| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #88 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1076 | Crimboween memo | 10 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #177 | Eau de Guaneau | 3 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #154 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #689 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #104 | New Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #146 | SPF 451 lip balm | 17 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #428 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #504 | badass belt | 90 |
| #76 | bag of lard | 13 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #100 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #231 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #205 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #153 | bejeweled cufflinks | 25 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #95 | black eyedrops | 8 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #63 | blammer | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #106 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #355 | borg sock monkey | 5 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 15 |
| #75 | bottle of antifreeze | 11 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #85 | bottle of pirate juice | 9 |
| #89 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 5 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #49 | brass dorsal fin | 1 |
| #1224 | brine | 3 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #591 | buckyball | 8 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #52 | bug paste | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #152 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #141 | can of spinach | 13 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1485 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #56 | chlorophyll paste | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #213 | club necklace | 25 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #53 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #16 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #346 | cyborg doll | 5 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #48 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #238 | diamond necklace | 22 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #992 | dill | 22 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #246 | distilled fortified wine | 11 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #93 | donkey flipbook | 8 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #111 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #68 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #99 | eel battery | 1 |
| #87 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #112 | eel skin | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #105 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #56 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #87 | enchanted handwarmer | 2 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #161 | fake blood | 7 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #283 | fancy opera glasses | 15 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #179 | [2426]fire flower | 6 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #50 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #54 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #253 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #85 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #364 | garish pinky ring | 12 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #987 | ghost cucumber | 32 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #315 | giant designer sunglasses | 14 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1225 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #233 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #900 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #71 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #87 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #97 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #97 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #446 | heart necklace | 15 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #102 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #51 | hippy paste | 1 |
| #48 | hobo paste | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #179 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #308 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #60 | indescribably horrible paste | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #107 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1445 | killing feather | 33 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #7 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 431 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #70 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #72 | mermaid's purse | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #326 | monomolecular yo-yo | 224 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #63 | oily paste | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #51 | orc paste | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #142 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #236 | pile of gold coins | 7 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #35 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 17 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #123 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #588 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1026 | robotronic egg | 26 |
| #1743 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #189 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #325 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 19 |
| #198 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 27 |
| #300 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 21 |
| #437 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 15 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #111 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #154 | salt water taffy | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #1435 | sawblade fragment | 39 |
| #251 | scented massage oil | 6 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #134 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #225 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #220 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #149 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #207 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #136 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #107 | sea lace | 1 |
| #123 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #212 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #128 | sea radish | 1 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #120 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #158 | seaode | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #482 | shiny ring | 53 |
| #147 | shrinking powder | 3 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #83 | skate skates | 1 |
| #158 | skate skin | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #189 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #233 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #186 | smudged alchemical recipe | 2 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #500 | spade necklace | 13 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #95 | spangly unitard | 1 |
| #73 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #52 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #56 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #41 | strange paste | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
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