| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #217 | "caramel" orange | 2 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1150 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #37 | Aerheads | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #63 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 2 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #66 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #218 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #632 | BURT | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #151 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #120 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #181 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 1 |
| #30 | Black and White Apron Meal Kit | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #118 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #82 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2427 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #195 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #73 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #92 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #571 | Chroner | 1 |
| #79 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #114 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1486 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1354 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1369 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #356 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #3112 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #94 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #185 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #255 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #258 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #232 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #165 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #390 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #132 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 2 |
| #171 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #246 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #120 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #83 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #250 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #285 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #137 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #72 | Fun-Guy spore | 1 |
| #168 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 1 |
| #180 | GOTO | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #462 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #94 | Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #53 | Greek fire | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1199 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #239 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #647 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1759 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #478 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #62 | Meat-inflating powder | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #130 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #60 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #104 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #81 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #2364 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #90 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #136 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #174 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #19 | Rad-Pro (1 oz.) | 1 |
| #74 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #140 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #767 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #115 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #113 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #255 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #65 | Spacegate Research | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #243 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #737 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbieâ„¢ swab | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #779 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #829 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #109 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #91 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #49 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #834 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #840 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #178 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #236 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #176 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #127 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #66 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #71 | VYKEA dowel | 1 |
| #56 | VYKEA instructions | 1 |
| #69 | VYKEA plank | 1 |
| #65 | VYKEA rail | 1 |
| #68 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #134 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #237 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #432 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #234 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #196 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #219 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #100 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #122 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #54 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #68 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #97 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #53 | alien plant goo | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #109 | amok putter | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #152 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #143 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #272 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #254 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #285 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #213 | antique machete | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #171 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #175 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #359 | bätzle | 1 |
| #188 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #141 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #86 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 1 |
| #29 | baked stuffing | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1031 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #1024 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #413 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #44 | basic martini | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #21 | battery (9-Volt) | 2 |
| #22 | battery (AA) | 1 |
| #34 | battery (AAA) | 1 |
| #23 | battery (D) | 1 |
| #28 | battery (car) | 2 |
| #19 | battery (lantern) | 2 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #95 | beaver spear | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #699 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #60 | bellhop's hat | 1 |
| #148 | berries of suffering | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #100 | big dribbly candle | 1 |
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| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
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| #45 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
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| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
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| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
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| #1142 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #517 | ducha de oro | 1 |
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| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
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| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #125 | ectoplasmic orbs | 1 |
| #61 | edible alien plant bit | 1 |
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| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #389 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
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| #82 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #130 | electric pants | 1 |
| #156 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #152 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #292 | elven hardtack | 1 |
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| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
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| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
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| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
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| #208 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #76 | eraser nubbin | 1 |
| #240 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #256 | especially salty dog | 1 |
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| #79 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #53 | exploding cigar | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #112 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #511 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
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| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
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| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
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| #108 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #1499 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
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| #200 | glowing fungus | 1 |
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| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
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| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
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| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
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| #251 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
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| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
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| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
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| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #156 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
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| #552 | hellseal claw | 1 |
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| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
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| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
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| #606 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
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| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
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| #1357 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
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| #616 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
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| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
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| #207 | imp air | 1 |
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| #142 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #89 | industrial strength starch | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
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| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
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| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
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| #216 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
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| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
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| #49 | papier-mâché glob | 1 |
| #170 | papotion of papower | 1 |
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| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
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| #34 | patent aggression tonic | 1 |
| #35 | patent alacrity tonic | 1 |
| #40 | patent avarice tonic | 1 |
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| #39 | patent sallowness tonic | 1 |
| #144 | pawn cookie | 1 |
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| #62 | pencil kunai | 1 |
| #141 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #147 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #90 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #103 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
| #473 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
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| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
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| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1147 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #225 | physiostim pill | 1 |
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| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #389 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
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| #110 | pink slime | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #728 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #196 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #98 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #102 | pixel power cell | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
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| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
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| #756 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #59 | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #70 | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #215 | plum wine | 1 |
| #262 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
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| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #198 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #44 | poker face paint | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #181 | pool of liquid metal | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #2214 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
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| #114 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #18 | potato masher | 1 |
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| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
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| #492 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #156 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
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| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #184 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #247 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #75 | psychokinetic energy blob | 1 |
| #106 | pulled orange taffy | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #126 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #844 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
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| #147 | rat carcass | 1 |
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| #327 | ratini | 1 |
| #49 | rattler gland | 1 |
| #177 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #60 | raw bread | 1 |
| #61 | raw cranberry sauce | 1 |
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| #69 | raw potato | 1 |
| #61 | raw stuffing | 1 |
| #67 | raw sweet potato | 1 |
| #59 | raw turkey | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #55 | realistic cap gun | 1 |
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| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
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| #123 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #126 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #140 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #108 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #119 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
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| #75 | red mana | 1 |
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| #144 | red velvet cake | 1 |
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| #38 | red-hot knucklebone | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #254 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #181 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
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| #1432 | [2108]rock | 1 |
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| #91 | rodeo whiskey | 1 |
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| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
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| #62 | rotting beefsteak | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
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| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
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| #534 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
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| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
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| #80 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #75 | scrap metal | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #77 | screwdiver | 1 |
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| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
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| #1114 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
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| #65 | sea cowbell | 1 |
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| #127 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #1104 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #160 | seaode | 1 |
| #97 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
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| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
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| #23 | shadow hot dog | 1 |
| #22 | shadow martini | 1 |
| #302 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
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| #121 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
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| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
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| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
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| #175 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #764 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #59 | shrimp cocktail | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #109 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #124 | single atom | 1 |
| #100 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #166 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #1412 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #184 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #52 | skin oil | 1 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #190 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #94 | slap and slap again | 1 |
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| #338 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
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| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #807 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #67 | slime stack | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #429 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #232 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #225 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #76 | smelted roe | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
| #65 | snake oil | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #152 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #3321 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #84 | spaghetti con calaveras | 1 |
| #354 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #36 | spant chitin | 1 |
| #37 | spant tendon | 1 |
| #239 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #1136 | sparkler | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1065 | spices | 1 |
| #158 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
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