Museum :: Metraxis

Metraxis

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#317	BURT	83
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#164	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	57
#236	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	10
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#65	Bonerdagon necklace	103
#222	Boss Bat bling	15
#180	Boss Bat britches	70
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1449	Cloaca grenade	3
#1183	Cloaca-Cola	7
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#577	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#69	Codpiece of the Goblin King	61
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#533	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	4
#41	Crimbo Credit	376
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#227	Crown of the Goblin King	96
#791	Daffy Taffy	34
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#319	Dolphin King's crown	14
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#231	Drowsy Sword	82
#1134	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#1105	Dyspepsi-Cola	30
#654	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
#618	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#915	Feynman gate	9
🥇	French slippers	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#742	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#846	Go-Wassail	7
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#91	Inndya trading card	2
#588	Iron Beta of Industry	11
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#857	Knob Goblin love potion	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#304	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	82
#401	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	21
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#121	Misty Cape	18
#280	Misty Cloak	3
#98	Misty Robe	25
#792	Mob Penguin cellular phone	19
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#398	Mr. Mediocrebar	139
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#122	NPZR chemistry set	50
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#100	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	63
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#520	Orcish baseball cap	4
#483	Orcish cargo shorts	4
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#166	Pink Heart of Spirit	6
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#293	Rock Pops	172
#204	Roo trading card	1
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#41	Serenity trading card	3
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#1232	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	2
#22	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	3
#829	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	36
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#76	Thorny Toad trading card	2
#133	Thwaitgold ant statuette	7
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#647	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	2
#335	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	13
#470	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	9
#601	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	8
#292	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	13
#811	Thwaitgold spider statuette	2
#613	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	13
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#690	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	8
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1631	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#119	Wolfman Nardz	14
#510	Yakisoba's hat	3
#745	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#2119	Yummy Tummy bean	29
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#667	antique helmet	3
#625	antique shield	4
#564	antique spear	6
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#789	asparagus knife	3
#769	aspirin	1
#425	astronaut pants	20
#298	atomic vector plotter	12
#203	badass belt	161
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#754	baggie of powdered sugar	11
#430	balaclava	1
#470	ball	13
#819	banana-frosted king cake	2
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#212	bed of coals	4
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#196	bejeweled cufflinks	21
#271	bi-lateral logic compressor	12
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#180	bite-me-red lipstick	114
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#117	blob of Alphredo™	4
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1654	blood flower	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#1030	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#507	bottle of bubbles	11
#441	bottle of goofballs	58
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#963	brine	10
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#857	candy brain	1
#2969	candy cane	5
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#340	candy knuckles	6
#3108	candy stake	2
#1312	canteen of wine	7
#550	capacitor relay	19
#1613	carbon nanotube frame	2
#169	catsup	1
#401	cheap elven gloves	11
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#43	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	47
#158	chocolate-frosted king cake	13
#578	chunk of depleted Grimacite	17
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#260	club necklace	22
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#281	computronic processing unit	12
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#566	cookie cookie	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#1477	defective skull	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#206	diamond necklace	24
#1057	dill	18
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#104	drywall axe	113
#702	dwarf bread	5
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#338	easter egg balloon	61
#2058	eggnog	3
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#401	elven limbos gingerbread	33
#1188	elven cellocello	17
#485	elven moonshine	22
#417	elven socks	11
#450	elven suicide capsule	32
#607	empty blowgun	2
#202	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#1180	encoder ring	1
#326	ennui-flavored potato chips	131
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#796	evil teddy bear	14
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#156	facsimile dictionary	64
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#1791	fake hand	1
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#969	fancy chocolate	3
#345	fancy chocolate car	8
#1064	fancy dress ball	9
#118	fancy opera glasses	33
#699	felt	13
#528	festive holiday hat	8
#1764	fire	1
#305	flashing novelty button	4
#351	foam noodle	2
#1033	friendly cheez blob	2
#2153	fruitcake	4
#427	furry pants	1
#278	fuzzy busby	11
#3220	fuzzy dice	2
#127	fuzzy earmuffs	25
#163	fuzzy montera	18
#122	garish pinky ring	33
#240	gearbox necklace	4
#1034	ghost cucumber	28
#210	giant designer sunglasses	21
#91	giant discarded bottlecap	48
#106	giant discarded plastic fork	71
#87	giant discarded torn-up glove	43
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#95	giant pinky ring	136
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#3306	gingerbread bugbear	2
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#806	gingerbread robot	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#191	gold wedding ring	47
#692	golden ring	40
#1331	googly eye	7
#110	goth kid t-shirt	60
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#984	gray bow tie	4
#48	grease cannon	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1006	green glowstick	1
#906	green gummi ingot	4
#115	grue egg	150
#678	guitar pick	2
#349	guy made of bee pollen	8
#297	gyroscope	10
#66	hand-carved staff	1
#475	handful of confetti	85
#211	handful of crafty noodles	1
#92	handful of honey	110
#315	heart necklace	20
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#378	herb brownies	60
#627	hideous egg	1
#601	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	4
#39	hot pink lipstick	30
#71	hot plate	66
#281	hyperbolic plasma focuser	12
#154	iGoogly	164
#208	iced-out bling	2
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#594	immense cyborg hand	7
#76	imp unity ring	73
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#1111	ion grid	7
#287	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	12
#600	iron pasta spoon	8
#977	irradiated candy cane	5
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#385	jar of swamp gas	100
#198	java cookie	4
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#1828	jazz soap	1
#834	jerky coins	9
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#1882	joybuzzer	1
#722	ketchup hound	2
#703	killer rag doll	3
#407	killing feather	67
#597	kite	12
#944	kneecapping stick	9
#428	knuckle sandwich	55
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#930	lavender plastic oyster egg	4
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#566	length of string	20
#420	licorice garrote	5
#960	loaded serum blowgun	4
#35	logging hatchet	8
#840	logic synthesizer	10
#377	los chinos	1
#570	lovecat tail	1
#391	lucky rabbit's foot	17
#74	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	3
#1004	macaroni duck	2
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#687	mafia aria	26
#1892	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#52	makeshift skirt	3
#181	makeshift turban	1
#1086	marionette	1
#587	mauve striped oyster egg	7
#318	mime soul fragment	9
#536	miner's helmet	3
#508	miner's pants	3
#145	miniature antlers	1
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#31	mulled cider	59
#589	mushroom fermenting solution	12
#1120	mylar scout drone	3
#358	mysterious silver lapel pin	3
#2043	nanite-infested candy cane	4
#1043	nanite-infested eggnog	5
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#870	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	6
#143	nanofiber cloth	45
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#300	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#298	obsidian dagger	51
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#798	old sweatpants	71
#1187	oozenog	4
#306	opera mask	2
#896	orange glowstick	2
#273	oversized fish scaler	12
#690	pack of pogs	12
#767	pail	11
#216	pants of the Slug Lord	17
#270	papaya	87
#807	party hat	1
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#870	patent leather shoes	5
#670	penguin thesaurus	10
#919	pet rock	8
#147	petit 4.1	5
#117	petit fortran	5
#60	petrified wood	192
#332	phish stick	3
#387	pink glowstick	6
#288	pixel hat	1
#71	pixel orb	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#1725	pixellated candy heart	2
#513	polyalloy shield	7
#68	pool cue	131
#582	portable corkscrew	12
#2221	possessed top	1
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#1422	puce plastic oyster egg	2
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1079	pulsing flesh	3
#576	purple glowstick	2
#280	quantum polarity inducer	12
#329	radium-flavored potato chips	155
#866	rag doll	2
#103	rainbow tie	1
#417	razor-tipped yo-yo	21
#425	really dense meat stack	15
#270	recursive spline reticulator	12
#858	red gummi ingot	6
#288	reverse-oscillating klystron	12
#199	rhinestone cowboy shirt	2
#207	right half of a heart necklace	3
#1450	rigid carapace	2
#1131	ring of aggravate monster	1
#861	ring of half-assed regeneration	2
#1023	roasted marshmallow	10
#363	robotronic egg	69
#1170	[2108]rock	2
#386	rogue swarmer	83
#389	round green sunglasses	1
#323	rubber WWBD? bracelet	19
#214	rubber WWJD? bracelet	26
#461	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	15
#228	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	24
#1959	rubber emo roe	1
#119	rusty chain necklace	29
#310	sandwich of the gods	14
#296	sawblade fragment	80
#127	sawblade shield	29
#37	security blankie	1
#314	servomechanical torsion facilitator	12
#149	severed flipper	1
#159	shiny butcherknife	8
#118	shiny ring	162
#136	silver salt-shaker	1
#263	silver shrimp fork	8
#939	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#107	sleep mask	1
#109	smoking grass	810
#803	snowboarder pants	1
#1348	sock monkey	1
#242	solid gold bowling ball	79
#479	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#226	spade necklace	24
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#239	spark plug earring	4
#99	spectral axe	1
#374	spectre scepter	83
#238	spirit gum	3
#726	spooky bicycle chain	3
#730	spooky cosmetics bag	3
#1487	spooky eggnog	4
#1892	spooky length of string	1
#144	spooky sap	77
#827	spooky stuffing	6
#1136	spooky toy wheel	3
#1767	spooky wooden block	1
#169	spoonful of Linguine-Os	2
#860	squirming egg sac	3
#172	stainless steel scarf	15
#165	stainless steel shillelagh	16
#86	stainless steel skullcap	17
#148	stainless steel slacks	15
#288	stainless steel solitaire	9
#275	stainless steel suspenders	13
#310	star buckler	1
#460	star crossbow	1
#606	star hat	1
#330	star pants	1
#309	star staff	1
#420	star sword	1
#1029	stick	1
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#763	stringy sinew	11
#378	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	112
#273	stuffed Cheshire bitten	119
#279	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	120
#397	stuffed Meat	115
#208	stuffed alien blob	27
#304	stuffed angry cow	117
#371	stuffed astral badger	104
#339	stuffed baby gravy fairy	112
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#325	stuffed cocoabo	106
#1874	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#2012	stuffed doppelshifter	3
#385	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	104
#370	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	105
#1795	stuffed gray blob	5
#272	stuffed hand turkey	124
#168	stuffed key	269
#1462	stuffed martini	3
#399	stuffed mind flayer	101
#286	stuffed mink	140
#423	stuffed monocle	108
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#350	stuffed scary death orb	109
#4802	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#362	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	107
#294	stuffed snowy owl	115
#311	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	119
#940	stuffed spooky mushroom	9
#247	stuffed stab bat	1
#330	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	109
#374	stuffed teddy butler	121
#366	stuffed tin of caviar	120
#238	stuffed treasure chest	217
#415	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	96
#947	stuffing	9
#265	sub-molecular interocitor	12
#596	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#75	super-strong air freshener	1
#396	support cummerbund	17
#964	swashbuckling pants	1
#663	swirly potion	6
#107	synthetic stuffing	147
#143	tangled mass of creepy pasta	3
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#965	ten-leaf clover	3
#143	theoretical string	180
#78	thought balloon	2
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#1333	throwing wrench	2
#174	tin star	1
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#785	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#2572	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1739	toast	162
#133	tofu taco	1
#630	tooth	6
#341	toothbrush	2
#2068	top	1
#322	towel	34
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#730	toy crazy train	11
#140	toy hoverpad	171
#390	toy jet pack	20
#496	toy mercenary	13
#428	toy ray gun	23
#1190	toy soldier	1
#437	toy space helmet	20
#1384	toy train	1
#1035	toy wheel	7
#478	tree skirt	1
#556	tree-eating kite	59
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#392	tulip	1
#1260	twitching claw	3
#238	unstable DNA	214
#293	unstable laser battery	72
#968	untamable turtle	2
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#1255	vampire duck-on-a-string	5
#1289	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#443	vibrating cyborg knife	11
#1064	vinegar	18
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#896	vorpal blade	1
#900	wad of cotton	1
#1147	wheel	2
#903	white balloon	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#565	wind-up meatcar	11
#327	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	134
#1245	wolf mask	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#467	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#328	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#150	wrench bracelet	23
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#862	yellow gummi ingot	6
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#1885	yo-yo	3
#295	zombie pineal gland	15

Wow, that's 12,818 items total!

what items are this player missing?