| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #276 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #1456 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #363 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 29 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #181 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1368 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #340 | Boris's ring | 5 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #579 | Boss Bat britches | 26 |
| #134 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #432 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #318 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 8 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #426 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #158 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #214 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3212 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1568 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #160 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #257 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #231 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #42 | Eye and a Twist | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1023 | Feynman gate | 7 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #846 | Goodfella contract | 4 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #552 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1218 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #158 | Manetwich | 5 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #315 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 9 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #591 | Meleegra™ pills | 11 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #972 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 13 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #71 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #177 | Ram's Face Lager | 267 |
| #253 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 7 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #161 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #217 | Trainbot slag | 2 |
| #173 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #239 | Wand of Nagamar | 24 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #349 | Yummy Tummy bean | 605 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #143 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #240 | atomic vector plotter | 17 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #186 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #983 | badass belt | 55 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #222 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
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| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
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| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
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| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
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| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
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| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
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| #138 | cracker | 1 |
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| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #181 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
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| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
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| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #175 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
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| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
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| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1264 | dense meat stack | 1 |
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| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
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| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
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| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
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| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
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| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
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| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #297 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #374 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #217 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
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| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
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| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
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| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
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| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1304 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
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| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #239 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
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| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #163 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
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| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
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| #215 | fancy chocolate car | 14 |
| #99 | fancy dress ball | 145 |
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| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
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| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #737 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #976 | fire | 4 |
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| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
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| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
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| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
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| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
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| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #55 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
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| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
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| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
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| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
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| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
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| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
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| #197 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
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| #1174 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
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| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
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| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
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| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
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| #2876 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
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