
- plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
- plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
- plastic Crimbo reindeer
- plastic Jefferson wings
- plastic bazooka
- plastic bib
- plastic cup of beer
- plastic cup of flat beer
- plastic doll arms
- plastic doll legs
- plastic guitar
- plastic ingot
- plastic nightmare troll
- plastic nunchaku
- plastic passion fruit
- plastic piranha pot
- plastic pirate hat
- plastic pumpkin bucket
- plastic spider ring
- plastic vampire fangs
- plate of Frigid Northern Beans
- plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans
- plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans
- plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas
- plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
- plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
- plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans
- plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
- plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
- plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
- plexifoam chin strap
- plexiglass pants
- plexiglass pendant
- plexiglass pikestaff
- plexiglass pinky ring
- plexiglass pith helmet
- plexiglass pocketwatch
- plot hole
- plum
- plum lozenge
- plum wine
- plumber's lunch
- plump free-range mushroom
- plump juicy grub
- plunge-leg
- plus one
- plush alielf
- plush alien hamsterpus
- plush dogcat
- plush ferrelf
- plush hamsterpus
- plush mutated alielephant
- plush mutated alielf
- plush sea serpent
- pocket ace
- pocket lint (blue)
- pocket lint (green)
- pocket lint (orange)
- pocket lint (white)
- pocket maze
- pocket theremin
- pocket wish
- pocketwatch on a chain
- pog #01 (spider)
- pog #02 (Knob goblin)
- pog #03 (warwelf)
- pog #04 (skleleton)
- pog #05 (ninja snowman)
- pog #06 (filthy hippy)
- pog #07 (orcish frat boy)
- pog #08 (hellion)
- pog #09 (pirate)
- pog #10 (hobo)
- pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)
- pogo stick
- pointed stick
- pointy mushroom
- pointy mushroom wine
- pointy red hat
- poison pen
- poisonous caviar
- poisonsettia
- poker face paint
- polished moon-amber
- polka-dot bow tie
- polo trophy
- poltergeist-in-the-jar-o
- polyeaster egg
- polyester pad
- polyester panama hat
- polyester parachute
- polyester peeler
- polyester pettipants
- polyester pulsera
- polyesterene powder
- polymorphic fastening apparatus
- pompadour'd puppy
- poncho de azucar
- ponytail clip
- poodle skirt
- pool of liquid metal
- pool shark hair oil
- pool torpedo
- popcorn
- poppy
- popsicle stick
- popular tart
- porcelain candy dish
- porcelain pelerine
- porcelain pepper mill
- porcelain phantom mask
- porcelain plus-fours
- porcelain police baton
- porcelain porkpie
- porcelain powder
- pork elf goodies sack
- porkpocket
- porquoise
- porquoise bracelet
- porquoise eyebrow ring
- porquoise necklace
- porquoise ring
- porquoise-handled sixgun
- portable Mayo Clinic
- portable Othello set
- portable Spacegate
- portable cassette player
- portable dam
- portable housekeeping robot
- portable motorcycle
- portable pantogram
- portable photocopier
- portable ping-pong table
- portable steam unit
- portable table
- portable wall
- possessed sugar cube
- possessed tomato
- possibility potion
- post-holiday sale coupon
- potato alarm clock
- potato masher
- potato pistol
- potato sprout
- potent potion of potency
- potion of X-ray vision
- potion of animal rage
- potion of potency
- potion of punctual companionship
- potion of spiritual gunkifying
- potion of temporary gr8ness
- potion of the captain's hammer
- potion of the field gar
- potion of the litterbox
- potted cactus
- potted fern
- potted power plant
- potted tea tree
- pottery barn owl figurine
- pottery club
- pottery hat
- pottery shield
- pottery training pants
- pottery yo-yo
- poultrygeist
- poutine
- poutine pole
- powdered candy sushi set
- powdered dice
- powdered donut
- powdered gold
- powdered madness
- powdered organs
- powdered oxygen
- powdered powdered sugar
- powdered sealbone
- powdered toad horn
- powdered wig
- power pill
- power seed
- power sock
- pr0n cocktail
- pr0n legs
- pr0n m4nic0tti
- pr0n stir-fry
- pr0n taco
- prank Crimbo card
- praying Grim Brother
- precious piercing post
- precision snowball
- pregnant gloomy black mushroom
- pregnant mushroom
- pregnant oily golden mushroom
- premium malt liquor
- prescription noodles
- prescription teeth whitener
- present
- press-on ribs
- pressurized potion of perception
- pressurized potion of perspicacity
- pressurized potion of pneumaticity
- pressurized potion of possessiveness
- pressurized potion of proficiency
- pressurized potion of puissance
- pressurized potion of pulchritude
- pretty bouquet
- pretty flower
- pretty pink bow
- priceless diamond
- primitive alien blowgun
- primitive alien booze
- primitive alien loincloth
- primitive alien mask
- primitive alien medicine
- primitive alien necklace
- primitive alien salad
- primitive alien spear
- primitive alien totem
- primitive candy cane
- print screen button
- prismatic wad
- pristine fish scale
- pristine piranha seed
- pristine walrus tusk
- pro skateboard
- probability potion
- procrastination potion
- programmable turtle
- prohie's hat
- projectile chemistry set
- projectile icemaker
- propeller beanie
- prosthetic forehead
- protection stick
- protein paste
- proto-proto-protozoa
- protogenetic chunklet (elbow)
- protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)
- protogenetic chunklet (lips)
- protogenetic chunklet (muscle)
- protogenetic chunklet (synapse)
- protonic accelerator pack
- prototype stimulant
- prussian cathouse
- prussian cathouse with a fly in it
- psychedelic bubble wand
- psychic's amulet
- psychic's circlet
- psychic's crystal ball
- psychic's pslacks
- psychoanalytic jar
- psychokinetic energy blob
- pteruges
- puce paisley oyster egg
- puce striped oyster egg
- puff of smoke
- pufferfish spine
- pulled blue taffy
- pulled green taffy
- pulled indigo taffy
- pulled orange taffy
- pulled porquoise earring
- pulled porquoise pendant
- pulled porquoise ring
- pulled red taffy
- pulled violet taffy
- pulled yellow taffy
- pump-up high-tops
- pumpkin
- pumpkin beer
- pumpkin bomb
- pumpkin juice
- pumpkin pie
- pumpkinhead mask
- punch-drunk punch
- punching mirror
- punk patch
- punk rock jacket
- puppet strings
- purple clay bead
- purple corpsel
- purple pixel pie
- purple prose pen
- purple snowcone
- purple-frosted astral cupcake
- purpleheart "pants"
- purpleheart logs
- putty coat
- puzzling ribbon
- puzzling trophy
- pygmy adder oil
- pygmy blowgun
- pygmy briefs
- pygmy bugbear shaman
- pygmy concertinette
- pygmy dart
- pygmy nose-bone
- pygmy papers
- pygmy phone number
- pygmy pygment
- pygmy spear
- pygmy witchhazel
- quadroculars
- quake of arrows
- quantized familiar
- quantized familiar experience
- quantum disintegrator pistol
- quantum nanopolymer spider web
- quantum of familiar
- quantum taco
- quantum watch
- quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments
- queen cookie
- question juice
- questionable taco
- quicksilver ring
- quicksilver spurs
- quirky accordion
- rabbit punch
- rack of dinosaur ribs
- radiation-resistant helmet
- radiator heater shield
- radio button candy
- radioactive chew toy
- radioactive spider venom
- raffle prize box
- raffle ticket
- rainbow bomb
- rainbow crossbow
- rainbow glitter candle
- rainbow jellybean
- rainbow pearl
- rainbow pearl earring
- rainbow pearl necklace
- rainbow pearl ring
- rainbow sauce
- raisin
- ram horns
- ram stick
- ram-battering staff
- ramekin of space nuts
- rare oboe
- raspberry
- raspberry beret
- rat appendix
- rat appendix kabob
- rat appendix stir-fry
- rat carcass
- rat head balloon
- rat scrapple
- rat tooth polish
- ratarang
- ratatouille de Jarlsberg
- ratgut
- ratini
- ratskin belt
- ratskin pajama pants
- rattail whip
- rattler gland
- rattler rattle
- rattlesnake enrager
- ratty knitted cap
- rave whistle
- ravenous eye
- ravioli della hippy
- ravioli hat
- raw bread
- raw cranberry sauce
- raw gravy
- raw green beans
- raw mincemeat
- raw potato
- raw stuffing
- raw sweet potato
- raw turkey
- razor-sharp can lid
- real cowboy hat
- realistic cap gun
- really nice lump of coal
- really nice net
- really really sticky spider web
- really sticky spider web
- really thick bandage
- really thick spine
- really tiny cocktail shaker
- record of infuriating silence
- record of infuriating silence (used)
- record of menacing silence
- record of menacing silence (used)
- record of tranquil silence
- record of tranquil silence (used)
- recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity
- recording of Chorale of Companionship
- recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
- recording of Elron's Explosive Etude
- recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
- recording of Prelude of Precision
- recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto
- recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
- recovered cufflinks
- red China marble
- red LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- red ale
- red and green rain stick
- red and white claret
- red armband
- red badge
- red balloon
- red blood cells
- red book
- red box
- red button
- red class ring
- red coat
- red coin
- red drunki-bear
- red eye
- red face paint
- red foxglove
- red lava globs
- red letter
- red mana
- red masque
- red money bag
- red paisley oyster egg
- red pixel
- red pixel potion
- red plastic baby
- red plastic oyster egg
- red plumber's boots
- red polka-dot oyster egg
- red potion
- red red wine
- red rocket
- red rum
- red shirt
- red shoe
- red silk skirt
- red snowcone
- red striped oyster egg
- red traffic cone
- red tulip
- red velvet cake
- red wagon
- red white and blue claret
- red-and-green microcamera
- red-and-green sweater
- red-headed corpse
- red-hot boilermaker
- red-hot jawbreaker
- red-hot knucklebone
- red-hot medallion
- red-hot poker
- red-hot sausage fork
- red-soled high heels
- red-spotted snapper roe
- redrum
- redwood rain stick
- reflection of a map
- refrigerated biohazard container
- refurbished air fryer
- regret hose
- regular-size brogurt
- rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
- reindeer hammer
- reindeer sickle
- reinforced beaded headband
- reinforced furry underpants
- reliable sixgun
- remaindered axe
- remorseless knife
- reodorant
- repaid diaper
- repaired El Vibrato drone
- repeating crossbow
- replica Elf Guard medal
- replica Ten Dollars
- replica bat-oomerang
- replica key
- research fragment
- residual chitin paste
- residual zeal
- resolution: be feistier
- resolution: be happier
- resolution: be kinder
- resolution: be luckier
- resolution: be more adventurous
- resolution: be sexier
- resolution: be smarter
- resolution: be stronger
- resolution: be wealthier
- respected companion biscuit
- returned Thinknerd package
- reusable shopping bag
- reverse Tantalus
- rewinged stab bat
- rhesus monkey
- rhinestone
- rhinestone cowhorn
- rhinoceros horn
- rib of the Bonerdagon
- ribbon candy
- ribbon candy ascot
- ribcage rollcage
- riboflavin
- rice bowl
- rickety old unicycle
- ridiculous belt
- ridiculous cocktail
- ridiculous earring
- ridiculous sandwich
- ridiculous sunglasses
- ridiculously huge sword
- ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon
- rigging knot
- right bear arm
- right parenthesis
- ring
- ring of Detect Boring Doors
- ring of adornment
- ring of cold resistance
- ring of conflict
- ring of fire resistance
- ring of gain strength
- ring of increase damage
- ring of teleportation
- ring of telling skeletons what to do
- ring of the Skeleton Lord
- ring setting
- rinky-dink sixgun
- roasted duck
- roasted vegetable focaccia
- roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg
- robin flan
- robin nog
- robin's egg
- roboduck-on-a-string
- robot grease
- robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.
- robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.
- robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.
- robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.
- robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.
- robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.
- robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
- robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.
- robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.
- robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.
- rock lobster
- rocket fuel
- rockfish stomach
- rockin' wagon
- rockin' wagon with a fly in it
- rocky raccoon
- rocky road ice cream
- rodeo whiskey
- roll in the hay
- roll of Hob-Os
- roll of drink tickets
- roll of meat
- roll of toilet paper
- roller skate decoy
- roller skate doll
- rolling pin
- rook cookie
- root beer
- root beer barrel
- rope with some soap on it
- rose
- rose-colored glasses
- rotten tomato
- rotting barrel
- rotting beefsteak
- rotting cowskin
- rough fish scale
- round blue bomb
- round purple sunglasses
- royal jelly
- royal jelly taco
- rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
- rubber axe
- rubber baby doll
- rubber band gun
- rubber cape
- rubber doll body
- rubber doll head
- rubber gloves
- rubber nubbin
- rubber ribcage
- rubber spatula
- rubber spider
- ruby W
- ruby on canes
- rum and cola
- rum barrel charrrm
- rum barrel charrrm bracelet
- rum-soaked fruitcake
- rune-strewn spoon cocoon
- runny fermented egg
- runny icing
- runproof mascara
- rusted-out shootin' iron
- rusty bonesaw
- rusty broken diving helmet
- rusty compass
- rusty diving helmet
- rusty grave robbing shovel
- rusty hedge trimmers
- rusty metal greaves
- rusty metal key
- rusty metal ring
- rusty metal shaft
- rusty old lantern
- rusty piece of rebar
- rusty porthole
- rusty rivet
- rusty speargun
- rusty staff
- rusty valve wheel
- rutabuga bag
- rxr shield
- s'more
- s'more gun
- sabre teeth
- sabre-toothed lime cub
- sachet of strange powder
- sack lunch
- sack of doorknobs
- safarrri hat
- safety vest
- saffron antaravasaka
- saffron uttarasanga
- sake bomb
- salacious crumbs
- salacious lychee chuhai
- salacious screwdiver
- salamander slurry
- salamander spleen
- salinated mint julep
- salt plum
- salt plum sake
- salt wages
- salt water taffy
- salted mutton
- saltwaterbed
- salty dog
- salty drippy candy bar
- salty gumdrop
- salty slug
- sampler size toothpaste
- samurai turtle
- samurai turtle helmet
- sand dollar
- sandcastle
- sandpaper
- sane hatrack
- sangria
- sangria del diablo
- sardine can key
- sauce of the ages
- saucepan
- sausage bomb
- sausage golem
- sausage pizza
- sausage without a cause
- sausage wonton
- savings bond
- savory crossbow
- savory dry noodles
- savory staff
- savory sword
- savoy truffle
- sawed-off blunderbuss
- scabrous seal epaulets
- scale-mail underwear
- scary death orb
- scented massage oil
- scepter of the Skeleton Lord
- school spirit socket set
- scimitar cozy
- scintillating oyster egg
- scintillating powder
- scissor duck
- scorpion whip
- scotch on the rocks
- scrap metal
- scrap of shadow
- scrap of sticky paper
- scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker
- screwdiver
- screwdriver
- screwing pooch
- scroll case
- scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff
- scroll of Puddingskin
- scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
- scroll of drastic healing
- scroll of minor invulnerability
- scroll of pasta summoning
- scroll of protection from lycanthropes
- scrumdiddlyumptious solution
- scrumptious ice ant
- scrumptious reagent
- scrunchie tourniquet
- sea avocado
- sea blueberry
- sea broccoli
- sea cape
- sea carrot
- sea cauliflower
- sea chaps
- sea cowbell
- sea cowboy hat
- sea cucumber
- sea grease
- sea holster
- sea honeydew
- sea jelly
- sea lace
- sea lasso
- sea leather
- sea lychee
- sea mantle
- sea persimmon
- sea radish
- sea salt crystal
- sea salt scrubs
- sea shawl
- sea tangelo
- sea truffle
- sea-worn candlestick
- seal lube
- seal medal
- seal tooth
- seal-blubber candle
- seal-brain elixir
- seal-clubbing club
- seal-skull helmet
- seal-toothed rock
- sealhide belt
- sealhide buckler
- sealhide cloak
- sealhide gloves
- sealhide hood
- sealhide leggings
- sealhide moccasins
- sealhide seal doll
- sealhide snare
- sealhide whip
- sealskin drum
- seaode
- seared dino steak
- seaweed
- sebaceous shield
- second-hand knockoff engagement ring
- secret blend of herbs and spices
- secret from the future
- secret mummy herbs and spices
- security automa-core
- security flashlight
- seegar butt
- self-dribbling basketball
- self-repairing earmuffs
- senate fly thorax
- sensitive poetry journal
- sentient meat mass
- sequin-encrusted sweater
- sequined fez
- serpentine sword
- serum of sarcasm
- servo-assisted exo-pants
- set of Unobtainium straps
- set of jacks
- severed rocking horse head
- sew-on bandage
- sewage-clogged pistol
- sewer nuggets
- sewer snake
- sewer turtle
- sewer wad
- sewing kit
- shadow bread
- shadow brick
- shadow candle
- shadow candy
- shadow chef's hat
- shadow flame
- shadow fluid
- shadow glass
- shadow hammer
- shadow hot dog
- shadow ice
- shadow martini
- shadow monocle
- shadow nectar
- shadow needle
- shadow pill
- shadow sausage
- shadow sinew
- shadow skin
- shadow stick
- shadow trousers
- shadow venom
- shadowy cat claw
- shadowy cheat sheet
- shadowy seal eye
- shady shades
- shaker of dry rub
- shaking skull
- sham champagne
- shamanic beads
- shamanic ham
- shapeless wide-brimmed hat
- shard of double-ice
- shark cartilage
- shark jumper
- shark tooth
- shark tooth necklace
- sharkfin gumbo
- sharp tin strip
- sharpened hubcap
- sharpened spoon
- shavin' razor
- shaving cream
- sheet cake
- shellacked shell
- shells a la shellfish
- shield of the Skeleton Lord
- shim of shame shale
- shimmering rainbow sand
- shimmering tendrils
- shin gourds
- shingle
- shining goblet
- shining halo
- shining star cap
- shiny brass tailfeathers
- shiny gold fronts
- shiny hood ornament
- shiny stones
- shiny tribal beads
- shipwright's hammer
- shirt kit
- shock belt
- shock collar
- shocked shell
- shoe ad T-shirt
- shoe gum
- shoo-fish pie
- shooting morning star
- shopkeeper beard
- short beer
- short calculator
- short deposition
- short glass of water
- short stack of pancakes
- short stick of butter
- short white
- short writ of habeas corpus
- short-handled mop
- shortest-order cook
- shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
- shot of blackberry schnapps
- shot of flower schnapps
- shot of granola liqueur
- shot of grapefruit schnapps
- shot of mescal
- shot of nepenthe schnapps
- shot of orange schnapps
- shot of peach schnapps
- shot of pear schnapps
- shot of rotgut
- shot of tomato schnapps
- shot of wasp venom
- shoulder-mounted Trainbot
- shoulder-warming lotion
- shovelful of dirt
- shrapnel jelly donut
- shredded hellseal hide
- shrimp cocktail
- shrine to the Barrel god
- shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
- shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo
- shrinking powder
- shroomtini
- shuddering cow skull
- shuddersword
- shuriken salad
- shushed potatoes
- sicksilver ring
- sicksilver spurs
- siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
- signal fragment
- signal receiver
- silent A
- silent B
- silent C
- silent D
- silent E
- silent F
- silent G
- silent H
- silent I
- silent J
- silent K
- silent L
- silent M
- silent N
- silent O
- silent P
- silent Q
- silent R
- silent S
- silent T
- silent U
- silent V
- silent W
- silent X
- silent Y
- silent Z
- silent beret
- silent nightlight
- silent pea shooter
- silicon-infused gluteal shield
- silk garter snake
- silver Dreadsylvanian flask
- silver cheese-slicer
- silver cow creamer
- silver cow skull
- silver face paint
- silver keg
- silver paté knife
- silver sausage
- silver shotgun shell
- silver table-scraper
- silver tongue charrrm
- silver tongue charrrm bracelet
- simple AI
- simple ancient cursed key
- sinewy crossbow string
- single atom
- single entendre
- single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
- single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
- single swig of vodka
- single-serving herbal stuffing
- single-use dust mask
- sinister altar fragment
- sinister ancient tablet
- sinister demon mask
- sinister-looking cat
- sinistral homunculus
- six pack of Mountain Stream
- six tiny wedges of goat cheese
- six-armed sweater
- six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola
- six-rainbow shield
- sizzling desk bell
- sizzling seal fat
- sk8board
- skate blade
- skate board
- skate skates
- skate skin
- skelelton spine
- skeletal banana
- skeletal scabbard
- skeleton
- skeleton beans
- skeleton bone
- skeleton key
- skeleton key ring
- skeleton quiche
- skeleton skis
- skeletortoise
- skewer
- skewer-mounted razor blade
- skewered cat appendix
- skewered cherry
- skewered jumbo olive
- skewered lime
- ski resort souvenir crate
- skin oil
- skirt / kilt kit
- skull capacitor
- skull gearshift knob
- skull of the Bonerdagon
- skull with a fuse in it
- skulldozer egg
- slab of sponge
- slap and slap again
- slap and slap again recipe
- slap and tickle
- slap and tickle with a fly in it
- sleaze cluster
- sleaze clusterbomb
- sleaze jelly
- sleaze nuggets
- sleaze powder
- sleaze wad
- sleazy and sour sauce
- sleazy bindle
- sleazy fairy gravy
- sleazy hi mein
- sleeping patriotic eagle
- sleeping piano cat
- sleeping snowy owl
- sleeping stocking
- sleeping wereturtle
- sleeve deuce
- slice of pizza
- slick fish meat
- slicksilver ring
- slicksilver spurs
- slide rule
- slightly peevedbow
- slightly thicker filthy rags
- slime convention coupons
- slime convention flyers
- slime convention pin
- slime convention swag bag
- slime convention t-shirt
- slime fedora
- slime knuckles
- slime shooter
- slime stack
- slime waders
- slime-covered club
- slime-covered compass
- slime-covered greaves
- slime-covered helmet
- slime-covered lantern
- slime-covered necklace
- slime-covered shovel
- slime-covered speargun
- slime-covered staff
- slime-soaked brain
- slime-soaked hypophysis
- slime-soaked sweat gland
- slimy alveolus
- slimy chest
- slimy fermented bile bladder
- slimy paste
- slimy sweetbreads
- slingshot
- slip 'n' slide
- slippery when wet shield
- slow jam collection
- sludgesicle
- slug of rum
- slug of shochu
- slug of vodka
- small Crimbo Pressie
- small box
- small golem
- small gummi fin
- small leather glove
- small pile of sand
- small slimy cyst
- small stone triangle
- smart skull
- smart watch
- smashed danish
- smellbook
- smelted roe
- smile-sharpening stone
- smiley-face sticker
- smiling rat
- smirking shrunken head
- smoked potsherd
- smoker's cloak
- smoking talon
- smoky potion
- smoldering bagel punch
- smoldering box
- smoldering leafcutter ant egg
- smoldering staff
- smooth mushroom wine
- smooth velvet bra
- smooth velvet hanky
- smooth velvet hat
- smooth velvet pants
- smooth velvet pocket square
- smooth velvet shirt
- smooth velvet socks
- smudge stick
- smudged alchemical recipe
- smut orc keepsake box
- smut orc sunglasses
- snailmail bits
- snailmail breeches
- snailmail coif
- snailmail hauberk
- snake
- snake oil
- snake shield
- snake skin
- snakebite
- snakeskin cowboy hat
- snakeskin jacket
- snakeskin thighboots
- snapdragon pistil
- snarling wolf shield
- sneakeasies
- sneaky wrapping paper
- snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
- snorkel
- snow belly
- snow berries
- snow cleats
- snow crab
- snow fort
- snow halo
- snow hat
- snow machine
- snow pants
- snowball
- snowpack
- snowstick
- soap knife
- sober pill
- sock garters
- soda water
- soft cap of diminishing returns
- soft green echo eyedrop antidote
- soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini
- software bug
- software glitch
- soggy elf shoes
- soggy gingerbread chunk
- soggy seed packet
- soggy used band-aid
- soggy wofl t-shirt
- soilzerac
- solid asbestos box
- solid baconstone earring
- solid baconstone necklace
- solid baconstone ring
- solid chrome box
- solid gold jewel
- solid gold pegleg
- solid linoleum box
- solid shifting time weirdness
- solid state loom
- sommelier's towel
- sonar fishfinder
- sonar-in-a-biscuit
- sorority brain
- sorority girl's box
- soul coin
- soul doorbell
- soul knife
- soul mask
- soul monocle
- soup turtle
- soup-chucks
- sour ball and chain
- sour powder
- souvenir flag
- soy cordial
- soyburger juice
- soylent staff
- space bar
- space beast fur
- space beast fur hat
- space beast fur pants
- space beast fur whip
- space blanket
- space chowder
- space heater
- space invader
- space jam
- space jam toast
- space jellybicycle
- space junk
- space marine flash grenade
- space needle
- space pirate treasure map
- space planula
- space port
- space trooper helmet
- space wine
- spagecialetti
- spaghetti breakfast
- spaghetti con calaveras
- spaghetti cult mask
- spaghetti cult rosary
- spaghetti with Skullheads
- spaghetti with ghost balls
- spaghetti with rock-balls
- spaghetti-box banjo
- spangly mariachi pants
- spangly mariachi vest
- spangly sombrero
- spangly unitard
- spant backplate
- spant chitin
- spant egg casing
- spant shield
- spant shoulderpads
- spant spear
- spant tendon
- spants
- spare battery
- spare chocolate parts
- spare neck bolts
- sparking El Vibrato drone
- sparking robo-battery
- sparkler
- sparkling orb
- sparkly engagement ring
- spearfish fishing spear
- special clip: boneburners
- special clip: graveburpers
- special clip: splatterers
- special clip: squelchers
- special clip: tracers
- special clip: wailers
- special edition Batfellow comic
- special sauce glove
- specialty ammo bandolier
- spectral jelly
- spectral pickle
- speed limit shield
- sphygmomanometer
- spice melange
- spiced rum
- spices
- spicy bean burrito
- spicy enchanted bean burrito
- spicy jerky stick
- spicy jumping bean burrito
- spicy mushroom quesadilla
- spicy noodles
- spider leg
- spider web
- spidercow eye-cluster
- spiked femur
- spiky turtle helmet
- spiky turtle shield
- spiky turtle shoulderpads
- spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
- spinning wheel
- spirit bed
- spirit bell
- spirit blanket
- spirit mattress
- spirit pillow
- spirit sheet
- spiritual candy cane
- spiritual eggnog
- spiritual fruitcake
- spiritual gingerbread
- splendid martini
- sponge cake
- sponge helmet
- spongy shield
- spooky alphabet block
- spooky and sour sauce
- spooky bark
- spooky bindle
- spooky cluster
- spooky clusterbomb
- spooky eyeliner
- spooky felt
- spooky gravy fairy warlock hat
- spooky hi mein
- spooky hockey mask
- spooky jelly
- spooky lasso
- spooky lipstick
- spooky lo mein
- spooky mushroom
- spooky mushroom wine
- spooky music box mechanism
- spooky nuggets
- spooky pirate skeleton
- spooky powder
- spooky rattling cigar box
- spooky scarecrow
- spooky shroomkabob
- spooky shrunken head
- spooky sound effects record
- spooky staff
- spooky stick
- spooky stir-fry
- spooky wad
- spoon!
- spork
- spray chrome
- spray paint
- spring
- spring shoes
- sprinkle-begging cup
- sprinkles
- sprocket
- sprocket assembly
- spruce juice
- squamous polyp
- square CRIMBCOOKIE
- square sponge pants
- squashed frog
- squeaky staff
- squeaky toy rose
- squirming Slime larva
- squirmy violent party snack
- stained glass serape
- stained glass shards
- stained glass shield
- stained glass shiv
- stained glass spectacles
- stained glass stetson
- stained glass suspenders
- stained hard candy
- stained mattress
- stale Cheer-E-Os
- stale baguette
- stale cheer wine
- stalk of asparagus
- standard-issue cupcake
- standards and practices guide
- staph of homophones
- stapler bear
- star
- star boomerang
- star chart
- star key lime
- star key lime pie
- star pop
- star shirt
- star spatula
- star starfish
- star stiletto
- star throwing star
- starchy crossbow
- starchy staff
- starchy sword
- status cymbal
- stealth bomber
- steamed oyster
- steaming evil
- steampunk potion
- steamy ruby
- steel drivin' hammer
- steel knuckles
- steel sword
- steely marble
- stench and sour sauce
- stench cluster
- stench clusterbomb
- stench jelly
- stench nuggets
- stench powder
- stench wad
- stepmom's booze
- sterno-flavored Hob-O
- stick of dynamite
- stick of firewood
- stick-on eyebrow piercing
- stick-on gnome beard
- stick-on mini solar panels
- sticky gloves
- sticky hand whip
- sticky lava globs
- sticky meat kilt
- sticky meat pants
- sticky meat skirt
- sticky sword blade
- still grill
- still-beating spleen
- stink-penny
- stinkin' bindle
- stinking agaricus
- stinkwater
- stinky cheese ball
- stinky cheese diaper
- stinky cheese eye
- stinky cheese sword
- stinky cheese wheel
- stinky fannypack
- stinky hi mein
- stinky mushroom
- stinky mushroom wine
- stolen accordion
- stolen meatpouch
- stolen necklace
- stolen office supplies
- stolen sushi
- stomach turnover
- stomp box
- stone banjo
- stone baseball cap
- stone frisbee
- stone of eXtreme power
- stone turtle
- stone wool
- stop shield
- strange cube
- strange helix fossil
- strange paste
- strange stalagmite
- strange stone pyramid
- straw hat
- straw pole
- strawberry
- strawberry daiquiri
- strawberry pie
- strawberry popsicle
- strawberry supersucker
- strawberry wine
- strawberry-flavored Hob-O
- strawberyl
- strawberyl necklace
- stray chihuahua
- streetfighting champion's belt
- stress ball
- string of Crimbo lights
- string of blue beads
- string of dingle balls
- string of green beads
- string of moist beads
- string of red beads
- strongness elixir
- structural ember
- studded leather boxer shorts
- studded sealhide shield
- stuffed "L"
- stuffed Hodgman
- stuffed Mob Penguin
- stuffed bandersnatch
- stuffed carpenter
- stuffed caterpillar
- stuffed club
- stuffed dinosaur
- stuffed dodo
- stuffed ghuol whelp
- stuffed kraken
- stuffed pocketwatch
- stuffed porpoise
- stuffed red and green pepper (stale)
- stuffed walrus
- stuffed yam stinkbomb
- stuffed yeti
- stuffed yo-yo
- stuffed zmobie
- stuffed-shirt scarecrow
- stuffing fluffer
- stunt nuts
- sturdy Crimbo crate
- sturdy cane
- sturdy sword hilt
- stylish swimsuit
- styrofoam crossbow
- styrofoam ore
- styrofoam peanuts
- styrofoam staff
- styrofoam sword
- subscription cocoa dispenser
- succulent marrow
- sucker bucket
- sucker hakama
- sucker kabuto
- sucker scaffold
- sucker tachi
- sucky decal
- suede shortsword
- sugar banana
- sugar bunny
- sugar chapeau
- sugar cherry
- sugar fairy
- sugar lime
- sugar raygun
- sugar shank
- sugar shard
- sugar sheet
- sugar shield
- sugar shillelagh
- sugar shirt
- sugar shorts
- sugar shotgun
- sugar sphere
- sugarplum ration
- suggestive strozzapreti
- sun-dried tofu
- sundae ration
- sunken chest
- suntan lotion of moxiousness
- super good fruit
- super ka-bob
- super salad
- super-absorbent tarp
- super-heated leaf
- super-size brogurt
- super-spiky hair gel
- super-sweet boom box
- super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)
- superamplified boom box
- superduperball
- superduperheated metal
- superheated fudge
- superheated metal
- superhero mask
- supportive bra
- surgical apron
- surgical mask
- surgical tape
- surprisingly capacious handbag
- sushi doily
- sushi-rolling mat
- suspicious package
- suspicious stocking
- suspicious-looking fedora
- swamp haunch
- swamp lolly
- sweat socks
- sweat-ade
- sweatband
- sweaty balsam
- sweet mochi ball
- sweet ninja sword
- sweet nutcracker
- sweet party mix
- sweet potato o' mine
- sweet potato punch
- sweet rims
- sweet roll Alabama
- sweet tooth
- sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
- sweetened reindeer fat
- swirling mushroom wine
- sword behind inappropriate prepositions
- sword hilt
- sword of static
- swordzall
- synaptic soup
- syncopated turtle
- synthetic dog hair pill
- synthetic marrow
- synthetic rock
- t8r tots
- tabletop candy dispenser
- taco shell
- tail o' nine cats
- tailbone shield
- tainted icing
- tainted milk
- tainted seal's blood
- talisman of Seshat
- talkative skull
- talking spade
- tamarind-flavored chewing gum
- tambourine
- tambourine bells
- tangarita
- tangarita with a fly in it
- tangerine
- tangle of copper wire
- tangle of rat tails
- tankard of ale
- tap shoes
- tapped black lotus
- targeting chip
- tarnished bottlecap
- tarnished luggage key
- tarnished metal ring
- tarnished metal rod
- tarnished tastevin
- tarrrnish charrrm
- tarrrnished charrrm bracelet
- tasket
- tassel
- tasteful black bow tie
- tasty louse
- tasty tart
- tattered scrap of paper
- tattoo gun
- tawdry amethyst
- tea for one
- teacher's pen
- tearaway pants
- teddy bear
- teddy bear sewing kit
- teddy borg
- teddy borg sewing kit
- teeny-tiny magic scroll
- teeny-tiny ninja stars
- teflon ore
- teflon shield
- teflon spatula
- teflon swim fins
- temperance whiskey
- temporary X tattoos
- temporary teardrop tattoo
- temporary tribal tattoo
- temporary yak tattoo
- tempura air
- tempura avocado
- tempura broccoli
- tempura carrot
- tempura cauliflower
- tempura cucumber
- tempura green and red bean
- tempura radish
- tenderizing hammer
- tennis ball
- teqiwila
- teqiwila slammer
- tequila grenade
- tequila sunrise
- tequila sunset
- tequila with training wheels
- terra cotta tambourine
- terra cotta tidbits
- terra cotta tie tack
- terra cotta tongs
- terra cotta train
- terra cotta trousers
- terra cotta truss
- terra panna cotta
- terrible poem
- testy toolbox
- thanksgiving bomb
- thanksgiving turkey
- that gum you like
- the Archwizard's briefs
- the Crymbich Manuscript
- the Crymbich Manuscript (used)
- the Ley Incursion's waist
- the finger
- the funk
- the kindest cold cut
- the most dangerous bait
- thermos full of Knob coffee
- thermos of "whiskey"
- thermos of brew
- thick walrus blubber
- thicksilver ring
- thicksilver spurs
- thin black candle
- thin gold wire
- third ear
- third-hand lantern
- third-hand nunchaku
- thistle wine
- three-legged pants
- thriftshop coupon
- throbbing organ pie
- throbbing rage gland
- throwin' ember
- throwing bone
- throwing candy
- throwing fork
- throwing knife
- throwing spoon
- thyme jelly donut
- ticksilver ring
- ticksilver spurs
- tie-dye headband
- tie-dyed fannypack
- tied-up flaming leaflet
- tied-up flaming monstera
- tied-up leaviathan
- tightly-wound spine
- tighty whiteys
- time halo
- time helmet
- time residue
- time shuriken
- time sleigh
- time sword
- time trousers
- time's arrow
- time-twitching toolbelt
- tin cup
- tin cup of mulligan stew
- tin drum
- tin foil
- tin magnolia
- tin of submardines
- tin rations
- tin roof (rusted)
- tin snips
- tin tam
- tin thermos of chai
- tinsel fin
- tinsel orb
- tiny Mountie hat
- tiny Tina gun
- tiny baby scorpion
- tiny ballet slippers
- tiny balloon knife
- tiny barrel
- tiny bindle
- tiny black hole
- tiny bomb
- tiny bottle of absinthe
- tiny bowler
- tiny bust of Pallas
- tiny canopic jar
- tiny cell phone
- tiny consolation ribbon
- tiny costume wardrobe
- tiny dancer
- tiny do-rag
- tiny domino mask
- tiny ember
- tiny fly glasses
- tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker
- tiny glowing red nose
- tiny goth giant
- tiny handful of mixed nuts
- tiny house
- tiny knife and fork
- tiny makeup kit
- tiny maracas
- tiny ninja sword
- tiny nose-bone fetish
- tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo
- tiny plastic Abuela's cottage
- tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear
- tiny plastic Armory
- tiny plastic Bar
- tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type
- tiny plastic Beebee King
- tiny plastic Best Game Ever
- tiny plastic Bugbear Captain
- tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ
- tiny plastic Café Elf
- tiny plastic Cafe
- tiny plastic Captain Kerkard
- tiny plastic Cheer Core
- tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel
- tiny plastic Crimbo caroler
- tiny plastic Crimbo cheer
- tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva
- tiny plastic Crimborgatron
- tiny plastic Dolph Bossin
- tiny plastic Duke Starkiller
- tiny plastic Ed the Undying
- tiny plastic Factory
- tiny plastic Father McGruber
- tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej
- tiny plastic Gary Claybender
- tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist
- tiny plastic Knows About Chakras
- tiny plastic Krampus
- tiny plastic Lord Flameface
- tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven
- tiny plastic MechaElf
- tiny plastic Mer-kin baker
- tiny plastic Mirth
- tiny plastic Mr. Mination
- tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
- tiny plastic Norville Rogers
- tiny plastic Penny
- tiny plastic Professor What
- tiny plastic Queen Bee
- tiny plastic Rene C. Corman
- tiny plastic Rudolph the Red
- tiny plastic Scott the Miner
- tiny plastic Sneaky Pete
- tiny plastic Susie
- tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf
- tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare
- tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku
- tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer
- tiny plastic Your Brain
- tiny plastic angry space marine
- tiny plastic angry vikings
- tiny plastic bad vibe
- tiny plastic bee swarm
- tiny plastic beebee queue
- tiny plastic black ops bugbear
- tiny plastic blazing bat
- tiny plastic bugaboo
- tiny plastic buzzerker
- tiny plastic caboose
- tiny plastic chem lab
- tiny plastic coal car
- tiny plastic dining car
- tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"
- tiny plastic fax machine
- tiny plastic fire servant
- tiny plastic food lab
- tiny plastic four-shadowed mime
- tiny plastic golden gundam
- tiny plastic hobo elf
- tiny plastic locomotive
- tiny plastic mime executive
- tiny plastic mime functionary
- tiny plastic mime scientist
- tiny plastic mime soldier
- tiny plastic multi-level marketer
- tiny plastic mumblebee
- tiny plastic nog lab
- tiny plastic orphan
- tiny plastic passenger car
- tiny plastic peacannon
- tiny plastic primary lab
- tiny plastic protector spectre
- tiny plastic reindeer
- tiny plastic sea elf
- tiny plastic spiderbugbear
- tiny plastic spoiler
- tiny plastic sword
- tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf
- tiny plastic the Free Man
- tiny plastic wild beaver
- tiny plastic yuleviathan
- tiny prop sword
- tiny shaker of salt
- tiny slimy cyst
- tiny sombrero
- tiny stillsuit
- tiny top hat and cane
- tip jar
- tires
- tisket
- titanium assault umbrella
- toast with cold jelly
- toast with hot jelly
- toast with jam
- toast with sleaze jelly
- toast with spooky jelly
- toast with stench jelly
- toasted brie
- tobiko marble soda
- tobiko pocky
- tobiko-infused sake
- toe jam
- toe jam toast
- tofu casserole
- tofu stir-fry
- tofu wonton
- tofurkey gravy
- tofurkey leg
- tofurkey nugget
- toggle switch (Bartend)
- toggle switch (Bounce)
- tomato
- tomato daiquiri
- tomato juice of powerful power
- tomato soup poster
- tomb ratchet
- tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie
- tommy gun
- tongue depressor
- tonguebone
- tonic djinn
- tonic o' Banderas
- tonic water
- too legit potion
- tooth cap
- toothsome rock
- toothy trousers
- topeé
- topiary necktie
- topiary noseplugs
- topiary nugglet
- topiary skunk
- topiary tights
- torn hellseal sinew
- torquoise
- torquoise ring
- tortoboggan
- tortoboggan shield
- tortoise's blessing
- totally sweet mohawk helmet
- tourmalime
- tourmalime tourniquet
- toxic globule
- toxic mop
- toxo
- toy accordion
- toy deathbot
- toy maglev monorail
- toy six-seater hovercraft
- toy sixgun
- toy taijijian
- traditional Crimbo cookie
- traffic jam
- traffic jam toast
- train whistle
- training scroll: Shattering Punch
- training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique
- training scroll: Snokebomb
- trampled ticket stub
- transdermal smoke patch
- transmission from planet Xi
- transparent nog
- transparent pants
- transporter transponder
- tree-shaped Crimbo cookie
- trench coat
- trench lighter
- triad summoning scroll
- trick coin
- triggerfingerbone
- trilobite candy mold
- trilobite fossil
- triple barreled barrel gun
- troll britches
- tropical Crimbo pressie
- tropical island souvenir crate
- tropical orchid
- tropical swill
- trousers of the white knight
- trout fang
- troutpiece
- true grit
- trusty torch
- tryptophan dart
- tube of cranberry Go-Goo
- tube of dread wax
- tube of hair oil
- tube of herbal ointment
- tube of pendulum lube
- tube of villain white
- tube sock
- tuning fork
- turkey blaster
- turkish mostaccioli
- turtle mud
- turtle pheromones
- turtle totem
- turtle voicebox
- turtle wax
- turtle wax greaves
- turtle wax helmet
- turtle wax shield
- turtle-shaped rock
- turtlemail bits
- turtlemail breeches
- turtlemail coif
- turtlemail hauberk
- turtling rod
- tuxedo shirt
- twice-haunted screwdriver
- twinkly nuggets
- twinkly powder
- twinkly wad
- twist of lime
- twisted piece of wire
- twisted-up wet towel
- twitching space egg
- twitching time capsule
- twitching trigger finger
- two meat muck
- two-handed depthsword
- ultimate ultimate frisbee
- ultimate wad
- ultra-deluxe cupcake
- ultra-soft ferns
- ultracalcium
- ultrafondue
- una poca de gracia
- unappetizing mayolus
- unbearable light
- unbreakable umbrella
- uncanny desk bell
- uncapped blue lava bottle
- uncapped green lava bottle
- uncapped red lava bottle
- uncooked chorizo
- undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella
- underwater slingshot
- undissolvable contact lenses
- undrilled cosmic bowling ball
- unearthed potsherd
- unearthed volcanic meteoroid
- unearthly onyx
- unemployed hunchbacked minion
- unevolved organism
- unfinished fruitcake
- unfinished ice sculpture
- unfinished pleasure
- unflavored wine cooler
- unfortunate dumplings
- unholy water
- uniclops egg
- unidentifiable dried fruit
- unidentified drink
- unidentified jerky
- uninteresting mayolus
- union scalemail pants
- universal biscuit
- unlocked meat locker
- unnamed cocktail
- unnatural gas
- unoccupied sheep suit
- unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
- unopened diabolic pizza cube box
- unopened tiny stillsuit
- unpowered Robortender
- unquiet spirits
- unrefined Mountain Stream syrup
- unremarkable duffel bag
- unrequired jacket
- unrolling pin
- unsanitized scalpel
- unsmoothed velvet
- unspeakable lozenges
- unstable quark
- untorn tearaway pants package
- unused soap
- unused walkie-talkie
- unusual oil
- unwound clockwork grapefruit
- unwound cymbal-playing monkey
- unwound mechanical songbird
- unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
- upsy daisy
- urchin roe
- urinal cake
- used beer
- useless powder
- valuable coin
- valuable trinket
- vampagne
- vampire chowder
- vampire collar
- vampire glitter
- vampire pearl
- vampire pearl earring
- vampire pearl necklace
- vampire pearl ring
- vampire pellet
- vampyric cloake
- vampyric cloake pattern
- van key
- vanilla-frosted king cake
- veiny spore pod
- velcro boots
- velcro broadsword
- velcro ore
- velcro paddle ball
- velcro shield
- velour valise
- velour vambraces
- velour vaqueros
- velour veil
- velour veneer
- velour viscometer
- velour voulge
- velvet choker
- vengeful spirit
- very fancy whiskey
- very hot lunch
- very large caltrop
- very overdue library book
- very small red dress
- vesper
- vial of Gnomochloric acid
- vial of The Glistening
- vial of baconstone juice
- vial of blood simple syrup
- vial of hamethyst juice
- vial of holy water
- vial of hot blood
- vial of humanoid growth hormone
- vial of patchouli oil
- vial of porquoise juice
- vial of swamp vapors
- vibrating mushroom
- vicious spiked collar
- viking helmet
- villainous scythe
- vinegar-soaked lemon slice
- vintage smart drink
- vinyl boots
- vinyl ore
- vinyl shield
- violent pastilles
- viral DNA
- viral video
- virgin jello shot
- viscous lava globs
- vitamin G pill
- vodka and cranberry
- vodka and tonic
- vodka barracuda
- vodka gibson
- vodka martini
- vodka stinger
- vodka stratocaster
- void burger
- void lager
- void shard
- void stone
- volcanic ash
- volleyball
- voodoo doll
- voodoo glowskull
- voodoo snuff
- voter registration form
- votive candle
- votive of confidence
- wad of Crovacite
- wad of dough
- wad of slimy rags
- wad of spider silk
- wad of tofu
- waders
- waffle
- walkie-talkie
- walrus ice cream
- walrus-tusk earring
- wand of fudge control
- wand of pigification
- wang
- war tongs
- warbear LP-ROM burner
- warbear accoutrements chunk
- warbear auto-anvil
- warbear badge
- warbear battery
- warbear battle greaves
- warbear bearserker greaves
- warbear bearserker mead
- warbear bearserker potion
- warbear beeping telegram
- warbear black box
- warbear blizzard mead
- warbear breakfast machine
- warbear breakfast machine assembler
- warbear ceremonial party pants
- warbear chemistry lab
- warbear dress bracers
- warbear dress greaves
- warbear dress helmet
- warbear drone assembler
- warbear drone codes
- warbear electric long johns
- warbear electric warscarf
- warbear electro-spiked helm
- warbear empathy chip
- warbear empathy chip (used)
- warbear energy bracers
- warbear exhaust manifold
- warbear exo-arm
- warbear fancy fedora
- warbear feasting bread
- warbear feasting mead
- warbear feathered fedora
- warbear fleece-lined long johns
- warbear fleece-lined warscarf
- warbear foil hat
- warbear goggles
- warbear gyro
- warbear gyrocopter
- warbear heated ushanka
- warbear helm fragment
- warbear high festival pants
- warbear high-efficiency still
- warbear hoverbelt
- warbear hoverbelt piecepart
- warbear induction oven
- warbear jackhammer drill press
- warbear laser beacon
- warbear laser bowtie
- warbear lined ushanka
- warbear liquid lasers
- warbear liquid overcoat
- warbear long johns
- warbear metalworking primer
- warbear metalworking primer (used)
- warbear nuclear bowtie
- warbear officer greaves
- warbear officer requisition box
- warbear oil pan
- warbear party pants
- warbear plain fedora
- warbear plain helm
- warbear plain ushanka
- warbear plasma bowtie
- warbear polarized goggles
- warbear procedural hilarity drone
- warbear rejuvenation potion
- warbear requisition box
- warbear robo-camouflage unit
- warbear sequential gaiety distribution system
- warbear snowblindness goggles
- warbear soda machine
- warbear soda machine assembler
- warbear spiked helm
- warbear superpotion
- warbear thermoregulator bread
- warbear trouser fragment
- warbear wardance potion
- warbear warrior bread
- warbear warscarf
- warbear whosit
- wardrobe-o-matic
- warehouse clerk's glasses
- warehouse key
- warehouse walkie-talkie
- warm El Vibrato drone
- warm fur
- warm gravy
- warm mushroom
- warm war shawarma
- wasabi marble soda
- wasabi pocky
- wasabi-infused sake
- washboard shield
- water balloon
- water log
- water pipe bomb
- water purification pills
- water wings
- water wings for babies
- water-polo cap
- water-polo mitt
- watered-down Red Minotaur
- waterlogged bootstraps
- waterlogged cloth
- waterlogged crate
- waterlogged leather
- waterlogged metal
- waterlogged stuffing
- waterlogged wood
- watermelon
- watermelon seed
- wax banana
- wax booze
- wax face
- wax hand
- wax hat
- wax lips
- wax pancake
- wax pants
- weasel stomping pants
- weathered barrel
- webbed comic mask
- wedge of gray cheese
- weedy skirt
- weegee sqouija
- weighted paperclip chain
- weird gazelle steak
- weremoose spit
- western-style skinning knife
- wet stew
- wet tack
- wet venom duct
- whale cerebrospinal fluid
- whalebone corset
- whalecake
- whalegun
- whalesteak
- whatsit-covered turtle shell
- wheel of camembert
- whet stone
- whimpering willow bark
- whip kit
- whirled peas
- whisker pencil
- whiskey and cola
- whiskey and soda
- whiskey bittersweet
- whiskey in a broken glass
- whiskey sour
- whiskey squeeze
- white Canadian
- white Crimbo ball
- white Dreadsylvanian
- white Xanadian
- white arm towel
- white belt
- white blood cells
- white candy heart
- white candygram
- white chocolate and tomato pizza
- white chocolate chip brownies
- white chocolate chip cookies
- white chocolate chips
- white class ring
- white collar
- white earbuds
- white elephant gift
- white hat hacker T-shirt
- white lightning
- white mana
- white money bag
- white page
- white picket fence
- white pixel
- white rice
- white satin pants
- white satin shield
- white snake skin
- white snakeskin duster
- white sword
- white tulip
- white whip
- white wine
- white-label gin
- whole roasted chicken
- whole turkey leg
- wholeberd
- wicker clicker
- wicker kickers
- wicker knickers
- wicker shield
- wicker slicker
- wicker sticker
- wicker ticker
- wickerbits
- wicksilver ring
- wicksilver spurs
- wiffle-flail
- wild honey pie
- willowy bonnet
- willyweed
- wind-up Whatsian robot
- wind-up chattering teeth
- wind-up ensign
- wind-up navigation droid
- wind-up owl
- wind-up spider
- wind-up vampire teeth
- windchimes
- windicle
- wine spritzer
- wine-soaked bone chips
- wings of fire
- witch hat
- witch wart
- witch's bra
- witch's bread
- witch's brew
- witty rapier
- wizard action figure
- woim
- woimbook
- wok lobster
- wolf whistle
- wolfman mask
- wolfskull mask
- wonderwall shield
- wood screw
- wooden axe
- wooden figurine
- wooden salad bowl
- wooden spoon
- wooden stakes
- wool hat
- wool sock
- woolen cravat
- wooly loincloth
- worksite credentials
- world's most unappetizing beverage
- world's smallest violin
- wormwood stick
- wormwood wedding ring
- worn tophat
- worst candy
- worthless gewgaw
- worthless knick-knack
- worthless trinket
- wrapped candy cane sword cane
- wrapping paper
- wreath of laurels
- wrestling mask
- wriggling severed nose
- wriggling tentacle
- wriggling worm
- wristwatch of the white knight
- writhing drippy candy bar
- wrought-iron flakes
- wrought-iron waders
- wrought-iron walker
- wrought-iron whisk
- wrought-iron widget
- wrought-iron wig
- wrought-iron winch crank
- wumpus hair
- wumpus-hair bolo
- wumpus-hair loincloth
- wumpus-hair net
- wumpus-hair sweater
- wumpus-hair whip
- wumpus-hair wig
- wussiness potion
- x-ray mirror
- xo-skeleton-in-a-box
- yabba dabba doo rag
- yak anorak
- yak skin
- yak toupee
- yak whip
- yakskin buckler
- yakskin kilt
- yakskin pants
- yakskin skirt
- yam
- yam and swiss
- yam battery
- yam burrito
- yam candy
- yam martini
- yam mayo
- yam slider
- ye olde golde frontes
- yellow brick road
- yellow candy heart
- yellow candygram
- yellow drunki-bear
- yellow glowstick
- yellow matter custard
- yellow paisley oyster egg
- yellow pixel
- yellow pixel potion
- yellow plastic hard hat
- yellow plastic oyster egg
- yellow polka-dot oyster egg
- yellow puck
- yellow puck with a bow on it
- yellow rocket
- yellow seashell
- yellow striped oyster egg
- yellow traffic cone
- yeti fur
- yohohoyo
- your own black heart
- yule grog
- yule gruel
- yule hatchet
- yule pup
- yuletide troll chrysalis
- yummy death watch beetle
- zen motorcycle
- zmobie
- zombie
- zombie accordion
- zombie dinosaur egg
- zombie hollandaise
- zombie mariachi hat
- zombie mariachi pants
- zombie monkey necklace