| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #276 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #218 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1450 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #632 | BURT | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #35 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2427 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #89 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1354 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1369 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1074 | Crimboween memo | 10 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #177 | Eau de Guaneau | 3 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #171 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #790 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #727 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #1050 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #671 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #997 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #882 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #212 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #154 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #132 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #690 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #103 | New Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #136 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #143 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #147 | SPF 451 lip balm | 17 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #779 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #829 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #434 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1380 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1955 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #617 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1157 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #1653 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #143 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #518 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #506 | badass belt | 90 |
| #75 | bag of lard | 13 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #94 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1448 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #101 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #233 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #699 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #157 | bejeweled cufflinks | 25 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #95 | black eyedrops | 8 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #64 | blammer | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #107 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #3057 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #354 | borg sock monkey | 5 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 15 |
| #75 | bottle of antifreeze | 11 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #134 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #85 | bottle of pirate juice | 9 |
| #89 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 5 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #73 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #49 | brass dorsal fin | 1 |
| #1222 | brine | 3 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #593 | buckyball | 8 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #52 | bug paste | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #716 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #141 | can of spinach | 13 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #471 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1483 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #147 | caret | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #419 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #117 | chisel | 1 |
| #56 | chlorophyll paste | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #581 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1755 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #215 | club necklace | 25 |
| #27 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #119 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #158 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #56 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #312 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #17 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #345 | cyborg doll | 5 |
| #1246 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #438 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #236 | diamond necklace | 22 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #992 | dill | 22 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #248 | distilled fortified wine | 11 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #93 | donkey flipbook | 8 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #114 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #126 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #133 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #71 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #102 | eel battery | 1 |
| #87 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #107 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #57 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #291 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #88 | enchanted handwarmer | 2 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
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| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #285 | fancy opera glasses | 15 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #1163 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #1175 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #179 | [2426]fire flower | 6 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #49 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #55 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #741 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #502 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #379 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #220 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
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| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #987 | ghost cucumber | 32 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #316 | giant designer sunglasses | 14 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #565 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #139 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #174 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #136 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #133 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1227 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #1324 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #237 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #159 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #1799 | golden ring | 39 |
| #70 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #899 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #72 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #91 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #124 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #100 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #198 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #98 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #375 | halfberd | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #648 | happiness | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #450 | heart necklace | 15 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #104 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #53 | hippy paste | 1 |
| #48 | hobo paste | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #182 | honey stick | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #180 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #309 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #1918 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #513 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #61 | indescribably horrible paste | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #110 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #570 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #149 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #700 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1068 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1444 | killing feather | 33 |
| #1689 | kite | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #368 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #85 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #7 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 431 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #210 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #457 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #378 | los chinos | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #342 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #397 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #72 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #74 | mermaid's purse | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #133 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #326 | monomolecular yo-yo | 224 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #219 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #1120 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1323 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #629 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #65 | oily paste | 1 |
| #2231 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #436 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #53 | orc paste | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #885 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #256 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #242 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #214 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #1217 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1141 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #144 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #237 | pile of gold coins | 7 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #55 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #593 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #35 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 17 |
| #860 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1024 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #854 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #157 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #1102 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #126 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #993 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #587 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1028 | robotronic egg | 26 |
| #1743 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #192 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #325 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 19 |
| #200 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 27 |
| #298 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 21 |
| #444 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 15 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #191 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #156 | salt water taffy | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #41 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #1435 | sawblade fragment | 39 |
| #251 | scented massage oil | 6 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #136 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #228 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #222 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #151 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #210 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #140 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #109 | sea lace | 1 |
| #125 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #215 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #132 | sea radish | 1 |
| #117 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #121 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1054 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #160 | seaode | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #136 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #54 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #482 | shiny ring | 53 |
| #148 | shrinking powder | 3 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #114 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #96 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #86 | skate skates | 1 |
| #160 | skate skin | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #190 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #807 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #237 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #186 | smudged alchemical recipe | 2 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #476 | snorkel | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #504 | spade necklace | 13 |
| #339 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #97 | spangly unitard | 1 |
| #74 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #53 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #556 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #936 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #324 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #42 | strange paste | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #184 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3148 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
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