| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #407 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 13 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #268 | Baja sopapilla | 2 |
| #534 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #523 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #74 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2316 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #133 | Carpathian longsword | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #215 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #81 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #372 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #109 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #225 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #46 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #209 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #2558 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #162 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #259 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #245 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #509 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #380 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #29 | Gene Tonic: Beast | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Construct | 1 |
| #32 | Gene Tonic: Dude | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Hippy | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Horror | 1 |
| #22 | Gene Tonic: Humanoid | 1 |
| #16 | Gene Tonic: Insect | 1 |
| #16 | Gene Tonic: Orc | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Plant | 1 |
| #18 | Gene Tonic: Slime | 1 |
| #22 | Gene Tonic: Undead | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Weird | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #213 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 9 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1146 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #197 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #1205 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #375 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #443 | Knob sausage | 5 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #135 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion many-purpose hook | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #243 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 100 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #253 | Mae West | 2 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥇 | Marvelous Unitard | 1 |
| #293 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 3 |
| #356 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #633 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #305 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #118 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #104 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #879 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #38 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 6 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #210 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #151 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #140 | Spookyraven signet | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #745 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 2 |
| #827 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #83 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #66 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1380 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1219 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #1038 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #666 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1951 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #690 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 7 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #11 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 2 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #113 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #284 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #184 | ant rake | 2 |
| #165 | ant sickle | 2 |
| #625 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #207 | badass belt | 160 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #84 | ballast turtle | 9 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #76 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #551 | bar skin | 13 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #412 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #40 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #317 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #398 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #274 | bread man | 1 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #227 | broken cellular phone | 19 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #238 | bubble-wrap simulator | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #36 | bugbear detector | 3 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #134 | burnt snowpants | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #372 | burst hellseal brain | 12 |
| #715 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #2438 | candy cane | 8 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #157 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #55 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #259 | chintzy turtle brooch | 3 |
| #212 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #298 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #42 | cigar box turtle | 44 |
| #203 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #277 | cold seal sweat | 2 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #194 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #145 | corned beet | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #217 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #665 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #164 | d12 | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #207 | death blossom | 1 |
| #509 | decaying goldfish liver | 3 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1264 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #159 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #15 | detective tattoo | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #127 | distention pill | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #361 | donated booze | 16 |
| #236 | donated candy | 36 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #41 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #215 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #77 | dueling turtle | 3 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #164 | ear poison | 1 |
| #91 | easter egg balloon | 133 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #263 | eggwater | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #388 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #81 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #480 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #131 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1882 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #40 | festive sausage | 50 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #465 | figurine of a cold seal | 11 |
| #210 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 6 |
| #386 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #243 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 4 |
| #117 | figurine of an ancient seal | 8 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #130 | fleshy lump | 1 |
| #183 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #263 | flour cookie | 2 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #747 | foam dart | 4 |
| #113 | foetid seal tear | 54 |
| #430 | foie gras | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #298 | freightcake | 1 |
| #1034 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #36 | frozen turtle shell | 10 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #123 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #161 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #22 | giraffe-necked turtle | 94 |
| #156 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #32 | glistening fish meat | 50 |
| #165 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #22 | gnawed-up dog bone | 3 |
| #138 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #321 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #308 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #309 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #117 | gourmet gourami oil | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #203 | grilled mooseflank | 5 |
| #6 | grogtini | 1 |
| #84 | grue egg | 194 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #24 | gummi turtle | 144 |
| #1224 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #107 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 33 |
| #36 | half-rotten brain | 37 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #240 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #132 | haunted bindle | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1398 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #599 | heart-shaped balloon | 8 |
| #40 | hedgeturtle | 117 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #924 | helmet turtle | 22 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #133 | hep waders | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #338 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #87 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 5 |
| #86 | imitation crab meat | 59 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #26 | ingot turtle | 6 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #32 | irradiated turtle | 86 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1829 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #177 | jive turkey leg | 8 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #73 | ketchup hound | 204 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #72 | knobby helmet turtle | 9 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #192 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #19 | logging hatchet | 16 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #210 | long pork | 10 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #167 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #155 | madius | 1 |
| #572 | mafia aria | 36 |
| #1893 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #765 | meat stack | 9 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #30 | mocking turtle | 70 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #44 | moose antlers | 12 |
| #62 | moose thought | 20 |
| #23 | mosquito larva | 1 |
| #331 | mugcake | 7 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #32 | musk turtle | 30 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #601 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #416 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #33 | oil shell | 9 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #849 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #61 | painted turtle | 8 |
| #187 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #21 | paranormal ricotta | 14 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #662 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #545 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #138 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #740 | piece of wedding cake | 4 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #41 | pillow shell | 3 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #1019 | pixellated candy heart | 8 |
| #262 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #75 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #480 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #487 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #491 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #181 | poisonsettia | 2 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #161 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 10 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #182 | powdered organs | 16 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #93 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1691 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #51 | programmable turtle | 21 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #17 | purple snowcone | 1,358 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #264 | radiation-resistant helmet | 2 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #353 | red ale | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #92 | red balloon | 7 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #341 | red pixel potion | 10 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #156 | rusty bonesaw | 4 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #147 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #2415 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #66 | sausage without a cause | 2 |
| #1032 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #160 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | sentient meat mass | 5 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #119 | sewer turtle | 2 |
| #68 | shady shades | 1 |
| #48 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #331 | shiny butcherknife | 2 |
| #39 | shocked shell | 9 |
| #31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #397 | shredded hellseal hide | 9 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #658 | skeleton bone | 37 |
| #63 | skeletortoise | 6 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #132 | sleeping wereturtle | 7 |
| #50 | slick fish meat | 20 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #126 | smoldering bagel punch | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #54 | soup turtle | 3 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1084 | spectre scepter | 28 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #28 | spiky turtle helmet | 2 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #25 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 2 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #287 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #192 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #206 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #47 | squeaky toy rose | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #124 | standards and practices guide | 3 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8949 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8924 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8972 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8805 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #195 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #110 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #173 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #899 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #103 | syncopated turtle | 2 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #182 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
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| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
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| #2068 | top | 1 |
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| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
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| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
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| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1822 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
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| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #84 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #341 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
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| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
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| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
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| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
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| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #337 | warbear requisition box | 2 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #297 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
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| #97 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #23 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 8 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #167 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #153 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #164 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |