Museum :: Space Ace

Space Ace

Rank	Item	Quantity
#69	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	7
#232	"caramel" orange	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#57	1,970 carat gold	27
#1437	1-ball	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#49	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1017	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#102	4-dimensional guitar	27
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#395	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#97	Accordion of Jordion	1
#83	Afternoon Delight	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2097	Angry Farmer candy	1
#1131	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#109	Atomic Pop	8
#68	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#680	BGE merchandise order form	4
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#404	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	27
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#613	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#36	Bit O' Quail Spleen	7
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#51	Bloody Nora	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1262	Bonerdagon necklace	6
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#528	Boss Bat bling	6
#1788	Boss Bat britches	4
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#385	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	18
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#127	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#55	Bustle Hustler	1
#65	C.H.U.M. chum	35
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#90	CRIMBCO lanyard	7
#1164	CRIMBCO mug	6
#516	CRIMBCO scrip	427
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#534	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#69	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#47	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#34	Cheer-Up soda	27
#85	Cherry Cloaca Cola	27
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#173	Chroner	427
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#77	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#169	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1121	Cloaca grenade	7
#554	Cloaca-Cola	57
#942	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#429	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1365	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#164	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#400	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	6
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#689	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#97	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#271	Crimbo Credit	27
#680	Crimbo candied pecan	13
#105	Crimbo candle	2
#717	Crimbo fudge	12
#639	Crimbo peppermint bark	14
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#84	Crimbo salad	7
#57	Crimbo tattoo kit	2
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#175	Crimbojito	1
#58	Crimbolex watch	2
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#101	Crimbonium fuel rod	27
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#37	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	3
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#169	Crimbot battery	6
#311	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	6
#96	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	5
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#125	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	4
#46	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	11
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#67	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	8
#65	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	8
#87	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	7
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#319	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	6
#45	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	12
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#276	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	8
#282	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	3
#103	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	4
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#284	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	8
#35	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	13
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#281	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#313	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
#345	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	4
#64	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	8
#9	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	3
#9	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	2
#126	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#2124	Crimbuck	27
#2652	Crown of the Goblin King	5
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#225	D roll	27
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#145	DUFRESNE Suds	27
#47	Dad's brandy	1
#55	Dark & Starry	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#311	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	20
#70	Diet Cloaca Cola	27
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#191	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#317	Dolphin King's crown	14
#516	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	10
#282	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	13
#1339	Drowsy Sword	8
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#953	Dyspepsi grenade	9
#490	Dyspepsi-Cola	127
#655	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#121	Effermint™ tablets	27
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#100	El Vibrato drone	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#101	Everlasting Deckswabber	7
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#57	Firewater	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#128	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#182	Friendliness Beverage	27
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#311	Frosty's frosty mug	5
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#126	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#156	Gaia beads	27
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#44	Glo-Pop	7
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#595	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#51	Gnollish sangria	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#82	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	5
#870	Go-Wassail	6
#90	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#67	Great Older Fashioned	1
#344	Green Clover of Justice	6
#185	Green Manalishi	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#1143	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#15	Hersey™ SMOOCH	27
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#120	Holiday Fun!	1
#72	How to Avoid Scams	27
#80	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#145	Iiti Kitty phone charm	27
#415	Imp Ale	427
#226	Inner Strength	2
#163	Inner Truth	3
#48	Inner Wisdom	5
#619	Instant Karma	7
#470	Iron Beta of Industry	16
#92	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#621	Jocko Homo's head	3
#102	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	27
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#835	Kissin' Cousins	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#476	Knob Goblin elite shirt	10
#1008	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#747	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#170	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#647	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#669	LED block	1
#240	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#816	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#2764	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	4
#417	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	17
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#898	M-242	4
#216	MSG	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1760	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#37	Marltini	1
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#706	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#136	Mer-kin foodbucket	3
#137	Mer-kin healscroll	4
#103	Mer-kin hidepaint	3
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#132	Mer-kin killscroll	3
#112	Mer-kin prayerbeads	3
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#49	Mer-kin saltmint	1
#54	Mer-kin saltsquid	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#52	Mer-kin thingpouch	27
#374	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
#90	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
#180	Milk Studs	27
#26	Mini-Crimbot crate	4
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#243	Mountain Stream soda	127
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#374	NG	1
#566	NPZR chemistry set	2
#106	Nardz energy beverage	9
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#98	New Cloaca-Cola	4
#230	New Zealand iced tea	27
#38	Newark	1
#163	Newbiesport™ tent	27
#767	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	5
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#476	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#869	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#613	PADL Phone	1
#208	PEEZ dispenser	27
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#166	Pink Heart of Spirit	6
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#51	Psychotic Train wine	27
#52	R'lyeh	1
#70	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#941	Ram's Face Lager	1
#63	Regular Cloaca Cola	27
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#18	Rethinking Candy	2
#1515	Rock Pops	21
#191	Rock and Roll Legend	10
#150	Roman sadnals	1
#233	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#21	SMOOCH soda	427
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#111	Sacramento wine	1
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#887	Schrödinger's thermos	4
#801	Senior Mints	4
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#70	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#36	Siberian sunrise	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#18	Sketcherz™	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#50	Slippery Knob	1
#87	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#617	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#22	Smuggler's Punch	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#443	Snow Queen Crown	4
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#402	Steal This Candy	4
#51	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
#213	Strix stix	3
#62	Suffering Sinner	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#209	Swizzler	27
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#546	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	15
#576	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	12
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#571	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	12
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#480	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	6
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#23	The Big Book of Communism	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#79	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#66	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#76	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#633	The Joy of Wassailing	4
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#68	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	4
#54	Third Base	1
#506	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#1054	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#645	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	2
#500	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#986	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#341	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	2
#424	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1161	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	2
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#251	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#104	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1296	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#952	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1262	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#232	Typical Tavern swill	27
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#842	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	2
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#63	VYKEA mead	1
#60	VYKEA meatballs	1
#2088	Valentine	2
#37	Velvet Veil	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#138	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	27
#136	Wet Russian	1
#108	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	10
#105	White Hyborian	1
#1359	Wint-O-Fresh mint	4
#335	Wolfman Nardz	3
#310	Workytime Tea	7
#1117	Yakisoba's hat	1
#75	Ye Olde Meade	27
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#744	Yellow Moon of Compassion	4
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#91	Zoodriver	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#168	abandoned candy	7
#207	abominable blubber	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#101	acceptable bagel	1
#504	accidental cider	1
#131	accord ion	1
#70	accordion file	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#163	acoustic guitarrr	27
#120	actual tapas	1
#820	adder bladder	1
#1567	adorable seal larva	1
#54	agnolotti arboli	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#348	alphabet gum	4
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#595	ammonite fossil	6
#36	amok pudding	27
#108	amok putter	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#670	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#85	anemone nematocyst	4
#139	angst burger	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#5	anniversary gift box	11
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#535	ant agonist	2
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#284	anticheese	27
#544	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#117	antique accordion	1
#168	antique beer	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#388	antique record album	7
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#487	around the world	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#327	asbestos apron	2
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#92	asbestos thermos	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
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#2055	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#770	wind-up meatcar	2
#415	wine spritzer	1
#566	witty rapier	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#407	wolfman mask	15
#54	wooden figurine	27
#811	wooden stakes	1
#595	wool hat	1
#12	world's smallest violin	427
#553	worn tophat	1
#894	worthless gewgaw	1
#1039	worthless knick-knack	1
#781	worthless trinket	1
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#583	yellow glowstick	2
#1179	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#379	yeti fur	427
🥇	yield shield	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#74	yule gruel	27
#70	yule pup	2
#149	zmobie	1
#67	zombie	1

Wow, that's 44,708 items total!

what items are this player missing?