B A Takaline missing items
In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 6,999 short.
- Franken Stein
- Überraschthexengebräu
- "DEBBIE" tattoo kit
- "DRINK ME" potion
- "Humorous" T-shirt
- "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt
- "KICK ME" sign
- "Remember the Trees" Shirt
- "caramel" orange
- "honey" dipper
- "meat" stick
- 'Villa' document
- 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign
- 1 Meat
- 1,970 carat gold
- 1.21 jigawatts
- 1/6th Pound Cake
- 100-Watt bulb
- 11-leaf clover
- 17-ball
- 18-picohertz resonator crystal
- 1952 Mickey Mantle card
- 20-lb can of rice and beans
- 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
- 37x37x37 puzzle cube
- 4:20 bomb
- 5-hour acrimony
- 7-inch discus
- 8-billed baseball cap
- 8-bit banana
- 99.44% pure math
- A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes
- A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
- A Guide to Burning Leaves
- A Guide to Safari
- A muse-bouche
- A. W. O. L. commendation
- ASCII fu manchu
- Abuela Crimbo's special magnet
- Accordion of Jordion
- Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
- Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
- Admiral's hat
- Adventurer bobblehead
- Adventurer's Kit
- Aerheads
- Affirmation Cookie
- Afternoon Delight
- Agent Corrigan's cigarette
- Agent Mauve
- Aggressive Carrot
- Agitated Turkey
- Aiolion
- Aldebaran sardines
- Alewifeâ„¢ Ale
- Alexy sauce
- Alice's Army Alchemist
- Alice's Army Bowman
- Alice's Army Cleric
- Alice's Army Coward
- Alice's Army Dervish
- Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
- Alice's Army Foil Bowman
- Alice's Army Foil Cleric
- Alice's Army Foil Coward
- Alice's Army Foil Dervish
- Alice's Army Foil Guard
- Alice's Army Foil Halberder
- Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
- Alice's Army Foil Horseman
- Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
- Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber
- Alice's Army Foil Martyr
- Alice's Army Foil Ninja
- Alice's Army Foil Nurse
- Alice's Army Foil Page
- Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden
- Alice's Army Foil Sniper
- Alice's Army Foil Spearsman
- Alice's Army Foil Swordsman
- Alice's Army Foil Wallman
- Alice's Army Foil tattoo
- Alice's Army Guard
- Alice's Army Halberder
- Alice's Army Hammerman
- Alice's Army Horseman
- Alice's Army Lanceman
- Alice's Army Mad Bomber
- Alice's Army Martyr
- Alice's Army Ninja
- Alice's Army Nurse
- Alice's Army Page
- Alice's Army Shieldmaiden
- Alice's Army Sniper
- Alice's Army Spearsman
- Alice's Army Swordsman
- Alice's Army Wallman
- Alice's Army booster box
- Amanitee
- Ambitious Turkey
- Amnesiac Ale
- Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
- Amulet of Perpetual Darkness
- Amulet of Yendor
- Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy
- Annual Ascot
- Antagonistic Snowman Kit
- Apathargic Bandersnatch
- Apriling band helmet
- Arr, M80
- Arrow (+1)
- Arrrmetia trading card
- Artist's Butterknife of Regret
- Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness
- Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury
- Artist's Spatula of Despair
- Artist's Whisk of Misery
- Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
- Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
- Asleep in the Cemetery
- Ass-Stompers of Violence
- Atomic Comic
- Aura Libre
- Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
- AutumnFest ale
- Ax of L'rose
- Aye Aye
- Aye Aye, Captain
- Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth
- Azurite
- BACON
- BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt
- BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt
- BGE merchandise order form
- BGE pocket calendar
- BGE shotglass
- BGE temporary tattoo
- BGE tiny plastic toy
- BOOterfinger
- BOOtonniere
- BRAINS shorts
- BRICKO airship
- BRICKO bat
- BRICKO brick
- BRICKO bulwark
- BRICKO cathedral
- BRICKO egg
- BRICKO elephant
- BRICKO eye brick
- BRICKO gargantuchicken
- BRICKO hat
- BRICKO octopus
- BRICKO ooze
- BRICKO oyster
- BRICKO pants
- BRICKO pearl
- BRICKO pyramid
- BRICKO python
- BRICKO reactor
- BRICKO stud
- BRICKO sword
- BRICKO trunk
- BRICKO turtle
- BRICKO vacuum cleaner
- BROS Energy Drink
- BUBBLE GUM
- Bag o' Tricks
- Baja sopapilla
- Bal-musette accordion
- Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
- Bangyomaman battle juice
- Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler
- Barulio's bottle
- Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
- Bastille Battalion cheese wheel
- Bastille Battalion control rig
- Bastille Battalion control rig crate
- Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher
- Bastille Battalion tattoo kit
- Batfellow comic
- Beach Buck
- Beach Comb
- Beach Comb Box
- Bee's Knees
- Beefy Crunch Pastaco
- Beignet Milgranet
- Belt of Howling Anger
- Belt of Loathing
- Benetton's Medley of Diversity
- Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
- Bettie page
- Bicycle
- Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook
- Big Candy's tophat
- Big Punk
- Bigger Bugfinder Blade
- Bird-a-Day calendar
- Bit O' Quail Spleen
- BitterSweetTarts
- BittyCar HotCar
- BittyCar MeatCar
- BittyCar SoulCar
- Black Angus blackburger
- Black Bart's Booty
- Black Hole
- Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
- Black and White Apron Meal Kit
- Blizzards I Have Died In
- Blood 'n' Plenty
- Blood Light
- Bloodbath
- Bloody Nora
- Bluzzard
- Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf
- Bohemian rhapsody
- Boletus Broletus mushroom
- Boltsmann ID badge
- Bone's Farm "wine"
- Bonestabber
- Book of Old-Timey Carols
- Booke of Vampyric Knowledge
- Boosty Juice
- Boots of Twilight Whispers
- Bordeaux Marteaux
- Boris's Helm
- Boris's Helm (askew)
- Boris's beer
- Boris's bread
- Boss Drops
- Boulevardier cocktail
- Bowl of Infinite Jelly
- Bowlet
- Boxing Day Pass
- Boxing Day care package
- Brain Food Pastaco
- Bram's choker
- Brand of Violence
- Brandonian footlocker key
- Breakfast Blast wine cooler
- Breathitinâ„¢
- Bright Water
- Brimstone Beret
- Brimstone Bludgeon
- Brimstone Boxers
- Brimstone Bracelet
- Brimstone Brooch
- Brimstone Bunker
- Brogre brolo shirt
- Brogre brorts
- Brogre bucket hat
- Bugbearclaw Donut
- Bugfinder Blade
- Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
- Bulky Buddy Box
- Bustle Hustler
- Buttery Boy
- Buttery Knob
- Byte
- C.B.F.G.
- C.H.U.M. chum
- C.H.U.M. knife
- C.H.U.M. lantern
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
- CRIMBCO lanyard
- CRIMBCO mug
- CRIMBCO scrip
- CRIMBCO wine
- CRIMBCOIDS mints
- CRIMBCOLOAF
- CSA all-purpose soap
- CSA bravery badge
- CSA cheerfulness ration
- CSA discount card
- CSA fire-starting kit
- CSA obedience grenade
- CSA scoutmaster's "water"
- Caipiranha
- Cajun accordion
- Calzone of Legend
- Camp Scout backpack
- Camp Scout pup tent
- Can-Can skirt
- Candicaine
- Candy Alexander
- Cantelope
- Caramel
- Cargo Cultist Shorts
- Carol of the Bulls
- Carol of the Bulls (used)
- Carol of the Hells
- Carol of the Hells (used)
- Carol of the Thrills
- Carol of the Thrills (used)
- Carpathian longsword
- Carpricorn
- Cat-Herding Prod
- Celsius 233
- Celsius 233 (singed)
- Cement Mixer
- Centauri fish wine
- Cerebral Cloche
- Cerebral Crossbow
- Cerebral Culottes
- Chakra Libre
- Chalice of the Malkovich Prince
- Champagne Shimmy
- Charity's choker
- Charleston Choo-Choo
- Charleston shoes
- Charter: Nellyville
- Chateau Mantegna room key
- Ched
- Cheer-Up soda
- Chef Boy, R&D's business card
- Cherrytastrophe wine cooler
- Cheshire Bitten
- Chester's Aquarius medallion
- Chester's bag of candy
- Chester's cutoffs
- Chester's moustache
- Chester's muscle shirt
- Chester's sunglasses
- ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)
- ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (on)
- Children's Meal of the Damned
- Chinese curse words
- Choker of the Ultragoth
- Chorale of Companionship
- Chori Zo trading card
- Christmas ham
- Chroner trigger
- Chubby and Plump bar
- Churchill
- Cincho de Mayo
- Cinco Mayo Lager
- Citrus Crush wine cooler
- Clan Carnival Game
- Clan Floundry
- Clan VIP Lounge invitation
- Clan VIP Lounge key
- Clan hot dog stand
- Clan looking glass
- Clan pool table
- Clan shower
- Clan speakeasy
- Clara's bell
- Climate Colada
- Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife
- Cloak of Dire Shadows
- Cobra Bowl
- Cocktails of the Age of Sail
- Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
- Coilyâ„¢
- Coinspiracy
- Cold Fang
- Cold One
- Cold Stone of Hatred
- Colera Peste Nebbiolo
- Comet Drop
- Comet Pop
- Comma Chameleon egg
- Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
- Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
- Congressional Medal of Insanity
- Connery's Elixir of Audacity
- Conspiracyâ„¢ mascara
- Convincing People You Can See The Future
- Cool Brunch Pastaco
- Cornbeefadon
- Cosmic Calorie
- Counterclockwise Watch
- Covers-Your-Head
- Covert Ops for Kids
- Covert Ops for Kids (used)
- Cracklin' Oat Bran
- Crazymaker
- Crepes a la Lune
- Crimbeau de toilette
- Crimbo Candy Cookbook
- Crimbo Carol tattoo kit
- Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit
- Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit
- Crimbo Factory surprise box
- Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
- Crimbo candied pecan
- Crimbo candle
- Crimbo cookie sheet
- Crimbo crystal shards
- Crimbo dinner
- Crimbo dog sweater
- Crimbo food scraps
- Crimbo fudge
- Crimbo hat
- Crimbo pants
- Crimbo paste
- Crimbo peppermint bark
- Crimbo pressie
- Crimbo salad
- Crimbo sapling
- Crimbo smile
- Crimbo stocking
- Crimbo stockings
- Crimbo sword
- Crimbo tattoo kit
- Crimbo train emergency brake
- Crimbo training manual
- Crimbo ukulele
- Crimbo wreath
- Crimbojito
- Crimbolex watch
- Crimbomega drive chain
- Crimbomination Contraption
- Crimbosmopolitan
- Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)
- Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)
- Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)
- Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper
- Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw
- Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer
- Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun
- Crimbot schematic: Gun Face
- Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs
- Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads
- Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack
- Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler
- Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module
- Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler
- Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis
- Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator
- Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt
- Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower
- Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs
- Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball
- Crimbough
- Crimbow Rainbo
- Crimboween memo
- Crimboysters Rockefeller
- Crimbuccaneer bombjacket
- Crimbuccaneer breeches
- Crimbuccaneer captain's purse
- Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)
- Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)
- Crimbuccaneer flotsam
- Crimbuccaneer invasion map
- Crimbuccaneer lantern
- Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail
- Crimbuccaneer nose ring
- Crimbuccaneer piece of 12
- Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack
- Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso
- Crimbuccaneer runebone
- Crimbuccaneer shirt
- Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss
- Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate
- Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
- Crimbuccaneer tricorn
- Crimbuccaneer war standard
- Crimbuccaneer whale oil
- Crimbuck
- Crimbylow-rise jeans
- Crown of Thrones
- Cycloney
- DIY protonic accelerator kit
- DUFRESNE Suds
- Dad's brandy
- Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually
- Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting
- Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested
- Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master
- Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart
- Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose
- Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week
- Daisy's unclean bloomers
- Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
- Dark & Starry
- Dark Jill-O-Lantern
- Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
- Das Überkühlraum trading card
- Daylight Shavings Helmet
- Deactivated MiniMechaElf
- Deactivated O. A. F.
- Dear Past Self Package
- Deck of Every Card
- Deep Dish of Legend
- Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe
- Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce
- Diamond HP-35 Calculator
- Dickory Farms Gift Basket
- Dinsey Maintenance Manual
- Dinsey Whinskey
- Dinsey face paint
- Dinsey food-cone
- Dinsey tattoo kit
- Dinsey's brain
- Dinsey's glove
- Dinsey's oculus
- Dinsey's pants
- Dinsey's pizza cutter
- Dinsey's radar dish
- Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
- Disgeist
- Dish of Clarified Butter
- Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
- Doc Clock's thyme cocktail
- Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum
- Doc's Fortifying Wine
- Doc's Limbering Wine
- Doc's Medical-Grade Wine
- Doc's Miracle Cure
- Doc's Smartifying Wine
- Doc's Special Reserve Wine
- Doll Moll violin case
- Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat
- Dolph Bossin's charity note
- Doublepunchplanter
- Drac & Tan
- Dragonscale breastplate
- Drapes-You-Regally
- Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
- Dreadsylvanian Almanac page
- Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
- Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
- Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned
- Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
- Dreadsylvanian grimlet
- Dreadsylvanian hemlock
- Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
- Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
- Dreadsylvanian seed pod
- Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
- Dreadsylvanian skeleton key
- Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
- Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
- Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket
- Dreadsylvanian stew
- Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
- Dressage
- Drip Institute petri dish
- Drip harness
- Driplet
- Dripwood slab
- Drizzlersâ„¢ Black Licorice
- Drunk Uncles holo-record
- Drunken Astrophysicist
- Drunken Neurologist
- Drunken Philosopher
- Drunkula's bell
- Drunkula's cape
- Drunkula's ring of haze
- Drunkula's silky pants
- Drunkula's wineglass
- Duke Vampire's regal cloak
- Dump Truck
- Dungeon Fist gauntlet
- Dust bunny
- Dweebisolâ„¢ inhaler
- Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
- Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen
- EMD holo-record
- Earth and Firewater
- Earth, Wind and Firewater
- Easter eggnog
- Easter grasshopper
- Ecto-Cooler
- Ed the Undying exhibit crate
- Egnaro berry
- Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
- El Vibrato Megadrone
- El Vibrato energy spear
- El Vibrato leg guards
- El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)
- El Vibrato restraints
- El Vibrato translator
- El Vibrato trapezoid
- Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror
- Eldritch snap
- Electric Punch
- Elf Army machine parts
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
- Elf Guard MPC
- Elf Guard SCUBA tank
- Elf Guard broom
- Elf Guard clipboard
- Elf Guard commandeering gloves
- Elf Guard eyedrops
- Elf Guard fuel tank
- Elf Guard hangover cure
- Elf Guard honor present
- Elf Guard hotpants
- Elf Guard insignia (general)
- Elf Guard insignia (private)
- Elf Guard mouthknife
- Elf Guard officer's sidearm
- Elf Guard patrol cap
- Elf Guard payroll bag
- Elf Guard red and white beret
- Elf Guard safety bear
- Elf Guard squirtgun
- Elf Guard strategic map
- Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo
- Elf Guard tinsel grenade
- Elf Guard war standard
- Ellsbury's journal
- Ellsbury's journal (used)
- Ellsbury's skull
- Elron's Explosive Etude
- Elvish delight
- Elvish sunglasses
- Elvish underarmor
- Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
- En Una Fila Tequila
- Enchanted Flyswatter
- Enchanted Plunger
- Energy Buzz Pastaco
- Engorged Sausages and You
- Essence of Annoyance
- Essence of Bear
- Event Horizon
- Everfull Dart Holster
- Extra-slimy Slimosa
- Extrovermectinâ„¢
- Eye Agate
- Eye and a Twist
- FDKOL commendation
- FDKOL fire hose
- FDKOL hotcakes
- FDKOL tattoo
- Fabiotion
- Falconâ„¢ Maltese Liquor
- Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square
- FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
- FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask
- FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm
- FantasyRealm guest pass
- FantasyRealm key
- FantasyRealm mead
- FantasyRealm membership packet
- FantasyRealm tattoo kit
- FantasyRealm turkey leg
- Fauna Libre
- Faux
- Feliz Navidad
- Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
- Ferrigno's Elixir of Power
- Fettris
- Feynman gate
- Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy
- Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
- Finnish Fish
- Firewater
- First Post shirt - Cir Senam
- First Post shirt package
- Fitspirationâ„¢ poster
- Flag by the Footâ„¢
- Flaming Caipiranha
- Flaming Knob
- Flaming Mohobo
- Flaming Sazerorc
- Flan
- Flan in the Moon
- Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory
- Fleshazoleâ„¢
- Flivver
- Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
- Flying Caipiranha
- Former Sheriff Dan's tin star
- Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
- Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
- Frank Gorshin trophy
- Freddy Kruegerand
- French bronilla brogurt
- French slippers
- French-Transylvanian Dictionary
- Friendly Turkey
- Frigid Northern Beans
- Fromage Pinotage
- Frosty's arm
- Frosty's carrot
- Frosty's frosty mug
- Frosty's iceball
- Frosty's nailbat
- Frosty's old silk hat
- Frosty's snowball sack
- Fu Manchu Wax
- Fudgie Roll
- Fun-Guy spore
- FunFundsâ„¢
- Fuzzby
- Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
- Fuzzy Tentacle
- Gabarbar
- Game Grid ticket
- Game Grid token
- Game Grid valued membership card
- GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine
- GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
- Garland of Greatness
- Gathered Meat-Clip
- Gauntlets of the Blood Moon
- Gazelleton
- Gearhead Goo
- Gene Tonic: Beast
- Gene Tonic: Constellation
- Gene Tonic: Construct
- Gene Tonic: Demon
- Gene Tonic: Dude
- Gene Tonic: Elemental
- Gene Tonic: Elf
- Gene Tonic: Fish
- Gene Tonic: Goblin
- Gene Tonic: Hippy
- Gene Tonic: Hobo
- Gene Tonic: Horror
- Gene Tonic: Humanoid
- Gene Tonic: Insect
- Gene Tonic: Mer-kin
- Gene Tonic: Orc
- Gene Tonic: Penguin
- Gene Tonic: Pirate
- Gene Tonic: Plant
- Gene Tonic: Slime
- Gene Tonic: Undead
- Gene Tonic: Weird
- General Assembly Module
- Gets-You-Drunk
- Ghiaccio Colada
- Ghosprey
- Ghost Dog Chow
- Ghost Pinching Quarterly
- Giant black monolith
- Gin Mint
- Ginsuâ„¢
- Girdle of Hatred
- Glamare
- Glenn's golden dice
- Glo-Pop
- Globmule
- Glum berry
- Gnollish Crossdress
- Gnollish sangria
- Gnomish sagngria
- Gnomish toolbox
- Go-Wassail
- God Lobster Egg
- Goggles of Loathing
- Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey
- Golden HP-35 Calculator
- Golden Kokomo Resort Chip
- Golden Mean
- Golden Mr. Accessory
- Golden Mr. Eh?
- Good 'n' Quiet
- Good 'n' Slimy
- Goodfella contract
- Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
- Gorillape
- Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun
- Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
- Grasshopper
- Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
- Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)
- Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)
- Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)
- Great Ball of Frozen Fire
- Great Older Fashioned
- Great S-Cape
- Great Wolf's beastly trousers
- Great Wolf's headband
- Great Wolf's left paw
- Great Wolf's lice
- Great Wolf's right paw
- Great Wolf's rocket launcher
- Greatest American Pants
- Greaves of the Murk Lord
- Greek fire
- Green Burlap
- Green Giant
- Green Muslin
- Green Velvet
- Gregarious Gregorian Smock
- Grey Guanon
- Grim Brothers' story book
- Grimacite Bock
- Grimacite gaiters
- Grimacite galoshes
- Grimacite garter
- Grimacite gasmask
- Grimacite gat
- Grimacite gauntlets
- Grimacite girdle
- Grimacite glaive
- Grimacite go-go boots
- Grimacite goggles
- Grimacite gorget
- Grimacite gown
- Grimacite greaves
- Grimacite guayabera
- Groll doll
- Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
- Gummi-Memory
- Gummy Brains
- Guzzlr application
- Guzzlr cocktail set
- Guzzlr hat
- Guzzlr pants
- Guzzlr shoes
- Guzzlr souvenir stein
- Guzzlr tablet
- Guzzlr tattoo kit
- Guzzlrbuck
- Gygaxian Libram
- Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom
- HOA citation pad
- HOA regulation book
- HOA zombie eyes
- HP-35 Calculator
- Hanukkimbo dreidl
- Hat O' Nine Tails
- Haunted Sorority House staff guide
- Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance
- Haymaker
- Hell and How I Bent It
- Hellfire Spicy Beans
- Helm of the Scream Emperor
- Helps-You-Sleep
- Helvella Haemophilia mushroom
- Herring Daiquiri
- Herring Wallbanger
- Herringtini
- Herseyâ„¢ SMOOCH
- Hide-roxâ„¢ cookie
- Highest Bitter
- History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
- Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians
- Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)
- Hodgman's almanac
- Hodgman's blanket
- Hodgman's bow tie
- Hodgman's cane
- Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
- Hodgman's garbage sticker
- Hodgman's harmonica
- Hodgman's imaginary hamster
- Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
- Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
- Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin
- Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top
- Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
- Hodgman's lucky sock
- Hodgman's metal detector
- Hodgman's porkpie hat
- Hodgman's varcolac paw
- Hodgman's whackin' stick
- Holiday Fun!
- Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
- Holiday Multitasking
- Holiday Multitasking (used)
- Homebodylâ„¢
- Horsery contract
- Hot 'n' Scarys
- Hot Socks
- Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope
- How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying
- How to Avoid Scams
- How to Hold a Grudge
- How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes
- How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)
- How to Play Othello
- How to Tolerate Jerks
- Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games
- Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)
- Huggler Radio
- Humanitini
- Humpty Dumplings
- Hundred Headed IPA
- Hungerâ„¢ Sauce
- Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace
- Ice-Cold Beer Ring
- Ice-Cold Beerring
- Iceberglar scarf
- Idol of Ak'gyxoth
- Iiti Kitty Gumdrop
- Illuminati earpiece
- Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos
- Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
- Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)
- Inndya trading card
- Inner Strength
- Inner Truth
- Inner Wisdom
- Interview With You (a Vampire)
- Irish eggnog
- Ish Kabibble
- Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
- Island Hurricane
- Island Landslide
- Island Thunderstorm
- Item #13
- Iunion Crown
- Jack-O-Lantern beer
- Jack-in-the-box
- Jackass Plumber home game
- Jackhammer
- Jamaican coffee
- Jamocha berry
- January's Garbage Tote
- January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
- Jarlsberg's pan
- Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
- Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
- Jawmaster 2000â„¢
- Jeans of Loathing
- Jekyllin hide belt
- Jeppson's Malort
- Jick's autograph
- Jick-o-User
- Jodhpurs of Violence
- Jokester makeup
- Juju Mojo Mask
- June cleaver
- Jungle Juice
- Junior Adventurer's kit
- Junior Adventurer's merit badge
- Junior LAAAAME merit badge
- Jurassic Parka
- Kashmir sweater
- Keese berry
- Kelflar vest
- Kissin' Cousins
- Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card
- Knob Göblin lòve potion
- Knob Goblin Mutagen
- Knob stroganoff
- KoL Con 12-gauge
- KoL Con 13 T-shirt
- KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- KoL Con 3-D Glasses
- KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
- KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
- KoL Con IV Pole
- KoL Con Six Pack
- KoL Con X Bingo Card
- KoL Con X Treasure Map
- Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil
- Kokomo Resort Chip
- Kokomo Resort Order Pad
- Kokomo Resort Pass
- Kramco Industries packing carton
- Kramco Sausage-o-Maticâ„¢
- Krampus Horn
- Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- Kudzu salad
- Kudzu slaw
- L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate
- LARP carp
- LARP membership card
- LCD game: Burger Belt
- LCD game: Food Eater
- LCD game: Garbage River
- LED block
- LED candle
- LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
- LIDAR candle
- LOLmec statuette
- LOV Echinacea Bouquet
- LOV Elephant
- LOV Elixir #3
- LOV Elixir #6
- LOV Elixir #9
- LOV Emotionizer
- LOV Enamorang
- LOV Entrance Pass
- LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
- LT&T tattoo kit
- LT&T telegraph office deed
- LWA ring
- Lapis Lazuli
- Lars the Cyberian
- Lava Miner's Daughter
- LavaCoâ„¢ Lamp housing
- Lavalos's shell
- Law of Averages
- Lazenby's Life Lesson
- Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner
- Leapin' Trousers
- Left-Hand Man action figure
- Lemonade-235
- Lens of Hatred
- Lens of Violence
- Leonard's glasses
- Lepardner
- Let Me Be!
- Letter from Carrie Bradshaw
- Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil
- Li'l Businessman Kit
- Liam's mail
- Libram of BRICKOs
- Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
- Libram of Divine Favors
- Libram of Love Songs
- Libram of Pulled Taffy
- Libram of Resolutions
- License To Kill
- License to Chill
- Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
- Lil' Snowball Factory
- Little Crimson Book
- Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
- Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
- Loathing Idol Microphone
- Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
- Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
- Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
- Loathing Legion abacus
- Loathing Legion can opener
- Loathing Legion chainsaw
- Loathing Legion corkscrew
- Loathing Legion defibrillator
- Loathing Legion double prism
- Loathing Legion electric knife
- Loathing Legion flamethrower
- Loathing Legion hammer
- Loathing Legion helicopter
- Loathing Legion jackhammer
- Loathing Legion kitchen sink
- Loathing Legion knife
- Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
- Loathing Legion moondial
- Loathing Legion necktie
- Loathing Legion pizza stone
- Loathing Legion rollerblades
- Loathing Legion tape measure
- Loathing Legion tattoo needle
- Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
- Lobos Mints
- Lobster qua Grill
- Locust
- Lollipop Drop
- Lolsipop
- London frog
- Lord Flameface's cloak
- Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
- Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them
- Lucky Lindy
- Lucky Strikes holo-record
- Ludovico Pastaco
- Lumineux Limnio
- Lump-Stacking for Beginners
- LyleCo Contractor's Manual
- LyleCo premium magnifying glass
- LyleCo premium monocle
- LyleCo premium pickaxe
- LyleCo premium rope
- MAHI fez
- Mae West with a fly in it
- Mafia bow tie
- Mafia stogie
- Mafia violin case
- MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech
- Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
- Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
- Mallomarbles
- Manetwich
- Mansquito Serum
- Mansquito's blood
- Manual of Lock Picking
- Manual of Numberology
- Manual of Secret Door Detection
- Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
- Map to Kokomo
- March hat
- Mariner's Friend cough drops
- Mark of the Bugbear
- Mark of the Ghost
- Mark of the Skeleton
- Mark of the Vampire
- Mark of the Werewolf
- Mark of the Zombie
- Marltini
- Marquis de Poivre soda
- Martialest Arts trophy
- Marvelous Unitard
- Marvin's marvelous pill
- Master Thief's utility belt
- Maxing, Relaxing
- MayDayâ„¢ contract
- Mayam Calendar
- Mayam spinach
- Mayflower bouquet
- Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo
- Mayodiol
- Mayoflex
- Mayonex
- Mayor Ghost's cloak
- Mayor Ghost's gavel
- Mayor Ghost's khakis
- Mayor Ghost's sash
- Mayor Ghost's scissors
- Mayor Ghost's toupee
- Mayostat
- Mayozapine
- McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade
- McMillicancuddy's Special Lager
- McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
- Meat Butler
- Meat-inflating powder
- Meatcleaver
- Mechamelion
- Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince
- Medical Pastaco
- Memories of Beanslinging
- Memories of Cow Punching
- Memories of Snake Oiling
- Memory Disk, Alpha
- Mer-kin begsign
- Mer-kin breastplate
- Mer-kin bunwig
- Mer-kin cancerstick
- Mer-kin cheatsheet
- Mer-kin cookiestove
- Mer-kin cooljuice
- Mer-kin darkbook
- Mer-kin digpick
- Mer-kin dodgeball
- Mer-kin dragbelt
- Mer-kin dragnet
- Mer-kin eyedrops
- Mer-kin eyeglasses
- Mer-kin facecowl
- Mer-kin fastjuice
- Mer-kin finpaddle
- Mer-kin fitbrine
- Mer-kin foodbucket
- Mer-kin gladiator mask
- Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
- Mer-kin gutgirdle
- Mer-kin hallpass
- Mer-kin headguard
- Mer-kin healscroll
- Mer-kin hidepaint
- Mer-kin hookspear
- Mer-kin killscroll
- Mer-kin knucklebone
- Mer-kin lipstick
- Mer-kin lunchbox
- Mer-kin mouthsoap
- Mer-kin paste
- Mer-kin pinkslip
- Mer-kin prayerbeads
- Mer-kin pressureglobe
- Mer-kin ragejuice
- Mer-kin rocksalt
- Mer-kin rollpin
- Mer-kin roundshield
- Mer-kin saltmint
- Mer-kin saltsquid
- Mer-kin sawdust
- Mer-kin scholar mask
- Mer-kin scholar tailpiece
- Mer-kin smartjuice
- Mer-kin sneakmask
- Mer-kin stopwatch
- Mer-kin strongjuice
- Mer-kin switchblade
- Mer-kin takebag
- Mer-kin thighguard
- Mer-kin thingpouch
- Mer-kin waistrope
- Mer-kin weaksauce
- Mer-kin wordquiz
- Mer-kin worktea
- Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
- Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
- Merc Core challenge coin
- Merc Core deployment orders
- Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses
- Meteoid ice beam
- Meteorite-Ade
- Microplushie: Bropane
- Microplushie: Dorkonide
- Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid
- Microplushie: Fauxnerditide
- Microplushie: Gothochondria
- Microplushie: Hippylase
- Microplushie: Hipsterine
- Microplushie: Hobomosome
- Microplushie: Otakulone
- Microplushie: Raverdrine
- Microplushie: Sororitrate
- Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey
- Mini-Crimbot crate
- MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher
- Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
- Miniborg beeper
- Miniborg hiveminder
- Miniborg laser
- Miniborg stomper
- Miniborg strangler
- Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
- Mint Yulep
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
- Miss Graves' vermouth
- Missing Eye Simulation Device
- Mjolnir Jr.
- Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash
- Mob Penguin protection contract
- Mohobo
- Monster Manuel
- Moon Pie
- Moonds
- Moonshine Mohobo
- Moonthril Schnapps
- Moping Artistic Goth Kid
- Morbidda trading card
- More Humanitini than Humanitini
- Morlock's Mark Bourbon
- Mornington crescent roll
- Morphan
- Mortimer's nostrum
- Morto Moreto
- Mountain Stream gastrique
- Mr. Accessaturday
- Mr. Accessory
- Mr. Accessory Jr.
- Mr. Big's Wallet
- Mr. Burnsger
- Mr. Cheeng's spectacles
- Mr. Container
- Mr. Eh?
- Mr. Exploiter
- Mr. Haggis
- Mr. Joe's bangles
- Mr. Screege's spectacles
- Mr. Shirt
- Mrs. Rush
- Ms. Accessory
- Mt. McLargeHuge oyster
- Mt. Noob Pale Ale
- Mu
- Murderer's Punch
- Murgatroyd diode
- Muschat
- Mustardigrade
- My First Art of War
- My First Paycheck envelope
- My Life of Crime, a Memoir
- My Own Pen Pal kit
- Mysterious Black Box
- Mysterious Blue Box
- Mysterious Green Box
- Mysterious Island iced tea
- Mysterious Red Box
- Mysterious Stranger
- N. O. Beer
- NPZR chemistry set
- Nadsat berry
- Napalm In The Morningâ„¢ candle
- Nayztameetjoo trading card
- Necbro wafers
- Never Don't Stop Not Striving
- Neverending Party favor
- Neverending Party guest pass
- Neverending Party invitation envelope
- New Age healing crystal
- New Age hurting crystal
- New Cloaca-Cola
- New-You Club Membership Form
- Newark
- Newbiesportâ„¢ backpack
- Nightmare Fuel
- Nightstalker perfume
- No Hats as Art
- Nog-on-the-Cob
- Non-Euclidean Finance
- Nose Ring of Putrescence
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI
- Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
- Now You're Cooking With Grease
- Nuclear Blastball
- Nursine
- O
- Official Council Aide Pin
- Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
- Oh, the Humanitini
- Okee-Dokee soda
- Ol' Scratch's ash can
- Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
- Ol' Scratch's manacles
- Ol' Scratch's ol' britches
- Ol' Scratch's salad fork
- Ol' Scratch's stove door
- Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
- Olympic-sized Clan crate
- Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom
- Oopsie IPA
- Operation Patriot Shield
- Oppossum
- Orangemageddon wine cooler
- Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
- Oscus's dumpster waders
- Oscus's flypaper pants
- Oscus's garbage can lid
- Oscus's neverending soda
- Oscus's pelt
- Osk'r Chow
- Othello's dagger
- Othello's handkerchief
- Othello's military jacket
- Otorian Battle Scar
- Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form
- P.B.L.T.
- PARTY HARD T-shirt
- PB&J with the crusts cut off
- PVC staff
- Pack of Alice's Army Cards
- Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
- Pack of Every Card
- Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
- Panda outfit
- Pantaloons of Hatred
- Pantsgiving
- Para-Pop
- Party Planning on a Budget
- Party Tattooâ„¢ gift certificate
- Party-in-a-Canâ„¢
- Pastaco shell
- Peaclock
- Pecos Dave's sixgun
- Peek-a-Boo!
- Pener's drumstick
- Peppermint Pip Packet
- Periodical Paintbrush
- Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
- Pete's rich ricotta
- Pete's wiley whey bar
- Petite Paintbrush
- Phil Collins
- Phlegethon
- Phonus Balonus
- Piddles
- Pigsticker of Violence
- Pillowbug
- Pimpsqueak
- PirateRealm guest pass
- PirateRealm membership packet
- PirateRealm party hat
- Pizza of Legend
- Plague of Locusts
- Platinum HP-35 Calculator
- Platinum Yendorian Express Card
- Pneumo bar
- Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
- Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
- Pocket Meteor Guide
- Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)
- Pocket Professor memory chip
- Pocket Square of Loathing
- Poison Oak trading card
- Poké-Gro fertilizer
- Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
- Pokëmann band-aid
- Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip
- Pokëmann figurine: Duck
- Pokëmann figurine: Frank
- Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump
- Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking
- Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan
- Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap
- Pokëmann figurine: Moog
- Pokëmann figurine: Nothing
- Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu
- Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth
- Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf
- Pokëmann figurine: Twitter
- Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite
- Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth
- Polka Pop
- Pop Art: a Guide
- Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
- Potion of Heroism
- Power-Guy 2000 holo-record
- Powerful Glove
- Prelude of Precision
- Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit
- Princess Rutabaga trading card
- Professor of Spelunkology
- Protects-Your-Junk
- Prunets
- Psycho From The Heat
- Puffstone cigar
- Punching Potion
- Punchplanter
- Purple Beast energy drink
- Quaatoradeâ„¢
- Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
- Quiets-Your-Steps
- R'lyeh
- ROM of Optimality
- Racisto Ruidoso
- Rad Lib
- Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)
- Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
- Radberry Rip wine cooler
- Radio Free Baseball Cap
- Radio Free Foil
- Radio Free Jersey
- Radio Free Pants
- Radio KoL Antenna Ball
- Radio KoL Bottle Opener
- Radio KoL Coffee Mug
- Radio KoL Flashlight
- Radio KoL Keychain
- Radio KoL Maracas
- Radio KoL Patch
- Rainbow Jello Mould
- Rainbow's Gravity
- Ralph IX cognac
- Rattlin' Chains
- Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer
- Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread
- Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
- Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta
- Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris
- Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone
- Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg
- Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia
- Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.
- Red Army camouflage kit
- Red Dwarf
- Red Fox glove
- Red Pill
- Red Roger tattoo kit
- Red Roger's red left foot
- Red Roger's red left hand
- Red Roger's red right foot
- Red Roger's red right hand
- Red Roger's reliquary
- Red Roger's skull
- Red Rover BB gun
- Red Russian
- Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops
- Rethinking Candy
- Retrospecs
- Retrospecs try-at-home kit
- Riker's Search History
- Ring of Fire
- Rock Garden Guide
- Rogue Windmill Rouge
- Roman Candelabra
- Roo trading card
- Royal scepter
- Rubeeâ„¢
- Ruffalo
- Russian Ice
- S.A.V.E. flyer
- S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
- S.I.T. Course Voucher
- S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.
- S.T.L.T.
- SMOOCH bottlecap
- SMOOCH bracers
- SMOOCH breastplate
- SMOOCH codpiece
- SMOOCH coffee cup
- SMOOCH kneepads
- SMOOCH soda
- SMOOCH spaulders
- STYX deodorant body spray
- Sacramento wine
- Saison du Lune
- SalesCo sample kit
- Salsa Calienteâ„¢ candle
- Salsa Libre
- Salsa de las Epocas
- Sangria de Menthe
- Sasqâ„¢ watch
- Satan hat
- Sazerorc
- Sazuruk-hai
- Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
- Scent of a Humanâ„¢ candle
- Scepter of Loathing
- Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince
- Schmalz's First Prize Beer
- School of Hard Knocks Diploma
- Schrödinger's thermos
- Science Notebook
- Scorpion Bowl
- Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
- Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill
- Scuba Snack
- Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
- Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque
- Seasonal Beret
- Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters
- Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)
- Senior LAAAAME merit badge
- Sensual Massage for Creeps
- Sept-Ember Censer
- Septapus summoning charm
- Sequestrian
- Serenity trading card
- Seven Loco
- Sexy Cosmo
- Shantixâ„¢
- Shield of Icy Fate
- Shielding Potion
- Shivering Chèvre
- Shot of Kardashian Gin
- Shot of the Living Dead
- Shrieking Weasel holo-record
- Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
- Shrubble Bubble
- Shudder
- Siberian sunrise
- Silly Little Love Song
- Silver Bullet beer
- Silver HP-35 Calculator
- Simepore slime
- Single Alice's Army Foil
- Sister Accessory
- Site Alpha ID badge
- Sitrep berry
- Size XI Wizard's Robe
- Sizzling Sinner
- Skull Punch
- Skullery Maid's Knee
- Skullhead's Screw
- Sledgehamster
- Slimebite
- Slimosa
- Slippery Knob
- Sloe Comfortable Zoo
- Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire
- Sloppy Jalopy
- Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
- Slotter
- Small Medium
- Smart Bone Dust
- Smashmoth
- Smoldering Cloverâ„¢ candle
- Smuggler's Punch
- Snarf berry
- Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
- Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
- Snoutlet
- Snow Suit
- Sockdollager
- Solstice Shield
- Sombrero De Vida
- SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox
- SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox Box
- Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
- Source essence
- Source shades
- Source terminal
- Source terminal ASHRAM chip
- Source terminal CRAM chip
- Source terminal DIAGRAM chip
- Source terminal DRAM chip
- Source terminal GRAM chip
- Source terminal INGRAM chip
- Source terminal PRAM chip
- Source terminal SCRAM chip
- Source terminal SPAM chip
- Source terminal TRAM chip
- Source terminal TRIGRAM chip
- Source terminal file: compress.edu
- Source terminal file: cram.ext
- Source terminal file: critical.enh
- Source terminal file: damage.enh
- Source terminal file: dram.ext
- Source terminal file: duplicate.edu
- Source terminal file: familiar.ext
- Source terminal file: gram.ext
- Source terminal file: portscan.edu
- Source terminal file: pram.ext
- Source terminal file: protect.enq
- Source terminal file: spam.ext
- Source terminal file: stats.enq
- Source terminal file: substats.enh
- Source terminal file: tram.ext
- Source terminal file: turbo.edu
- Sourfinger
- Southern yam
- Souvenir Chopsticks
- Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
- Space Baby bawbaw
- Space Baby children's book
- Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
- Space Trip safety headphones
- Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
- Spacegate Research
- Spacegate access badge
- Spacegate diplomat's insignia
- Spacegate emergency disintegrator
- Spacegate military insignia
- Spacegate scientist's insignia
- Spaghetti with Moonballs
- Spant eggs
- Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
- Spechunky bar
- Special Seasoning
- Specialâ„¢ Sauce
- Spelunker of Fortune
- Spelunker of Fortune (used)
- Spelunker's Guild prize sack
- Spelunker's fedora
- Spelunker's khakis
- Spelunker's whip
- SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
- Spirit of Christmas
- Spirit of Easter
- Spirit of St. Patrick's Day
- Spirit of Thanksgiving
- Spirit of Veteran's Day
- Spooky Putty ball
- Spooky Putty leotard
- Spooky Putty mitre
- Spooky Putty monster
- Spooky Putty sheet
- Spooky Putty snake
- Spooky VHS Tape
- Spookyraven signet
- Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
- Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
- Spring Bros. ID badge
- Spring Bros. solenoid
- Squib
- St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
- St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket
- St. Sneaky Pete's Whey
- Stabonic scroll
- Staff of Frozen Lard
- Staff of Holiday Sensations
- Staff of Kitchen Royalty
- Staff of Queso Escusado
- Staff of Simmering Hatred
- Staff of the Black Kettle
- Staff of the Cozy Fish
- Staff of the Deepest Freeze
- Staff of the Electric Range
- Staff of the Grand Flambé
- Staff of the Grease Trap
- Staff of the Kitchen Floor
- Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
- Staff of the Peppermint Twist
- Staff of the Roaring Hearth
- Staff of the Scummy Sink
- Staff of the Walk-In Freezer
- Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron
- Staff of the Woodfire
- Star Spawn
- Star of Bravery
- Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)
- Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)
- Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)
- Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)
- Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)
- Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)
- Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)
- Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)
- Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)
- Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)
- Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)
- Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)
- Steamboat
- Stembridge sidearm
- Stemonitis Staticus mushroom
- Stick-Knife of Loathing
- Stone Golem pebbles
- Stooper
- Straypler
- Strong, Silent Type
- Stupid University Diploma
- Suffering Sinner
- Summer Nights
- Superdrifter holo-record
- Superhero Reboots
- Suppurating Sinner
- Swedish coffee
- Swedish massage fish
- Sweet Sword
- Sword of Dark Omens
- Sword of Procedural Generation
- Sword of the Brouhaha Prince
- TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡
- TI-9000 calculator
- TRIO cup of beer
- Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco
- Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!
- Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco
- Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita
- Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier
- Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco
- Take Eleven Bar
- TakerSpace letter of Marque
- Tales from the Fireside
- Tales of Dread
- Tales of Spelunking
- Tales of Western Braggadoccio
- Tales of a Kansas Toymaker
- Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)
- Tales of the Word Realms
- Talisman of Baio
- Talisman of Bakula
- Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin
- Tapioc berry
- Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
- Tears of the Quiet Healer
- Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart
- Temporal Tempera Tube
- Temps Tempranillo
- Tequiz Navidad
- Thanksgiving ration
- That 70s Cologne
- The Art of Slapfighting
- The Art of Slapfighting (used)
- The Author's ink
- The Author's inkwell
- The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones
- The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
- The Beast Withinâ„¢ candle
- The Big Book of Communism
- The Big Book of Communism (used)
- The Big Book of Every Skill
- The Bomb
- The Chill of the Wild
- The Cocktail Shaker
- The Confiscator's Grimoire
- The Cooler Out of Space
- The Crown of Ed the Undying
- The Emperor's dry cleaning
- The Emperor's new cookie
- The Emperor's new hat
- The Emperor's new pants
- The Emperor's new shirt
- The Encyclopedia of Fruit
- The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
- The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
- The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
- The Firegate Tapes
- The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
- The Ghoul King's ghoulottes
- The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook
- The Grand Poo-Bah trading card
- The Groose in the Hoose
- The Imploded World
- The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object
- The Jokester's gun
- The Jokester's pants
- The Jokester's wig
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)
- The Joy of Wassailing
- The Joy of Wassailing (used)
- The Kloop in the Coop
- The Landscaper's leafblower
- The Legendary Beat
- The Lost Comb
- The Lost Glasses
- The Lost Pill Bottle
- The Lot's engagement ring
- The Mad Liquor
- The Necbromancer's Hat
- The Necbromancer's Shorts
- The Necbromancer's Stein
- The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff
- The Necbronomicon
- The Necbronomicon (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
- The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells
- The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)
- The Nuge's favorite crossbow
- The One Mood Ring
- The Pigs holo-record
- The Plumber's mushroom stew
- The Ring
- The Six-Pack of Pain
- The Snake trading card
- The Snitch's Manifesto
- The Spirit of Crimbo
- The Spirit of Giving
- The Spirit of Giving (used)
- The Superconductor's CPU
- The Sword in the Steak
- The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants
- The Western Look
- They liver
- They liver popsicle
- They'll Love You In Rhinestones
- Thinknerd T-Shirt
- Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag
- Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
- Third Base
- Third Eye
- Thor's Pliers
- Thorny Toad trading card
- Three Mile Island shorts
- Thriller Ice
- Thunkula's drinking cap
- Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
- Thwaitgold amoeba statuette
- Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
- Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold bug statuette
- Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette
- Thwaitgold chigger statuette
- Thwaitgold cockroach statuette
- Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
- Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
- Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette
- Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
- Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette
- Thwaitgold metabug statuette
- Thwaitgold mosquito statuette
- Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
- Thwaitgold moth statuette
- Thwaitgold nit statuette
- Thwaitgold nymph statuette
- Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
- Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette
- Thwaitgold scorpion statuette
- Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
- Thwaitgold slug statuette
- Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold termite statuette
- Thwaitgold time fly statuette
- Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
- Tickle-Me Emilio
- Tiger-lily's milk
- Tiki lighter
- Time Bandit Badge of Courage
- Time Cape
- Time Cloak
- Time Juice
- Time Lord Badge of Honor
- Time Lord Participation Mug
- Time-Spinner
- To Build an Igloo
- Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
- Tome of Clip Art
- Tome of Rad Libs
- Tome of Snowcone Summoning
- Tome of Sugar Shummoning
- Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
- Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
- Toot Oriole care package
- Totally Gay Claymore
- Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
- Trafikoan
- Trainbot autoassembly module
- Trainbot circuitry
- Trainbot harness
- Trainbot linkages
- Trainbot luggage hook
- Trainbot optics
- Trainbot plating
- Trainbot radar monocle
- Trainbot servomotors
- Trainbot slag
- Trainbot tubing
- Transylvania Sling
- Trash, a Memoir
- Travels with Jerry
- Travoltan trousers
- Treads of Loathing
- Tremella Tarantella mushroom
- Trivial Avocations Card: What?
- Trivial Avocations Card: When?
- Trivial Avocations Card: Where?
- Trivial Avocations Card: Who?
- Trivial Avocations board game
- Tropical Crimbo Hat
- Tropical Crimbo Shorts
- Tropical Crimbo Sword
- Trout Fishing in Loathing
- Truthsayer
- Turpin
- Turtive
- Turtle Bowl
- Twelve Night Energy
- Twitching Television Tattoo
- Ultimate Mind Destroyer
- Ultra Mega Sour Ball
- Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt
- Ultrasoldier Serum
- Unagnimated Gnome
- Uncle Buck
- Uncle Crimbo's Rations
- Uncle Crimbo's Sack
- Uncle Crimbo's hat
- Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide
- Uncle Hobo's belt
- Uncle Hobo's epic beard
- Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
- Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
- Uncle Hobo's highest bough
- Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
- Uncle Romulus
- Uncle Romulus (used)
- Unconscious Collective Dream Jar
- Underworld acorn
- Underworld flail
- Underworld sapling
- Underworld truncheon
- Underworld trunk
- Unfortunato's foolscap
- Ungulant
- Unionize The Elves sign
- Universal Seasoning
- Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
- Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
- Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
- Unkillable Skeleton's shield
- Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
- Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
- Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
- Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
- Unmotivator: Success Warrior
- Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
- Unspeakable Earring
- Unspeakachu
- Uovo Marcio Shiraz
- Ur-Donut
- V for Vivala mask
- VYKEA blood rune
- VYKEA bracket
- VYKEA dowel
- VYKEA frenzy rune
- VYKEA hex key
- VYKEA instructions
- VYKEA lightning rune
- VYKEA mead
- VYKEA meatballs
- VYKEA plank
- VYKEA rail
- VYKEA woadpaint
- Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
- Valentine's Day cake
- Vamprey
- Van der Graaf helmet
- Vaporpoise
- Vaso De Agua trading card
- Vegetable of Jarlsberg
- Velougatsâ„¢
- Velvet Veil
- Vial of jus de larmes
- Victor's Spoils
- Vivian's Vitamin
- Vodka Matryoshka
- Volcoino
- Voluminous Radio Hat
- Voluminous Radio Pants
- Voluminous Radio Sneakers
- Vulgure
- Waifuton
- Wal-Mart "diamond" ring
- Wal-Mart gift certificate
- Wal-Mart nametag
- Wal-Mart overalls
- Wal-Mart snowglobe
- Wal-Mart tattoo kit
- Wand of Oscus
- Warehouse 23 bling
- Warehouse 23 crate
- Warms-Your-Tush
- Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife
- Wendtigo
- Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence
- Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking
- Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
- Wet Russian
- Whenchamacallit bar
- White Chocolate Golem Seeds
- White Dragon Fang
- White Hyborian
- Wickers bar
- Winifred's whistle
- Witchess Set
- Woldo trading card
- Wolfman Nardz
- Workytime Tea
- World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
- Wrecked Generator
- Wrotz
- Wullabye
- X
- X-32-F snowman crate
- X-37 gun
- Xi Receiver Unit
- Xiblaxian 5D printer
- Xiblaxian alloy
- Xiblaxian cache locator simcode
- Xiblaxian circuitry
- Xiblaxian crystal
- Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode
- Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner
- Xiblaxian holo-bowtie
- Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles
- Xiblaxian holo-training simcode
- Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
- Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode
- Xiblaxian polymer
- Xiblaxian residence-cube
- Xiblaxian space-whiskey
- Xiblaxian stealth cowl
- Xiblaxian stealth trousers
- Xiblaxian stealth vest
- Xiblaxian ultraburrito
- Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles
- Xlyinia's notebook
- Ye Olde Navy Fleece
- Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher
- Yeast of Boris
- Yeg's Motel alarm clock
- Yeg's Motel ashtray
- Yeg's Motel disposable razor
- Yeg's Motel hand soap
- Yeg's Motel minibar key
- Yeg's Motel mouthwash
- Yeg's Motel pillow mint
- Yeg's Motel sewing kit
- Yeg's Motel stationery
- Yeg's Motel toothbrush
- Yeti Protest Sign
- Yoloâ„¢ chocolates
- Yorick
- Young Man's Cargo Load
- Young Man's Crew Sequester
- Yuleviathan necklace
- Z-Bone steak
- Zeâ„¢ goggles
- Zombo's empty eye
- Zombo's grievous greaves
- Zombo's shield
- Zombo's shoulder blade
- Zombo's skull ring
- Zombo's skullcap
- Zoodriver
- Zu Mannkäse Dienen
- Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)
- [glitch season reward name]
- [reuse me]
- a bug's lymph
- a cute angel
- a suspicious address
- absentee voter ballot
- abstraction: action
- abstraction: category
- abstraction: certainty
- abstraction: comprehension
- abstraction: joy
- abstraction: motion
- abstraction: perception
- abstraction: purpose
- abstraction: sensation
- abstraction: thought
- abyssal battle plans
- acceptable bagel
- acceptable mayolus
- accidental mutton
- actual blood sausage
- actual reality goggles
- actual tapas
- adhesive tape dolly
- adobe abacus
- adobe abaya
- adobe adze
- adobe arsecover
- adobe ascot
- adobe assortment
- adobe ayam
- adobe brittle
- adventurer clone egg
- aerated diving helmet
- aerogel accordion
- aerogel akubra
- aerogel anvil
- aerogel apron
- aerogel ascot
- aerogel attache case
- aerosolized aerogel
- affordable teak perch
- agnolotti arboli
- agua de vida
- airblaster gun
- airborne mutagen
- airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
- airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
- airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
- airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
- airplane charter: The Glaciest
- airplane tattoo
- alabaster bishop
- alabaster king
- alabaster knight
- alabaster pawn
- alabaster queen
- alabaster rook
- albatross necklace
- alien animal goo
- alien animal milk
- alien autoautopsy kit
- alien gemstone
- alien hologram projector
- alien meat
- alien plant fibers
- alien plant goo
- alien plant pod
- alien plant sample
- alien protein powder
- alien rock sample
- alien sandwich
- alien toenails
- alien zoological sample
- all-year sucker
- almost-dead walkie-talkie
- amber aviator shades
- ammonite candy mold
- ammonite fossil
- amphibious tophat
- anchor bomb
- ancient Elf dessert spoon
- ancient calendar
- ancient calendar fragment
- ancient hot dog wrapper
- ancient meat
- ancient medicinal herbs
- ancient pills
- ancient redwood
- ancient stone fist
- ancient stone head
- ancient unspeakable fruitcake
- anemone nematocyst
- anemone sauce
- anemoney clip
- anger blaster
- angry agate
- angst burger
- animal part cracker
- annealed drippy orb
- anniversary balsa wood socks
- anniversary burlap belt
- anniversary gift box
- anniversary pewter cape
- anniversary safety glass vest
- anniversary tiny latex mask
- ant antidepressant
- anti-burn cream
- anti-creep cream
- anti-freeze cream
- anti-goosebump cream
- anti-odor cream
- anti-pain cream
- antique 8-Bit Power magazine
- antique Canadian lantern
- antique beer
- antique bottle opener
- antique nutcracker beard
- antique nutcracker boots
- antique nutcracker cape
- antique nutcracker drumstick
- antique nutcracker epaulets
- antique nutcracker figurine
- antique nutcracker hat
- antique nutcracker pants
- antique nutcracker sword
- antique nutcracker waistcoat
- antique painting of a landscape
- antique pair of blue jeans
- antique record album
- antique souvenir drawing
- antique spyglass
- antique tacklebox
- aquamariner's necklace
- aquamariner's ring
- aquaviolet jub-jub bird
- arcanoferric housing
- archaeologing shovel
- armored prawn
- arrow'd heart balloon
- arrowgram
- arse-a'fire elixir
- arse-shooting crossbow
- artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice
- artisanal homebrew gift package
- artisanal homebrew sampler
- asbestos crossbow string
- asbestos stick
- asbestos sword hilt
- asbestos thermos
- ash soda
- aspirin
- assassin's cheese knife
- asteroid belt
- astral badger
- astral mushroom
- astronaut ice-cream
- astronaut pants
- atomic vector plotter
- attention spanner
- august scepter
- automa-bot parts
- automatic wine thief
- autumn breeze
- autumn dollar
- autumn leaf
- autumn years wisdom
- autumn-spice donut
- autumnal aegis
- autumnic balm
- autumnic bomb
- auxiliary backbone
- avatar of the Unconscious Collective
- aviator goggles
- baby bark scorpion
- baby camelCalf
- baby chest mimic
- baby cuddlefish
- baby oil shooter
- baby rigging snake
- backup camera
- backwoods banjo
- bacon bath ball
- baconstone bracelet
- baconstone-handled sixgun
- bacteria bisque
- bad penguin egg
- bad rum and good cola
- bad vibroknife
- badass pie
- badger badge
- bag of GORF
- bag of GORP
- bag of Iunion stones
- bag of QWOP
- bag of airline peanuts
- bag of bones
- bag of foreign bribes
- bag of grain
- bag of gross foreign snacks
- bag of many confections
- bag of park garbage
- bag of random words
- bag of sausage links
- bag of unfinished business
- bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
- bagged stuffed "L"
- baggie of regular-sized tardigrades
- baked stuffing
- baked veggie ricotta casserole
- bakelite backpack
- bakelite badge
- bakelite belt
- bakelite bits
- bakelite bowl
- bakelite breeches
- bakelite brooch
- bakelite-covered bacon
- balanced antler
- ball
- ball-in-a-cup
- ballast turtle
- ballpark hot daub
- baloney rotgut
- balsam barrel
- banana
- banana candle
- banana cream pie
- banana daiquiri
- banana milkshake
- banana peel
- banana smoothie
- banana split
- banana spritzer
- banana supersucker
- banana-frosted king cake
- bananagate
- bananarama bangle
- baneful bandolier
- baobab sap
- bar of freeze-dried water
- bark beret
- bark boxers
- bark bracelet
- bark rootbeer
- barnacle-encrusted sweater
- barnacled barrel
- barrel beryl
- barrel beryl choker
- barrel beryl nose ring
- barrel beryl ring
- barrel cracker
- barrel gun
- barrel pickle
- barrel-aged eggnog
- barrel-aged martini
- barrelhead
- bartender-skull-in-the-box
- basaltamander buckler
- basaltamander tongue
- basic martini
- basic meat skirt
- basking robin
- bastard baster
- bat wings
- bat-shaped Crimboween cookie
- batarang
- bath ball gift set
- battered Crimbo Crate
- battered old top-hat
- battery (9-Volt)
- battery (AA)
- battery (AAA)
- battery (D)
- battery (car)
- battery (lantern)
- battery-powered drill
- battoo kit
- bauxite beret
- bauxite bow-tie
- bauxite boxers
- bazooka cozy
- bazookafish bubble gum
- beach ball marble
- bear claw
- beard incense
- beastly paste
- beautiful soup
- beaver punch (cherry)
- beaver punch (papaya)
- beaver punch (peach)
- beavermouth
- bed of coals
- beefy fish meat
- beefy pill
- beertini
- beery blood
- beet
- beetle antenna
- beggin' cologne
- begpwnia
- beholed bedsheet
- beige clambroth marble
- bejazzled eyepatch
- bejeweled cufflinks
- belemnite candy mold
- belemnite fossil
- bell-shaped Crimbo cookie
- bellhop bell
- bellhop's hat
- belt of Ogrekind
- berries of suffering
- berry-infused sake
- best joke ever
- bewitching boots
- bezoar ring
- bi-lateral logic compressor
- big boom
- big bumboozer marble
- big bundle of chamoix
- big glob of skin
- big hot pepper
- big ol' trophy
- big slimy cyst
- big tun
- biker's hat
- bindle of joy
- bindlestocking
- biomechanical crimborg helmet
- biomechanical crimborg leg armor
- birdybug antenna
- birthday candle
- bishop cookie
- bite-me-red lipstick
- bitter bowtie
- bitter pill
- black BRICKO brick
- black Crimbo ball
- black and white cracker
- black brandy
- black candy heart
- black candygram
- black catseye marble
- black friar's tonsure
- black gallstone
- black magic powder
- black mana
- black slime glob
- black snowcone
- black spot
- black tear
- black velvet box
- black-and-blue light
- blammer
- blank fudge mold
- blank note
- blank prescription sheet
- blank white card
- blended frozen swill with a fly in it
- blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail
- blob of acid
- blob-shaped Crimbo cookie
- blood and blood
- blood flower
- blood kiwi
- blood roll-up
- blood sausage
- blood snowcone
- blood-drive sticker
- blood-red mushroom wine
- blood-soaked sponge cake
- bloodstick
- bloody kiwitini
- blown-out speaker cone
- blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- blue canary nightlight
- blue glowstick
- blue lava globs
- blue mana
- blue money bag
- blue oyster badge
- blue plasma ball
- blue plastic baby
- blue plastic oyster egg
- blue plate
- blue potion
- blue pumps
- blue raspberry troll doll
- blue ribbon
- blue rocket
- blue snowcone
- blue traffic cone
- blue tulip
- blue-frosted astral cupcake
- blueberry muffin
- blueberry-frosted king cake
- blunt cat claw
- blunt icepick
- bobble-hip hula elf doll
- bobcat grenade
- body spradium
- bodyguard badge
- bodyslam
- boiling broth
- boiling hot cocoa
- bolder boulder
- bomb of unknown origin
- bone and arrows
- bone aperitif
- bone bons
- bone broth
- bone chips
- bone crusher
- bone flour
- bone meal
- bone spurs
- boneana hammock
- bonedanna
- bonerang
- boning knife
- bonsai tree
- booby trap
- book of facts
- book of facts (dog-eared)
- boot flask
- boot knife
- boot plant
- booze bindle
- booze drive button
- booze mailing list
- boozebomb
- borg sock monkey
- borrowed time
- bottle of Amontillado
- bottle of Blank-Out
- bottle of Bloodweiser
- bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon
- bottle of Cochon Noir
- bottle of Crème de Fugu
- bottle of Crimbognac
- bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA
- bottle of Goldschnöckered
- bottle of Greedy Dog
- bottle of Lambada Lambic
- bottle of Old Pugilist
- bottle of Ooze-O
- bottle of Professor Beer
- bottle of Race Car Red
- bottle of Rapier Witbier
- bottle of Red-Out
- bottle of Sanguiovese
- bottle of anÃs
- bottle of black cat tonic
- bottle of bubbles
- bottle of clam juice
- bottle of dark rhum
- bottle of drinkin' gas
- bottle of extra-dark rhum
- bottle of extra-strength melodramamine
- bottle of fire
- bottle of gregnadigne
- bottle of lighter fluid
- bottle of limeade
- bottle of lovebug pheromones
- bottle of melodramamine
- bottle of norwhiskey
- bottle of novelty hot sauce
- bottle of peppermint schnapps
- bottle of perfume
- bottle of realpagne
- bottle of sea wine
- bottle of sewage schnapps
- bottle of super-extra-dark rhum
- bottle of wine
- bottle-rocket crossbow
- bottled Vampire Vintner
- bottled green pixie
- bottled inspiration
- bottoms of the barrel
- boulder
- bow
- bow staff
- bowl full of jelly
- bowl of Jeal-O
- bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢
- bowl of eyeballs
- bowl of fishysoisse
- bowl of maggots
- bowl of marinade
- bowl of mernudo
- bowl of mummy guts
- bowl of oriole's nest soup
- bowl of prescription candy
- bowl of topioca
- bowlegged pants
- bowler
- box o' ghosts
- box of Familiar Jacks
- box of Gratitude chocolates
- box of Pokëmann band-aids
- box of bear arms
- box of hammers
- box of hickory chips
- box of sunshine
- boxcar turtle
- boxed Apriling band helmet
- boxed Mayam Calendar
- boxed Sept-Ember Censer
- boxed august scepter
- boxed autumn-aton
- boxed bat wings
- boxed gumball machine
- boxing-glove-in-a-box
- brain preservation fluid
- bran muffin
- brand new key
- brass Dreadsylvanian flask
- brass abacus
- brass bung spigot
- brass crank handle
- brass dorsal fin
- brass turkey knuckles
- brazen bracelet
- bread basket
- bread line
- bread man
- bread mold
- bread pie
- bread roll
- breaded beer
- breadwand
- brick
- briefcase full of sprinkles
- brigand brittle
- brilliant oyster egg
- brittle plastic handle
- broberry brogurt
- brocolate brogurt
- broken BRICKO brick
- broken beer bottle
- broken carburetor
- broken cellular phone
- broken chocolate pocketwatch
- broken clock
- broken glass grenade
- broken high-temperature mining drill
- bronze
- bronze handcuffs
- bronze polish
- brown crock marble
- brown pirate pants
- brown pixel
- brown plastic baby
- browser cookie
- buñuelos Jaliscos
- bubble-wrap simulator
- bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)
- bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)
- bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)
- bubblegum heart
- bubblin' chemistry solution
- bubbling tempura batter
- bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
- bucket of fish juice
- bucket of honey
- bucket of wine
- buckyball
- buffalo dime
- buffed alien drugs
- bug juice
- bug paste
- bugbear-smiting sword
- bugged bön±Ã©t
- bugged balaclava
- bugged beanie
- bulky free-range mushroom
- bull blubber
- bullet necklace
- bumblebee marble
- bunch of bananas
- bunch of sea grapes
- bundle of "fragrant" herbs
- bundle of firewood
- bungle in the jungle
- burglar/sleep mask
- burning newspaper
- burnt flower
- burnt snowpants
- burnt stick
- burrowgrub hive
- butterfly knife
- button rouge
- buzzard feather
- buzzing mushroom wine
- cactus monocle
- calle de miel with a fly in it
- calm attention-deficit demon
- camouflage T-shirt
- campfire baked potato
- campfire beans
- campfire coffee
- campfire hot dog
- campfire s'more
- campfire smoke
- campfire stew
- can of Brütalbräu
- can of CRIMBCOLA
- can of Drooling Monk
- can of Impetuous Scofflaw
- can of Minions-Be-Gone
- can of Rain-Doh
- can of V-11
- can of cherry-flavored sterno
- can of depilatory cream
- can of drain cleaner
- can of fake snow
- can of franks 'n' beans
- can of mixed everything
- can of the cheapest beer
- can opener
- can-can-in-a-can
- can-you-dig-it?
- candied almond
- candied beef and cabbage
- candied lime
- candied sweet potatoes
- candied yam pinky ring
- candy cane
- candy cane candygram
- candy cane sword cane
- candy chalk
- candy cornucopia
- candy crayons
- candy dog collar
- candy dress shoes
- candy drive button
- candy egg deviler
- candy harmonica
- candy kneecapping stick
- candy knuckles
- candy mailing list
- candy necktie
- candy rations
- candy stake
- candycaine powder
- cane-mail pants
- cane-mail shirt
- cannonbomb
- canteen of eggnog
- canteen of jungle juice
- canteen of wine
- cap gun
- capacitor relay
- capped blue lava bottle
- capped green lava bottle
- capped red lava bottle
- captured boozles
- carbon nanotube frame
- carbonite visor
- card sleeve
- carnivorous potted plant
- carob chunk noodles
- carrot cake
- carrot cake precipice bar
- carrot claret
- carrot juice
- carrot nose
- carton of gaspers
- cartoon harpoon
- cartoon heart
- cashew
- cat o' nine teeth
- caustic slime nodule
- celestial au jus
- celestial carrot juice
- celestial olive oil
- celestial squid ink
- cement sandals
- cement shoes
- censored can label
- ceramic celery grater
- ceramic celsiturometer
- ceramic cenobite's robe
- ceramic centurion shield
- ceramic cerecloth belt
- ceramic cestus
- ceramic scree
- chainsaw chain
- chakra malt
- chakra sludge
- chakra-mental wine
- chalk chain
- chalk chalice
- chalk chapeau
- chalk chinos
- chalk chlamys
- chalk choker
- chalk chunks
- chamoisole
- chaos popcorn
- charged magnet
- charisma potion
- charpuce jub-jub bird
- cheap Chinese beer
- cheap clip-on ninja tie
- cheap elven gloves
- cheap plastic bottle opener
- cheap plastic kazoo
- cheap studded belt
- cheap sunglasses
- cheer extractor
- cheer-o-gram
- cheerful Crimbo sweater
- cheerful antler hat
- cheerful pajama pants
- cheezburger
- chef-skull-in-the-box
- cherry bomb
- chest barrel
- chest of "pirate gold"
- chewable paper
- chicle de salchicha
- chiffon carbage
- chiffon chakram
- chiffon chamberpot
- chiffon chapeau
- chiffon chaps
- chiffon chemise
- chiffon chevrons
- chiffon lemon
- child-sized dracula cloak
- chili powder cutlass
- chintzy noodle ring
- chiptune guitar
- chitin powder
- chitin powder paste
- chitinous pod
- chlorophyll paste
- chocolate "Phoenix"
- chocolate Ogre Chieftain
- chocolate Spider Queen
- chocolate bath ball
- chocolate bowtie
- chocolate box
- chocolate chip muffin
- chocolate cigar
- chocolate covered ping-pong ball
- chocolate frosted sugar bomb
- chocolate leash
- chocolate ostrich egg
- chocolate pocketwatch
- chocolate puppy
- chocolate saucepan
- chocolate-covered caviar
- chocolate-covered loofah
- chocolate-covered scarab beetle
- chocolate-frosted king cake
- chocotini
- chorizo brownies
- chrome crossbow string
- chrome stick
- chrome sword hilt
- chunk of depleted Grimacite
- ciliophora chowder
- cinnamon machine oil
- cinnamon troll doll
- circle drum
- circular CRIMBCOOKIE
- citrus-infused sake
- clan underground fireworks shop
- class five ecto-larva
- classy monkey
- claw-held flag
- clear Russian
- clerical automa-core
- clingfilm trousers
- clock-cleaning hammer
- clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
- clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
- clockwork detective skull
- clockwork pirate skull
- cloning kit
- closed-circuit pay phone
- closed-circuit phone system
- clove-flavored lip balm
- clovermint
- clown hammer
- club necklace
- club of the five seasons
- clumsiness bark
- cluster of hops
- coal contact lenses
- coal paperweight
- coal snakeskin
- coarse hemp socks
- cocktail mushroom
- cocoa chondrule
- cocoa of youth
- coconut bikini top
- cod cape
- coffee pixie stick
- coffee sprite
- cold cluster
- cold clusterbomb
- cold hi mein
- cold jelly
- cold medicine cabinet
- cold-filtered water
- collapsible baton
- collection of tiny spooky objects
- colored-light "necklace"
- colorful plastic ball
- colossal free-range mushroom
- comb jelly
- combat lover's locket
- combat lover's locket lockbox
- comfy blanket
- comfy coffin
- communal gobstopper
- complex alien plant sample
- complex alien zoological sample
- complex mushroom wine
- complicated device
- complicated lock impression
- compounded experience
- compressed air canister
- computronic processing unit
- concentrated cooking
- concentrated cordial of concentration
- concentrated fish broth
- concentrated garbage juice
- concoction of clumsiness
- coney haunch
- confiscated cell phone
- confiscated comic book
- confiscated love note
- confusing LED clock
- conjured ice cream
- conquistador's breastplate
- consolation ribbon
- container of Spooky Putty
- contract enforcement stick
- control crystal
- cookbookbat book
- cool cat claw
- cool cat elixir
- cool hot cocoa
- cool iron breastplate
- cool iron greaves
- cool iron helmet
- cool iron ingot
- cool jelly donut
- cool mint precipice bar
- cool spore pod
- cooling iron breastplate
- cooling iron greaves
- cooling iron helmet
- cop dollar
- coping juice
- corked genie bottle
- corncob pipe
- corned beet
- cornucopia
- correction fluid
- corroded breeches
- corrosive cowl
- corrupted bird DNA
- corrupted data
- corrupted stardust
- cosmetic football
- cosmic bucket
- cosmic lemonade
- cosmic paste
- costume rental shop
- cotton candy bale
- cotton candy cocoon
- cotton candy cone
- cotton candy cordial
- cotton candy pillow
- cotton candy pinch
- cotton candy plug
- cotton candy skoshe
- cotton candy smidgen
- counterfeit city
- cow poker
- cozy bazooka
- cozy scarf
- cozy scimitar
- crêepy mask
- crabsicle
- cranberry cylinder
- cranberry margarita (brackish)
- cranberry schnapps
- crappy Mer-kin mask
- crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
- crate of fish meat
- crated wardrobe-o-matic
- crayon shavings
- crazy bastard sword
- cream of chloroplasts
- creepy nursery rhyme
- creepy voodoo doll
- crident
- crimbo elfling
- crimsilion jub-jub bird
- croquet hedgehog
- crown-shaped beanie
- crude oil congealer
- crudles
- crumpled felt fedora
- crunchy brush
- crushed steamer trunk
- crusty hula hoop
- cryptic puzzle box
- crystal Crimbo goblet
- crystal Crimbo platter
- crystal belt buckle
- crystal decanter
- crystal skeleton vodka
- crystal skull
- crystalline cheer
- crystalline light bulb
- crystalline reamer
- crystallized memory
- crystallized pumpkin spice
- cube of ectoplasm
- cubic zirconia
- cuckoo clock
- cuddly teddy bear
- cup of "tea"
- cup of hickory chicory
- cup of infinite pencils
- cupcake-in-a-cup
- cuppa Activi tea
- cuppa Alacri tea
- cuppa Boo tea
- cuppa Chari tea
- cuppa Craft tea
- cuppa Cruel tea
- cuppa Dexteri tea
- cuppa Feroci tea
- cuppa Flamibili tea
- cuppa Flexibili tea
- cuppa Frost tea
- cuppa Gill tea
- cuppa Impregnabili tea
- cuppa Improprie tea
- cuppa Insani tea
- cuppa Irritabili tea
- cuppa Loyal tea
- cuppa Mana tea
- cuppa Mediocri tea
- cuppa Monstrosi tea
- cuppa Morbidi tea
- cuppa Nas tea
- cuppa Net tea
- cuppa Neuroplastici tea
- cuppa Obscuri tea
- cuppa Physicali tea
- cuppa Proprie tea
- cuppa Royal tea
- cuppa Serendipi tea
- cuppa Sobrie tea
- cuppa Toast tea
- cuppa Twen tea
- cuppa Uncertain tea
- cuppa Vitali tea
- cuppa Voraci tea
- cuppa Wit tea
- cuppa Yet tea
- cursed Aztec tamale
- cursed breeches
- cursed chocolate doubloon
- cursed cutlass
- cursed magnifying glass
- cursed microwave
- cursed monkey glove
- cursed monkey's paw
- cursed pirate cutlass
- cursed pony keg
- cursed ring finger ring
- cursed scrunchie
- cursed swash buckle
- cursed tricorn hat
- cursed wishbone
- custom avatar form
- custom sixgun
- cute bow from beyond the stars
- cute meteoroid
- cute mushroom
- cyan seashell
- cyber-mattock
- cyborg doll
- cyborg stompin' boot
- cymbal syrup
- d10
- d12
- d20
- d4
- d6
- d8
- daddy shortlegs leg
- daily dungeon malware
- damp bar rag
- damp old wallet
- dancing fan
- dandy lion cub
- dangerous jerkcicle
- dark chocolate egg
- das boot
- daub-breaker
- day shortener
- deactivated RoboGoose
- deactivated mini-Trainbot
- deactivated nanobots
- deactivated putty buddy
- dead guy's memento
- dead guy's piece of double-sided tape
- dead lights pie
- dead meat bun
- deadfall branch
- deadly lampshade
- debonair deboner
- decaying goldfish liver
- decaying wooden oar
- decaying wooden paddle
- decaying wooden pole
- deck of lewd playing cards
- deck of tropical cards
- deed to Oliver's Place
- deep six-shooter
- defective Game Grid token
- defective Golden Mr. Accessory
- defective skull
- deflated inflatable dodecapede
- delectable fire ant
- delicious candy
- delicious comfit?
- delicious salad
- delicious shimmering moth
- delicious star salad
- delicious stinkbug
- deluxe Neverending Party favor
- deluxe fax machine
- demon makeup kit
- demonic cow's blood
- demonic paste
- demonic surgical gloves
- denastified haunch
- denim jacket
- dental pliers
- depleted Crimbonium football helmet
- depleted Grimacite astrolabe
- depleted Grimacite grappling hook
- depleted Grimacite gravy boat
- depleted Grimacite hammer
- depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick
- depleted Grimacite ninja mask
- depleted Grimacite shinguards
- depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
- designer handbag
- designer sweatpants
- designer sweatpants (new old stock)
- desktop zen garden
- detective roscoe
- detective school application
- detective tattoo
- dethklok
- detour shield
- devil hair pasta
- devil-summoning hat
- deviled candy egg
- devilish folio
- dew yoana lei
- dew yoana salacious lei
- diabolic pizza cube
- diabolical crossbow
- diamond necklace
- diamond-studded fronts
- diamondback skin
- dice belt buckle
- dice ring
- dice sunglasses
- dice-print do-rag
- dice-print pajama pants
- dice-shaped backpack
- dieting pill
- digital underground potion
- dilapidated wizard hat
- diluted makeup
- dinged-up triangle
- dirt julep
- dirty bottlecap
- dirty martini
- dirty rigging rope
- discarded button
- discarded swimming trunks
- disco biscuit
- disconnected intergnat
- disintegrating barrel
- disintegrating sheet music
- disintegrating spiky collar
- disposable lighter
- distention pill
- distilled resin
- divine blowout
- divine can of silly string
- divine champagne flute
- divine champagne popper
- divine cracker
- divine noisemaker
- diving muff
- do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
- doll house
- dollar-sign bag
- dollhive
- dollop of barbecue sauce
- dolphin whistle
- donated booze
- donated candy
- donated food
- doppelshifter egg
- dorky glasses
- double barreled barrel gun
- double daisy
- double entendre
- double-candied yams
- double-ice box
- double-ice britches
- double-ice cap
- double-ice gum
- doubt cannon
- dove DNA
- drafty drawers
- dragon snaps
- dragonfish caviar
- dread tarragon
- dreadful box
- dreadful fedora
- dreadful glove
- dreadful roast
- dreadful sweater
- dreaming Jung man
- dregs of a Crimbo cocktail
- dress pants
- drink chit
- drinks tray
- drippy bezoar
- drippy bromide
- drippy candy bar
- drippy caviar
- drippy diadem
- drippy enzyme
- drippy flux
- drippy grub
- drippy ichor
- drippy khakis
- drippy nugget
- drippy orb
- drippy pigment
- drippy pilsner
- drippy plum(?)
- drippy salt
- drippy seed
- drippy shield
- drippy snail shell
- drippy staff
- drippy stake
- drippy stein
- drippy truncheon
- drive-by shooting
- drive-thru burger
- dromedary drinking helmet
- drop of water-37
- droppable microphone
- dropped scrap of paper
- drug cocktail sauce
- druidic s'more
- drum of pomade
- dubious loincloth
- dubious peppermint
- duck-on-a-string
- dungeon dragon chest
- dungeoneering kit
- duonoculars
- dusty Crimbo crate
- dusty barrel
- dusty bottle of blood
- ear candle
- ear poison
- earthenware muffin tin
- eau de mort
- eaves droppers
- ectoplasm au jus
- ectoplasmic orbs
- ectoplasmic paste
- edible alien plant bit
- eel battery
- eel sauce
- eel skin
- eelskin hat
- eelskin pants
- eelskin shield
- eerie fetish
- eerily silent box
- egg gun
- eggman noodles
- eggwater
- eighth plague
- elbow soup
- elderly jawbreaker
- eldritch alignment spray
- eldritch concentrate
- eldritch distillate
- eldritch dough
- eldritch effluvium
- eldritch elixir
- eldritch essence
- eldritch extract
- eldritch hammer
- eldritch hat
- eldritch ichor
- eldritch mushroom
- eldritch mushroom pizza
- eldritch oil
- eldritch pants
- eldritch rub
- eldritch scanner
- eldritch tincture
- eldritch tincture (depleted)
- electric Kool-Aid
- electric copperhead potion
- electric crutch
- electric mushroom
- electric pants
- electrician's hardhat
- electronic Brain Trainer game
- electronic dulcimer pants
- electronics kit
- elemental caipiroska
- elemental paste
- elemental sugarcube
- elephant stinger
- elevenderizing hammer
- elevennis shoes
- elevent
- elf army field rations
- elf ploughshare
- elf sleeper agent
- elven limbos gingerbread
- elven cellocello
- elven hardtack
- elven magi-pack
- elven medi-pack
- elven moonshine
- elven socks
- elven squeeze
- elven suicide capsule
- elven tambourine
- elven whittling knife
- ember egg
- embering hunk
- embezzler's oil
- emergency glowstick
- emergency margarita
- emo roe
- emotion chip
- empty Rain-Doh can
- empty agua de vida bottle
- empty blowgun
- empty hourglass
- empty lava bottle
- enchanted fire extinguisher
- enchanted leopard-print barbell
- enchanted muesli
- encoder ring
- energized spores
- enhanced signal receiver
- ennui-flavored potato chips
- enticing mayolus
- envelope full of Meat
- epic cluster
- epic wad
- ert grey goo ring
- escargotsicle
- essential cameraderie
- essential soy
- essential tofu
- etched hourglass
- eternal knot tattoo
- even more tinsel
- everfull glass
- evil flaming eyeball pendant
- evil googly eye
- evil noodles
- evil paper umbrella
- evil teddy bear
- evil teddy bear sewing kit
- excitement pill
- exclusive club
- exclusive ultra-rare item
- executive mime flask
- exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton
- exotic travel brochure
- expensive camera
- experimental serum G-9
- experimental serum P-00
- expired MRE
- expired bottle of peppermint schnapps
- expired can of franks 'n' beans
- exploding cigar
- exploding gum
- explosion-flavored chewing gum
- extra DNA
- extra ooze
- extra special Crimbo stocking
- extra time
- extra-greasy slider
- extra-grubby grub
- extra-hard jawbreaker
- extra-heavy BRICKO brick
- extra-potent gremlin mutagen
- extra-see-thru nightie
- extra-strength goo
- extra-strength red potion
- extra-strength rubber bands
- extra-toasted half sandwich
- extremely confusing manual
- extremely skinny jeans
- extremely slippery nipple
- extremely wet T-shirt
- eye 'n' horn shampoo
- eye of the Tiger-lily
- eyebrow lifter
- eyedrops of the ocelot
- facehugging alien
- faded green protest sign
- faded red protest sign
- fairy-worn boots
- fake cocktail
- fake fake vomit
- fake hand
- fake plastic grass
- fake washboard
- familiar scrapbook
- fancy ball mask
- fancy beer bottle
- fancy beer label
- fancy black tie
- fancy blue potion
- fancy but probably evil chocolate
- fancy canapés
- fancy chess set
- fancy chocolate
- fancy chocolate car
- fancy chocolate sculpture
- fancy dress ball
- fancy opera glasses
- fancy party pants
- fancy tin beer can
- fancy tophat
- fancy tuxedo pants
- fascinating alien plant sample
- fascinating alien zoological sample
- fat bottom quark
- fear condenser
- feathered headdress
- festive egg sac
- festive holiday hat
- festive sausage
- fettucini épines Inconnu
- fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
- fetus-smashing club
- fiberglass fannypack
- fiberglass fedora
- fiberglass fetish
- fiberglass fibers
- fiberglass fingerguard
- fiberglass foil
- fiberglass frock
- fiberglass insulation
- fiery wing
- filled mosquito
- filth-encrusted futon
- filthy armor
- filthy child leash
- filthy hippy poncho
- filthy monkey head
- fin-bit wax
- finger cuffs
- fire
- fire ant pheromones
- fire axe
- fire crackers
- fire-roasted lake trout
- fireball
- fireclutch
- fireman's helmet
- firemilk
- fireproof megaphone
- fireproof skip lid
- first-aid pouch
- fish bazooka
- fish head
- fish juice box
- fish sauce
- fish scimitar
- fish stick
- fish stick cozy
- fishbone catcher's mitt
- fishbone corset
- fishbone fins
- fishbone kneepads
- fishcake
- fishelada
- fishin' hat
- fishy fish lasagna
- fishy paste
- fishy pipe
- fishy wand
- fist turkey outline
- fistful of ashes
- fistful of wood shavings
- five-fingered fern resin
- fixed-gear bicycle
- fixodent
- fizzing spore pod
- flagellate flagon
- flagellate soup
- flagstone fez
- flagstone flag
- flagstone flagments
- flagstone flail
- flagstone fleece
- flagstone flip-flops
- flagstone fringe
- flame orb
- flamin' bindle
- flaming familiar doppelgänger
- flaming juggler's balls
- flaming leaf crown
- flaming mushroom
- flaming mushroom wine
- flaming nose
- flaming pink shirt
- flaming sword
- flamingo mallet
- flan del mar
- flapper fly
- flashing novelty button
- flashy pirate dreadlocks
- flask of Amontillado
- flask of egggrog
- flask of moonshine
- flask of port
- flask of rainwater
- flat cider
- flavored foot massage oil
- flayed mind
- fleshy lump
- fleshy putty
- flickering pixel
- flimsy hardwood scraps
- floaty gravel
- floaty inverse geode
- floaty pebbles
- floaty rock
- floaty rock helmet
- floaty rock necklace
- floaty rock pants
- floaty sand
- floaty stone sphere
- floral print shirt
- flour cookie
- flower petal pie
- fluid of fudge-finding
- fluorescent lightbulb
- flyest of shirts
- flypaper staff
- flytrap bezoar
- flytrap pellet
- foam commodore's hat
- foam dart
- foam naval trousers
- foam pistol
- foggy glass globe
- foie gras
- folder (Jackass Plumber)
- folder (Seawolf)
- folder (Stinky Trash Kid)
- folder (barbarian)
- folder (catfish)
- folder (dancing dolphins)
- folder (holographic fractal)
- folder (owl)
- folder (tranquil landscape)
- food drive button
- food mailing list
- foot-long hot daub
- forbidden danish
- forbidden sausage
- foreign box
- forest canopy bed
- forest spirit rattle
- forest tears
- fortifying hot cocoa
- fossilized baboon skull
- fossilized bat skull
- fossilized demon skull
- fossilized limb
- fossilized necklace
- fossilized serpent skull
- fossilized spider skull
- fossilized spike
- fossilized spine
- fossilized torso
- fossilized wing
- fossilized wyrm skull
- four-leaf potato sprout
- fragile Christmas ornament
- fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
- frankincenser
- frayed rope belt
- free boots
- free-range mushroom
- freezin' bindle
- french-fry grabber
- fresh can of paint
- fresh coat of paint
- fried air
- frigid air mattress
- frigid derringer
- frigid fudgepuck
- frog lip-print
- frontwinder skin
- frost-rimed desk bell
- frostbite-flavored Hob-O
- frosty halo
- frozen banquet
- frozen danish
- frozen shampoo-conditioner
- frozen tofu pop
- fruit basket
- fruit bat
- fruit bowl
- fruit-stuffed rumcake
- fruitcake
- fruitfilm
- fruity pebble
- fry-oil-flavored Hob-O
- frying brainpan
- fudge bunny
- fudge cube
- fudge lily
- fudge pocket square
- fudge spork
- fudge-shaped hole in space-time
- fudgecule
- fudgecycle
- fudgesicle
- full lava bottle
- fumble formula
- funhouse mirror
- funky brass fez
- funky eyepatch
- funny paper hat
- furry halo
- furry pill
- furry skirt
- fusilli marrownarrow
- fusillocybin
- fuzzy bracelets
- fuzzy polar bear ears
- gabardine gaiters
- gabardine garibaldi
- gabardine garland
- gabardine girdle
- gabardine gloves
- gabardine gunnysack
- gabardine smithereens
- gaffer's tape
- gallon of milk
- gamer slurry
- ganger bandana
- garbage juice slurpee
- garbage sticker
- garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O
- garish pinky ring
- gas can
- gasmask
- gator shades
- gator skin
- gatorskin umbrella
- gattoo
- gazely stare
- gazing shoes
- gelatinous meat mass
- generic healing potion
- generic mana potion
- generic restorative potion
- genie bottle
- genie's bracers
- genie's pants
- genie's scimitar
- genie's turbane
- ghast iron Garibaldi
- ghast iron codpiece
- ghast iron heater shield
- ghost beer
- ghost bit
- ghost pencil
- ghost pepper
- ghost protocol
- ghost shawl
- ghost thread
- ghost trap
- ghostly body paint
- ghostly dagger
- ghostly ectoplasm
- giant O
- giant X
- giant book of ancient carols
- giant breath mint
- giant candy cane
- giant clay ashtray
- giant designer sunglasses
- giant diamond ring
- giant fishhook
- giant free-range mushroom
- giant glass of brandy
- giant green gummi bear
- giant green gummi ingot
- giant neckbeard
- giant pearl
- giant red gummi bear
- giant red gummi ingot
- giant shrimp fork
- giant spider leg
- giant tube of black lipstick
- giant yellow gummi bear
- giant yellow gummi ingot
- giant yellow hat
- gift card
- gift-a-pult
- gilded BRICKO brick
- gilded BRICKO chalice
- gilded trumpet
- gill rings
- gilt perfume bottle
- ginger beer
- ginger snaps
- gingerbeard
- gingerbread bugbear
- gingerbread cigarette
- gingerbread dog treat
- gingerbread gavel
- gingerbread hoodie
- gingerbread horror
- gingerbread house
- gingerbread mask
- gingerbread moneybag
- gingerbread mug
- gingerbread mutant bugbear
- gingerbread nylons
- gingerbread pirate
- gingerbread pistol
- gingerbread restraining order
- gingerbread smartphone
- gingerbread spice latte
- gingerbread tophat
- gingerbread trousers
- gingerbread waistcoat
- gingerbread wine
- gingernade
- gingerservo
- gingham blouse
- ginormous pumpkin
- ginseng
- glacial clock
- glass casserole dish
- glass eye
- glass of "milk"
- glass of baboon milk
- glass of bourbon
- glass of drippy wine
- glass of gnat milk
- glass of herbal tequila
- glass of raw eggs
- glass of warm milk
- glass of warm water
- glass pie plate
- gleaming oyster egg
- glimmering buzzard feather
- glimmering great tit feather
- glimmering penguin feather
- glimmering phoenix feather
- glimmering raven feather
- glimmering roc feather
- glistening fish meat
- glistening oyster egg
- glob of cream cheese
- glob of enchanted icing
- glob of extra-green chlorophyll
- glob of green slime
- glob of melted wax
- glob of salty molasses
- glob of undifferentiated tissue
- globe of Deep Sauce
- glow-in-the-dark dart gun
- glow-in-the-dark necklace
- glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub
- glow-in-the-dark wristwatch
- glowing New Age crystal
- glowing esca
- glowing frisbee
- glowing spore pod
- glowing syringe
- glyph of athleticism
- gnashing teeth
- gnat lasagna
- gnauga hide skirt
- go-go potion
- goblin autoblowgun
- goblin bone hilt
- goblin collarbone
- goblin hunting spear
- goblin paste
- gold crown
- gold nuggets
- gold skull ring
- gold star
- gold tooth
- gold toothbrush
- golden banana
- golden fleece
- golden gum
- golden gun
- golden monkey statuette
- golden pet rock
- golden plastic oyster egg
- golden ring
- golden sausage
- golden tattoo gun
- golden twig
- goo magnet
- good ash
- good gravy
- goodberry
- gooey drippy candy bar
- gooey lava globs
- gooey paste
- googly chest eyes
- googly-ball hat
- googly-heart hat
- googly-star hat
- gooified animal matter
- gooified mineral matter
- gooified vegetable matter
- gory drippy orb
- government booze shipment
- government candy shipment
- government food shipment
- government per-diem
- government requisition form
- government-issue identification badge
- government-issued candy
- government-issued eyeshade
- government-issued necktie
- government-issued slacks
- governor's daughter's lace collar
- governor's daughter's pearl hairpin
- governor's daughter's petticoats
- grain of sand
- grandfather watch
- grape troll doll
- grass blade
- grass clippings
- grass hat
- grass skirt
- graveyard snowglobe
- gravy boat
- gravy skin
- gravyskin buckler
- gravyskin hat
- gravyskin pants
- gravyskin skirt
- gray bow tie
- gray seashell
- grease cannon
- grease trap
- greasy desk bell
- greasy paste
- great big capacitor
- great old fashioned
- greedy ghostling
- green BRICKO brick
- green LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- green and red bean
- green bean casserole
- green candy heart
- green candygram
- green cloth cap
- green drunki-bear
- green eggnog
- green face paint
- green glowstick
- green gummi ingot
- green hamhock
- green lava globs
- green mana
- green marshmallow
- green peawee marble
- green pill
- green pixie spog
- green rock candy
- green rocket
- green seashell
- green slime glob
- green snowcone
- green traffic cone
- green-frosted astral cupcake
- green-iced sweet roll
- gregarious ghostling
- grey cube
- grey down vest
- grey gosling
- grilled mooseflank
- grim fairy tale
- grimy lab coat
- grinning ghostling
- grip key
- grisly shell fragment
- grisly shield
- grizzled bearskin
- grody jug
- grog nuts
- groggipop
- groggles
- grogpagne
- grogtini
- groose grease
- groovy prism necklace
- groping claw
- grouper fangirl
- groupie bra
- groupie lipstick
- groupie spangles
- groveling gravel
- grubby wool
- grubby wool beerwarmer
- grubby wool gloves
- grubby wool hat
- grubby wool scarf
- grubby wool trousers
- grubby woolball
- guffin
- guild application
- guilty sprout
- gummi ammonite
- gummi belemnite
- gummi bowtie
- gummi canary
- gummi salamander
- gummi snake
- gummi trilobite
- gun parts
- gunner's daughter
- gunpowder burrito
- gunwale
- gunwale whalegun
- guts necklace
- gyroscope
- hacked gibson
- haemolymphnode
- haggis socks
- haggis-infused soap
- haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis
- haiku katana
- hair of the calf
- hair of the fish
- hairshirt
- half double fruitcake
- half-digested coal
- half-digested rat
- half-empty carton of milk
- half-height cigar
- half-height unicycle
- half-orchid
- halibut
- ham steak
- hambrosier
- hamburger
- hamethyst bracelet
- hamethyst-handled sixgun
- hamlet sandwich
- hammerus
- hand of Mr. Cards
- hand of cards
- hand turkey outline
- hand-crafted candy cane
- hand-knitted Crimbo socks
- hand-knitted diving booties
- handful of Boltsmann bearings
- handful of barley
- handful of bees
- handful of drink tickets
- handful of fire
- handful of napalm
- handful of numbers
- handful of split pea soup
- handful of stubble
- handful of toilet paper
- handmade hobby horse
- handyman "hand soap"
- hangman's hood
- hard cocoa
- hard rock
- hard spore pod
- hardboiled egg
- hardened slime belt
- hardened slime hat
- hardened slime pants
- hardening cream
- hardware upgrade
- hare brush
- hare pin
- harpoon
- haunted Hell ramen
- haunted bindle
- haunted bottle of vodka
- haunted cherry pie
- haunted doghouse
- haunted eggnog
- haunted flame
- haunted gimlet
- haunted martini
- haunted orange
- haunted pizza
- hawk
- hawkface potion
- hazmat helmet
- head of emberg lettuce
- head-mounted Trainbot
- heart cozy
- heart necklace
- heart of dark chocolate
- heart-shaped candy whetstone
- heart-shaped crate
- heat-resistant gloves
- heat-resistant necktie
- heat-resistant sheet metal
- heather graham cracker
- heavy crown
- heavy-duty clipboard
- hell in a bucket
- helm of the white knight
- hemlock helm
- hemp backpack
- hemp candy necklace
- henna tattoo
- hermedisiac cologne
- hermit factoid
- herringcello
- heteroerotic frat-paddle
- hewn moon-rune spoon
- hi-density nylocite leg armor
- hibernating robot reindeer
- hibiscus petal
- hideous egg
- high-end ginger wine
- high-pressure seltzer bottle
- high-resistance ultrapolymer plating
- high-speed upgrade
- high-temperature mining drill
- high-temperature mining mask
- high-test fishing line
- hippo tutu
- hippopotamus skirt
- hippy paste
- hipster cocktail
- hoarded candy wad
- hobo code binder
- hobo dungarees
- hobo fortress blueprints
- hobo monkey
- hobo nickel
- hobo paste
- hobo stogie
- hockey stick of furious angry rage
- holiday cheese log
- holiday log
- holiday smorgasbord
- holiday trip around the world
- holistic headache remedy
- hollow rock
- holly-flavored Hob-O
- holo-bomber
- holo-platoon
- holo-tank
- holy bomb, batman
- home robotics kit
- homeless hobo spirit
- homemade robot
- homemade robot gear
- homeopathic healing powder
- honey bun of Boris
- honey stick
- honey-dew
- honey-drenched ham slice
- hopeful candle
- hopping socks
- hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa
- hot ashes
- hot button candy
- hot cluster
- hot clusterbomb
- hot cocoa au beurre
- hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows
- hot daub
- hot daub bun
- hot daub stand
- hot egg
- hot hi mein
- hot jelly
- hot mint schnocolate
- hot spore pod
- hot stuffing
- hot watered rum
- hot wine
- hotel minibar key
- hothammer
- hourglass
- house of twigs and spit
- house-sized mushroom
- housekeeping automa-core
- huge Crimbo cookie
- huge gold coin
- huge mint leaf
- huge pumpkin
- human musk
- hungover chauvinist pig
- hunk of granite
- hushed puppy
- hustler shades
- hyperbolic plasma focuser
- hypnodisk
- iFlail
- iGoogly
- iShield
- ice baby
- ice cream sandwich
- ice hotel bell
- ice pick
- ice porter
- ice rice
- ice sickle
- ice skate decoy
- ice skate doll
- ice skates
- ice stein
- ice wine
- ice-cold Cloaca Zero
- iceberg lettuce
- iceberglet
- iced plum wine
- icing poncho
- icy hairspray
- igloo pie
- illicit fish sauce
- imaginary lemon
- imitation crab crate
- imitation crab meat
- imitation crab zoea
- imitation nice watch
- imitation whetstone
- immense ballet shoes
- immense cyborg hand
- immense free-range mushroom
- imported lemon lozenge
- imported taffy
- improved martini
- impure gasoline
- in-the-box spring shoes
- incense bath ball
- incredibly creepy marionette
- incredibly dense meat gem
- indescribably horrible paste
- indie comic hipster glasses
- industrial fire extinguisher
- industrial frosting
- industrial lubricant
- industrial strength anti-fungal spray
- industrially-crushed ice
- inert sludgepuppy
- infant sandworm
- infernal snowball
- infinite BACON machine
- inflammable leaf
- inflatable LT&T telegraph office
- inflatable baseball bat
- infrablack lipstick
- initiative shawarma
- ink bladder
- inky squid sauce
- innuendo
- insane tophat
- insulated gold wire
- insulting hat
- intact anemone spike
- intact medium-wave antenna
- interesting clod of dirt
- interesting-looking twig
- intergalactic pom poms
- internet point
- interrogative elixir
- intimidating coiffure
- intricate clockwork big hand
- intricate clockwork birdhouse
- intricate clockwork cuckoo
- intricate clockwork disc
- intricate clockwork egg
- intricate clockwork little hand
- intricate clockwork numeral I
- intricate clockwork numeral II
- intricate clockwork numeral III
- intricate clockwork numeral IV
- intricate clockwork numeral IX
- intricate clockwork numeral V
- intricate clockwork numeral VI
- intricate clockwork numeral VII
- intricate clockwork numeral VIII
- intricate clockwork numeral X
- intricate clockwork numeral XI
- intricate clockwork numeral XII
- intricate music box parts
- intriguing puzzle box
- invisibility cream
- invisibility potion
- invisible bag
- invisible potion
- ion grid
- ion-pulse modulation stabilizer
- iron chain
- iron dagger
- iron helmet
- iron torso box
- ironic battle spoon
- ironic jogging shorts
- ironic knit cap
- ironic mint
- ironic moustache
- ironic oversized sunglasses
- irradiated candy cane
- irresistibility potion
- irritability potion
- isotophat
- ittah bittah hookah
- jagged tooth
- jam band
- jam band bootleg
- jamfish jam
- janglin' bones
- jangly bracelet
- jangly spurs
- janitor's mop
- jar full of wind
- jar of fermented pickle juice
- jar of frostigkraut
- jar of magical relish
- jar of psychoses (Jick)
- jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)
- jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)
- jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)
- jar of psychoses (The Old Man)
- jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)
- jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)
- jar of squeeze
- jar of swamp gas
- jar of swamp honey
- jawbruiser
- jazz soap
- jazzy cigarette holder
- jellyfish gel
- jerky coins
- jet bennie marble
- jewel-eyed wizard hat
- jingle bell
- jingling spore pod
- jitterbug larva
- jolly roger tattoo kit
- joybuzzer
- jug of "wine"
- jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
- jug of booze
- jumping horseradish
- kamicorpse-ee
- karma shawarma
- kelp
- kelp-holly drape
- kelp-holly gun
- kerosene-soaked skip
- kevlateflocite helmet
- khaki duffel bag
- kickback cookbook
- kill screen
- killer rag doll
- killing feather
- kilopede skull
- king cookie
- kite
- kitten burglar
- kitty sheet music
- knight cookie
- knuckle sandwich
- kobold kibble
- kobold treasure hoard
- kumquartz
- kumquartz ring
- kumquat supersucker
- lab-grown meat
- labrador cookie
- large pile of sand
- large stone triangle
- laser cannon
- laser targeting chip
- laser-broiled pear
- latte lovers club card
- latte lovers member's mug
- lava balaclava
- lava cake
- lava-proof pants
- lavalarva
- lavawater
- lavender candy heart
- lavender candygram
- lawn dart
- lawnmower blade
- lead collar
- lead umbrella
- leafy browns
- leather aviator's cap
- leather glove
- leechknife
- left bear arm
- left half of a heart necklace
- left-handed melodica
- leftover Crimbo rations
- leftover chocolate bar
- leftover pasty
- leftovers
- leftovers sandwich
- leg-mounted Trainbots
- leggings of the Spider Queen
- lemonade marble
- length of old fuse
- length of string
- lesser grodulated violet
- letterman's jacket
- lewd playing card
- li'l candy corn costume
- li'l ghost costume
- li'l knight costume
- li'l orphan tot
- li'l unicorn costume
- liar's pants
- libertagliatelle
- library card
- licorice boa
- licorice garrote
- licorice root
- licorice snake
- lime supersucker
- limepatch
- limp broccoli
- linguini immondizia bianco
- linguini of the sea
- linoleum crossbow string
- linoleum stick
- linoleum sword hilt
- lint
- lion musk
- lip soup
- liquid SONAR
- liquid bread
- liquid rhinestones
- liquid smoke
- lit leaf lasso
- literal grasshopper
- little box of fireworks
- little deuce cape
- little firkin
- little parachute guy
- little piece of steel
- little red .epub file
- little red book
- little red jam
- little wooden mannequin
- live lobster
- live nautical mine
- live wire
- liver and let pie
- livid energy
- llama lama cria
- llama lama gong
- loaded serum blowgun
- loaf of soda bread
- loafers
- loathing eagle baby-doll shirt
- locked mumming trunk
- lodestone
- logic synthesizer
- lollipop cufflinks
- lollipop stick
- long pork lasagna
- long-forgotten necklace
- longbox of Batfellow comics
- loofah ladle
- loofah lavalier
- loofah lederhosen
- loofah legwarmers
- loofah lei
- loofah lumberjack's hat
- loofah lumps
- loose blade
- lost elf luggage
- lost key
- love
- love song of disturbing obsession
- love song of icy revenge
- love song of naughty innuendo
- love song of smoldering passion
- love song of sugary cuteness
- love song of vague ambiguity
- lovecat tail
- low tide martini
- lowercase a
- lucky Crimbo tiki necklace
- lucky Tam O'Shanter
- lucky Tam O'Shatner
- lucky army helmet
- lucky bottlecap
- lucky cat collar
- lucky cat statue
- lucky cat's paw
- lucky gold ring
- lucky lighter
- lucky moai statuette
- lucky napkin
- lucky rabbitfish fin
- lucky-ish pill
- lump of bauxite
- lump of black ichor
- lump of goofball ore
- lump of loyal latite
- lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter
- lunar isotope
- lupine appetite hormones
- lustrous drippy orb
- lustrous oyster egg
- luxury fly-tying workbench
- lychee chuhai
- lynyrd skinner toothblack
- machetito
- machine elf capsule
- macroplane grater
- mad scientist's sock monkey
- mafia filofax
- mafia middle finger ring
- mafia organizer badge
- mafia pinky ring
- mafia pointer finger ring
- mafia thumb ring
- mafia wedding ring
- magenta seashell
- magic dragonfish fry
- magical baguette
- magical battery
- magical ice cube with a fly in it
- magical pony: Dusk Shiny
- magical pony: Pearjack
- magical pony: Rosey Cake
- magical pony: Shutterfly
- magical pony: Spectrum Dash
- magical pony: Uniquity
- magical sausage
- magical sausage casing
- magicberry tablets
- magnetic field
- magnetic sculpture kit
- magnificent oyster egg
- magnolia blossom
- makeshift castanets
- makeshift sixgun
- malevolent medallion
- mama's squeezebox
- mana-basted tofurkey leg
- mana-coated yams
- mana-fortified cranberry sauce
- mana-stuffed herbal stuffing
- mandarina colada with a fly in it
- mantis skull
- map to Anemone Mine
- map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
- map to Madness Reef
- map to a candy-rich block
- map to the Cursed Village
- map to the Dive Bar
- map to the Marinara Trench
- map to the Mystic Wood
- map to the Putrid Swamp
- map to the Skate Park
- map to the Sprawling Cemetery
- map to the Towering Mountains
- marble maebari
- marble magnet
- marble mantle
- marble mariachi hat
- marble medallion
- marble mignonette bowl
- marble molecules
- marinara jug
- marine aquamarine
- marionette
- marionette collective
- marshmallow bomb
- marshmallow flambé
- marshroom
- martiny
- mashed potatoes
- mass of wriggling tentacles
- massive gemstone
- massive wrench
- mayfly bait necklace
- mayo pump
- meadeorite
- meat from yesterday
- meat st‰¿bing club
- meatball
- meatball machine
- meatloaf helmet
- mechanically-mulled cider
- medium slimy cyst
- medium stone triangle
- megacopia
- melon-infused sake
- melty plastic grenade
- meme generator
- memory of a C
- memory of a CA base pair
- memory of a CG base pair
- memory of a CT base pair
- memory of a G
- memory of a GT base pair
- memory of a T
- memory of an A
- memory of an AG base pair
- memory of an AT base pair
- memory of some delicious amino acids
- menorette
- mentholated wine
- menudo ravioli
- mercenary headband
- mercenary pistol
- mercenary rifle
- mermaid's purse
- mesquito proboscis
- messenger bag RNA
- metal mandible
- metal meteoroid
- metallic foil bow
- metallic foil cat ears
- metallic foil radar dish
- metandienone
- meteor shower cap
- meteorb
- meteoreo
- meteorite earring
- meteorite fragment
- meteorite guard
- meteorite necklace
- meteorite ring
- meteortarboard
- meteorthopedic shoes
- micronova
- microwave stogie
- midget clownfish
- milestone
- military candy cane
- military orb
- military-grade peppermint oil
- mime army camouflage kit
- mime army challenge coin
- mime army infiltration glove
- mime army insignia (cryonics)
- mime army insignia (espionage)
- mime army insignia (infantry)
- mime army insignia (intelligence)
- mime army insignia (morale)
- mime army insignia (psychological warfare)
- mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)
- mime army insignia (sanitation)
- mime army rations
- mime army shotglass
- mime army superserum
- mime army wine
- mime eraser
- mime pocket probe
- mime soul fragment
- mime-proof sunglasses
- mimeplasm
- miming beret
- miming boots
- miming corduroys
- miming gloves
- miming shirt
- mince pie
- mineapple
- mini kiwi
- mini kiwi aioli
- mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition
- mini kiwi bikini
- mini kiwi digitized cookies
- mini kiwi egg
- mini kiwi icepick
- mini kiwi illicit antibiotic
- mini kiwi intoxicating spirits
- mini kiwi invisible dirigible
- mini kiwi silicon tiepin
- mini kiwi tipi
- mini kiwi whipping stick
- mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick
- mini kiwitini
- mini-Mr. Accessory
- mini-marshmallow dispenser
- mini-martini
- miniature Embering Hulk
- miniature Jacob's ladder
- miniature antlers
- miniature castagnets
- miniature coffin
- miniature crystal ball
- miniature deck cannon
- miniature dormouse
- miniature espresso maker
- miniature goose mask
- miniature gravy-covered maypole
- miniature power pill
- miniature pruning shears
- miniature stuffed Goth Giant
- miniature tophat
- minin' dynamite
- miniscule beatbox
- miniscule temporal rip
- mint condition Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
- mint condition magnifying glass
- mint-condition magic wand
- mint-in-box Powerful Glove
- mirrored aviator shades
- misfit dolly
- misfit hobby horse
- misfit teddy bear
- missing semicolon
- missing wine
- moai toai
- moaiball
- model train set
- modern picture frame
- moist Crimbo spices
- moist barrel
- moist sack
- moist sailor's cap
- mole molé
- mole skin notebook
- molehill mountain
- molten brick
- molten medallion
- monkey barf
- monomolecular yo-yo
- monster pants
- monstrous monocle
- mood ring
- moomy dust
- moon-amber
- moon-amber necklace
- mooseflank
- moosemeat pie
- moreltini
- morning dew
- moss floss
- moss mace
- moss mantle
- moss marlinspike
- moss medal
- moss megaphone
- moss mitre
- moss mulch
- mostly rat-hide leggings
- mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine
- mother's necklace
- motivational poster
- mouldering barrel
- mountain lion skin
- mourning wine
- mouth-watering mayolus
- moveable feast
- muculent machete
- muddy skirt
- muffled muffuletta
- mulled blood
- mulled cider
- mulled hobo wine
- mulled wine
- multi-level marzipan
- mummified entombed cookbookbat
- mumming trunk
- mummy costume
- munchies pill
- murderbot component casing
- murderbot live wire
- murderbot mask
- murderbot memory chip
- murderbot monofilament
- murderbot plasma rifle
- murderbot power cell
- murderbot shield unit
- murderbot spring injector
- murderbot whip
- muscle oil
- muscular soup
- mushroom filet
- mushroom slab
- mushroom tea
- mushroom whiskey
- muskox-skin cap
- musty moccasins
- mutant arm
- mutant cactus bud
- mutant crown
- mutant fire ant egg
- mutant gila monster egg
- mutant legs
- mutant rattlesnake egg
- mutated candy lump
- mylar scout drone
- myrrh pouch
- myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
- mysterious chest
- mysterious present
- mystery lollipop
- nachos of the night
- name change form
- nanite-infested candy cane
- nanite-infested eggnog
- nanite-infested fruitcake
- nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear
- nanofiber cloth
- nanorhino credit card
- nasty desk bell
- nasty gum
- nasty snuff
- nasty-smelling moss
- nastygeist
- nativity shorts
- natto marble soda
- natto pocky
- natto-infused sake
- natural magick candle
- naughty fortune teller
- naughty origami kit
- naughty paper shuriken
- nauseating reagent
- navel ring of navel gazing
- ncle leg
- neck wreath
- necrotizing body spray
- neg grog
- nega-mushroom
- nega-mushroom wine
- negative lump
- negotiatin' hammer
- nervous tick egg
- nest egg
- neurostim pill
- neverending wallet chain
- new habit
- newborn kobold
- newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
- nice warm beer
- nicksilver ring
- nicksilver spurs
- night-vision goggles
- ninja eyeblack
- ninja fear powder
- ninja pirate zombie robot
- ninja pirate zombie robot head
- ninjammies
- noir fedora
- non-Euclidean angle
- non-stick pugil stick
- normal barrel
- norwhal helmet
- nosy nose ringy ring
- not-a-pipe
- note from Clancy
- nothingtini
- noticeable pumps
- novelty fruit hat
- novelty monorail ticket
- novelty tattoo sleeves
- noxious gas grenade
- nozzle of the Phoenix
- nuclear stockpile
- nugget of nicksilver
- nugget of quicksilver
- nugget of sicksilver
- nugget of slicksilver
- nugget of thicksilver
- nugget of ticksilver
- nugget of wicksilver
- numberwang
- nurse's hat
- nutcracking pliers
- nylon Christmas stockings
- obnoxious riddle
- obsidian nutcracker
- occult jelly donut
- octolus oculus
- octolus-skin cloak
- octopus's spade
- off-hand balloon
- offensive moustache
- officer's nog
- oil of expertise
- oil of oiliness
- oil-filled donut
- oily paste
- ojo de pez burrito
- old ball and chain
- old chum
- old dry bone
- old patched suit-pants
- old school Mafia knicke½æ
- old school Mafia knickerbockers
- old school calculator watch
- old school flying disc
- old soft shoes
- old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
- old-school pirate grog
- oldcake
- one glove
- one million meat pancakes
- one piece of bubble gum
- one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
- one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill
- one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
- one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano
- one-day ticket to The Glaciest
- onyx bishop
- onyx king
- onyx knight
- onyx pawn
- onyx queen
- onyx rook
- oozenog
- opium grenade
- optimal spreadsheet
- orange and black Crimboween candy
- orange boxing gloves
- orange candy heart
- orange candygram
- orange glowstick
- orange leather lanyard
- orange slime glob
- orange snowcone
- orange traffic cone
- orange-frosted astral cupcake
- orc paste
- organ grinder
- organic potpourri
- origami "gentlemen's" magazine
- origami pasties
- origami riding crop
- oriole-feather headdress
- ornamental sextant
- orphan baby yeti
- out-of-work circus flea
- outlaw bandana
- outrageous sombrero
- over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
- overclocked avian microprocessor
- overflowing gift basket
- overloaded Yule battery
- overloaded micro-reactor
- overloaded short-pulse transistor
- overly-fancy hot cocoa
- overpowering mushroom wine
- oversized fish scaler
- oversized ice molecule
- oversized snowflake
- oxygenated eggnog helmet
- oyster egg balloon
- oyster sauce
- pack of KWE trading card
- pack of pogs
- packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet
- packaged Everfull Dart Holster
- packaged June cleaver
- packaged Jurassic Parka
- packaged Pocket Professor
- packaged Roman Candelabra
- packaged SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
- packaged backup camera
- packaged cold medicine cabinet
- packaged familiar scrapbook
- packaged industrial fire extinguisher
- packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
- packaged luxury garment
- packaged miniature crystal ball
- packaged model train set
- packet of beer seeds
- packet of dragon's teeth
- packet of mayfly bait
- packet of mushroom spores
- packet of pumpkin seeds
- packet of rock seeds
- packet of tall grass seeds
- packet of thanksgarden seeds
- packet of tofurkey gravy
- packet of winter seeds
- page of the Necrohobocon
- paint bomb
- paint palette
- pair of bolt cutters
- pair of candy glasses
- pair of pearidot earrings
- pair of plants
- pair of ragged claws
- pair of scissors
- pair of twitching claws
- paisley spore pod
- palm-frond fan
- panhandle panhandling hat
- panicked kernel
- pantogram
- papaya slung
- paperclip
- paperclip cape
- paperclip pants
- paperclip sproinger
- paperclip turban
- paperclip-on tie
- papier-mâché base
- papier-mâché bowl
- papier-mâché glob
- papier-mâché handle
- papier-mâché plaque
- papier-mâché toothpicks
- papier-mâché trophy piñata
- papier-mâchéte
- papier-mâchaeranthera
- papier-mâchine gun
- papier-mâchuridars
- papier-masque
- papier-mitre
- papier-mochi
- paraffin palazzos
- paraffin pendant
- paraffin pieces
- paraffin pith helmet
- paraffin poncho
- paraffin pseudoaccordion
- paraffin punching bag
- parasitic claw
- parasitic headgnawer
- parasitic strangleworm
- parasitic tentacles
- party balloon
- party beer bomb
- party crasher
- party mouse hat
- party platter for one
- party pup
- party whip
- passable elf mask
- passed-out psychedelic bear
- patch of extra-warm fur
- patent aggression tonic
- patent alacrity tonic
- patent antipsychotics
- patent avarice tonic
- patent invisibility tonic
- patent leather shoes
- patent preventative tonic
- patent sallowness tonic
- pawn cookie
- pea brittle
- peace shooter
- peace turkey outline
- peach lozenge
- peanut brittle shield
- peanut sauce
- pear lozenge
- pear supersucker
- pearidot
- pearl diver's necklace
- pearl diver's ring
- pearlescent oyster egg
- peasco sour
- peaza
- pebble of proud pyrite
- pebblebräu
- pegfinger
- pencil kunai
- penguin focaccia bread
- penguin paste
- penguin thesaurus
- penguin-smacking club
- penguinskin mini-skirt
- pentagram bandana
- peppermint bomb
- peppermint crook
- peppermint donut
- peppermint eel sauce
- peppermint harpoon gun
- peppermint parasol
- peppermint patty
- peppermint pegleg
- peppermint rhino baby
- peppermint spine
- peppermint sprig
- peppermint sprout
- peppermint syrup
- peppermint tack
- peppermint twist
- peppermint-scented socks
- perfect Christmas scarf
- perfect cosmopolitan
- perfect dark and stormy
- perfect ice cube
- perfect mimosa
- perfect negroni
- perfect old-fashioned
- perfect paloma
- perfectly fair coin
- perfectly ordinary frog
- perfume-soaked bandana
- pernicious cudgel
- perpendicular guano
- perpendicular hula with a fly in it
- personal graffiti kit
- personal massager
- personal raindrop
- personalizable gingerbread cookie
- personalized coffee mug
- personalized wassail stein
- pestopiary
- pet anchor
- pet anemone
- pet bad vibe
- pet rock
- pet rock "Groucho" disguise
- pet rock "Snooty" disguise
- petrified time
- petrified wood
- pewter candlestick
- pewter shavings
- phial of coldness
- phial of hotness
- phial of sleaziness
- phial of spookiness
- phial of stench
- phish stick
- photo booth sized crate
- physiostim pill
- pickled bread
- pickled grasshopper
- pickpocket protector
- picky tweezers
- picture of a dead guy's girlfriend
- piece of cake
- piece of coral
- piece of driftwood
- pig-iron bracers
- pig-iron helm
- pig-iron shinguards
- piggy tattoo
- pile of Trainbot parts
- pile of dirt
- pile of gritty sand
- pile of loose snow
- pile of sand
- pile of smoking rags
- pile of useless robot parts
- pilgrim shield
- pin-stripe slacks
- pine cone
- pine cone necklace
- pine tar
- pineapple slab
- ping-pong ball
- ping-pong paddle
- pink candy heart
- pink candygram
- pink glowstick
- pink pinkslip slip
- pink plastic baby
- pink-belly slapper
- pink-frosted astral cupcake
- piping organ pie
- piracetam
- piranha pollen
- pirate brochure
- pirate cream pie
- pirate encryption key (complete)
- pirate encryption key alpha
- pirate encryption key bravo
- pirate encryption key charlie
- pirate encryption key delta
- pirate fork
- pirate hook
- pirate pamphlet
- pirate pantaloons
- pirate paste
- pirate radio ring
- pirate shaving cream
- pirate shirt
- pirate zombie head
- pirate zombie robot head
- piratical blunderbuss
- pirrrate's currrse
- piscatini
- pitted sheet metal
- pixel banana
- pixel beer
- pixel bread
- pixel chain whip
- pixel coin
- pixel cross
- pixel daiquiri
- pixel energy tank
- pixel grappling hook
- pixel holy water
- pixel lemon
- pixel morning star
- pixel orb
- pixel pill
- pixel power cell
- pixel rock
- pixel star
- pixel stopwatch
- pixel whip
- pixel whiskey
- pixellated moneybag
- plague pie
- plaid cowboy hat
- plain bagel
- plain calzone
- plain candy cane
- plain paper hat
- plain snowcone
- plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
- plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
- plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
- plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
- plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
- plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
- plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
- plastic Crimbo reindeer
- plastic Jefferson wings
- plastic bazooka
- plastic bib
- plastic cup of beer
- plastic cup of flat beer
- plastic doll arms
- plastic doll legs
- plastic nightmare troll
- plastic nunchaku
- plastic passion fruit
- plastic piranha pot
- plastic pirate hat
- plastic pumpkin bucket
- plastic spider ring
- plastic vampire fangs
- plate of Frigid Northern Beans
- plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans
- plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans
- plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas
- plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
- plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
- plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans
- plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
- plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
- plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
- plexifoam chin strap
- plexiglass pants
- plexiglass pendant
- plexiglass pikestaff
- plexiglass pinky ring
- plexiglass pith helmet
- plexiglass pocketwatch
- plum lozenge
- plump free-range mushroom
- plump juicy grub
- plunge-leg
- plus one
- plush alielf
- plush alien hamsterpus
- plush dogcat
- plush ferrelf
- plush hamsterpus
- plush mutated alielephant
- plush mutated alielf
- plush sea serpent
- pocket ace
- pocket lint (blue)
- pocket lint (green)
- pocket lint (white)
- pocket maze
- pocket wish
- pocketwatch on a chain
- pog #01 (spider)
- pog #02 (Knob goblin)
- pog #03 (warwelf)
- pog #04 (skleleton)
- pog #05 (ninja snowman)
- pog #06 (filthy hippy)
- pog #07 (orcish frat boy)
- pog #08 (hellion)
- pog #09 (pirate)
- pog #10 (hobo)
- pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)
- pogo stick
- pointy red hat
- poison pen
- poisonous caviar
- poisonsettia
- poker face paint
- polished moon-amber
- polyalloy shield
- polyeaster egg
- polyester pad
- polyester panama hat
- polyester parachute
- polyester peeler
- polyester pettipants
- polyester pulsera
- polyesterene powder
- polymorphic fastening apparatus
- pompadour'd puppy
- poncho de azucar
- ponytail clip
- poodle skirt
- pool of liquid metal
- pool shark hair oil
- pool torpedo
- popcorn
- poppy
- popular tart
- porcelain candy dish
- porcelain pelerine
- porcelain pepper mill
- porcelain phantom mask
- porcelain plus-fours
- porcelain police baton
- porcelain porkpie
- porcelain powder
- porkpocket
- porquoise bracelet
- porquoise-handled sixgun
- portable Mayo Clinic
- portable Othello set
- portable Spacegate
- portable cassette player
- portable corkscrew
- portable dam
- portable housekeeping robot
- portable motorcycle
- portable pantogram
- portable photocopier
- portable ping-pong table
- portable steam unit
- portable table
- possessed sugar cube
- possessed top
- potato alarm clock
- potato jacket
- potato masher
- potent potion of potency
- potion of X-ray vision
- potion of animal rage
- potion of punctual companionship
- potion of spiritual gunkifying
- potion of the captain's hammer
- potion of the field gar
- potion of the litterbox
- potted power plant
- potted tea tree
- pottery barn owl figurine
- pottery club
- pottery hat
- pottery shield
- pottery training pants
- pottery yo-yo
- powdered candy sushi set
- powdered dice
- powdered donut
- powdered gold
- powdered madness
- powdered oxygen
- powdered powdered sugar
- powdered toad horn
- powdered wig
- power pill
- power seed
- pr0n cocktail
- pr0n stir-fry
- prank Crimbo card
- praying Grim Brother
- precision snowball
- prehistoric spear
- prescription noodles
- prescription teeth whitener
- present
- press-on ribs
- pressurized potion of perception
- pressurized potion of perspicacity
- pressurized potion of pneumaticity
- pressurized potion of possessiveness
- pressurized potion of proficiency
- pressurized potion of puissance
- pretty bouquet
- pretty flower
- primitive alien blowgun
- primitive alien booze
- primitive alien loincloth
- primitive alien mask
- primitive alien medicine
- primitive alien necklace
- primitive alien salad
- primitive alien spear
- primitive alien totem
- primitive candy cane
- print screen button
- prismatic wad
- pristine fish scale
- pristine piranha seed
- pristine walrus tusk
- pro skateboard
- profane eye patch
- prohie's hat
- projectile chemistry set
- propeller beanie
- protection stick
- protein paste
- proto-proto-protozoa
- protogenetic chunklet (elbow)
- protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)
- protogenetic chunklet (lips)
- protogenetic chunklet (muscle)
- protogenetic chunklet (synapse)
- protonic accelerator pack
- prototype stimulant
- prussian cathouse with a fly in it
- psychedelic bubble wand
- psychic's amulet
- psychic's circlet
- psychic's crystal ball
- psychic's pslacks
- psycho sweater
- psychoanalytic jar
- psychokinetic energy blob
- puff of smoke
- pufferfish spine
- pulled blue taffy
- pulled green taffy
- pulled indigo taffy
- pulled orange taffy
- pulled red taffy
- pulled violet taffy
- pulled yellow taffy
- pulsing flesh
- pump-up high-tops
- pumpkin
- pumpkin beer
- pumpkin bomb
- pumpkin juice
- pumpkin pie
- pumpkin spice whorl
- pumpkinhead mask
- punch-drunk punch
- punching mirror
- punk patch
- puppet strings
- purple corpsel
- purple glowstick
- purple prose pen
- purple snowcone
- purple-frosted astral cupcake
- purpleheart "pants"
- purpleheart logs
- putty coat
- puzzling ribbon
- puzzling trophy
- pygmy adder oil
- pygmy bugbear shaman
- pygmy dart
- pygmy papers
- pygmy witchhazel
- quadroculars
- quake of arrows
- quantized familiar
- quantized familiar experience
- quantum of familiar
- quantum polarity inducer
- quantum taco
- quantum watch
- queen cookie
- question juice
- questionable taco
- quicksilver ring
- quicksilver spurs
- quirky accordion
- radio button candy
- radioactive chew toy
- radioactive spider venom
- radium-flavored potato chips
- raffle prize box
- raffle ticket
- rag doll
- ragged wool yarn
- rainbow bomb
- rainbow crossbow
- rainbow glitter candle
- rainbow jellybean
- rainbow pearl
- rainbow pearl earring
- rainbow pearl necklace
- rainbow pearl ring
- rainbow sauce
- rainbow tie
- raisin
- rare oboe
- raspberry beret
- ratatouille de Jarlsberg
- ratskin pajama pants
- rattler gland
- rattler rattle
- rattlesnake enrager
- ratty knitted cap
- ravenous eye
- raw bread
- raw cranberry sauce
- raw gravy
- raw green beans
- raw mincemeat
- raw potato
- raw stuffing
- raw sweet potato
- raw turkey
- razor-tipped yo-yo
- real cowboy hat
- realistic cap gun
- really nice lump of coal
- really nice net
- really tiny cocktail shaker
- record of infuriating silence
- record of infuriating silence (used)
- record of menacing silence
- record of menacing silence (used)
- record of tranquil silence
- record of tranquil silence (used)
- recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity
- recording of Chorale of Companionship
- recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
- recording of Elron's Explosive Etude
- recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
- recording of Prelude of Precision
- recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto
- recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
- recovered cufflinks
- recursive spline reticulator
- red China marble
- red LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- red ale
- red and white claret
- red armband
- red coat
- red coin
- red drunki-bear
- red eye
- red face paint
- red foxglove
- red gummi ingot
- red lava globs
- red mana
- red money bag
- red plastic baby
- red plumber's boots
- red polka-dot oyster egg
- red potion
- red rocket
- red shoe
- red snowcone
- red traffic cone
- red tulip
- red wagon
- red white and blue claret
- red-and-green microcamera
- red-and-green sweater
- red-headed corpse
- red-hot jawbreaker
- red-hot knucklebone
- red-hot medallion
- red-hot sausage fork
- red-soled high heels
- red-spotted snapper roe
- redwood rain stick
- reflection of a map
- refrigerated biohazard container
- refurbished air fryer
- regret hose
- regular-size brogurt
- rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
- reindeer hammer
- reindeer sickle
- reliable sixgun
- remorseless knife
- repaid diaper
- replica Elf Guard medal
- replica Ten Dollars
- replica bat-oomerang
- replica key
- research fragment
- residual chitin paste
- residual zeal
- resolution: be feistier
- resolution: be happier
- resolution: be kinder
- resolution: be luckier
- resolution: be more adventurous
- resolution: be sexier
- resolution: be smarter
- resolution: be stronger
- resolution: be wealthier
- respected companion biscuit
- reusable shopping bag
- reverse Tantalus
- reverse-oscillating klystron
- rhesus monkey
- rhinestone
- rhinestone cowhorn
- rhinoceros horn
- ribbon candy ascot
- ribcage rollcage
- riboflavin
- rice bowl
- rickety old unicycle
- ridiculous belt
- ridiculous cocktail
- ridiculous earring
- ridiculous sandwich
- ridiculous sunglasses
- rigging knot
- right bear arm
- right half of a heart necklace
- rigid carapace
- ring
- ring of the Skeleton Lord
- rinky-dink sixgun
- roasted duck
- roasted vegetable focaccia
- roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg
- robin flan
- robin nog
- robin's egg
- roboduck-on-a-string
- robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.
- robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.
- robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.
- robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.
- robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.
- robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.
- robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
- robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.
- robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.
- robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.
- robotronic egg
- [2108]rock
- rock lobster
- rocket fuel
- rockfish stomach
- rockin' wagon with a fly in it
- rocky road ice cream
- rogue swarmer
- roll of Hob-Os
- roll of drink tickets
- roll of meat
- roller skate decoy
- roller skate doll
- rook cookie
- room scale green bean casserole
- root beer barrel
- rope with some soap on it
- rose
- rose-colored glasses
- rotten tomato
- rotting barrel
- rotting beefsteak
- rotting cowskin
- rough fish scale
- round blue bomb
- rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
- rubber WWBD? bracelet
- rubber WWJD? bracelet
- rubber WWSPD? bracelet
- rubber WWtNSD? bracelet
- rubber baby doll
- rubber band gun
- rubber cape
- rubber doll body
- rubber doll head
- rubber emo roe
- rubber gloves
- rubber nubbin
- rubber spatula
- rubber spider
- rum ball
- rum-soaked fruitcake
- rune-strewn spoon cocoon
- runny fermented egg
- runny icing
- runproof mascara
- rusted-out shootin' iron
- rusty broken diving helmet
- rusty compass
- rusty diving helmet
- rusty metal greaves
- rusty metal key
- rusty old lantern
- rusty piece of rebar
- rusty porthole
- rusty rivet
- rusty speargun
- rusty staff
- rusty valve wheel
- rutabuga bag
- rxr shield
- s'more
- s'more gun
- sachet of strange powder
- sack lunch
- saffron antaravasaka
- saffron uttarasanga
- salacious crumbs
- salacious lychee chuhai
- salacious screwdiver
- salmagumdi
- salt plum
- salt plum sake
- salt water taffy
- salted mutton
- saltwaterbed
- salty drippy candy bar
- salty gumdrop
- salty slug
- sampler size toothpaste
- sand dollar
- sane hatrack
- sangria del diablo
- sardine can key
- sausage golem
- sausage without a cause
- sausage wonton
- savings bond
- savory dry noodles
- sawblade fragment
- sawed-off blunderbuss
- scabrous seal epaulets
- scale-mail underwear
- scepter of the Skeleton Lord
- scimitar cozy
- scintillating oyster egg
- scissor duck
- scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker
- scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker
- screwdiver
- scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff
- scroll of Puddingskin
- scroll of minor invulnerability
- scroll of protection from lycanthropes
- scrumptious ice ant
- scrunchie tourniquet
- sea avocado
- sea blueberry
- sea broccoli
- sea cape
- sea carrot
- sea cauliflower
- sea chaps
- sea cowbell
- sea cowboy hat
- sea cucumber
- sea grease
- sea holster
- sea honeydew
- sea jelly
- sea lace
- sea lasso
- sea leather
- sea lychee
- sea mantle
- sea persimmon
- sea radish
- sea salt crystal
- sea salt scrubs
- sea shawl
- sea tangelo
- sea truffle
- sea-worn candlestick
- sealskin drum
- seaode
- seared dino steak
- seaweed
- second-hand knockoff engagement ring
- secret from the future
- secret mummy herbs and spices
- security automa-core
- self-dribbling basketball
- self-repairing earmuffs
- senate fly thorax
- sensitive poetry journal
- sentient meat mass
- sequin-encrusted sweater
- servomechanical torsion facilitator
- set of Unobtainium straps
- set of jacks
- severed rocking horse head
- sew-on bandage
- sewage-clogged pistol
- sewer nuggets
- sewer wad
- shadow bread
- shadow brick
- shadow candle
- shadow candy
- shadow chef's hat
- shadow flame
- shadow fluid
- shadow glass
- shadow hammer
- shadow hot dog
- shadow ice
- shadow martini
- shadow monocle
- shadow nectar
- shadow needle
- shadow pill
- shadow sausage
- shadow sinew
- shadow skin
- shadow stick
- shadow trousers
- shadow venom
- shadowy cat claw
- shadowy cheat sheet
- shady shades
- shaker of dry rub
- shaking skull
- sham champagne
- shamanic ham
- shapeless wide-brimmed hat
- shard of double-ice
- shark cartilage
- shark jumper
- shark tooth
- shark tooth necklace
- sharkfin gumbo
- sharp tin strip
- sharpened hubcap
- shavin' razor
- shaving cream
- shells a la shellfish
- shield of the Skeleton Lord
- shim of shame shale
- shin gourds
- shining goblet
- shining halo
- shining star cap
- shiny brass tailfeathers
- shiny tribal beads
- shipwright's hammer
- shock belt
- shoe ad T-shirt
- shoe gum
- shoo-fish pie
- shooting morning star
- shopkeeper beard
- short beer
- short deposition
- short glass of water
- short stack of pancakes
- short stick of butter
- short white
- shortest-order cook
- shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
- shot of flower schnapps
- shot of granola liqueur
- shot of mescal
- shot of nepenthe schnapps
- shot of wasp venom
- shoulder-mounted Trainbot
- shoulder-warming lotion
- shovelful of dirt
- shrapnel jelly donut
- shrimp cocktail
- shrine to the Barrel god
- shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
- shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo
- shroomtini
- shuddering cow skull
- shushed potatoes
- sicksilver ring
- sicksilver spurs
- siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
- signal fragment
- signal receiver
- silent A
- silent B
- silent C
- silent D
- silent E
- silent F
- silent G
- silent H
- silent I
- silent J
- silent K
- silent L
- silent M
- silent N
- silent O
- silent P
- silent Q
- silent R
- silent S
- silent T
- silent U
- silent V
- silent W
- silent X
- silent Y
- silent Z
- silent beret
- silent nightlight
- silicon-infused gluteal shield
- silk garter snake
- silky pirate drawers
- silver Dreadsylvanian flask
- silver cheese-slicer
- silver cow skull
- silver face paint
- silver keg
- silver sausage
- silver shotgun shell
- silver table-scraper
- simple AI
- single atom
- single entendre
- single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
- single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
- single-serving herbal stuffing
- single-use dust mask
- sinister altar fragment
- sinister ancient tablet
- sinister demon mask
- sinister-looking cat
- sinistral homunculus
- six tiny wedges of goat cheese
- six-armed sweater
- six-rainbow shield
- sizzling desk bell
- skate blade
- skate board
- skate skates
- skate skin
- skelelton spine
- skeletal banana
- skeletal scabbard
- skeleton
- skeleton beans
- skeleton quiche
- skeleton skis
- skewered cherry
- skewered jumbo olive
- skewered lime
- skin oil
- skull capacitor
- skull gearshift knob
- skull with a fuse in it
- skull-shaped Crimboween cookie
- skulldozer egg
- slab of sponge
- slap and slap again
- slap and slap again recipe
- slap and tickle with a fly in it
- sleaze cluster
- sleaze clusterbomb
- sleaze jelly
- sleazy bindle
- sleazy hi mein
- sleeping patriotic eagle
- sleeping piano cat
- sleeping profane parrot
- sleeping snowy owl
- sleeping stocking
- sleeve deuce
- slice of pizza
- slick fish meat
- slicksilver ring
- slicksilver spurs
- slightly thicker filthy rags
- slime fedora
- slime knuckles
- slime shooter
- slime stack
- slime waders
- slime-covered club
- slime-covered compass
- slime-covered greaves
- slime-covered helmet
- slime-covered lantern
- slime-covered necklace
- slime-covered shovel
- slime-covered speargun
- slime-covered staff
- slime-soaked brain
- slime-soaked hypophysis
- slime-soaked sweat gland
- slimy alveolus
- slimy chest
- slimy fermented bile bladder
- slimy paste
- slimy sweetbreads
- slippery when wet shield
- slow jam collection
- sludgesicle
- slug of rum
- slug of shochu
- slug of vodka
- small Crimbo Pressie
- small pile of sand
- small slimy cyst
- small stone triangle
- smashed danish
- smellbook
- smelted roe
- smile-sharpening stone
- smoked potsherd
- smoker's cloak
- smoking grass
- smoking talon
- smoldering bagel punch
- smoldering box
- smoldering leafcutter ant egg
- smooth mushroom wine
- smooth velvet bra
- smooth velvet hanky
- smooth velvet hat
- smooth velvet pants
- smooth velvet pocket square
- smooth velvet shirt
- smooth velvet socks
- smut orc sunglasses
- snake skin
- snakeskin cowboy hat
- snakeskin jacket
- snakeskin thighboots
- snapdragon pistil
- sneakeasies
- snow belly
- snow halo
- snow hat
- snow pants
- snowball
- snowman-enchanting tophat
- snowpack
- snowstick
- sober pill
- sock garters
- sock monkey
- soft cap of diminishing returns
- software bug
- software glitch
- soggy elf shoes
- soggy gingerbread chunk
- soggy seed packet
- soggy used band-aid
- soggy wofl t-shirt
- soilzerac
- solid asbestos box
- solid chrome box
- solid gold jewel
- solid linoleum box
- solid state loom
- sonar fishfinder
- sorority brain
- sorority girl's box
- soul coin
- soul doorbell
- soul knife
- soul mask
- soul monocle
- sour ball and chain
- souvenir flag
- soy cordial
- soyburger juice
- space blanket
- space chowder
- space jam
- space jam toast
- space jellybicycle
- space marine flash grenade
- space pirate treasure map
- space planula
- space trooper helmet
- space wine
- spade necklace
- spagecialetti
- spaghetti breakfast
- spaghetti con calaveras
- spaghetti with ghost balls
- spaghetti-box banjo
- spangly unitard
- spant backplate
- spant chitin
- spant egg casing
- spant shield
- spant shoulderpads
- spant spear
- spant tendon
- spants
- spare battery
- spare chocolate parts
- spare neck bolts
- sparking robo-battery
- sparkling orb
- sparkly engagement ring
- spearfish fishing spear
- special clip: boneburners
- special clip: graveburpers
- special clip: splatterers
- special clip: squelchers
- special clip: tracers
- special clip: wailers
- special edition Batfellow comic
- special sauce glove
- specialty ammo bandolier
- speed limit shield
- spice melange
- spicy jerky stick
- spider leg
- spidercow eye-cluster
- spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
- spinning wheel
- spiritual candy cane
- spiritual eggnog
- spiritual fruitcake
- spiritual gingerbread
- splendid martini
- sponge helmet
- spongy shield
- spooky bark
- spooky bindle
- spooky cluster
- spooky clusterbomb
- spooky eggnog
- spooky felt
- spooky gravy fairy warlock hat
- spooky hi mein
- spooky hockey mask
- spooky jelly
- spooky lasso
- spooky length of string
- spooky rattling cigar box
- spooky sap
- spooky stuffing
- spooky toy wheel
- spooky wooden block
- spoon!
- spray chrome
- spring shoes
- sprinkle-begging cup
- sprinkles
- spruce juice
- squamous polyp
- square CRIMBCOOKIE
- square sponge pants
- squeaky toy rose
- squirming Slime larva
- squirming egg sac
- squirmy violent party snack
- stained glass serape
- stained glass shards
- stained glass shield
- stained glass shiv
- stained glass spectacles
- stained glass stetson
- stained glass suspenders
- stained hard candy
- stained mattress
- stainless steel scarf
- stainless steel shillelagh
- stainless steel skullcap
- stainless steel slacks
- stainless steel solitaire
- stainless steel suspenders
- stale Cheer-E-Os
- stale cheer wine
- standard-issue cupcake
- standards and practices guide
- stapler bear
- star pop
- status cymbal
- stealth bomber
- steamed oyster
- steaming evil
- steampunk potion
- steel drivin' hammer
- steel knuckles
- steel sword
- steely marble
- stench cluster
- stench clusterbomb
- stench jelly
- sterno-flavored Hob-O
- stick of "gum"
- stick of firewood
- stick-on eyebrow piercing
- stick-on gnome beard
- stick-on-a-string
- sticky gloves
- sticky hand whip
- sticky lava globs
- sticky meat skirt
- sticky sword blade
- still grill
- stink-penny
- stinkin' bindle
- stinking agaricus
- stinkwater
- stinky cheese ball
- stinky cheese diaper
- stinky cheese eye
- stinky cheese sword
- stinky cheese wheel
- stinky fannypack
- stinky hi mein
- stomach turnover
- stomp box
- stop shield
- strange cube
- strange paste
- strange shiny disc
- strange stalagmite
- strange stone pyramid
- straw hat
- straw pole
- strawberry supersucker
- strawberry-flavored Hob-O
- strawberyl
- strawberyl necklace
- streetfighting champion's belt
- stress ball
- string of Crimbo lights
- string of blue beads
- string of dingle balls
- string of green beads
- string of moist beads
- string of red beads
- stringy sinew
- structural ember
- stuffed "L"
- stuffed Baron von Ratsworth
- stuffed Cheshire bitten
- stuffed Hodgman
- stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech
- stuffed Meat
- stuffed Mob Penguin
- stuffed alien blob
- stuffed angry cow
- stuffed astral badger
- stuffed baby gravy fairy
- stuffed bandersnatch
- stuffed carpenter
- stuffed caterpillar
- stuffed club
- stuffed cocoabo
- stuffed crazy bastard sword
- stuffed dinosaur
- stuffed dodo
- stuffed doppelshifter
- stuffed flaming gravy fairy
- stuffed frozen gravy fairy
- stuffed gray blob
- stuffed hand turkey
- stuffed key
- stuffed kraken
- stuffed martini
- stuffed mind flayer
- stuffed mink
- stuffed monocle
- stuffed pocketwatch
- stuffed porpoise
- stuffed red and green pepper (stale)
- stuffed scary death orb
- stuffed sleazy gravy fairy
- stuffed snowy owl
- stuffed spooky gravy fairy
- stuffed stinky gravy fairy
- stuffed teddy butler
- stuffed tin of caviar
- stuffed treasure chest
- stuffed undead elbow macaroni
- stuffed walrus
- stuffed yam stinkbomb
- stuffed yo-yo
- stuffed-shirt scarecrow
- stuffing fluffer
- sturdy Crimbo crate
- stylish swimsuit
- styrofoam peanuts
- sub-molecular interocitor
- subscription cocoa dispenser
- sucker bucket
- sucker hakama
- sucker kabuto
- sucker scaffold
- sucker tachi
- sugar banana
- sugar bunny
- sugar chapeau
- sugar cherry
- sugar fairy
- sugar lime
- sugar raygun
- sugar shank
- sugar shard
- sugar sheet
- sugar shield
- sugar shillelagh
- sugar shirt
- sugar shorts
- sugar shotgun
- sugar sphere
- sugarplum ration
- suggestive strozzapreti
- sun-dried tofu
- sundae ration
- super good fruit
- super-heated leaf
- super-size brogurt
- super-sweet boom box
- super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)
- superduperball
- superduperheated metal
- superheated fudge
- superheated metal
- superhero mask
- supportive bra
- surprisingly capacious handbag
- sushi doily
- sushi-rolling mat
- suspicious package
- suspicious stocking
- suspicious-looking fedora
- swamp haunch
- sweat-ade
- sweaty balsam
- sweet nutcracker
- sweet party mix
- sweet potato o' mine
- sweet potato punch
- sweet tooth
- sweetened reindeer fat
- swirling mushroom wine
- synaptic soup
- synthetic dog hair pill
- synthetic rock
- synthetic stuffing
- tabletop candy dispenser
- tailbone shield
- tainted icing
- tainted milk
- talisman of Seshat
- talkative skull
- talking spade
- tangarita with a fly in it
- tankard of ale
- tankard of spiced Goldschlepper
- tankard of spiced rum
- tapped black lotus
- tarnished bottlecap
- tarnished luggage key
- tarnished metal ring
- tarnished metal rod
- tasteful black bow tie
- tasty louse
- tattered paper crown
- tattoo gun
- tattoo of two turkeys
- teacher's pen
- tearaway pants
- teddy bear
- teddy bear sewing kit
- teddy borg
- teddy borg sewing kit
- teflon ore
- teflon shield
- teflon spatula
- teflon swim fins
- temperance whiskey
- temporary X tattoos
- temporary teardrop tattoo
- temporary tribal tattoo
- temporary yak tattoo
- tempura air
- tempura avocado
- tempura broccoli
- tempura carrot
- tempura cauliflower
- tempura cucumber
- tempura green and red bean
- tempura radish
- tennis ball
- terra cotta tambourine
- terra cotta tidbits
- terra cotta tie tack
- terra cotta tongs
- terra cotta train
- terra cotta trousers
- terra cotta truss
- terra panna cotta
- testy toolbox
- thanksgiving bomb
- thanksgiving turkey
- the Archwizard's briefs
- the Crymbich Manuscript
- the Crymbich Manuscript (used)
- the Ley Incursion's waist
- the finger
- the kindest cold cut
- the most dangerous bait
- theoretical string
- thermos of "whiskey"
- thermos of brew
- thick walrus blubber
- thicksilver ring
- thicksilver spurs
- thin gold wire
- third ear
- thriftshop coupon
- throbbing organ pie
- throbbing rage gland
- throwin' ember
- throwing bone
- throwing wrench
- thyme jelly donut
- ticksilver ring
- ticksilver spurs
- tie-dye headband
- tie-dyed fannypack
- tied-up flaming leaflet
- tied-up flaming monstera
- tied-up leaviathan
- tightly-wound spine
- time halo
- time helmet
- time residue
- time shuriken
- time sleigh
- time sword
- time trousers
- time's arrow
- tin cup
- tin cup of mulligan stew
- tin drum
- tin foil
- tin magnolia
- tin of submardines
- tin rations
- tin roof (rusted)
- tin snips
- tin star
- tin tam
- tin thermos of chai
- tinsel fin
- tinsel orb
- tiny Tina gun
- tiny baby scorpion
- tiny ballet slippers
- tiny barrel
- tiny bindle
- tiny black hole
- tiny bomb
- tiny bottle of absinthe
- tiny canopic jar
- tiny cell phone
- tiny consolation ribbon
- tiny costume wardrobe
- tiny do-rag
- tiny domino mask
- tiny ember
- tiny fly glasses
- tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker
- tiny glowing red nose
- tiny goth giant
- tiny handful of mixed nuts
- tiny makeup kit
- tiny nose-bone fetish
- tiny plastic "Santa Claus"
- tiny plastic 11 Dealer
- tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf
- tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo
- tiny plastic Abuela's cottage
- tiny plastic Armory
- tiny plastic Axe Wound
- tiny plastic Bar
- tiny plastic Best Game Ever
- tiny plastic Big Candy
- tiny plastic Black Knight
- tiny plastic Bonerdagon
- tiny plastic Boris
- tiny plastic Boss Bat
- tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ
- tiny plastic Café Elf
- tiny plastic Cafe
- tiny plastic Captain Kerkard
- tiny plastic Cheer Core
- tiny plastic Colonel Brando
- tiny plastic Crimbo Casino
- tiny plastic Crimbo caroler
- tiny plastic Crimbo cheer
- tiny plastic Crimbo elf
- tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer
- tiny plastic Crimbo wreath
- tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva
- tiny plastic Crimbomination
- tiny plastic Crimborgatron
- tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram
- tiny plastic Dolph Bossin
- tiny plastic Don Crimbo
- tiny plastic Dr. Awkward
- tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny
- tiny plastic Ed the Undying
- tiny plastic Factory
- tiny plastic Felonia
- tiny plastic Fudge Wizard
- tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej
- tiny plastic Hellion
- tiny plastic Iiti Kitty
- tiny plastic Jarlsberg
- tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud
- tiny plastic Knob Goblin King
- tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist
- tiny plastic Knows About Chakras
- tiny plastic Krampus
- tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven
- tiny plastic Mer-kin baker
- tiny plastic Mirth
- tiny plastic Mob Penguin
- tiny plastic Mr. Mination
- tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
- tiny plastic Penny
- tiny plastic Protagonist
- tiny plastic Rudolph the Red
- tiny plastic Scream Queen
- tiny plastic Sneaky Pete
- tiny plastic Spunky Princess
- tiny plastic St. Patrick
- tiny plastic Susie
- tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf
- tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski
- tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare
- tiny plastic Trouser Snake
- tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo
- tiny plastic XXX pr0n
- tiny plastic Your Brain
- tiny plastic abominable fudgeman
- tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll
- tiny plastic angry bugbear
- tiny plastic angry vikings
- tiny plastic anime smiley
- tiny plastic apathetic lizardman
- tiny plastic bad vibe
- tiny plastic beanbat
- tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar
- tiny plastic blooper
- tiny plastic brainsweeper
- tiny plastic briefcase bat
- tiny plastic caboose
- tiny plastic chem lab
- tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite
- tiny plastic coal car
- tiny plastic colollilossus
- tiny plastic conservationist hippy
- tiny plastic cubist bull
- tiny plastic dining car
- tiny plastic disco bandit
- tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"
- tiny plastic fat stack of cash
- tiny plastic fax machine
- tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus
- tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker
- tiny plastic food lab
- tiny plastic four-shadowed mime
- tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire
- tiny plastic golden gundam
- tiny plastic goth giant
- tiny plastic hermit
- tiny plastic hobo elf
- tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box
- tiny plastic lobsterfrogman
- tiny plastic locomotive
- tiny plastic mime executive
- tiny plastic mime functionary
- tiny plastic mime scientist
- tiny plastic mime soldier
- tiny plastic multi-level marketer
- tiny plastic mutant elf
- tiny plastic ninja snowman
- tiny plastic nog lab
- tiny plastic orphan
- tiny plastic passenger car
- tiny plastic pastamancer
- tiny plastic primary lab
- tiny plastic protector spectre
- tiny plastic reindeer
- tiny plastic scary clown
- tiny plastic sea elf
- tiny plastic skeletal reindeer
- tiny plastic smarmy pirate
- tiny plastic spiny skelelton
- tiny plastic spoiler
- tiny plastic spooky vampire
- tiny plastic stocking mimic
- tiny plastic strand of DNA
- tiny plastic sweet nutcracker
- tiny plastic sword
- tiny plastic topiary golem
- tiny plastic trollipop
- tiny plastic warwelf
- tiny plastic whitesnake
- tiny plastic wild beaver
- tiny plastic yuleviathan
- tiny plastic zmobie
- tiny prop sword
- tiny slimy cyst
- tiny stillsuit
- tiny top hat and cane
- toast with cold jelly
- toast with hot jelly
- toast with jam
- toast with sleaze jelly
- toast with spooky jelly
- toast with stench jelly
- toasted brie
- tobiko marble soda
- tobiko pocky
- tobiko-infused sake
- toe jam
- toe jam toast
- tofu wonton
- tofurkey nugget
- toggle switch (Bartend)
- toggle switch (Bounce)
- tomato daiquiri
- tomato soup poster
- tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie
- tonguebone
- tonic o' Banderas
- too legit potion
- tooth cap
- toothbrush
- toothsome rock
- toothy trousers
- top
- topeé
- topiary necktie
- topiary noseplugs
- topiary nugglet
- topiary skunk
- topiary tights
- tortoise's blessing
- totally sweet mohawk helmet
- tourmalime
- tourmalime tourniquet
- toxic globule
- toxic mop
- toxo
- toy crazy train
- toy deathbot
- toy hoverpad
- toy jet pack
- toy maglev monorail
- toy mercenary
- toy ray gun
- toy six-seater hovercraft
- toy sixgun
- toy soldier
- toy space helmet
- toy taijijian
- toy train
- toy wheel
- traditional Crimbo cookie
- traffic jam
- traffic jam toast
- train whistle
- training scroll: Shattering Punch
- training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique
- training scroll: Snokebomb
- trampled ticket stub
- transdermal smoke patch
- transmission from planet Xi
- transparent nog
- transparent pants
- transporter transponder
- traumatic holiday memory
- tree skirt
- tree-eating kite
- tree-shaped Crimbo cookie
- trench coat
- trench lighter
- triad summoning scroll
- triangular CRIMBCOOKIE
- trick coin
- triggerfingerbone
- trilobite candy mold
- trilobite fossil
- triple barreled barrel gun
- tropical Crimbo pressie
- tropical paperweight
- tropical wrapping paper
- trousers of the white knight
- trout fang
- trusty torch
- tryptophan dart
- tube of cranberry Go-Goo
- tube of herbal ointment
- tube of pendulum lube
- tube of villain white
- turchucken
- turkey blaster
- turkish mostaccioli
- turtle mud
- turtle voicebox
- twice-haunted screwdriver
- twitching claw
- twitching trigger finger
- two meat muck
- ultimate wad
- ultra-deluxe cupcake
- ultra-soft ferns
- ultracalcium
- ultrafondue
- una poca de gracia
- unappetizing mayolus
- unbearable light
- unbreakable umbrella
- uncanny desk bell
- uncapped blue lava bottle
- uncapped green lava bottle
- uncapped red lava bottle
- undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella
- underwater slingshot
- undissolvable contact lenses
- undrilled cosmic bowling ball
- unearthed potsherd
- unearthed volcanic meteoroid
- unemployed hunchbacked minion
- unevolved organism
- unfinished fruitcake
- unfinished pleasure
- unfortunate dumplings
- unholy water
- uniclops egg
- unidentifiable dried fruit
- unidentified drink
- uninteresting mayolus
- universal biscuit
- unlocked meat locker
- unoccupied sheep suit
- unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
- unopened diabolic pizza cube box
- unopened tiny stillsuit
- unpowered Robortender
- unremarkable duffel bag
- unsanitized scalpel
- unsmoothed velvet
- unspeakable lozenges
- unstable DNA
- unstable laser battery
- untorn tearaway pants package
- unused soap
- unusual oil
- unwound cymbal-playing monkey
- unwound mechanical songbird
- unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
- upsy daisy
- urchin roe
- valuable coin
- vampagne
- vampire duck-on-a-string
- vampyric cloake
- vampyric cloake pattern
- van key
- vanilla-frosted king cake
- veiny spore pod
- velcro boots
- velcro broadsword
- velcro ore
- velcro paddle ball
- velcro shield
- velour valise
- velour vambraces
- velour vaqueros
- velour veil
- velour veneer
- velour viscometer
- velour voulge
- velvet choker
- vengeful spirit
- very fancy whiskey
- very hot lunch
- very large caltrop
- very small red dress
- vesper
- vial of blood simple syrup
- vial of holy water
- vial of hot blood
- vial of humanoid growth hormone
- vial of patchouli oil
- vial of swamp vapors
- vibrating cyborg knife
- vibrating mushroom
- villainous scythe
- vintage smart drink
- vinyl boots
- vinyl ore
- vinyl shield
- violent pastilles
- viral DNA
- viral video
- virgin jello shot
- viscous lava globs
- vitachoconutriment capsule
- vitamin G pill
- vodka barracuda
- vodka stinger
- void burger
- void lager
- void shard
- void stone
- volcanic ash
- voodoo doll
- voodoo glowskull
- voodoo snuff
- voter registration form
- votive candle
- votive of confidence
- wad of Crovacite
- wad of cotton
- wad of slimy rags
- wad of spider silk
- waders
- waffle
- walrus ice cream
- wand of fudge control
- wand of pigification
- warbear bearserker greaves
- warbear black box
- warbear ceremonial party pants
- warbear dress bracers
- warbear dress greaves
- warbear dress helmet
- warbear drone assembler
- warbear drone codes
- warbear electric long johns
- warbear electric warscarf
- warbear electro-spiked helm
- warbear empathy chip (used)
- warbear fancy fedora
- warbear feathered fedora
- warbear fleece-lined long johns
- warbear fleece-lined warscarf
- warbear goggles
- warbear heated ushanka
- warbear high festival pants
- warbear laser bowtie
- warbear lined ushanka
- warbear liquid lasers
- warbear metalworking primer (used)
- warbear nuclear bowtie
- warbear plasma bowtie
- warbear polarized goggles
- warbear snowblindness goggles
- warbear spiked helm
- warbear superpotion
- warbear warscarf
- wardrobe-o-matic
- warehouse clerk's glasses
- warehouse key
- warehouse walkie-talkie
- warm fur
- warm gravy
- warm war shawarma
- wasabi marble soda
- wasabi pocky
- wasabi-infused sake
- washboard shield
- water balloon
- water log
- water purification pills
- water-polo cap
- water-polo mitt
- watered-down Red Minotaur
- waterlogged bootstraps
- waterlogged cloth
- waterlogged crate
- waterlogged leather
- waterlogged metal
- waterlogged stuffing
- waterlogged wood
- watermelon
- watermelon seed
- wax banana
- wax booze
- wax face
- wax hand
- wax hat
- wax lips
- wax pancake
- wax pants
- weathered barrel
- webbed comic mask
- wedge of gray cheese
- weedy skirt
- weegee sqouija
- weighted paperclip chain
- weird gazelle steak
- western-style skinning knife
- wet tack
- wet venom duct
- whale cerebrospinal fluid
- whalecake
- whalegun
- whalesteak
- wheel
- wheel of camembert
- whet stone
- whimpering willow bark
- whirled peas
- whisker pencil
- whiskey in a broken glass
- whiskey squeeze
- white Crimbo ball
- white Dreadsylvanian
- white Xanadian
- white arm towel
- white blood cells
- white candy heart
- white candygram
- white chocolate and tomato pizza
- white earbuds
- white elephant gift
- white mana
- white money bag
- white page
- white tulip
- white wine
- white-label gin
- whole roasted chicken
- whoopie cushion
- wicker clicker
- wicker kickers
- wicker knickers
- wicker slicker
- wicker sticker
- wicker ticker
- wickerbits
- wicksilver ring
- wicksilver spurs
- willowy bonnet
- willyweed
- wind-up chattering teeth
- wind-up meatcar
- wind-up spider
- windicle
- wings of fire
- wintergreen-flavored potato chips
- witch hat
- wizard action figure
- wok lobster
- wolf whistle
- wolfman mask
- wolfskull mask
- wooden block
- wooden spoon
- woolen cravat
- worksite credentials
- world's most unappetizing beverage
- wormwood stick
- wormwood wedding ring
- worst candy
- wrapped candy cane sword cane
- wrapping paper
- wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie
- wrestling mask
- wriggling severed nose
- wriggling tentacle
- wriggling worm
- wristwatch of the white knight
- writhing drippy candy bar
- wrought-iron flakes
- wrought-iron waders
- wrought-iron walker
- wrought-iron whisk
- wrought-iron widget
- wrought-iron wig
- wrought-iron winch crank
- wumpus hair
- wumpus-hair bolo
- wumpus-hair loincloth
- wumpus-hair net
- wumpus-hair sweater
- wumpus-hair whip
- wumpus-hair wig
- x-ray mirror
- x-ray specs
- xo-skeleton-in-a-box
- yakskin skirt
- yam
- yam and swiss
- yam battery
- yam burrito
- yam candy
- yam martini
- yam mayo
- yam slider
- yellow candy heart
- yellow candygram
- yellow drunki-bear
- yellow glowstick
- yellow gummi ingot
- yellow matter custard
- yellow pixel
- yellow pixel potion
- yellow puck
- yellow puck with a bow on it
- yellow rocket
- yellow seashell
- yellow snowcone
- yellow traffic cone
- yield shield
- yo
- yo-yo
- your own black heart
- yule grog
- yule gruel
- yule hatchet
- yule pup
- yuletide troll chrysalis
- yummy death watch beetle
- zen motorcycle
- zombie
- zombie accordion
- zombie dinosaur egg
- zombie hollandaise
- zombie mariachi hat
- zombie mariachi pants
- zombie monkey necklace
- zombie pineal gland